Jimmy Ocean Wrestling School (Con'td)

>>2868911
Day 394: after seeing what he's done to Paige, Jimmy challenges Del Rio to a shoot fight.

>>2868922
Day 395: Jimmy has been booked into the San Antonio jail for beating Del Rio to death.

Day 396: Reddit leaves the board

>>2868963
Day 397: Redditor is challenged by Jimmy Ocean to go back in a Malky Taggart on a pole match

Day 397: /asp/ is exactly the same. Jimmy escapes jail by urinating on the bars. The urine is so caustic it burns clean through the bars then tunnels straight down into the earth causing a small earthquake when it hits a fault

Day 398: Jimmybgoes through old photos of his family, finds a pick of his mom and Vince McMahon Sr.
Ponders the possibility of being Vince McMahon Jrs brother

>>2868971
Day 398(evening): Jimmy also takes english classes

Day 399: The English lessons were actually Klingon, calls out Kenny Omega as a petaQ. Kenny is the only one who knows what this means and challenges Jimmy to a shoot. Jimmy shivs Kenny 75 times.

10 stars.

Day 400: Go to dental school and try to overcome British genetics

Day 401: After downing a bottle of mouthwash and snorting some bath salts Jimmy wakes to find himself surrounded by beautiful women in robes oiling him and chanting prayers to baphomet

Who is jimmy ocean

>>2869373
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Jimmy+ocean

>>2869441
Can you use imgur? That site seems suspicious

Day 402: Jimmy takes the class to a German sex club to learn the secret of the chili rainbow.

Day 403: some of Jimmy's student make their TV debut on Mustard TV. Tens of people toon in.

Day 404: Not found.

Day 405: Jimmy teaches the students how to blade by using a razor soaked in LSD on Mr. Anderson. Classic rib.

Day 406: Mr. Anderson suffers from chronic schizophrenia due to the LSD blading. Jimmy replaces his medication with tic tacs, classic rib

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Day 407: Seeing how malnourished and weak his students look, Jimmy decides to replace Mr. Brain's Pork Faggots with Dr. Skcollob's Superfaggots!

Day 408: After getting into a heated argument with one of the pupils as Jimmy refuses to believe that Wales is a real place, he is kicked out of the local preschool

>>2870425
Day 409: The residual effects of the the debilitating superfaggots has hospitalised the whole class. Mr Anderson wakes up from his LSD coma and promptly wins the WaW championship from Alberto del JUSTo.

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Day 410: To make up for the bad superfaggots, Jimmy takes the class on a scenic train trip to Prague. Unfortunately, Jimmy insisted on driving the train.

Day 411: Jimmy wakes up in a hospital ward in Poland. He incapacitates a nurse with his piss and manages to steal an assorted amount of morphine, fenatyl and some Narcon and Epinepherine syringes i case of overdoses. High off his tits he wanders into a football stadium and accidentally gets involved in a ultra nationalistic right wing footie hooligan riot.

>>2869373
Possibly your father.

>>2871348
Impossible, Jimmy Ocean eats faggots, he doesn't make them.

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>>2871411
Best. Burn. Ever.

Day 412: Footage of Jimmy ranting incoherently about foreigners at the riot goes viral and he rapidly becomes a figurehead for populist politics. A nomination to European parliament swiftly follows. Still high off his tits Jimmy thinks he's been invited to a Eurofunk party and rolls with it

Day 413: Jimmy goes an EU meeting, ends up doing speedballs in the bathroom with the Prime Minister of Finland. 10 minutes later they come outside with a boombox playing the Bastards "Siberian Hardcore" album and proceed to start an EU fightclub, whether they want to fight or not.

Day 414: After beating the leaders of every European nation Jimmy declares himself king. Europe promptly enters a protracted war with Molvanîa

Day 415: Jimmy makes Villman the Lord Commander of his military. Villman and Jimmy come up with explosive pork faggot barrel bombs and begin an assault on Molvania the likes of which had not been seen since Dresden.

Day 416: Having been advised Molvanîa isn't real Jimmy forces his students to carpet bomb Greece instead because Ricky Knight told him that's where gay comes from

>>2874393
After a bender of superfaggots and meth, Jimmy and his students are overthrown by the midas stable.

Day 417: In appreciation for destroying Greece, Jimmy and all his students are invited to a state dinner in Turkey. While there, Jimmy fucks everyone woman in Erdogan's harem.

Day: 418 Jimmy takes a bump.

Day 419: Jimmy and OldSchool take back control of their dojo when Villman turns on Midas. Anderson begs to be part of their new stable but ends up crying in a corner while they all throw pork faggots at him.

Day 420: Jimmy decides to rest and smoke some weed, but Sonny Smasher sold him some K2 spice (classic rib) and he ends up in jail after going on a psychotic rampage through several kebab vendors.

Day 421: After recovering from his Spice sickness, Jimmy has the class do pull ups off the side of the Tower Bridge in London. Two students fall to their death and drown in the river Thames.

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Day 422: Jimmy is taken to court for the death of his students but is let off when the judge finds him not guilty by way of insanity.

Day 423: Jimmy tries to market a new grape flavored kids cereal but the guy designing the boxes pulls a rib on him. It turns out kids did not like the taste of Jimmy's Great Rapes.

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>>2879754
You mean this Jimmy Ocean cereal?

>>2879780
Looks close enough

Day 424: Jimmy becomes even more of a local hero when he accidentally exposes and apprehends a muzzie about to acid attack a bike courier. In reality Jimmy had assaulted the man and drank his jar of acid because he thought it was moonshine. When questioned by local constables Jimmy simply said "I've had baby cham that was harder than that,"

Day 425: Jimmy catches wind of the upcoming Floyd vs McGregor superfight. He demands to get his fair shake of the betting money. Jimmy, Steve and Villman go and shakedown a dodgy fookin gypo cunt numbers runner named Cormac Mcmicmac - they leave a thousand pounds short but with a lovable new dog.

Day 426: Jimmy takes his students to the race track to try and make back the money he lost on the McGregor fight. They actually leave a few dozen quid ahead but several of his students now have stds.

Day 427: Being turned away by the NHS, Jimmy uses a pipe cleaner to clean out the discharge from the students that got STDs at the racetrack. The students learn a new level of pain tolerance.

>>2881872
Day 428: One of his students "Salami Al' Zahahnin" tells Jimmy that his pipe cleaner is actually a sexual fetish in arab countries. Jimmy starts making extra revenue by jabbing things up muzzie cunts pissholes.

Day 429: Jimmy goes on a krokidil sesh.

Day 430: Jimmy goes to Russia to get more krokidil. While there he goes on a rampage and picks a fight with Putin. Metlzer gives it eight stars.

This whole meme is like a Viz comic strip

>>2883354
Jimmy Ocean vs Sid the Sexist would be a hell of a match

Day 431: On the way back from Russia Jimmy stops off in Amsterdam. He smuggles back a brick of hash by mixing them into pork faggots.

Day 432: Malky Taggart goes into a coma after consuming all of Jimmys hash faggots.

wtf kids only wanted to learn some wrestling from a veteran and now there's all this weird political drama

>>2884118
Don't grab a bull if you can't handle the horns and don't involve yourself with Gentleman Jimmy if you don't want shit to get real

>>2883354
>Gentleman Jimmy the master of the Mickey

Day 433: Jimmy lets his students practice moves on a comatose Malky. It takes 3 to 4 lads to lift him but they manage to pull off assisted burning hammers, tiger driver 91s and Ganso Bombs while Jimmy videotapes the whole thing laughing his ass off.

Day 435: Jimmy calls Anderson and tells him Malky has drank too much and passed out, asks him to take him to the hospital. While Anderson and Jimmy load him into Andersons car the students cut his brake line. Anderson crashes into a lorry and now Anderson thinks he has injured Malky and put him in a coma. Classic rib.

