Ram Gamethread #6

>JASON JORDAN ANGLE

IT'S TRUE

IT'S DAMN TRUE

Are you kidding me right now. RAM sucks

Kinda bummed that american alpha is split up

Meh

VInce has fucking lost it

Jordan's mom was COLONIZED

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>2889751
BESTIALITY SEX

a black son storyline in 2017

Lol I forgot there was still an hour left.

C O L O N I Z E D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I CAN'T BREATHE I CAN'T BREATHE HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

"Everhart graduated with a bachelor's degree in biology with minors in chemistry, social science, and medicine. He put attending dental school on hold to pursue his dream of being a professional wrestler."

Noice

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Sharmell is the mother
HOLY SHIT

>>2889788

They weren't doing shit, just be happy they're seemingly pushing Gable slightly to compensate.

How can you fucks continue to defend WWE

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UNA JAJAJAJAJAJA

I'D LIKE TO THANK THE DUBYADUBIYAE, MY EMPLOYER, FOR BEING UNDERSTANDING

GABLE CONFIRMED NOT THE JANNETTY

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GOAT RAW

http://wrestlingmemes.com/2016/08/08/kurt-angle-revealed-as-jason-jordans-father/

>Check that fucking date
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Jordan

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Jordan

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Jordan

THIS MAN HAS A CHILD

A BLACK CHILD

BAH GAWD

HE FUCKED A NEGRO, KING

C O L O N I Z E D.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U933HnQsOwc

All i'm thinking is that Paul HayJew promo where he screams
I"M A PROMOTER
I lie I say whatever I have to say to survive.

Vince loved that promo

This is Vince surviving

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MY BLACK SON
MY BLACK SON

ALSO HES A WWE SUPERSTAR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWSCJ28Vp6w

Name a better storyline going on in anywhere right name

protip: you can't

What are the odds the Hardys come out Broken during their entrance?

WWE is officially finished and bankrupt.

>>2889788
Swerve: it turns out Gable is also Kurt's bastard son and Kurt was cheating on Jordan's mom.

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>black kid
>had no dad
>plot twist the dad is white

The question is .... who is Vinny mack playing the rib on?

>>2889751

Where do you people keep getting these fucked up Mexican Simpsons/Football murals from?

I'm not going to lie I thought Kurt Angle was black until like two years ago

>my wife's son

wait are they breaking American Alpha?

Wait is he really his dad? Now I'm confused.

Does Jason not have a dad?

DUDE THIS FUCKING STUPID WTF.. EVEN CHAD GABLE IS MORE BELIEVABLE

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>>2889853

BLEACHED.

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>There's still an hour to go.
Fuck this, I'm off to watch some OSW.

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MY PRESIDENT WAS BLACK

MY WIFE'S SON TOO

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CHAD GABLE CONFIRMED THE JANETTY OF AMERICAN BETA

>>2889881
Yes, good riddance

the only thing that could have saved that segment would have been an Angle Slam

>He is Kurt Angle's fake dad.

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>>2889846
kek

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IT WAS IN FRONT OF US ALL ALONG

>>2889882
No, he isn't really his dad, they are just pretending.

>>2889871
I always thought he was mixed because of his features

KURTED

I thought he was going to reveal he had an affair with Dixie Carter and then i get this BLACKED.com shit

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>This is Chad Gable's Face

I hope you ass hats realize this is all your faults
OH VINCE DOESNT READ THE INTERWEBS HES OUT OF TOUCH
LETS MEME ABOUT THIS BLACK KID BEING ONE OF KURTS MANY SONS
You fault
all your fault
all of it

Has a kayfabe family storyline ever been good? Asides from non-brother tag teams pretending to be brothers.

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>yfw Kurt Angle impregnated Sharmell

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>yfw

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>>2889882

>>2889917
I hope Vince gets inspiration out of /asp/ shitposting, we may save the WWE

How hard would you guys laugh if they reveal the mom and she is white?

>>2889915
eh Chad at least has some sort of personality

and he isn't in a bastard son angle

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>Angle is white
>Jordan is black
>they're supposed to be father and son

How?

>Balor getting BTFO Double J style
>MY WHITE DAD

Please tell me why this isn't the best RAW of all time

Wait if he is his son why his last name Jordan and not angle?

