Alberto El Patron - Paige Update

I had a relationship like that once. Not fun.

>>2873948
>Le meltz literally making stories outta his ass

>>2873948
Honestly, who gives a fuck. This is the very definition of celebrity gossip. Nobody cares about Alberto or the shitty piece of tin he's carrying - it can't be tarnished any more.

And nobody gives a shit about Paige who is at home collecting cheques because the WWE are ashamed of the drug-taking cock juggler and won't renew her contract when it comes up.

There are seriously more interesting things to care about.

>>2873948
dumbass slag

>>2873958
Uhh this is the future of the biggest champion of the 2nd biggest federation in America, which means the 2nd biggest federation the world. Show him some respect, especially considering how the E pushed him out for not wanting to be a racist caricature. I'm sure he'd be jobbing to a Trump lookalike in WWE house shows if he had stayed with them by this point.

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>>2874157
>Uhh this is the future of the biggest champion of the 2nd biggest federation in America, which means the 2nd biggest federation the world

2nd biggest federation in the world? Libtard please

>>2873948
what's the note on shelton benjamin?

>>2874177
- There have been some online reports stating that Shelton Benjamin has signed with WWE. Dave Meltzer noted in the latest edition of The Wrestling Observer Newsletter that WWE is saying that Benjamin has not signed a deal as of earlier this week

>>2874157
Literally no one anywhere gives a single fuck about impact or gfw or whatever the fuck they are called now. They only stay afloat because of butt hurt white trash promoters/bookers who will spend their lives and fortune trying and failing to take down vince, and their talent ranks are fucking seriously NOTHING but rejects.

>>2874157
>I'm sure he'd be jobbing to a Trump lookalike in WWE house shows if he had stayed with them by this point.
If they had Tyler Breeze doing this it'd be more entertaining than anything else going on in WWE at this point, outside of the PUNJABI PRISON match

>>2874176
Well its not NJPW despite your weeaboo goals to be the silver medal

>>2874157
>2nd biggest federation in the world

Try 3rd retard, roh is #2

Is patron still suspended from gfw?

>>2874177
Who do they have left to bring back because of nostalgia?

>>2874157
>gone bankrupt twice in two years
>propped up by a man who thinks the phrase 'slap nuts' is funny, gives him creative control
>biggest stars are a man who ragequit dubya dubya eeh cos the entire locker room was cucking him and a roider who quit the e because the body he was using as a substitute for talent was about to get him wellness violation'd in to poverty
>e and the hardys are gonna sue then out of existence over the only decent gimmick they had in years
>number two

Not even top five, lads. Anybody who enjoys TNgay is a moron.

>>2874230
NJPW has sold more seats in the USA this year than GFW

>>2876658
B A S E D

>>2873956
>tfw I pretend to be a relatively obscure (but known to 'the boys') southern indy rassler on another forum and my identity is 'verified' via some photoshopped pics and I feed Meltzer made up but believable rumors from time to time and he publishes them.
This story isn't one of them but I kek everytime they get in the Observer

>>2877135
Nice fanfic bud.

Meltz had Dwayne & Jericho as sources during the prime of their careers.

>>2874345
>#2
>Literally ran from of a closet in a low budget local news company's headquarter

Sure thing buddy

>>2873948
Del Rio is going to end up literally murdering her in the end isn't he?

>>2873948
Based Patron cumming on her face to confirm dominance

>>2879143
fucking you wot m8?

How many different sets of pieces will she be in when they find the body, lads? I'll shoot for 16, but one of the fingers will never be found.

So I only now found out she had some leaks...where...where would one find these?

>>2879143
GFW is a theme park attraction that literally can't draw a Dime

>>2879350
Like...any pornsite.

Hopefully El Patron kills her

>>2877151
>Meltz had Dwayne & Jericho as sources during the prime of their careers.

So what? They didn't know shit either. Jericho only started learning how to politic in the past 10 years.