Day 436: Jimmy takes the class to the hospital to visit Malky and nick whatever drugs they find laying around.

Day 437: Anderson suffers a psychotic episode at the hospital, caused by Jimmy switching the labels on the drugs he didn't steal. A classic rib.

Day 438: Anderson falls into a coma as well. Due to his close proximity to Malky and their mutual feelings of revenge on Jimmy their consciousnesses fuse and transcend humanity. However, both are still in a coma and in their new transcendent form they must watch as Jimmy pisses in Andersons IV. Classic rib

>>2887410
Day 538: The pair has finally awoken from their coma only to find that they now live in a world where there are no pork faggots. Jimmy ate them all. Fat cunt. A classic rib nonetheless.

Day 539: His mass expanding beyond human limitations and with no more pork faggots to sate his insatiable hunger the gargantuan Jimmy devours Sonny Smasher. Classic rib

Day 540: In a heroic act of bravery, Anderson braves the maw of Jimmy and throws in a special haggis Malky has stuffed with items from an american Arbys. The foul foreign food makes Jimmy go through uncontrollable diarrhea, he shits out a barely breathing Sonny and 600lbs of undigested pork faggots.

Day 541: Denied the nourishment needed to sustain his gargantuan form the enraged beast that was once Jimmy Ocean rampages through the English countryside fueled by fury and some Jenkem he was saving for a special occasion

Day 542: Villman subdues the raging Jimmy by shooting him in the dick with a dozen horse tranquilizers.

Day 543: While the tranquilisers managed to calm Jimmy down their addition to the already absurd cocktail of drugs and pork faggots that are found in his system cause a shift in his genetic structure and he is now able to communicate with squirrels.

Malky is still incomprehensible however

Day 543: While Jimmy is passed out from the horse tranqs his students take turns doing aerial moves onto him. They get bored, roll him over and take turns drawing a map of cocks leading to his arse which they mark as "Todger Town".

>>2891038
Make that 544

Day 545: Jimmy gets back at his students through his new found ability to talk to squirrels. Late in the night each of his students are woken to an army of the little bastards raping them in every orifice.

Day 546: For gross misuse of his abilities Jimmy is captured and brought before the squirrel king in chains. After a brief trial he is sentenced to hanging at dawn.

Day 547: Jimmy's students mount a daring midnight rescue to save their beloved teacher. Many brave students give their lives in the ensuing battle.

This despite the whole squirrel thing being a ketamine fuelled episode combined with some sock puppets

>>2892187
Day 548: the class learns Jimmy's finisher. Classic rib.

Day 549: NJPW books Jimmy to be on the G1 cclimax instead of an injury Tanahashi, hius fist match will be agains Zack Sabre Jr (to give him an opportunity to tie points).

Before he leaves the mother islands of UK he rapes several faggots to prepare for his match against one.

>>2892845

*his first

>>2892847
Fist match is appropriate too since Jimmy would stick his fist so far up ZSJs boipucci he would use him as a puppet.

Day 550: Jimmy Ocean is the first wrestler to be dqed from a NJPW match in over a decade after he shoots on Zack Sabre Jr, stabbing him in the face with a prison shank and carving the words JOHNNY SAINTS CUM STAIN on him.

Day 551: Jimmy hijacks the G1 climax with his students, when he pisses the Yakuza and get Omega, Tanahashi, Naito and Okada killed. Then Bushiroad names Jimmy Ocena "Ace of the seven seas".

Day 553: Jimmy tries teaching his students a rolling backfist and accidentally sends Anderson and Malky back in time where they can live the days they were in a coma.

Day 554: Still in sake fueled oblivion in Japan, Jimmy hooks up with Toru Yano and they go on a soap house holiday, getting their chin-chins waxed like bosses,

Day 555: Yano takes Jimmy to a sushi house and tries to rib him by having the chef serve fugu that is incorrectly cut, incredibly poisonous. To his horror Jimmy eats it all in stride and nothing happens to him. They are kicked out of the establishment after Jimmy molests a young waitress with a dead baby octopus.

Day 556: After the incident in the sushi house, Jimmy invites Yano to Mcdonalds in japan they order a mcchicken sandwich while Yano goes to wash his hands, Jimmy cums on Yanos Snadwich.

After Yano comes back to eat his sandwich he contracts nuclear AIDS from Jimmys radioactive cum, inmediate death. Classic rib.

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Does anyone have the highlights of the first thread

>>2870282

Underrated

>>2897615
Read it for yourself almost of all of this is gold. Also isnt completely numbered right there are days Jimmy passes out for weeks

>>2847340

Day 557: Returning from Japan, Jimmy stops off in Thailand. He smokes some bad meth and ends up accidentally killing 8 ladyboy prostitutes.

>>2898761
Day 558: Jimmy goes to the Philipines mokes some great money flavoured meth, goes on a rape streak with the notorious victims being pacquiao and his wife. Because of this he gets deported to USA (yep Pinoys are that stupid)

>>2899279
*smokes

Day 559: Arriving in the U.S. Jimmy is thrilled to find the prices of meth and heroin substantially lower than the U.K. He considers moving to Florida until he discovers there are no pork faggots anywhere to be found.

>>2897746
>almost all of it is gold
It's the same pork faggots and meth jokes repeated ad nauseum

Everyone knows Malky Taggart and Sonny Smasher are the real draws anyway

Day 560: To take his mind off his pork faggot withdrawl Jimmy goes to an NXT show. After listening to the nu males chanting wrestler themes during entrances he snaps and starts beating the shit out of them. To his chagrin even as he is stabbing them with bottles they keep chanting FIGHT FOREVER and YOU DESERVE IT as they bleed out.

>>2900793
Fuck I can see this really happening.

Day 561: Having all he could stand of faggotless yanks and their shite wrestling, Jimmy returns to the UK. Villman helps him dislodge the 50lb bag of fenatyl/heroin Jimmy smuggled in which had become stuck in his lower colon.

Day 562: Jimmy decides to run a show featuring his students with a main event of Malky Taggart (still in a near mentally retarded state from all of the injuries received via Jimmys' ribs) vs PJ Knight. The young Knight is warned by his father to stay away from Jimmy and not to trust anything he tries to give you - he still foolishly accepts some pork faggots Jimmy has of course laced with fenatyl and heroin. The main event that proceeds is so bizarre it puts the Victory Road Sting/Jeff Hardy incident to shame. Malky can barely form a coherent word, let alone string moves together, while PJ Knight can only crawl around the ring and vomit. Eventually Malky slips and falls, PJ passes out ontop of him for the win.

Day 563: Ricky Knight and Saraya are now pissed as fuck that Jimmy drugged PJ, they recruit the Hooligans to ambush Jimmy but he buys them off with a bag of narcotic faggots. Jimmy and the Hooligans go back the to Knight Family homestead and proceed to piss in the gastank and take shits on the hood of the Knightmobile, a 1971 Morris Marina.

Day 564: Having fed drugs to their youngest son and turned their other two against them, Jimmy has accidentally started a civil war within WAW and the Knight family.

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Day 565: Anderson awakes from his coma and believes it's 2007 and has be memories for the past 10 years

Day 566: Jimmy gets Mitchell Starr addicted to meth to "lose weight" and starts pimping him out to dodgy cunts outside pubs.

>>2903933
Day 567: Anderson is going mental that he can't find his Money in the Bank briefcase. He starts breaking things when he realizes there is no more ECW on Sci Fi, nor is there even the Sci Fi channel anymore.

