Could Roman have come off any more like a total dweeb in this segment?

>>2869595
Probably, that line about strowman saved him a bit, still awful tho

>>2869595
I get the honest impression Lesnar doesn't want to have a shitty Reigns match and is using all of his pull to keep it from happening.

Hell I know he pretends to not care about wrestling but I get the impression Joe is somebody he has always wanted to perform with.

>>2869595
>inb4 Roman fuckbois start with their Le that's just his character XD
Roman was exposed in the ring with the two, as he continually is with character work and promos

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>crowd losing their shit for Joe and Brock squaring up
>awkward emo edgelord Roman in the back pipes in;
>"y-y-you say you got his number"
>"w-w-w-well I don't think you do"

It speaks volumes about you as a person if you watch that segment and think Roman wasn't a complete fucking loser 5th wheel GEEK, or if you actually think he came off as 'cool' in that seg.
He was a lost little child compared to the MEN Brock and Joe who worked the crowd up into a frenzy with believable aggression and getting in each other's faces.

>>2869602
Meltzer actually more or less said this. He said something along the lines of Lesner was extremely happy with Joe, and asked to work with him again in the near future.

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>>2869595
>Roman's face when HEY LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING
even he was entertained by it

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>>2869602
When Brock is feeling inspired, he's the best. I get the feeling he's really happy that he's getting to work with an actual good wrestler and not a Shield member or a geriatric.

>mfw Brock grabs the mic

Well...he could've talked MORE...

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>oh no they went off script!
>now what do i do?
>paul! help!
>other paul! help!
>kurt? help!

>>2869614
fucking BASED
Bork politcing his way out of putting over Vince's shitty golden boy project.
As long as we get mroe kickass Joe confrontations and matches out of it.
God imagine if he puts him over like he did Goldberg.
What do ya think made Joe and Brock become such good friends? Brock rarely gets this invested in putting an opponent over in his programmes.

>>2869610
So is the line itself the problem? Or his god awful delivery. To me, the whole "if you have his number, than why he stomp your Pillsbury Joe ass 24 hours ago?" Isn't a bad thought. But you can smell forced confidence through the TV on him.

>asp literally turned into fat NEETs crying about Roman Reigns

>>2869636
He's a terrible actor. Also they're not really writing dialogue for him so much as they're writing cool catchphrases.

>>2869632
Reigns is just outright bad.

>>2869632
samoey looks like a badass and like someone who can beat bork

maybe braun is another one who can beat brock, but brock hates braun because of that royal rumble incident (2 years ago?)

>>2869602
I get the honest impression that you work at a gas station.

>>2869643
>>2869632
>>2869631
>>2869624
>>2869616
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>>2869602
>wrestling fanfiction
Just sad desu

>>2869632
Joe trains in MMA so maybe that's how they found common ground

>>2869595
4 guys in the ring, one doesn't fit...and it isn't the old, half-bald jew...

>>2869651
Bretkuk no matter how much you whiteknight for Reigns he's still gonna be who NEEThammer thinks of when he's balls-deep in (You).

>>2869667
You're right, it's the fat NEET in yellow shorts.

not having joe during the ra era was a mistake.

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Man just sawbthisbit really was as hype as people said. ROMAN LOOKED OUT OF PLACE.

these two going off acrowd popping and this corny guy on the side fucking up the vibe trying to get his shitty script in.

>>2869671
Bretbitch hates Reigns and is a Sethfag

>>2869651
ya ding-dong diddly seethin beat dat nigga ass

>>2869677
You look out of place at a social gathering

>>2869675
>projecting his own anger and self loathing onto Joe
That is just sad senpai

>>2869675
>guy who's been working in wrestling since the late 90s is a "NEET"

Dumb-as-fuck.

>>2869675
No, he is actually a good wrestler who can do great promos.

>>2869696
>>2869706
>>2869707
mad as fuck

>>2869718
>called me stupid
>I'll call them mad!

>>2869718
The only one who is mad here is you Anon.
Forgive yourself
That's the person you are really angry at.

>>2869616
this gif disturbs me.

>>2869632
Heyman wanted Joe in the WWE years ago. He respects him a lot. And he's friends with Punk, that helps too.

