How much will the Poonjabi prison match suck?

More than you could possibly imagine

A lot

What a waste of a main event spot, Jinder is. Seems like Vince deliberately sabotaged Smackdown.

It's gonna be shit. Jinder's going to take a big smelly dump right on our tv screens and Randy's just going to kinda go through the motions and not put in any real effort..

Is here anything that could make it good?

Am I the only one who has trouble watching the match through the fucking bars?

>>2886981
We're far past that point.

>>2886978

>It's gonna be shit

It's literally in the name.

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>>2886962
it's a blandy boring match, so not even THE BIG RAJ can carry that glorified create-a-wrestler.

>>2886974
>trying to pin the blame on BMJ

you've gotta go the fuck back to your reddit safe space, idiot.

>>2886981
Superplex off the top + manlets interfering making Snek sperg out as usual + Jinder winning making the smarks seethe once more = 6/10 at best

The superplex part is very unlikely so 5/10 if there aren't any botches + Orton puts some effort in

If there's a spot where Orton breaks part of the cage off and uses it as a weapon then it might get interesting.

>>2887019
>breaks part of the cage off
Imagine getting beat with STEEL REINFORCED BAMBOO.

Odds of Hindered Jinder pulling a Braun and going for the pin?

You can't even see what the fuck is happening inside anyway.

What does "steel reinforced bamboo" even mean?

Are there steel rods inside the bamboo chutes? Or are there steel rings around the outside of each bamboo stick? Or is there a metal grating holding it all together? Wtf is this

Jesus tittyfuckin Christ they're gonna put the belt back on Orton aren't they?

>>2886981
Corbin cash in and wins because he's already outside the cage

It's not going to save a shitshow, but at least it gives us something to shitpost about

>>2887013
Jinder has had two months to prove he's anything better than average wrestler or that he can pop the crowd. I guess you've been too busy memeing to watch his boring ass matches or listen to how silent the crowd is on his entrances.

>>2887032
Possible a Cash-in

>>2887033
>HEY
>YOU TIRED YOURSELF OUT DURING THIS MATCH
>I'M CASHING IN
>YOU'RE STUPID
>*rock bottoms self and wins title*

>>2887033
that should be the story of the match

>10 minutes of OK-ish back and forth
>corbin cashes in
>gets attacked by Big Match Nak at the top of the ramp
>orton and Jinder realize all corbin has to do is make it down the ramp
>they scramble to escape the two fences while corbin crawls towards the ring announcer

would mark tbphwu

>>2887069
Nak and Big Breakfast have a match at Battleground though

>>2887027

The steel is holding it together.

A Poo Prison cannot contain The Snek

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>>2887098
So you say, you diversity-less scum

>>2887053
The sad part is that I can actually see him pushing over a ref, grabbing a mic, and saying "HEY, YOU TIRED YOURSELF OUT DURING THIS MATCH, I'M CASHIN' IN, YOU'RE STUPID."

The sadder part is, I want to see this happen.

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>>2887041
>blandy boring mark thinking i give a shit what goes on in his barely functioning brain

nah. go cope with your impotent rage and ignorance somewhere else, moron.

>>2886962
Might be a good match IMO

The rest on that card is meh
I like AJ Styles but, Fatty Blowens is a lazy fuck and ain't gonna do much

>>2887126
Rent free

>>2887033
This is what I want to happen. Corbin climbs two feet on to the outer cage, drops down and wins.

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>>2887110

>>2887110
Remember that time Jinder and Khali played dueling flutes to control Santino's sock puppet?

>>2886962
WOAT

>>2887126
Said literally nothing about Snoreton you sixteen year old memelord. Jinder sucks and you can't even articulate yourself well enough to explain why he doesn't.

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>>2886962
>Mfw Jinder does a reverse corkscrew 450° off the second cage to put Randy away for good

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>>2887441
>mfw he botches it and impales himself

>>2886962
I have a feeling it'll be better than the last two, but that's not hard and even then, it won't be a LOT better.

>>2890921
It's too gimmicky to go well

Don't know about you fags but I'm personally excited for it, finally wwe does something cool and all the fags shit on it without even watching.

>>2892148
It's just that it's Orton vs Mahal for the third time and neither of them is interesting. Also, there has never been a good HITC or Steel Cage match

I have feeling Mahal is going to lose

>>2892179
>Orton Wins
>Jinder Wins
>Corbin Cashes in and Wins
We all lose

>>2892182
Corbin is based

>>2892191
Yeah actually come to think of it, it would be midly entertaining to have Gene Snitsky 2.0 as champ

>>2887016
>Jinder winning making the smarks seethe once more

Reminder that nobody cares about Jinder and Smackdown hasn't sold out in months

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>>2892194
HEY LITA

IT WASN'T MY FAULT

STUPID

>>2892194
Corbin is nothing like THE UNDE...feated Snitsky

>>2887287
No. And for a good reason

The only thing that could make it good is if Jinder starts shooting in Blandy.

>>2892982
>Anyone not named Brock Lesnar hitting Orton any harder than the light breeze from a whiffed pillow swipe/Dean Ambrose's suicide dive

Randy got Mr. Kennedy fired for much less than this.

>>2892982
>Jinder
>shooting
Hahaha. Who the hell do you think you're talking about exactly? Jinder is barely decent in the ring. His one saving grace has been working with one of the best wrestlers in the company (but also one of the most boring).

>>2892151
>no good HIAC match
so 1997's Badd Blood never happened and no one knows who the Undertaker's Brother is.....

>>2893492
you shouldn't have even fixed his HITC to HIAC, fucking 25+ pls

>>2892182
>>2892191
He sucks but at least he has a couple of cool looking moves unlike Jinder who has ZERO redeeming qualities.

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>>2886962
You PEOPLE talk shit about the match that I chose because it looks different. You people dont respect the poonjabi prision because it sounds different. Well this sunday at fastlane Im going to show all of you and especially that snake randy orton first hand not to disrespect my match.

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>>2895334

Why do you think it will suck? The last two matches they've had together were Randy's best matches since 2011. Fucking retarded smark.

>>2887287
>Remember that time Jinder and Khali played dueling flutes to control Santino's sock puppet


Link?

>>2892194
Corbin foot fetish angle when?