BASED ELIAS SAMPSON KILLING TWINKS

Based Elias confirmed as next Universal Champion.

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Just saying, the last /hard body/ to injure Finn got a mega push and is now champ.

Based Elias confirmed for solely owning the wwe in the future and retiring comfortably off his hard work

>>2890688
Hopefully he gets a career-ending and possibly life threatening injury.

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>>2890688
>>2890710

Based Drifter

pyf when Finn gets a bunch of stitches and everything continues as normal on Monday

>>2890688
Shouldn't have interrupted his song

>>2890704
This.

Vince gets off to seeing people injure the demon twink.

Is this guy made out of rice paper or is everyone deliberately out to injure him?

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>>2890688
jesus, dude can't catch a break

>>2890688
Guitar strings hold a lot of tension. It's basically how string instraments work

>>2890778
This pretty much. Jeff Jarrett used to detune his guitars so it wasn't much of an issue. Elias was playing on it earlier, so unless a ref detuned it while the camera was turned away, that guitar was fully tuned and caused actual damage unlike when Jarrett does it..

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>>2890688
How long until he breaks in half?

>>2890688
>>2890688
What a cuck.

>>2890797
I was surprised to hear more than just a few Em strums. Elias threw a riff in the mix.

Finn is a based twink

>>2890688
This guy is a twink? He got his shoulder destroyed, he popped the arm back and finished the match.

He got faceplanted by a indian asshole who rattled his brain, but he stood up and finished the match.

And today. He got smashed by guitar and the burst of it sliced him open. He's fucking awesome.

>>2890902
Is there actual proof Finn is homo? Or is it just because he kinda look like it ?

>>2890902
Finn had the body and mannerisms of a twink. He is a very tough twink - a "Power Bottom", if you will.

>>2890914
>kinda

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>>2890914
Only his unhealthily close relationship with Albert.

>>2890902
Hence why I said "based twink" He's a badass pretty boy with chiseled pecs/abs and a great ass who can take a beating and put on a hell of a match. More of a Manlet than a twink if u think about it. ZSJ is more of a twink than Finn.

>>2890688
Can Finn Baler win a fight legit with anyone in the WWE?

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>>2890914
Cathy Kelley is a trap

Otherwise, there's no smoking gun like ZSJ to confirm that he is gay. He's very gay friendly is the most you can say

>>2890943
No one except Lesnar can win a legit fight against Hunico

>>2890932
I'm convinced

>>2890943
He could probably fuck up Alexa Bliss.

Finn's not gay but he's well aware of his following. If WWE weren't PC, a gay bait photo shoot like what HBK did would be a high seller.

>>2890688
I HURT MYSELF TODAY...

>>2890757
What are you talking about? He is fucking beautiful dude. You can't help but smile when you see him. And you're not even gay! God blessed him with some super good looks. How do you think he got this far? Bullet Club? GTFOH

>>2890688
endeavor when?

>>2890902
In the gay community he's called a power bottom

>>2890989
He probably learnt a lot in Japan on how to bait fans with pretend-gay stuffs.

>>2890724
I always see this, what's he context?

>>2890932
Cute couple actually. Explains leather finn.

There was a dirt sheet going around that guys in the locker room don't appreciate his rocket push and that's why he's getting stiffed on purpose.

>>2891394
link it pls

>>2891394
Same happened to Alex Wright (he got stiffed too a lot). Finn is sorta similar. Wright was better tho. Better eye candy too. He didn't age well though.