Raw Gamethread #4

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>>2888927
Big cass more like BIG TITTIES

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>>2888927
THAT YUMMY ASS

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>>2888888

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>>2888927
Dixie was phone

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JUST

>>2888927
Literally flat. This bitch is all thighs

>not even an actual match

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>>2888927

Big Cass has big titties

Blood.

>Big Show is Dead

What did Michael Cole mean by this?

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My stream is shitting it self, anyone got another stream link to share?

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Why is it so many wrestling fans are simpsons fans as well?
for ex. there's so many simpsons reaction pics on /asp/ while other boards they're almost non existent. this is no coincidence

>Yfw Shelton Benjamin is Angle's gay lover

>>2888962
>not being a thigh guy

Booker T is one of the best commentators ever.

>>2888948

I wonder if he's bigger than Carmella.

>Cass is a stud
What did Vince mean by this?

rate that segment

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When is GFW getting on cable again so we can have bad wrestling that's funny again?

>>2888981
I am. I just don't pretend they equal ass

THIS IS HIS YARD

>>2888962
>Thighs are bad

>>2888978
Both have sharply declined since the 90s

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>man bun

>>2888974
network.wwwf.com

FUCK RAW THERES A SEXTUPLE IN THE LAST THREAD

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>>2888979

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>Charly

>>2888978
/v/ has a lot of Simpsons too

Based Big Dog Working The Smarks

What is Big Show's gimmick?

>>2888987
In terms of their dicks? No

Big DOG about to save Raw from this shit show

>>2888978
wrestling and simpsons were both big in the 90s

Big Cass fucking sucks. He must be one of Vince's guys.

>>2888962
Please have sex

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BASED

hey did kurt make that announcement yet

that's the only reason i have this on

HOW THE FUCK DO INTO ROMAN'S HAIR?!?!

So whose yard is this?

>me beating undertaker is in the past
>keeps bringing it up

state of the tiny hound

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>>2888956

>>2889011
He's the show, and a big one at that

I wish they'd let Roman say more than "Big dog, muh yard" every week.

piss break

>>2889022
Yes. He announced the return of Chris Benoit

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>just finished g1 from last night
>turn on raw
yikes

BIG Dog
BIG Show
BIG E
BIG Cass

WWE is very creative with nicknames

I can't imagine what the kurt angle thing could be.

Nothing seems to make sense, I hate that dumb shit like this intrigues me.

I actually am curious about this
Why don't America do military parades like almost every other country?

Who /Finn/ here?

>The state of Balor

>>2889028
I'm guessing whoever owns the stadium.

would NOT want to live in Bulgaria based on the way ruru describes it desu

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SJW john

What the fuck is a flag match?

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I went to the store at the start of the Bliss match, what have I missed?

>>2889022
They won't do it till the very end.

JUST GAYLOR

>Cena/Rusev patriot shit again

so lazy

>>2889041

thanks man can't wait for wrestlemania

>they HAVE to have a rematch

Why?

>>2889045
because we have the largest military by far and use it all over the world so there is less reason to give a show of force

Why did they say Cass is 26? I'm positive he's 30.
That said, even his Wiki page says two different things.
Billed age vs Real age?

Finn vs Elias again

brb getting snacks

Isn't jinder already doing the anti American thing? Now rusev is doing it again.

>>2889055
Tits

>>2889066
its the only way to get Cena over. They cannot come up with anything else. He basically writes his own fanfics and calls them scripts

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>>2889055
after the match, Kaitlyn returned and scoop slammed Nia Jax while Bliss ran away

>>2889045

Because we dont need to be reminded about our military.

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>>2889042

You know what you were getting into, we're in slump season with no RAM PPV around the corner. Guaranteed bollocks with MAYBE a standout segment or two.

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Big Bitch

>tfw rusev is right about america

>the right complain about sjw shit happening all over the country
>the left complain about trump and all that shit

sure fires up the old neurons

>>2889066
In WWE, if you aren't from the US, you hate it.

>>2889066
Big Ruru was supposed to be the one doing the evil foreigner thing before his injury so they had Jinder take his story.