Day 568: To try and ease Anderson into the revelation that it's not 2007 Jimmy plans to create the illusion that Anderson is still in WWE. As part of his ruse Jimmy disguises himself as Vince Mcmahon using a large tricorn hat. When Sonny Smasher points out that Vince isn't known for wearing a hat Jimmy beats hin unconscious with Mcmahon's trademark shillelagh

Day 569: Still trying to make Anderson believe its kayfabe 2007, Jimmy makes Malky Taggart get a tan and draws a bunch of tribal bullshit on him. Anderson thinks he is feuding with Umaga all over again.

Day 570: Still trying to jumpstart Andersons' memory, Jimmy makes Anderson start taking steroids again, then changes into Jimmy McMahon in the bathroom and "suspends" him 30 days for a wellness violation.

>>2900486
>It's the same pork faggots and meth jokes repeated ad nauseum
Like he said, gold.

Day 571: To teach his students how to survive a handicap match, Jimmy takes his class to a Calais migrant camp where they take on 500 pissed off Muslims.

>>2907947
Day 572: While his students are still battling the brown horde, Jimmy spends some quality time in a french whore house. He bumps into former NXT superstar Sylvester Lefort inside, they recognize each other. After doing a fuckton of cocaine they go family style on some bitches.

Day 573: To help Based Ricky and Sweet Saraya get their daughter over the relationship of the dirty mexican "El Patron", they ask Jimmy for some advice, Jimmy being the gentleman he is says he is gong to take care.

To do this Jimmy drugs Paige with horse tranquilizer so she passes out, when this happens he proceeds to make all of the students run a train on her anus and pussy then he has a wild run too inserts as many objects on both holes so she has an anal and vaginal prolapse, after this ends he lefts Paige on a corner on Norwich with a letter saying "El Patron was here".

But even after Paiger recovers she says it was the wildest and the most lovely sex she had ever had.

Also classic rib.

>>2908758
They call her the Paiger because everyone has beeped her.

Day 574: Jimmy realizes he left his students in Calais. He takes Villman with them just in case, but when he arrives he finds out half of his students converted to Islam and are claiming to be refugees so they can get gubment benefits. Jimmy and Villman hit the whorehouse then take the rest of the lads back home.

Day 575: Seek sunlight and have sex

Day 575: Realising that he now only has 3 students left, Jimmy decides to graduate all of them, only to realise that the entire student body was in fact the rest of Old School. Stunning Steve Quintain and the Mortician knock Jimmy out and fill him with meth.

>>2911064

Classic rib, of course.

>>2911245
Jimmy has more ribs than a backyard BBQ.

Day 576: The former students in Calais have now formed their own caliphate called
الخنزير، فاغوت، المدينة، خدع where they revere their former teacher for leading them to Islam. Hearing of his plight they issue a fatwa on Old School

Day 577: الخنزير، فاغوت، المدينة، خدع releases video footage of themselves making faggots out of literal homosexual faggots, since they can't eat pork anymore. (Long Pig is considered halal.)

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Day 578: Jimmy and Mr. Flawless lead a team of SAS commandos to where his ex-students are hiding out and disable them with tear gas so they can go back to Britain for deprogramming.

Day 586: The de-muslimed students go into relapse due to faggot-related trauma induced by Mr Anderson, after which, they as الخنزير، فاغوت، المدينة، خدع declare holy Jihad on WAW,

>>2918580
Day 589: Jimmy and the Hooligans reunite with Ricky and Saraya, bury the hatchet so to speak so they can have a unified front against his former students turned islamic faggot terrorists. The Norwegian International Terrorist known as Villman becomes their chief strategist.

Godamn, this shit is epic.

Day 578,579,580-585,587,588: As Jimmy has nothing to do he goes tothe Knight mansion located on Mustard TV office, here he sees a relapsed Paige sleeping he proceeds to say he is "El Patron" and analy rape her with his meth dick and a leeds sausage till anal prolapes happens, repeat this the rest of the days.

Classic Rib

Also, the rest of his days are not found.

Day 590: Wanting to keep Britain British, Jimmy decides to run for political office. Jimmy starts sending his students out door to door all over Norwich drumming up support by giving out free pork faggots.

Day 591: الخنزير، فاغوت، المدينة، خدع starts showing up antifa style and bashing Jimmys new students. Jimmy, Villman, Steve Quintain, Ricky and hit the Knight and the Hooligans gear up and start murdering every muzzie they find in retaliation.

>>2921209
>Ricky and hit the Knight
kek should just be Ricky Knight

Day 592: the class learns the half crab

>>2921298
Day 593: Having heard about Bad Luck Fale destroying Daryl, Jimmy performs a similar spot at a WAW show with a real cat.

Day 594: Convinced he can put on a better Punjabi Prison match than WWE, Jimmy orders the students to construct a Punjabi Prison and then heads out back to smoke some meth. When he gets back he finds that the students have kidnapped the local curry shop owner and imprisoned him in a portable dog kennel. "Close enough" says Jimmy.

Day 595: Jimmy and Steve Quintain go over tag team dynamics by having the students pair up and see who can rob the most tourist in front of Buckingham palace for meth money.

Day 596: Not found

>>2922261
Day 597: Students find Jimmy passed out in a gutter stark naked with a fresh new "Jimmy <3 Saraya" tattoo on his left buttock. They get a dirty needle and make the heart look like a cock. Classic rib.

>>2922500
Day 598: Jimmy forces the class to go on a 8 on 2 handicap match against Mr.Anderson and his crippling depression. None of them survive. Classic rib.

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Day 599: Jimmy, upon realising the rest of the class was dead, uses the collective cum stored inside paige's gypsy cunt and travels back to the past, recruing "superfly" Jimmy Ocean, and successfully recruits 10 more people from the local Norwich lads.

Day 600: To avoid more student deaths he brings on Scott Steiner to teach the boys how to work out, tomorrow will be the first day of Steiner boot camp.

>>2923316

Oh boy

Day 601: "Superfly" Jimmy's penchant for jumping off things causes him to come to grief when he accidentally jumps off a balcony into a pork faggot machine. The original Jimmy cuts a deal with the factory owner: nobody goes to the police, Jimmy takes away the special Jimmy-fied pork faggots, and nobody is any the wiser.

>>2923316
I don't think there is enough steroids in all of Britain for that. I don't know what effect Brexit will have on their ability to import more juice from the continent.

>>2923395
What you mean with steroids?? Steiner is clearly natty

Day 602: Due to budget constraints Jimmy and Steiner are forced to share a room. In the morning they accidentally get their needles mixed up. Scott is put into a coma from the mix of cocaine, heroin and pcp, also called a "Jimmy Ocean" by locals. The roid rage causes Jimmy to go on a rampage and kill several people and lock some dogs in a pool area

Day 603: visiting Steiner in the hospital in the hope of stealing some morphine, Jimmy wonders why everyone is looking at him funny. Checking a mirror, he immediately sees what the problem is, and finally cleans his face of the blood of the cat he killed back on day 593.

Day 604: Jimmy is told by the doctors there is no hope for Steiner to wake from his coma. Jimmy bashes the lot of them and proceeds to inject Steiner with a special liquid pork faggot and meth serum right in his heart. Steiner awakens, jumping out of the hospital bed screaming about how he died and saw god, but god didn't understand the numbers and was a fucking fat ass.

>>2927292
Day 605: Realising that Steiner is a mathematical genius, Jimmy puts him in charge of the school's accounts. Steiner bashes his way into the homes of students who are behind on paying their fees and brutalises them. Jimmy yells at the broken, crippled students for "overselling".

>>2927338
Day 606: Jimmy teaches the students how to effectively contract parkinsons disease

Day 606: Steiner takes the students out on a field trip to learn cutting shoot promos.He proceeds to go on racist rants and assault any law enforcement of medical staff he can find.