>>2869867
Does Joe count as a Paul Heyman's guy?

>>2869707
Top fucking lel

>>2869867
>friends with Punk AND Cena

How can one man be so fucking based?

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>>2869595
>Lesnar bending down to go head to head
Oh shit was this a comedy spot?

>>2869595
Yeah, he could have been a fat manlet like Joe that got BTFO in six minutes.

>>2869885
>not knowing to guard your throat

Maybe you'd understand if you'd ever been in a fight with anything besides your jeans.

>>2869894
Kek

>>2869595
Roman owned both Fat Joe and Bork

>>2869602
Lesnar is allegedly very happy with Joe because he can keep up with the physical style that Brock likes and give it back too.

>>2869894
It's to create the illusion that Joe isn't extremely small

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>>2869914
Forgot pic

>>2869922
the fucking state of Cryback

>>2869898
In case you don't know what I'm talking about, Roman totally owned fattie joe with the Strowman part and basically told Bork he barely shows up in 1 year but, obviously, obese smarks totally ignored that and talked about how good Bork that loses his intimidation when he picks the mic but, still fucking rekt that fat samoan fuck

>>2869632
He basically said that he was happy that Joe wasn't a pussy and he wasn't afraid to stiff Brock.

>>2869898
>>2869953
If I give out this (You) does it mean you'll stop being this pathetic?

>>2869963
How am I pathetic?
Did it hurt your butthole that I said the truth?

>>2869971
Well there's my answer. I tried.

>>2869595
Reigns was good here. Brock was great.

Joe is being overrated by smarks again.

>>2869990
>le smark boogeyman

>>2869624
Brock didn't hate working with Goldberg, it was his idea to extend the feud out. He saw real money in it, so he wanted Goldberg to squash him at Survivor Series to lead into WrestleMania.

What he actually did was use Goldberg to get out of a WrestleMania match with Shane McMahon.

>>2869990
Brock was good here. Joe was great.

Roman being overrated by anti-smarks again.

>>2870082
Based Big Brains Brock.

>>2870099
>>2869990
>muh smark and anti smark boogeyman

>Brock talking to Roman
>Unconvincing clearly scripted lines that Brock doesn't give a shit about how Roman doesn't "deserve it".
>Brock talking to Joe
>Intensity, emotion, physical confrontation.

It's pretty clear who he wants more.

>>2869990
You gotta be kidding. Reigns looked so out of place here.

>>2870125
This, would not be surprised if Brock tells Vince to give Joe a title run just to keep the feud going.

>>2869645
What incident

>>2870132
This.

Roman is so bad that they told Brock (who never fucking talks at all) to start talking & take up time before Joe came in & just finish the Brock promo while Roman just stand in the background.

>>2870125
>Brock doesn't give a shit
>talks for the first time in months just for Roman
>when smark favorite Joe comes out he was calling out Roman despite Joe talking to him
(lol

All this smark mental gymnastics

>>2870293
>Brock doesn't give a shit
>talks for the first time in months just for Roman

To tell him he fucking sucks, he even went off script to do it.

>>2870298
>To tell him he fucking sucks,
>smark makes up something that never happened

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>>2869651
>tfw you're autistic and nobody reads your Jason Wrestling League fanfiction
pls favorite - http://www.angelfire.com/fl3/jasonsite/fanfictions.html

>>2870322
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/11599143/1/Straight-Edge-Sister

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>You mean NOTHING to me, Alicia

I cri everytiem

>>2869610
If he would have just went back to the corner amd propped up and said
>yall just go ahead and beat the hell out of each other. Ill take winner and then that title.

>>2869624
True this. Dude had a WWE MOTYC with Punk in 2013 for what it's worth, and one in 2015 as well with Cena/Rollins. Both of those were fantastic programs throughout. The Reigns stuff though was awful.

>h-hol up y-you got his number?
what did he mean by this

>>2869595
Based big dog still working fat neckbeard smarks in 2017. How does he do it bros?

So does anyone actually know what smark means or do you just think that it means "people that like guys I don't like"?

>>2870613
That Joe is a fat bitch that got his ass handed to him. If you can't walk the walk then don't talk the talk.

>>2869898
Lol totally dude XD

>>2869614
When did he say this?

