This was better than the pipebomb

>>2882754
at least the pipebomb was "original", quoting someone but pretending like you acme up with it is stupid.

>>2882754
The day rock was buried

>>2882969
>cm cuck
Can you even win a local street fight?

>>2882974
Yeah probably, especially if it was against Phil

>>2882754
Do I need to have some form of autism to understand any of that retarded shit he said?

>>2882987
You would in order to understand everything the Rock said in that segment

Really like this but one thing that's always bugged me is how scripted it obviously is. I'm not claiming it wasn't Punk, just that he probably sat down for hours to actually write it.

>comparing 2 best promos in the history of the company

why, both of them were GOAT

>>2883045
One is vastly overrated and the other is cringy as fuck

>>2883010
No, it was good, what ruined it was Rock going "CM Punk you might think you're boxing with god". Rather than leave it as an aftertaste he decides to repeat exactly what Punk said last.

>>2882754
UPDATE REPORT:

The Rock harnessed his ability to repeated pre-scripted lines of dialogue to become the highest paid person in the entire global entertainment industry.

The most famous picture of CM Punk is now one where you can barely see his face for all the marks that have been left on it.

JUST.

>>2883080
>reddit

>>2883098
>there are redditors lurking here accusing every smart or witty post of being a redditor.
>their objective is to make it look like all the best posters are redditors

the absolute state of these guys.

it wasn't good.
Rock is bigger and taller than him and his arms are longer.
all Rock had to do was point that out and he'd have been buried.

JBL did the 'i'm a god' gimmick better.

>>2883437
And CM Punk is the one on vince's payroll at the age of 50 traveling around the entire year or crying on twitter over a crappy movie?

>>2883104
Have sex

>>2883456
That's more like it. Now go take a shower.

>>2882754
It's a bit less impactful knowing he got beat twice and then bitched about it publicly

>>2883656
not his fault

Of course, because this was an actual good promo, while the pipebomb was just smarky garbage.

>>2883456
Gain height

>CM Punk doesn't believe God exists
>Compares himself to God
>Basically has vanished into irrelevance

Pottery.