BLACKED = Black guy, White girl

BLEACHED = White guy, Black girl

>>2889921

Trips drugging Steph and marrying her

>>2889857

>go ahead, pick out the best trash from this dumpster, I dare you!

By the way, why was Corey Graves averse to all this then. Let's not forget he was part of the text messages.

>>2889933
the adopted mom probably

>>2889935
Kurt Angle fucked a black woman in College is what it means

https://twitter.com/TheRealVirgil/status/887131854675095552
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

they could've at least had some comedy relief in that segment maybe some milk chugging with his new son or something.

there is literally no reason for it to be a closed adoption

>>2889846
>FOOK FLOYD MAYWEATHER!!! 49-1 CONOR BLESS

stop it, you're embarrassing yourselves

>>2889935
Same shit with that shitty Fifa 17 story mode

this wouldve been better had jason used it as blackmail

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I can't believe that asp memed the "my wife's son" thing into a real storyline.

C'mon tell me this is a joke

>>2889904
>>2889902
Damn that fast kek.

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first the runescape announcement we waited a week for turns out to be shit and now this
wtf announcements??

>>2889935
MY WIFE'S SON

>>2889947
BASED VIRGIL

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>>2889935
>tfw to intelligent to understand genetics

so tired of the faggy boys

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>>2889834

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>1hr left

TIME TO BE BROKEN

>>2889943
He's a close friend of Jordan, and he confided in him, or so they say

Top kek this show is 1000x better when you watch with someone younger who gets worked easily. My cousins minds are blown right now.

>>2889834
DEEPEST LORE

SAY YEAH

>>2889968
SCREENCAP THE TWEET. TWITTER IS FUCKED FOR ME.

>>2889947
Based

JASON JORDAN CONFIRMED THE NEXT FACE OF WWE... ROMAN BTFO

FUCK THE REVIVAL

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>>2889985

>>2889843
>Jordan getting pushed as one of the top guys in WWE history son
>thinks Gable isnt the Janetty
Ha.
Jordan is about to get a massive push and Gable will probably be in 205 live by years end.

FUCK THE REVIVAL

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>>2889985

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>>2889902
It's changing so quickly.

>>2889980
BOOKER BTFO

Someone tell me where could this storyline possibly go? Angle has a black kid. Now what? Like literally where do you go from that.

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>go to Kurt's wikipedia page before the reveal
>said he has 5 children
>refresh
>now it says he has "6 including Jason Jordan"

The age diff is legit, they are doing this cuz they couldnt make the Cena father to Darren Young angle seem legit.

>>2889973
>https://twitter.com/TheRealVirgil/status/887131854675095552
The plot is getting bigger

>still another hour left
I am boooooooored
what left could there possibly be in the show?

https://twitter.com/WWEGable/status/887130862181076993

>>2889935
He fucked Sharmelle, don't you remember that storyline?

Apparently Anthem fucked over the Broken deal that was being made by asking for a bunch of unrelated shit on the side (the deal being 99% done when they decided to make the demands), just to keep everyone averse on broken world.

>>2889995
BASED

>>2889834

Kek

>>2889870
They are common in /int/ and /sp/. There are two things that Argentines truly love: football and The Simpsons. And that is true even for Argentine posters here in 4Chan.

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>>2890011
Tfw you're the Janetty and they didnt tell you

>>2889935
Jordan clearly is mixed. Have you ever seen a mixed black person before?

>>2890011
kek
>inb4 Gable is AJs son from an affair in a Christian Camp

>>2890011
LMFAO

wtf i like gable now

>alt delete chants
I like it.

Why the fuck do you want the Broken shit in WWE anyway? They will ruin it like they do everything else.

>>2890011

JANNETTY'D

>>2890022
can't be helped, classic simpsons episodes are aired a lot on Telefe (a national TV channel). If they showed modern Simpsons episodes on Telefe, that would probably kill some of the audience.

>>2890011
kek, this is Talking Smack cancellation all over again

>>2890023
I think we all know who is going to be the Janetty after this charade

>>2890031
Can't hurt

what the fuck was that?

>>2890023

It's actually out there who it'll be. They'll push Jordan maybe out of this, but where can they really go with it?
Gable can do really well with a singles career in Sd. Jordan is fucked with it on Raw if this is his angle (pun intended).

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>tfw refreshing wikipedia is more entertaining than Raw.