@2870651
>current year
>being an actual mark
What time is it in India?

>>2870618
At this point smarks are just wishing BBD to fail.

Shawn dropped truth bombs months in advance.

>>2869595
>why are they ignoring me
>why am I holding this mic
>where's braun
>don't they understand this is my yard
>my feet hurt

>>2869595
Is this going to be a triple threat match?

>>2870637
This is all it's ever meant to anti-smarklets

>>2870322
kek I remember this guy from TV Tropes

He gets super-triggered by The Kliq & Trish Stratus

>>2870738
>wishing BBD to fail.

But he already failed years ago

>>2869871
Heyman has outright stated that Samoa Joe and CM Punk would have been top ECW guys if they had stayed afloat.

When Brock is in a program he likes he'll drop a swear. Exhibit A, Heath Slayer free agent.

>>2869990
Brock should just shut up, he's bad on the mic however(he got "off script" because he can, he's the biggest star), still rekt that fat samoan fuck
Dumb smarks are in denial, Roman absolutely rekt them both and looked like the ultimate alpha in that segment. There were Roman chants, and not only are smarks dumb but, also deaf, saying they were Strowman chants

Roman Reigns is just an alpha(chad) motherfucker, that's why he's hated by beta smarks

>>2872542

The dude wore blue contacts for years. And he probably put on a blonde wig when he blew Ambrose.

>>2872542
At least try.

>>2869694
>social gathering
>gathering

LMAO niggas on asp get no pussy at all

>>2872542
kek

>>2872542
Hi Leati!

>>2870613
That according to Heyman, Brock doesn't have a telephone. So Joe is blatantly lying

>>2870293
He talked to Joe a week ago, who's the one doing mental gymnastics again?

>>2869595
Am i the only one appreciating samoa joe? I'll admit he's more passionate than i thought a samoan could be. He really brings an aura of "im the guy" much better fat guy than kevin owens

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>>2869595
>based big dog sits back and stirs the pot while a fat manlet and a part timer are seething at each other

I don't see anything wrong with this

>>2869636
Both
Back in Shield days, Reign was the silent member but you know his word weighed the most of them all. He didn't have to say a word and crowd loved him
And here we are. The last time Roman had a good line was after Mania when the crowd wanted to lynch him

Literally fucking Poochie.
Itchy and Scratchy are about to kill themselves, Poochie arrives and fucks up the episode.


Fucking christ.

>>2869922
Lmfao what the actual fuck why didn't they crop that? Was it a joke?

>>2873705
>big dog
>poochie
It all fits. Is this the birth of a hot new meme?

>>2870203
Braun no sells Brock’s clothesline, he then procedeed to stiff him with a real clothesline. You can see from Braun’s face that he was suprised when it hit him.

>>2873711
Yeah it's only been going for 3 years already moron

>>2869675
That "NEET" makes six figures.

Projectioni and cheese, please.

>>2873721
Because Roman was The Big Dog 3 years ago you obese smark, kill yourself

>>2873719
He didn't really stiff Braun
Just Braun didn't sell the first or the second clothesline. You can clearly see Strowman laying on his back(selling), if you really think Bork could actually put a man that big down with a "fake" wrestling move(clothesline), you're delusional

>>2872503
Fucking kek that someone else is aware of him. Yeah, that definitely fits the bill. My favorite moment of his was on Wrestling Classics right after Benoit died. His first comments were concern over how the murders/suicide would effect his fantasy booking since Benoit was his champ or some stupid shit.

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>>2873734
>clothesline
>fake wrestling move
Bas Rutten would like a "word" with you.

>>2870618
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>>2873675
>Pajeets are still trying

>>2872542
Go get me some curry, Pajeet, and wash your fucking hands this time

>>2873592
Brock has a satellite phone like an hour down the road from his property

>>2869902
According to who? Their match was a slow and soft snoozefest.

>>2873844
Hi Brock

>>2877911
Hi Joe

>>2869610
He got exposed hard when Joe shot him down

>>2877882
At least pretend to not be shitposting.

>>2870322
That's kinda sad desu

>>2878041
D-do you have Joe's number, Brock?

>>2869631
>this was an attempt at humour

>>2879450
worked af

>>2879390
this

>>2879450
>>2879464
>samefag