>>2928339
Make that Day 607

Day 608: In the span of the last 24 hours Steiner has been arrested for aggravated assault, sexual harassment, public intoxication and making terroristic threats. Jimmy, Villman and Quintain go to break him out of jail only to find that Steiner has become the "Big Booty Daddy" of his cell block, and rather enjoys the life of lifting weights, no ducks, and having a fuckton of anal sex. He has scared all of his fellow inmates into constantly, wearing wigs exercising so they are not fat, and studying algebra.

Day 609: realising Scott has no time to do the accounts, Jimmy takes a look at them. On paper, the school has a billion pounds. Not realising that the banks don't recognise Steiner Math, Jimmy immediately begins work on a Jimmy Ocean Performance Center.

Day 610: Jimmy looks over the architect's plans for the Jimmy Ocean Performance Center. He approves them with two small modifications - a wall safe in his office to keep his meth in, and extra freezer space in the kitchens for pork faggot storage.

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Behold the awesome living quarters in the new Jimmy Ocean Performance Center.

Day 611: While his Performance Center is being built, Jimmy takes the lads on a holiday to Scotland to fight the Lock Ness Monster. When they arrive and the locals break it to him that the Loch Ness Monster is in fact not real, Jimmy bets them that he will indeed find it and will have a match that night. The Scots foolishly take the bet, Jimmy and his students proceed to dig up the corpse of Giant Haystacks and Jimmy wrestles it in a Meltzer rated 5 star classic. He fleeces the Scots and is ran out of town with pitchforks and torches.

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Looks like Malky Taggart broke the toilet at the new performance center.

Day 612: Jimmy returns to discover his performance center has not quite reached the public sanitation standards, but sort of likes what he sees anyways. He pays off the inspectors with some of the money he won beating a dead man in Scotland, and they give the ok to officially open the Jimmy Ocean Performance Center.

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After a hard day's training, you can rest up in these awesome dorms.

>>2931832
The best PC arround the holy mother brittain islands

>>2931098
Part of me really wants to believe that for a rib they took a near black out drunk malky taggart to have a shit, but put him in the chair instead. The force of Malky Taggarts thunderous haggis dump broke the seat right out, and right then and there they all decided it would be the students toilet.

Day 613: Lawyers get involved when Jimmy discovers he or Steiner were dyslexic and can't really afford to operate the Performance Center on a monthly basis. Jimmy shows up to court only to find Steiner lariating through lawyers and constables on his way to put the judge in the Steriner Recliner, all whilst screaming " IT''S NOT DYSLEXIA ITS DYSCALCULIA YOU FUCKING BEAKY FATASS"

Day 614: Students wake up at 3am to discover a drunk and meth-happy Jimmy has climbed onto the performance center roof and is smashing through the ceiling of their dormitory with a sledgehammer. Of course, it's pouring with rain, so their beds all get soaked. Classic rib.

Day 615: Jimmy decides he needs to promote his image for the school, so he tells the students they have 4 hours to create his character in Fire Pro Wrestling World

lmao pork faggots lol meth ebic thred!!!

Day 616: Sir JimJim of the Oceans sallied forth unto the vast unknown wilds of the internet to denounce CIMA posting, and let it be known that WAW Posting is the one true great home grown /asp/ meme.

Day 617: The students created such a perfect facsimile of Jimmy in Fire Pro that it almost seems more real than him. Every hour Jimmy wastes away a little more yet his doppelganger seems ever more lively. By 10pm the digital Jimmy begins to make its way into the real world. Tentatively at first but with each trip into the physical realm the other Jimmy grows bolder. Soon he will emerge permanently, the students fear this will be their beloved teachers end.

Day 618: Not found, Jimmy wakes up at 11pm on Wales

Day 619: To harden the heart of his students, Jimmy takes the class to Eastern Europe to tour various Nazi concentration camps. Any student that shows any emotion is beaten severely by the rest of the class. Arbeit Macht Frei becomes the new motto of the school.

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United States citizen here. Someone unironically explain why I keep seeing this guy. What's his deal? From what I can gather, he's just some unremarkable wrestler who doesn't know when to call it quits. Basically a washed-up old loser. Is that the joke? Is it just British people humor and stuff? This has to be nothing but British people posting these. I wouldn't know where to start. I don't know what it's like to be a British person.

Day XXX: Jimmy goes down to the chippy for some battered black pudding and bantz with the m8s when all of a sudden his old rival from World of Sport, Johnny "Supreme" Chesterfield shows up, so Jimmy pulls a PCP-soaked blade out of his foreskin, skins Johnny Chesterfield's face off,and then goes on a 6 day bender. Then he goes to the hospital, steals more drugs for another bender, but then Malky Taggart accidentally took too many drugs and then Sonny Smasher drew a dick on his face. Then some more British stuff happens and then the queen shows up and TAKES A FAT STEAMING SHIT

>>2936497
Day 620: After the excursion to Auschwitz, Jimmy decides that the gangling monsters are ready for their first match against fellow trainer, Scott Steiner, and the entire prison system. To train, the students exclusively gorge on pork faggots for a month straight, ingesting the jimmified "superfly" faggots as well.

Day 621: The class goes out to Tesco's to get more Mr. Brain's Pork Faggots. On the way back, they hit and and kill an old woman crossing the street.

>>2937353
Day 622: Jimmy harvests the old woman's organs for crack money.

Day 663: Jimmy beats the living shit of this faggot >>2936512

>>2937725
*Make that day 623:

>>2937725
Day 624: Jimmy is surprised to find the old woman's organs in a new batch of "Pork" faggots that he purchased on the cheap from Mr. Anderson. After force-feeding it to his students, he enters a handicap match between himself, Anderson, and Andersons crippling depression.

Day 625: The students decide to sculpt a lifesize Jimmy out of pork faggots in respect for their great leader. They plan to surprise him in the morning with it but overnight a strange phenomena occurs. The digital Jimmy from Fire Pro World, longing for a physical body, starts to enter it. At the same time, Andersons crippling depression has become so powerful that it forcefully leaves his body and also attaches itself to the Jimmy faggot golem. The hideous creature is torn between two psyches now, a bipolar mix of a video game character with the urge to defeat all opponents, and the darkest parts of Mr. Anderson.

Day 626: The students wake up to Jimmy screaming every obscenity known to man. Someone has broken into his meth safe and also stolen all of his alcohol. The only clues are greasy stained mush prints on the floor leading out of the performance center. The students scramble to find their faggot sculpture is missing, they suspect Anderson, who is mysteriously not sleeping in past noon like he usually does. They find Anderson in the kitchen, it looks like he has been cleaning and cooking for hours. In bizarre form Anderson appears happy with life for the first time ever, and even Jimmys' profane tirades and physical abuse cannot dampen his spirits. Anderson happily explains to them that he saw what looked like Jimmy coated in pork faggots leave the center a few hours earlier with two duffelbags. Jimmy demands Anderson come with them to hunt for whomever knicked his most precious possessions.

Day 627: While buying more drugs, Jimmy learns from his dealer that someone dressed like him with a horrible skin condition has been terrorizing the local homeless wrestling some of them to death, the others managing to escape as the monster acts like it speaks into a microphone and gurgles out the words MMIIIIIISSSTEEEEER JIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMY before starting to cry uncontrollably and drinking profusely. Jimmy calls his boys and they start shaking down the homeless for more details.