>>2889935
he's only half black

>>2890024
lol

>>2889995
BLESS YOU

>>2890022

Huh. I learned something tonight! Thank you!

>>2890037
I know. I'm Argentine myself.

>>2889834
>>2889834
what the fuck, is that pic real?

>>2890041
>Kirk Angel
AMERICA

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>The wiki article is locked

Wiki page has finally been locked

They didn't tape the ropes purple. Saving cost on tape now?

>>2889835
Acá bebé

>>2890051
I'm sure Jason will turn on Kurt at some point

Jinder to feud with AJ next

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>>2890063

>>2890063
18. Fucking. Plus.

>>2890063
18+

>>2890050
A nifty and over sold move.

>>2890075
His mom sure did.

When he was 18 had sex with Beyonce and she have birth to Jason Jordan.

is it over yet

>>2890063
13+

>>2889965
>tfw would pk by the rune rocks back in the day

>>2890000
>90000!

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>>2889886
Uhhhh

I never even knew that Jordan guy was part black. I just thought he was a tanned white guy

>>2890025
Not in real life I haven't

>>2889973
>>2889834
kek

>>2890104
he's a fucking Joestar!

I'm not a wrestling fan, I'm a WWE fan!

https://twitter.com/wresnocontext/status/887132215364268033

What did Kurt mean by this

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>>2890105

I'm taller and have a better body than this bald manlet, how come he's allowed on tv?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_Angle

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_Angle

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_Angle

>>2890117
MY SIDES

>>2890111
>all of 4chan

>>2890117
that's why he denied Jason for so long

they gotta cancel this shit just like end the show early this is embarrassing.

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Did I do good, bros?

why is this match still going

So two months just for this shit reveal?
Holy fucking shit, I've always been memeing when I said this but now I really mean it: WWE is fucking DEAD.

>>2890117
KAYFABE IS DEAD

>>2890117

/ourguy/

I'm pretty impressed with the revival

They're carrying this

>>2890142
B L E A C H E D

no mention of the match going on because of the aftermath of the shit decision

why is it vintage jeff hardy if he does it all the time still

>>2890142
Mae young cummed a hand out and they brought it back all grown up and Mark Henry was super happy
NOTHING can kill this company

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The pills went straight to Angle's head

>>2890117
Jordan's hot chocolate mom broke his heart and turned him kinda racist.

If you fucks are still watching after 10 years of trash you will never stop watching. The only people tuning out are casuals.

The biggest viewership for WWE are in their fucking 50's.

>>2890154
Cole just loves to use buzzwords

damn Matt is slow as shit

>Matt blowing that spot

Friggin Dash had to throw himself out of the ring

>>2890148
don't see much with their character development but them boys can wrestle

>>2890117

Mah nigga

So is Jordan a main eventer now

can no one take twist of fate properly

REF YOU SUCK

>>2890168
>>2890168
pretty much shane o mac 2.0

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would you suck her feminine penis?

>Jason Jordan is Kurt's son.

If anyone wants to know why nobody likes wrestling anymore...

CHARLY

>>2890176
Except shane o mac is interesting

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Guys. What if they're all Kurt's sons?

Why is Joe speaking in that way
Is he AAAAHHHHkting?

>>2890178
heck yes my dude

>>2890178
Of course

>Samoa Joe will never whisper in your ear

30 minutes to go.....

>>2890168
United States champion soon and future endeavored in a year

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>Charley with a choker.

>>2890178
No thanks. I'm not gay

>According to a study conducted by Magna Global for the Sports Business Journal, the median age of pro wrestling TV viewers jumped from 28 in 2000 to 54 in 2016, marking the biggest increase during that span out of the 25 sports analyzed in the study.

YOU'RE WATCHING A SHOW FOR GERIATRICS

GREAT BALLS OF FIRE

HES FAT SWEATING BUCKETS CUTTING A PROMO

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ALL BOARDS CHECK IN, WE MUST GIVE OUR POWER TO THE DESTROYER SAMOA JOE.

>>2890179
a 60 year old woman gave birth to a hand and a black man was the father in the attitude era, you're fucking idiot

>>2890186
No Bork means Heyman isn't the one in charge right now.

>>2890178
Definitely

>Jordan was kept off of TV for an angle to be Kurt's so

Fuck WWE

https://youtu.be/HS6QeYC13eg

What did Kurt mean by this??