>>2889066

And Owens. It's the easy heat buzz.

The worst is you can tell Rusev isn't into this at all (because it's very been there, done that).

>>2888964
are they a draw

>>2889078
Rusev has always been a baby face

>no good dean goes unhinged

I actually chuckled

Question for ya'll.

1. Do you watch RAW because you have for years and its habit

2. You like to hurt yourself

MARKING FOR FINNY

>>2889045
>wanting to watch welfare queens march
I don't see why people would want to

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welp this is gay. im out

I just want to know if we're getting Broken Hardys tonight

>>2889044
WWE knows the autism of its audience bro

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At this point finn should of just stay in NJPW

I guess with the bullet club getting bigger in america, they wanna limit him

Christ Raw is the drizzling shits.

Got to make America look really really strong

WALK WITH ELIAS

>>2889087
It's background noise for me now

Seth's redemption to Dean could be a great story about rebuilding a brotherhood
But RAM so nah

Deano's hair
Whats that about?

>>2888927

Jaseethy is Jaseething

>that booing for samson

Based drifter bringing the crowd alive, mind you they'll die out again during the match.

BASED ELIATH THAMTHON

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>>2889087
have watched it for years and got nothing better to do

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>next week
why not this week? why show us the same fucking match this week instead for the THIRD FUCKING TIME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>2889054
18+

HELLO I AM ELIAS SAMON

>>2889099
That story requires nuance ya dingus

its just the same thing every week
why i'm i still here

Is his lisp getting worse?????

Why did he say cell phones?

BALOR OVER AF

>>2888927

Keep your cell phones down!

>based crowd working

why won't they ever let the drifter finish his songs?

>>2889109
Just to suffer.

Why is there two guys with singing gmmicks

GOAT

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>>2889117
>>2889117

g...gib her back

cringe

>>2889109
See you next week

More like FINE Balor amirite guys?

>>2889109
you have nothing better to do and no where to go.
Same reason we all are here.
BE REAL NIGGA

>>2889117
Take my phone....just let her go

>>2889119
pain is pleasure innit?

why doesn't he just say "town full of niggers" or something similar? wouldn't that get more heat than saying something dumb like "town full of lies"?

Is Damon King still a thing?

>>2889117
you sick fuck, bring her back to me

>>2889108
hence RAM is going to fuck it up

JUST LET HIM SING THE SONG

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TFW he has been on the phone with Oxycodone the entire time.

I don't think I'll ever be ready to walk with Elias. Just have Aiden English switch over and team with him already.

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wtf

\o/

kek, actually taking a break during his entrance. Finn is kill.

Finn Balor's cock is VERY visible right now...

i miss the old days where people threw beers at clowns like this

>>2889120
Because WWE is cutting costs even with creative. In a couple of months SmackDown and raw will be the exact same show but with different wrestlers

FINN BALOR INURY COMING
SCREENCAP THIS

>>2889139
Haitch "Producing" T.V

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/ourgay/

>>2889117
You can't kidnap what i don't have.

>Commercial break before Balor displays his crotch to the camera on the apron.
wtf?

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>>2889142

We JUST had a commercial break

>not even halfway thru ram

>>2889144
capped

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he is such a flaming homo

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Is finn stuck in a wwe contract?

I dont see him staying long.

Finn too busy fucking Cathy to give a damn.

>>2889136
shooting with sean u mean

>>2889155
god I wish

>>2889150
Also I need a poo tell me if I miss anything

wish I was watching Anderson Cooper

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>>2889144
good

I think its time Vince dies for the good for the WWE. It would be best for business

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>another commercial break
>it's another balor vs. le drifter again
ye time for a snack break
I'm going to the pet store, y'all niggas want anything?

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>>2889163

Why isn't this twink in the crusierweight division?

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>>2889155

>tfw me & balor have the same body type
>tfw thighs bigger than waist
>tfw ill never be a beg guy

>>2889083
>tfw Rusev won't do a anti Cena stable with all the guys that Cena buried including a returning Ryback and Ryder as the secret final boss

>>2889164
skittles

what the hell is this commentary? Corey Graives is supposed to be the heel commentator yet he is trashing Sampson while Cole praises him.

