GET HYPE Who you got going over?

>>2882994
>MATCH 1
Team "Big" Mike
>MATCH 2
Bullet Club
>MATCH 3
I don't fucking know. Team SANADA & BUSHI
>MATCH 4
Rainmaker and his cheerleader
>MATCH 5
Nagata
>MATCH 6
Makabe
>MATCH 7
Goto
>MATCH 8
Brit Twink
>MATCH 9
Ibushi

>>2882994
Goto/Ishii and Naito/Kota sound good. LIJ vs LIJ too sounds awesome. Rest is pretty trash though.

>>2882994
I don't get the format at all. I thought G1 Climax was a tournament style show, was I mistaken?

>>2883015
5 tourney matches in each show. The rest are fillers or to hype up for future tourney matches.

>>2883015
It's a round robin tournament

>>2883015
see>>2883019
A good example of how the undercard matches can work to build a story for an upcoming tournament match is Omega's team vs. Suzuki's team. Omega and Suzuki will have a tournament match but not today. So this tag match is definitely going to build it up. It's the first match they'll ever have had together.

>>2882994
>Togi Makabe vs Bad Luck Fale

fucking hyped for this

>Shibata still ded
>ZSJ
Give me one reason I should watch this shit other than Naito, pinheads

>>2883057
>ZSJ
>Tama Tonga
>Bad Luck Fale
>Yano Toru
>Nagata Yuji
JUST fuck my G1 up, sifu

>>2883033
Based luck fale is pissed

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>>2883057
>>2883067
>neoliberalists being this worked
He got a great match with Ishii. And soon he will have minimum 4 stars match with Fale

>>2883002
>I don't fucking know. Team SANADA & BUSHI

BUSHI is the obvious fall guy. Are you kidding?

>>2883057
>>2883067
>le destroy neoliberalism man working the polluters
he's going to BTFO Tana's arm with his meme submissions

I just realised this tournament is 91 matches long. Holy fucking based.

My predictions for the first of 9 rounds of Block A.

>Nagata > Yaoshi-Hashi
>Fale > Makabe
>Ishii > Goto
>Tanahashi > ZSJ
>Naito > Ibushi

>>2883085
Tana loses a lot and besides it's pretty irrelevant in a medium where the results are predetermined. I don't understand what a 90 pound guy is doing in the G1 though.

>>2882994
Hope Zack gets HONMAed, meaning he gets zero wins this tournament and also suffers a serious injury.

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Redpill me on muffin030ass/Tokyo Latinaa/PIETER, lads

>sexiest woman in all of wrestling
>on the hottest wrestling promotion in the world atm
>could have literally any man she wants; the tall clean young handsome dimes-drawing face of the company world champion Okada...the white-hot dimes-drawing best wrestler on the planet with big waito cocku Omega...the most successful guy in NJPW history still working there Tanahashi...the bad boy and next SCSA Naito...the strong and honorable Goto...

>but no, she chooses an ugly obese lifetime jobber who can't wrestle, doesn't earn dimes, and can't even speak english properly let alone japanese

WTF?

>>2883126
Fale is a big guy

>>2883126
She's not that hot. Probably got dicked a few times by those guys but they didn't want a relationship with her.

>>2883076
20 sec promo and I'm hyped af

Ibushi needs to beat Tana.

pocket Baba is beat the Ace
As for the whole thing, Naito better win this time or Gedo can off himself
Swear to Christ is he panders to western fans again who don't know what good shit is and has Omega/BC go over......

>>2883126
She's a dirty, gaijin-hunting ganguro slut. Whaddjya expect?

>>2883126
Fale obviously has a 10 inch cock.

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>Tanahashi vs. a submission specialist
That's gonna be hard to watch, isn't it.

>>2884368
Yes, he will be dying out there for our amusement. Because he can work us in 2017 and be injured in April. But he will soldier on, so he can have a match for us in July! As in 2016.

...Old work is new work.

And Meltzer will report it as true, because his sources are working him as well... Same as during that Omega January and Fenbruary.

>>2884383
isn't there like 7 meltzer threads you can be a moron in

>>2884390
Nah, I was talking about Tana, he is great in working us and I like it. He is hurting of course... but that injury can't be "torn" biceps. Both his biceps look same, not different. Even without the sleeve, which is great accesory.

Whole his G1 will be about his arm. And it's great, because people really think he is injured. The crowd will eat it up.
For example his match with ZSJ will be better because of that.

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>>2883133
>not that hot

>>2882994
Nagata
Fale
Goto
Zack
Ibushi

>>2884397
If it's a work, it's a brilliant one because I was cringing constantly during his match with Naito at Dominion.

>>2884416
Look at his arms. They are same. He wouldn't have been able to sustain working out on a TORN biceps.

And by the way - I love it as well. The crowd is so into this little injury angle, because it seems real. And Tana KNOWS how to sell it. He doesn't oversells it, he just does it so well.

And by the way, sorry if I spoiled his matches for you. Thinking back I wouldn't have written about it. I think getting worked is good for people.

>>2882994
>Liger/Tenkoji
>Suzuki-Gun
>EVIL/Timebomb/daryl
>Rainmaker/Gedo
>Nagata
>Makabe
>Ishii
>Ace
>Ibushi

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>tfw wagecuck who has to get up at 5am

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>>2882994
It's his time to shine. Nagata won't win a single match until his final one.

>>2884432
The fact that Zacky is his first match-up made it pretty obvious to me, but decent booking is decent booking and I do think it's the best direction you want to go with Tana right now.

I think Naito has like a 99% chance of winning. I'm disappointed Marufuji isn't in it again or Miyahara wasn't in it. There's not many New Japan guys I like these days.

Wait, this is tonight? What the fuck, I had no idea. I've been working so much lately and didn't even notice.

>>2883067
>Hating Yano
>Hating Nagata who's still a top 10 worker
Stamford wives finding out about New Japan was a mistake

>>2883067
Shit taste mate, go back to your wwe threads.

>>2885116
starts at 2 am eastern time

>>2885177
thanks

>>2882994
>Ibushi v Naito
Gonna be some hype shit right there.

>there are actually people
>right now
>that don't think YOSHI-HASHI's hair is based af

>>2883002
This except Team Evil over SANADA and Bushi and Tanahashi over Brit Twink

>>2885177
How long is the show expected to go for tonight?

>>2885271
3 hours at least.

>>2882994
Pre Show airing shortly
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