>>2870282
lel

>>2938754
Day 628: Realising that the monstrosity was just in fact, pork faggots, the students sack up and hit the monster with all of the late superfly Jimmy Ocean's offense. Although it fails, AnderOcean laughs at then the entire time

truly inspirational

>>2939140
Day 629: foopa da bappa gooba booba peepeepoopeepahpehpohjoobadagoobmerpwobbablepmorpschlepzerbyovzangoderbyivdeklodboizdexinturonymous

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>>2939384
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Day 631: After his many experiences with the paranormal Jimmy decides to study the dark arts in Norwich to make a ritual for the revival of Randy Savage, so he can feud with him for the upcoming WAW Starrcade live on Mustard TV.

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Day 632: Jimmy decides today is the day his students should clean the toilets.

>>2939467
And all that's just from Malky Taggart after one haggis dinner.

>>2939467
Day 633: After AnderOcean successfully becomes GFW champion, Jimmy finally snaps out of his 4 day long meth trip, noticing that his students were covered in faggots and shit and thoroughly exhausted, he realises that the match between Steiner and the students is only 10 days away, and consequently takes them to Florida, where he mistakes NXT as TNA. His students overrun the real performance center in a matter of minutes, and Jimmy contracts AnderOcean to start a new US branch of Ocean Ltd.

>>2940347
Day 634: PFFFFFFFFFT

PSSSHH

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>>2940356
Day 635:After the performance centers phone issues are fixed by "Big J" Johnson, Jimmy begins a new recruitment drive over AnderOceans corpse, utilising the Midas Stable to brainwash the public.

Day 636: Bash decides to go rogue and breaks into Mr. Brain's factory to steal all the savory pork faggots he can.

>>2940814
Day 637:
I can't I can't it's the it I can't and the thing that never happens NEVER always all ways all they know say what the what? What. What? What. AAAAAAA nooby dooby babooby the PRETZELS and dogs and why don't they make a why can't we just make a why isn't there why didn't I salt beer paint carpet eggplant shorts lemon lemon GREEN LEMONS green oranges GREEN PURPLES Humuhnuh Humuhnuh HOOOOODIDDLARINO DIDDLY DOODLY they never saw it. They never saw it. I know. You know. All the meat. All the paste. The skin and histamine aerodynamic quantum kumquat Steinbergavitsky survival noodle water pots pans oven Huge Savings on 100+ Popular Brands!!! Free shipping to continENTAL U.S.

>>2940814
Day 637: Learning of Bashs' unauthorized deed, Jimmy calls a meeting of the Royal Knights of the Holy Faggot. They unanimously vote to excommunicate Bash henceforth.

Day 638: Triple H rallies his NXT troops to take back the performance center. Even with the combined might of Malky, Villman, Quintain, Sonny and the Hooligans things look grim. Jimmy calls upon the dark arts he learned in >>2939430 to resurrect Mr. Jimmy Faggot AnderOcean. The meaty nightmare emerges from the ground and begins slaughtering the NXT roster until Triple H calls a parlay. Jimmy meets him and they decide to have an Asuka vs Mr. Jimmy Faggot AnderOcean street fight on the next day to determine who will control the performance center. Jimmy spends the rest of the day shooting his faggot killing machine full of meth and preparing him to "send that fat gook back to china".

>>2941510
Day 639: Jimmy naturally squashes the fat middle aged Asian woman within 10 minutes, becoming the NXT woman's champion. AnderOcean, as per the rules of the match, devours asuka and enters 205 live.

Day 640: Now with NXT under his control, Jimmy leaves Villman and Sonny Smasher to run things while he heads back to Norwich. He arrives back to find Mr. Anderson (now without his crippling depression) has turned their gym and old performance center into a homeless shelter and a soup kitchen, because he is such a nice guy. Jimmy is enraged until he realizes he can promote bare knuckle cage fighting with the homeless and make some quick drug money. He hastily constructs an octagon out of stolen chickenwire and sewage pipes.

Day 641: Jimmy opens the official Fucking Extreme Championship Fisticuffs league. The homeless men are paid in mouthwash and narcotic faggots to fight until one is either unconcious or dead (there are no submission wins in FECF).

Day 642: Meanwhile across the pond in Oceans' NXT, they have fired all of the african american, asian, hispanic, indian and middle eastern wrestlers. As Jimmy himself put it "can't have no spics, slants, pakis or wogs". He does however allow Akam and Rezar to stay tag champs as they have become his drinking m8s.

Day 643: A scandal occurs when Mr. Jimmy Faggot OceanAnderson appears in leaked videos online vigorously fucking Alica Faux, Alexa Bliss and Becky Lynch at the same time, using his faggoty phalanges like multiple meaty cocks.

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Keep it up lads, this is excellent.

Quints for Jimmy.

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>>2944444
Absolute madman.

Day 644: Malky McTaggart has entered the Fucking Extreme Championship Fisticuffs and solidly trounced all of Jimmys' homeless fighters. Jimmy sends word to bring in the now 205 Cruiserweight Champion Mr. Jimmy Faggot AnderOcean to come and fight Malky for the FECF championship.

Day 645: Malky becomes the first FECF champion when he literally rips apart and consumes the faggot golem AnderOcean. He gains both Jimmys drug addictions and Andersons crippling depression.

Day 646: Dana White learns of the FECF and believes they are a real threat to his promotion. He contacts Jimmy and they book a Malky McTaggart vs Coonor McGreggor fight to be held on UFC turf. The first Scottish vs Irish war is begun. Jimmy does more meth and laughs his ass off.

Day 647: Jimmy is paid off by Dana to make Malky throw the fight. Before the fight he makes Malky eat a special Haggis full of horse tranquilizers, ot realizing Malky hasb een imbued with Jimmy's special tolerance. The fight begins and 3 seconds in Connor hits him with a knockout blow. Malky collapses ontop of Connor and starts having a seizure so the ref thinks Malky is still fighting. Malky accidentally smothers Connor to death, and is crowned the winner. Jimmy is now threatened by Dana White and the organized crime families that fund UFC.

>>2945118
Day 648: Incensed, Jimmy declares open war on Dana and the crime bosses. All the decadent criminals that Jimmy knows, he has contracted and given a pardon to fight in this great war. Malky Taggart, Mr Anderson, Bash, the Queen, "Big J" Johnson, Villman, and Mr Flawless are put together as a special foreign legion style task force to lead the students in the battle against the army of Dana. Jimmy fucks his sister for good measure.

God dammit this is the greatest thread I have ever seen.

Day 649: In the void left by the death of Mr. Jimmy Faggot AnderOcean, Sonny Smasher becomes the new King of the Cruiserweights.

Day 650: Having severely trounced all of Dana Whites jobbers, Jimmy books a Malky vs Jon Jones fight, the winner gtes control of the other company.

Day 651: The day before the fight Jimmy has Paige approach Jon Jones. She still has enough cocaine in her system to kill an elephant. While Jones is fucking her he absorbs enough cocaine through his dick that he tests positive for it. Malky and Jimmy win the UFC without even having to fight.

Day 652: Jimmy fuses the UFC and the FECF together to form the ULTIMATE FUCKING EXTREME FISTICUFFS CHAMPIONSHIP league. Many dimes are drawn, many hobos are killed.

Day 653: Everyone takes a bump.

Day 654: Paige now looks like a 40 years old sweet Saraya, classic rib.

Also Jimmy is not found this day.

Day 655: CM Punk shows up begging for another UFC appearance. Jimmy shivs him and steals his wallet. Classic rib.

Day 656: Jimmy uses his newly acquired wealth to purchase an island in the bahamas. He builds a secret research laboratory dedicated to producing the worlds greatest faggots.

Day 657: Research halts due to a robust fart delivered by Jimmy in the vicinity of a bunsen burner. A funeral is held for Sonny Smasher's eyebrows.

Day 658: The faggot laboratory has a breakthrough when Jimmy accidentally creates a miniature black hole by smashing two faggots together at the speed of light.