>>2889164
>An escape from the hell that is being a WWE fan. Thanks.

>>2889164
feeder mouse pls

>>2889164
a friend

lol Finn said fuck

>>2889164
A hamster pls.

>>2889157
Meltzer hinted at the "good-luck" pre-match blowjobs in the newsletter again

>>2889164
get me a donkey

When is Kurt going to reveal that he got herpes from Dixie Carter or whatever?

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>>2889155
>worked

>>2888927
ARE YOU GUIS FUCKING MORANS?!?! IT IS FUCKING STEP

BOOOOORING BOOOOORING

>>2889166
Because he is more over than reigns with half the exposure

>>2889130
It's the only thing that makes me feel.

Crowd seems quiet today

Does Fin have a massive cock or something? Why is it always so visible?

>>2889177
How so?

>>2889170
Wasn't Corey always anti-Sampson on NXT? I think he's just continuing that.

>>2889170

It's his thing, role reversal for samson.

>DRIFTER TRYING TO BRING THE POONJABI ELBOW OUT THERE TO PUT BALOR OUT

He better watch it, he might find a championship at the end of it.

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Will he admit he had an affair with the fatties in the back?

>>2889188
Why are you looking?

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>>2889188

>>2889187
There are signs up in the arena asking the crowd to refrain from making excess noise. No idea why

>>2889177
bad idea. IT should be post match. Busting a nutt before a match would kill testosterone .

>>2889194
Why do you not?

>>2889188
>irish
>massive cock
pick one

>>2889059
Kek'd

WHAT A MANEUVER

SLAPNUTS

decent match

THE GUITAR IS FAKE, THEY SAID

FINNS BUSTED

DID HE JUST DRAW A DIME?

Jeff jarret !?

BASED

>>2889193
wtf I'm gay now

EL KABONG

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BASED "ONE MORE TIME" CHANTERS

>One more time chant
>Dude is slashed all over the head

kek

>>2889189
I don't have it in front of me but Dave keeps going on and on about a pre match ritual Finn has, and him running off with Cathy for long stretches

Fag Balor BTFO

Holy shit that cut on Finn's head

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GIVE THAT MAN AN INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE!

Jeff jarrett

When is Kurt coming out?

>One more time

Baloretty btfo

Finally some action.

Blood too?

Fuck yeah

DOUBLE J IS BACK

Balor's bleeding. Think this means he's getting a title shot?

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RIP in pieces guitar

>Based Drifter clocks Balor, gets color all day for free

Balor club S E E T H I N G

DAMN HIS HEAD IS FUCKED

the drifter has a 10/10 body desu, better than fin's

NOT A DIME

nice, kill that fag

>wishing the guitar wasn't gimmicked

based samson

>"one more time" and not "You deserve it"
What even is the WWE universe.

1st and probably last guitar shot we'll se

>>2889193
No, but I would do that to Finn.

Balor is gonna be out another 4-6 months.

ANON WAS RIGHT
BALOR INJURY CONFIRMED

>>2889224

What's the source of this?

SLAP NUTS

HOLY SHIT he forgot to switch to the gimmicked guitar from the live one

Finn confirmed Jake the Snake part 2

Jesus, I know the guitar is fake but you're not supposed to try and kill him Drifter man, chill out.

based Wanderer

>>2889227
He's nice and tall as well

>"somethingsomething you asshole"

I didn't hear it clearly

So, did Balor botch that?

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>>2889144
the prophecy was true

I thought they didn't do headshots anymore

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>Another Manlet getting hit with a guitar

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>>2889144
FFFFFUUUUUUGGGGGGG

>>2889144
God

ITS OL SLAPNUTS HIMSELF

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>>2889144
Nice call

Finn fucking sucks. All he does is kick people and get shoot injured,

That's 2 (two) people who have been busted open tonight.

And we are halfway.