>Booker: OH BOY WRESTLING
>Cole: Yeah, but seriously...handicapped kids n shit.

why is joe so sweaty he hasn't even wrestled yet

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TARDS

>>2890178
I want her to step on my balls desu

BIG DIMES NORRIS

>/asp/ is on tv again

WTF is with all of this special olympics BS?

Are they gonna have a special re-re division or something?

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how do I get a gf?

literally retard strength

>>2890201
Roman is winning or Braun runs in and it ends as a dq.

LOL SPECIAL OLYMPICS. TARDS HAHAHA

hey carter made it on raw

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>>2890201
/POL/ STANDING BY

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NEVER FORGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>2890199
oh but when skinny guys do it its "bottled water"
fuck off cuck

>>2890214
KEK

>This tard could kick all of /asp/'s asses

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Defend this https://twitter.com/r0bato/status/887135274551169024

>>2890203
no one wants that trash anymore

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>>2889751
>retard weightlifting

>>2890185
They should be called Kurt Shot Inside Our Moms Nation

NORRIS GOING OVER

RETARD STRENGTH

Norris getting that monster push already

>average /asp/ poster

>>2890217

Start by looking like one of the guys on her shirt. Knock her up and ditch. Angle learned that angle quite well himself.

>>2890210
The match was taped before the interview. It ends in a dq

>jason jordan is kurt's son
>the hardys jobbing to tag team nxt vanilla midgets
>joe the samoan jobbing to roman
>no braun
>they don't even bother changing the ropes purple anymore for the flippy manlet matches

done with RAM

based tard

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>>2890201
/k/ HERE

>>2890217
>black cap
>chocolate ice cream
>nba players shirt
What did she mean by this?

Norris blends right in with the crowd

That guy would fit in perfectly at 5 Dollar Wrestling

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>>2890224

>>2890217
I dont know brah. How do I talk to the cleaning lady in my apartment. She is hot

BASED GENOVA

>>2890217
>you love you lose

WWE dragging this poor guy from training so they can have a PR moment.

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>>2889835

>>2890216
Catering to their average fanbase.

>>2890254
WEW

>>2890198
Lol what? They is the show written for 12 year olds then. At least jinder and rusevs gimmicks make sense now

>>2890203
And that was retarded and scorned too, whats your point?

>>2889751
>you will never be a blissfully unaware retard who receives praise by the most well known sports entertainment corporation in the world
>you will never have more chromosomes than he does
>you will always be a tired chromosomelet who wont amount to anything
Why even live?

>>2890253
>nba players shirt

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>>2890201
/tv/ here

Who the hell thought "what if jason jordan was kurt angels son" was a good idea

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>>2890275

I don't know

>>2890275
4u

>>2890217
>eating a cone with a spoon

this bitch need to kill herself

>Table for 3 Niggers

>>2890258
nigga I could probably fuck your cleaning lady the first morning I meet that bitch

>>2890275
and the mask?

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FAROOQ
FUCK YEAH

>>2890279
TELL ME ABOUT BANE

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>>2889845

>Simmons,Henry and Godfather

>>2890279

HOTHEAD OUT

>>2890279
It reeks of Vince's doing. Someone please put him down now.

>>2890279
TELL ME ABOUT BANE

why do I care about this literal who bar wtf

Dwayne too good to sit down with them

>Godfather now owns a strip club in Vegas

He's living his gimmick.

Of course after the Angle interview they'd have an all black Table for 3

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New Main Event GameThread

>>2889462

>>2889462

>>2889462

>>2889462

>>2890301

>>2890301

>>2890301

>>2890301

>>2890301

>>2890294
Fuck, I'd stalk her too, i wanna C O L O N I Z E

>Table for 3 black guys
>after interview of Kurt talking about his black bastard
my god bravo Vince

>Godfather, Farooq, and Henry
That sounds pretty fun.

>>2890279
BROOOO

>>2890258
Just say your dick is in need of some spring cleaning. or summer cleaning in this case.

>>2890279
Where's bane?

>>2890308
This faggot again

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>again

>Top babyface of the company
>Literally booed out of every arena

>that massive pop

BASED BIG DOG

REAL ROMAN LOVE THREAD
JOIN ON IN BOYS

>>2889462

>>2890308
Fuck off faggot i'm going to the other thread

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>>2890201

worked