>>2950037
Day 659: Using the faggot technology, Jimmy hyperengineers a way to convert the raw energy created by the black hole creation into an energy source to power all of his Performance centres and the UFEFC league. Bearing this in mind, Jimmy enlists the Midas Stable to cut off all other power so he has more money for Meth.

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Day 660: Jimmy forgot to check his calendar for the August 1st warning...

Day 661: The micro black hole in the faggot laboratory widens, and starts leaking out a dimension that many would consider hell. An alternate Jimmy comes out, ready to spread chaos and despair through the realm of man. He meets the real Jimmy who is barely conscious in a corner, pumped full of meth and heroin and realizes that the real Jimmy has done more damage on the earthly plane than he could ever hope to do. The Hell Jimmy crawls back into the black hole and desperately tries to close it, knowing in the deepest part of his blackened soul that Jimmy Ocean could easily take over Hell if he wanted to.

Day 661: The micro black hole in the faggot laboratory widens, and starts leaking out a dimension that many would consider hell. An alternate Jimmy comes out, ready to spread chaos and despair through the realm of man. He meets the real Jimmy who is barely conscious in a corner, pumped full of meth and heroin and realizes that the real Jimmy has done more damage on the earthly plane than he could ever hope to do. The Hell Jimmy crawls back into the black hole and desperately tries to close it, knowing in the deepest part of his blackened soul that Jimmy Ocean could easily take over Hell if he wanted to.

>>2952249
Day 661: Jimmy sends word to Titso Ortiz that he wants him in the new UFEFC. Ortiz is ecstatic and jumps at the chance to join. When he arrives Jimmy informs him of his new position as head custodian and gets him to work picking up Malkys' elephantine droppings. Classic rib.

>>2954314
Make that Day 662

Day 663: immy goeas for a few beers on Leeds at 9:00 am, rest of the day not found.

>>2955112
*Jimmy

Day 664: Jimmy grows tired of Andersons' new found happiness. He orchestrates an intervention of sorts, Villman captures and ties down both Malky and Anderson. Jimmy uses his power over the dark arts to rip the crippling depression out of Malky and transfers it back into the body of Anderson. He accidentally rips out Malkys memories and personality. When Anderson awakens, his smile and optimism are gone, and he begins referring to himself as Malky McAnderson. The real Malky McTaggart is now a vacant shell of an amnesiac who cannot remember anything up to this point, so Jimmy convinces him that his name is Tank Abbot and he is a pitfighter from California. Classic rib.

Day 665: Back in Jimmys' NXT, Sonny Smasher has started a harem with all the women wrestlers now his adoring sex slaves, except for Nikki Cross because she is a fookin slag midget.

>>2868911

>>2956111
Day 666: When Jimmy disocvers Sonny Smasher harem he gives him thumbs up and decide to teach the scottish slag midget what is a real shoot and proceeds rape her in the most painful way, he continues as this is a no quit fuckin, destroying Cross pussy and giving her an anal prolapse. He teapes all of this and uploads it to youtube. Classic Rib.

Day 667: Mr. Malky McAnderson has put on an extraordinary 270lbs in the last 48hours. He goes between crying profusely, drinking gallons of scotch and eating deep fried haggis on a stick. Meanwhile Jimmy has shipped the real Malky (now fully believing he is Tank Abbot) back to the states. Tank Malky starts getting into random bar brawls and his legend begins to grow in the underground fighting community.

>>2957455
Day 668: Steiner, enraged by Malkys newfound fame, breaks out of prison and easily devours McAndersons essence, absorbing the crippling depression. Due to Steiner Math however, instead of gaining weight, Steiner becomes a furious amalgamation of Jimmy Ocean, Malky, AnderOcean, and "Superfly" Jimmy Ocean. Steiner, knowing his newfound power to be immense, easily takes over both performance centers, to rally an army against the real jimmy ocean.

>>2958468
Day 669: Jimmy hyper drugs Sweet Saraya and Lil Ho Paige, and makes themperform a 69 on each other then fuck both of them, he makes Sonny Smasher record everything and send it to Mr. Knight. Classic Rib

>>2958468
Day 670: Jimmy realizes his terriories have been usurped by the devious demi god known as Scott Rechsteiner, now known as Steiner the Reich God. Jimmy is joined by Villman, Quintain, Sonny and the Hooligans but knows even they will not be enough to defeat his new nemesis. Jimmy calls upon his dark arts to resurrect Benoit, the Ultimate Warrior, Misawa, Bruiser Brody, John Tenta, Eddie Guerrero and Owen Hart. He creates a powerful inhuman stable and prepares to launch his counter assault on the Reich God.

>>2958821
Day 671: Jimmy leads his stable of undead wrestling legends to take back his first performance center. Steiner surprises him by bringing out his own stable of super heels - Kevin Sullivan, The Iron Sheik, Ted Dibiase, Stan Hanson, Abdullah the Butcher, Jake the Snake and Ric Flair. Jimmy signals his troops to attack, and soon their are defeats on both sides.

Sullivan brings out a blowupdoll with a photo of Nancys' face and begins strangling it, sending Benoit into a blind rage. He never sees Ric Flairs limo before it runs him over, speeding off towards the Ultimate Warrior. The Warrior, fueled by the spirits of all the warriors (and a fuckton of cocaine) literally stops the limo with his own hands and flips it upside down. Before Ric Flair can escape, John Tenta starts jumping on it until he is crushed to death inside. The Iron Sheik is busy making Eddie Guerrero humble, he puts on the camel clutch and accidentally snaps Eddie in half, pulling his torso right off. A battle cry is head from above - Owen Heart in Blue Blazer garb descends from the roof of the pc, falling quite short of the Sheik and landing head first into the crushed limo. Sheiky Baby is overcome with laughter until the limo explodes and he is sent running off in flames shouting about how Steiner didn't pay him enough for this facking bullshit. Meanwhile Misawa and Hanson are having throwing down, Hanson swinging his bullrope and cowbell wildly, not giving one single shit. He knocks out Ted Dibiase and gets his rope wrapped around his own neck, nearly killing himself before Abby the Butcher uses his blade to cut him loose, but in Butcher fashion he blades too deeply and ends up slitting Hansons throat.

Steiner is livid that his team has fucked up this badly, he calls back Sullivan, Abby and Jake and they retreat. Jimmy realizes he now only has Warrior, Misawa, Brody and Tenta. They reclaim the old performance center and rest for the day.

>>2958821
Day 671: Jimmy leads his stable of undead wrestling legends to take back his first performance center. Steiner surprises him by bringing out his own stable of super heels - Kevin Sullivan, The Iron Sheik, Ted Dibiase, Stan Hanson, Abdullah the Butcher, Jake the Snake and Ric Flair. Jimmy signals his troops to attack, and soon their are defeats on both sides.

Sullivan brings out a blowupdoll with a photo of Nancys' face and begins strangling it, sending Benoit into a blind rage. He never sees Ric Flairs limo before it runs him over, speeding off towards the Ultimate Warrior. The Warrior, fueled by the spirits of all the warriors (and a fuckton of cocaine) literally stops the limo with his own hands and flips it upside down. Before Ric Flair can escape, John Tenta starts jumping on it until he is crushed to death inside. The Iron Sheik is busy making Eddie Guerrero humble, he puts on the camel clutch and accidentally snaps Eddie in half, pulling his torso right off. A battle cry is head from above - Owen Heart in Blue Blazer garb descends from the roof of the pc, falling quite short of the Sheik and landing head first into the crushed limo. Sheiky Baby is overcome with laughter until the limo explodes and he is sent running off in flames shouting about how Steiner didn't pay him enough for this facking bullshit. Meanwhile Misawa and Hanson are having throwing down, Hanson swinging his bullrope and cowbell wildly, not giving one single shit. He knocks out Ted Dibiase and gets his rope wrapped around his own neck, nearly killing himself before Abby the Butcher uses his blade to cut him loose, but in Butcher fashion he blades too deeply and ends up slitting Hansons throat.