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>>2889144

Samson confirmed for Universal championship

muted

Oh hey this feud again. I wonder if they will actually finish this time

NOT A DIME

bray pls go

inb4 another concussion

Yawn

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>>2889144

SAMSUNG DID IT BAWH GAWD!

>>2889254
we attitude era now boyz

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>>2889144

>same bray shit a-fucking-gain

E D G Y

>jinder heems balor
wwe title

>samson heems balor
drifter push now?

>>2889246
It wasn't a headshot.

Instead of doing blood the hard way as often as they are u wish they'd blade with half the frequency.

>>2889203
>smashed a thousand guitars
>never drew a dime

>>2889254
Who was the first?

>>2889246
It was supposed to be a shoulder shot.

To his "formerly injured" shoulder, get it.

Bray Wyatt, the master at creating passionless, pointless feuds.

ZZZZZZZZZ PLEASE FUCKING GO AWAY BRAY

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Demon King happening

WHy is Fin Balor allwed toget hit in the head with an object but the othersports entertainers cant?

Thanks Bray, we NEEDED someone to take all the steam that Samson just built out of that match.

>>2889247
What the heck does slap nuts even mean?

>>2889274
>dies

I can hear Jamie Noble in the background

>neckbeard segment
>piss break

wtf now when I look at Bray I imagine him eating that huge chocolate ass

>>2889282
They need another Chris Benoit incident for ratings.

fire bray

this wyatt shit is stale is fuck

Bray "I will just taunt you in eerie promos until you eventually kick my ass in the ring" Wyatt

>>2889285

it was different times man

BASED JOE VIDEO PACKAGE

>>2889273
blading looks like it hurts more

>>2889237

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ7_5MMboo4

Time passes by, but nothings happening.

>>2889237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ7_5MMboo4

I fucking love Bray Wyatt.

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>used to think joe was just some fatass
>unironically liked him since that brock feud

>that based video package
>just for him to job to roman

WWE

>>2889291
lmao. Would be the best thing to happen to the company in a long time.

>>2889241

DRIFTER YA FUCKING MARK

>>2889304
he's been good in wwe except for his feud with rollins

Boring Balor is going to feud with an even more boring Bray

God help us.

EAT BALLS

>>2889297
Your hairline has relatively few nerve endings compared to how much blood it produces. Cost/Benefit wise, its the best place to get cut.

Anyone have a clip of Balor getting hit with the guitar, missed it

Angle has to be next, right?

>>2889297
Nah its not that bad. As long as you have some adrenaline running through you it barely hurts.

>>2889305
nope, gonna be a double pinfall or pinfall / tapout with two refs, leading to a 3-way at Summerslam.

That way they can still save Roman vs. Brock as a one on one match for WM if they want.

>>2889310
but demon balor vs wyatt

it'll be totes epic

>>2889272
Are you blind?

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>>2889153
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>>2889268
Seeing someone get injured never felt so good

>>2888962
Nigga.

>yfw Angle reveal gets the Rusev treatment

>>2889325
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>>2889325

nu bread

>>2889321

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>>2889321

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>>2889298
>>2889302
OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

>>2889310
I may care about this even less than wyatt/rollins

>>2889314
They are saving it for the end so it leads to another cliffhanger to get all the auttists to watch next week

>>2889327
>>2889328
WHICH ONE

>>2889317
>>2889317
>>2889317
>>2889317

Actual new thread because some idiots jumped the gun

>>2889144
It's not even surprising now

>>2889327
>>2889328
why

>>2889339
This is the thread

Why do you autists fight over which thread? If yours is not the first, delete it ffs

There is nothing in the world that makes me want to watch NJPW more than browsing /asp/ on a Monday. The amount of salt in these threads is ridiculous

>>2889367
Then why don't you? I'm watching the G1 Climax matches from yesterday right now

Is everyone asleep now?

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>we monitor the dark web globally.

>>2889425
I'm subscribed to both, but I'm considering unsubscribing if they ruin the revival

>>2889559
Well, if the other NXT tag team call ups are any indication...

So Kurt Angle fucked Naomi?

>>2889660
They're against the Hardys, I-it will be different this time

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>>2889144
Impressive as fuck