Steiner is livid that his team has fucked up this badly, he calls back Sullivan, Abby and Jake and they retreat. Jimmy realizes he now only has Warrior, Misawa, Brody and Tenta. They reclaim the old performance center and rest for the day.

Day 672: Jimmy takes his troops to the new performance center to finish off Steiner the Reich God and his heel stable. Ultimate Warrior rips the gates off the entrance and they begin to storm inside. The first wave of WWE trainees are decimated by the awesome might of Misawa and The Warrior. Jimmy notices that he is missing two men - Bruiser Brody has been led astray by Jake the Snakes' promises of painkillers and hard liquor into the bathroom/showers where he has been shanked to death, again. Undead John Tenta has been enticed with the new age of wrestling forums (himself being a newsgroup addict from the mid 90s) and refuses to leave the Starbucks inside the performance center.

Warrior and Misawa make short work of Abby and Sullivan, the might of their combined incoherent promos and work rate simply overwhelming their foes. It seems victory is forthcoming for Jimmy until a thunderous voice is heard from outside, demanding that Jimmy come fight there. Jimmy, Warrior, Misawa and Villman run to the parking lot to find Steiner standing atop a giant humanoid mech, inside is Kevin Nash. "BIG SEX BOT ATTACK!!!!!" commands Steiner the Reich God. The monstrous mechanoid stomps forwards, squashing the Warrior and Misawa into paste.

Jimmy knows exactly what to do, and screams out "VILLMAN, SHOOT THE QUADS!" The Norwegian Terrorist aims his rocket launcher and takes out the Big Sex Bots legs. It topples forwards, crashing into the performance center and killing everyone inside. Jimmy and Villman search through the rubble, but no trace of Steiner the Reich God is to be found.

Jimmy has won this day, but who knows what the next will hold.

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VILLMAN, SHOOT THE QUADS

Day 673: Everyone takes a bump.

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Dudes please keep this up. This is some of the best material I have seen on this board, ever.

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Day 674: Jimmy recruits all the Poo in Loos from Angaar Tv to rebuild the destroyed performance center. He rebuilds NXT and Rakesh Kumar Orton is automatically the champ.

Day 675: Something in the fridge must've gone bad because the whole house stinks like shit. Jimmy is hesitant to inspect the fridge because of his fear of bugs. He lets it sit and hopes that it'll eventually just got away. He scratches his ass and sees it's bleeding. Thinking that his only pair of pants is the culprit, he decides to go bottomless for the rest of the day. When Jimmy enters a local bar, he is promptly arrested. Yes, for the nudity. But, also for the "thing".

>>2963868
Day 676:Steiner the ReichGod, tiring of his inaction, screams at the remaining fatass, Jake the Snake, to recruit more soldiers for the great war from the shattered remnants of WAW and GFW, where he is most familiar. After many hours, Jake only manages to recruit the paltry lot of Brad o'Brien, Jonny Storm, Keegan, and Alberto Del JUSTos corpse, whom the ReichGod immediately ingests into his being.

Jake is struck down with great vengeance, and furious anger for his failure to please Big Poppa God.

After this however, Steiner begins frothing at the mouth and begins hungering for the sweet pale skin and the graveyard like minge of Paige. Frothing at the mouth in anger, the ReichGod moves with destructive force towards the original Performance center, with a tail of his remaining warriors, Jonny, Keegan, and Brad, in a desperate assault upon the new defenses built by the foreign Poos. The renmants of WAW immediately begins slipping on the shit that the Poos have contributed to the rebuilding of the performance centre, being finished off easily in a squash by Rakesh Kumar Orton.

Incensed, Steiner lets out a massive, ear piercing howl which seems to strike the heavens and hells themselves, in which that Steiner is judge, jury and executioner. and begins to grow in size to over 15 times the performance center, and begins immediately smashing and destroying the center, killing Villman and the rest of the Midas stable with one foul blow. Laughing, Steiner scrapes off the remains of "Big J" Johnson, and asks "IS THAT ALL YOU GOT, PERRO FATASSES?" The Poos mount a counter attack, but are immediately repelled by Steiners Faggot-laden physique, which Steiner takes as a grave offense and for which he eliminates most of the Poos.

1/2

>>2964293
Day 676:
Jimmy, woken at last by this, comes outside of his underground Faggot Fridge, flanked by all of his students. Noticing that his meth safe has been destroyed, Jimmy gets into a frenetic, desperate rage of proportions hitherto unknown until this point. Jimmy gathers all the energy, all the hate, the anger, the manic obsession, and becomes something more. Something real. Something fantastic. Steiner and Jimmy, imbued with his new aura of vicious and unreasonable wrath, have a battle in what results in the shape of the universe. Clashing strike after strike, Jimmy quickly gains the upper hand and after hitting Steiner with a devastating axehandle, hits Steiner with a Superfly Splash, and immediately rolls it into a single leg boston crab.Steiner laughs this off and grabs Jimmy, cruelly smashing his head into the ground over and over again, until he has no more breaths to take.

His students let out a wail initially, but look on in unimaginable horror as Jimmys unbreakable essence flows into the ReichGod, his eyes dilating and intensifying almost simultaneously. In abject terror, the students have found out what Jimmy and Steiner already knew. They were the Yin and Yang of the wrestling universe, and now that supremacy has been attained over one side, there is no more hope for any thread, any discussion, or any show.

Jimmy ReichGod rises.

2/2

>>2964296
Day 677

Jimmy retires.

>>2964336
Day 678: Jimmy come out of retirement.

Day 679: After only 3 days of being inside the body of Steiner the Reich God, the steady diet of meth and pork faggots has deteriorated his physique enough that he now looks exactly like Jimmy Ocean again.

Day 680: Jimmy, saddened by the deaths of so many of his students and colleagues, realizes using the dark arts to resurrect them all would be too much work. Instead he travels to his secret faggot laboratory island and begins work on a time travel faggot, confident his new knowledge of Steiner math will make it work.

Pleased with his work, he ingests the special faggot and begins to scream as every atom in his body is ripped apart and sent.... somewhere.

Jimmy awakens in a strange and distant land, discovering he has not went back in time but into a completely different dimension. In this reality Ricky and Sarayas WCW won the Monday Night Wars against Malky Kennedy McMahons WWF, Lucha Libre is a banned wrestling form punishable by death, and NKPW (New Korea Pro Wrestling) is the second most popular promotion on the planet.

>>2967647
Day 681: Jimmy is overjoyed to find that the European Confederation has banned anyone darker than a paper bag and all Muslims are dropped over Mecca without a parachute.

>>2968523

Day 682:

Jimmy learns there are no faggots in this world. After trashing the performance center in a panicked fury, he starts searching for a way home.

>>2967647
Day 681: Jimmy goes to a WCW show and finds that his alternate self is the U.S. Champion, and is a much fitter version of himself. He waits for him backstage and has a long conversation with himself.

In this dimension, the Jimmy Ocean has never done drugs, never been in jail, never ribbed or molested a single soul. He is a progressive liberal who has a wife of mixed african american and english pakistani heritage and adopted 4 children. To make matters worse, he is a vegan.

Real Jimmy snaps and starts beating the shit out of alternate Jimmy, screaming at him "HOW CAN YOU NOT EAT PORK FAGGOTS YOU FUCKING KEK????" The profusely bleeding Jimmy looks up confused from the floor and weakly replies... "What is pork?????"

Jimmy runs to the nearest supermarket and races to the butchers.... he finds that in this world, there are no pigs or cows. Everything is either poultry or fish. Jimmy falls to his knees, the world spins, and things go dark.

Jimmy wakes up back in the real world, in a pool of his own shit and vomit. He realizes there never was a special trans dimensional faggot, just a regular faggot that he forgot to cook and nearly fatally poisoned him.

>>2968586
I guess this is Day 683

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Day 684: Jimmy finally gets his official brand pork faggots on the market.

Day 685: Jimmys' narcotic faggots become both a national epidemic and a threat to organized crimes hold on the drug trade. A secret meeting is called between the mexican cartels, the russian mafia and the triads on how to best deal with the Jimmy Ocean problem.

>>2969992
Day 686: The cartels send the masked killer Rey Mysterio to take care of the Jimmy Ocean problem.

Meanwhile Jimmy stands on a street corner shouting, in an attempt to recruit students.

Day 687: Rey Mysterio tracks Jimmy down to a Norwich bar. He waits for Jimmy to leave and follows him into an alleyway where as Jimmy pisses on a homeless man he gets ready to strike. Jimmy turns and in his drunken state believes Mysterio is a child in a halloween costume. Before Mysterio can even attack he finds a chloroform soaked rag in his face. He wakes to find himself tied to a bed in a dingy room in an abandoned warehouse, his anus wrecked from Jimmy Oceans savage assault. To his horror more men come inside the room and pay Jimmy 50quid a pop to further sexually assault him. After 12 hours of unrelenting rape Jimmy unties him and throws his broken body out on the street. Mysterio looks up weakly and asks him how he knew the cartels had sent him. Jimmy laughs at him and replies he has no idea who the fuck he is, he would have done this to any kid wearing a spiderman costume he had found.

So this is the official reddditors meetup thread

>>2971855
No, this is a thread for original content, which you have obviously failed miserably at. Feel free to throw more buzzwords around though and give us a bump!

>>2971886
>!
Confirmed redddit

You dont even try to hide it kek

>>2971849
Day 688: After Jimmy spent all the rape money on R&D for his narcotic pork faggots, he starts to reflect on his life and decides to go to all the wrestling boards to tell his story to the world. He finds out every common wrestling site is fucking shit and almost gives up until he finds the shithole known as 4chan's /asp/ where he feels at home and ready to write his life to all the world to read. Unfornately, there's only 4 people on /asp/, so his dreams come to an end rather quickly

>>2971897
Heres a challenge for you, search your boogeyman sites for Jimmy Ocean posts. You won't find them. Whether you want to believe it or not, Jimmy Ocean is all /asp/.

>>2971904
I thought reddditors could read

You came here, you stayed and you perpetrate your unfunny memes and try to pretend muh epic creativity XDD is in any way humourous

Hey look its another Jimmy Redit thread

Not a single post here is amusing

You must go back

Day 689: Learning of the Cartels' failure, the Russian mafia contacts their long hidden sleeper agent, ex-KGB Nikolai Volkoff. He leaves America for Norwich on a mission to kill Jimmy Ocean. At the same time, the Chinese Triads send their own secret weapon, a mysterious wrestling assassin known as agent Ho Ho.

>>2971961
Fuck off Steve Quintain

Day 690: Nikolai Volkoff infiltrates the WAW Compound and challenges Jimmy to a vodka street fight deathmatch. The rules are every 3 minutes both men take shots. Jimmy says fuck yes. they begin to brawl and smash everything but the kitchen sink against each other, at 30 minutes and 10shots in neither of them can be seen as intoxicated more so than they usually are. The remains of his faithful few students, Poo in Loo and Chav cunts alike urging him onwards, Jimmy wrestles Nikolai to a 60minute draw. After 20 shots each, and under some influence of the potato juice, Volkoff decides he likes Jimmy and cannot complete the mission, and will stay to start training with the Jimmy Ocean School.

Day 691: Volkoff goes over gimmicks and how to draw heat. He tells the students to pick the persona of a hated enemy. Some adopt a French gimmick, while the rest choose Pakistanis.

Day 692: After all the bullshit from the last 150 days Jimmy decides to start good again, he starts teaching the students of the WAW PC a deadly move "the steiner screwdriver" altough it ends killing 5 students because of botches, because of this he places the dead bodies on the buckingham palace gettin the Queen blamed and on jail freeing the tmillions of UK inbreds froo the bad monarchy, Jimmy is named uber prime minister.

Day 693: Über PM Jimmy Ocean declares August the 8th National Faggot Day and a parade in his honor is held with Jimmys students running security. It culminates in a faggot eating competition used to promote Jimmys' own brand, during which a Jimmy Ocean fan and impersonator takes first place. As the winner is crowned a twinky chink runs from the crowd and stabs the fake Jimmy with pair of chopsticks in the jugular. He flippy flips away before Rakeesh Kumar Orton, Nikolai Volkoff or any of the students can apprehend him. Jimmy remains unphased by any of these recent attempts at his life but vows that any further aggression by chinese nationals will result in him taking back Hong Kong.

>>2868911

Day 11,467: Roughly 31 years since Emperor Ocean took control of the U.K. and reclaimed all previous colonies, the United Kingdom is no once again the strongest empire on earth. Emperor Ocean has seen to it that the diet of every U.K. citizen consists of pork faggots and two OxyContins a day.

Day 694: In some shithole dive bar in Longbeach, CA - The real Tank Abbot runs into a fat scotsman claiming to be Tank Abbott. An epic barroom brawl occurs with real Tank knocking out Malky Tank so hard that he suddenly remembers he is Malky Taggart. Malky scrapes himself off the floor, smashes a barstool over Tank Abbots head and delivers a crushing Highland Bomb rendering him unconscious. The bloodied scotsman retrieves a bottle of scotch whiskey from behind the counter and marches outside, rambling about killing some cunt named Jimmy.

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Day 695: Capcom makes Jimmy Ocean a playable fighter in all of its new games, and adds him as a character to JoJos Bizarre Adventure, where his stand is Steiner the Reich God.

Day 696: Upon arriving in the UK, Malky is denied entry and MI6 apprehends him. Über PM Jimmy Ocean had informed them that Malky was a Scottish terrorist and an enemy of the people, Malky is thrown in the darkest part of one of Jimmy's faggot mining gulags. Classic rib.

>>2989247
Day 697: Jimmy graduates all of his students and hires them as personal bodyguards.

>>2990062
Day 698: the class robs a bank. Classic rib.

Day 699: A mysterious package arrives at the performance center. While Rakeesh Kumar Orton carries it to Jimmy it causes a small explosion. Though small in size it ignites the vast traces of feces in Rakeeshes trousers. Before anyone can put the flames out it has burnt 90% of the skin from his buttocks. Jimmy visits him in the hospital and Kumar laments he will neither be able to wrestle or ever shit on the street again. Jimmy vows to find the culprit of this heinous crime.

Day 700: Jimmy finds the culprit, who is revealed to be Vince McMahon. It was him all along, Jimmy.

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>>2993684

Day 700: Jimmy finds the culprit, who is revealed to be Vince McMahon. It was him all along, Jimmy.

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Day 701: Malky Taggart organizes a riot inside the faggot gulags with a rousing speech for Scottish Independence. They overtake the guards, steal their weaponry and fight their way to freedom.

Day 702: Everyone takes a bump.

Day 703: MI6 discovers that under Vince McMahons orders, it was the Son of Villman who constructed the bomb that went off in >>2993411
McMahon was also instrumental in Malky Taggarts insurrection.

>>2997904
Day 704: Malky gets a job in WWE and joins with Cesaro and Sheamus. They stuff Gentleman Jack Gallagher into a locker and Malky releases a haggis fart into the vent, killing the poor wanker within 3 minutes. Classic rib.