Smackdown Game Thread #2

just got here
what did i miss

I want them to have every championship and then fight eachother for them like Joe and Angle.

>>2867152
>Cena and AJ
AJ definite is going to be tag champ someday, but I dunno about Cena

>>2867161
WWE worked about 70% of the people watching into thinking there would be an AJ vs Cena on Smackdown tonight.

His heel mic voice sucks

He sounds chill when on smack talk

>le same promo every week

>>2867152
why does this woman not have the title

>>2867161
Nakamura learned perfect english.

D I V E R S I T Y

>>2867152
>Our lord's year of 2017
>Diversity is the top heel holding the WWE belt
Vince still got it

>MY NATION
>MY PEOPLE

>>2867152
I hope this is a Bex shows her pits episode

How is Jinder's delivery still this terrible?

>>2867210

CODE WORD FOR

Who would win: Puppy Monkey baby or Little Lungs?

>muh 1.3bil
jej

Oh shit the prison will be there next week

File: DEfqRbCUMAAT2eI.jpg (85KB, 1200x675px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 1200x675px

gross veins

The fucking state of Jinder Memehal, I would rather have Del Cucko as champ

Id still take Jinder over Cawdy Orton

USA USA USA USA

>getting this gassed

>>2867221
>expecting little lungs to win anything
They've been burying him for months.

>Gimp Day

>New Gay

>dad walks in

i fucking hate those niggers

>>2867227
He really needs to drink more water before matches, it looks cool but he's going to pass out if he goes for more than 10 minutes

>>2867219
A N T I W H I T E

>nigger after poo
Fuck this shit

>>2867221
PUPPYMONKEYBABY WOULD GO CLEAN OVER BABY LITTLE LUNGS GETS BURRIED BY THE ENTIRE ROSTER

>>2867239
>falling for the water meme

>>2867244
Lil Sweet wins

File: nikki.webm (774KB, 400x490px) Image search: [Google]

774KB, 400x490px

Who /tfwnogf/ and /tfwnosocialcircle/ here?

Also, when is the 2nd greatest female wrestler of all time coming back bros?

Just got home, what'd I miss? Assuming a great promo from AJ after winning the US championship.

File: IMG_4888.png (2MB, 2048x1904px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2048x1904px

*BLOCKS YOUR PATH*

With Pujabi Prison next Tuesday, is /Smack/ already confirmed for another week of winning?

So guys, looking forward to a Sami Zayn interrupts Mike and Maria Kanellis segment?

>>2867250
Cena tried to become the first challenger of the US Open Challenge but got interrupted by fatass and Rusev.

>>2867253
ITS THE GREATEST (GREATEST) LOVE IVE EVER KNOOOWN

File: xavier superman punch.webm (2MB, 854x482px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 854x482px

YER BOI

>>2867245
sips from 1 gallon container

File: IMG_4187.jpg (105KB, 766x739px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 766x739px

>>2867251
>Raw

>>2867252
>Battleground is next week already
Man I hope shit goes bananas. MitB thread was great

>>2867249
>checking in
anyone else send themselves texts just to see what it's like to get one?

File: untitled.png (97KB, 255x236px) Image search: [Google]

97KB, 255x236px

>>2867259

File: maxresdefault.jpg (107KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

107KB, 1280x720px

>he will never get the push he deserves

The preorder is worth more than the cover boy on the new wwe game

How the fuck are these E drones not sick of the New Day yet?

>New day fans looking like retards

Stands to reason.

>>2867264
G O A T

>>2867260
Not even Battleground. Jinder just said he was "bringing the Punjabi Prison to Smackdown Live next week"

SAVE US UCE

File: cute renee laff 3.gif (2MB, 450x250px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 450x250px

>fans in the audience unironically wearing the unicorn horn

DAY
ONE
IS
H

My dad just texted me "The Goofy Blacks"

Based Thugs

Will New Gay take up Alverto on his challenge?

Wow, my wife's cat loves the New Day.

meow

>That pop for Uce
BASED

No mics
Thank god

Friendly reminder the Usos BTFO the New Day in the rap battle

I hope the Gay Cops kill the New Day, in kayfabe of course

They got BTFO by Usos hard last week

File: 1495824472380.jpg (171KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

171KB, 800x600px

>New Day will never ever break up

>WWE continuing to pretend that the Usos didn't win with the rated r comment

BASED WEENIEDO

>>2867285
BLM

>>2867278
Based pops bringing back the good ol' american values.

>Usos got disqualified for stepping on Wale's sneakers
It was a rap battle alright

>>2867210
Diversity is good. Without it, we wouldn't have based Jinder.

File: 1293983127144.jpg (7KB, 187x270px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 187x270px

>Vince purposely editing the rap battle footage to make it seem New Day won

DEL RIO SPOTTED ENTERING THE ARENA HE IS SEETHING

File: asuka_shiggy.png (299KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

299KB, 500x375px

Woods looking a bit out of shape.

>>2867274
Man I wish the Punjabi Prison match was a better gimmick. Structure matches have a lot of potential. Also bamboo is a horrible choice of building material. It hurts worse than it looks it hurts. The opposite of what you want.

I don't get it,

You can get disqualified in a rap battle for fighting? Isn't that what rappers do all the time?

Damn lil Naitch laying down the law

>>2867296
NEW DAY ABOUT TO GET CARTEL'D

>>2867295
This

They damaged his precious new day on the mic

Based Lil Naitch.

Based Lil Naitch

Based Austin Creed finally getting his title shot

Based Lil Naitch

>>2867293
They had to give the W to New Gay somehow

>>2867300
Nig Nog logic

First time I see a ref kicking out heels and faces

File: wwut.jpg (65KB, 960x541px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 960x541px

>>2867304
>>2867305

>Xavier won clean by himself
I guess they don't want another Enzo

>>2867314
Thats because lil naitch is the GOAT REF

>>2867314
Pure racism.

Those are always the worst type of spots. Jey had to flop around like a retard for a week until Woods got in position to drop.

How short is Xavier. He's wearing shoes with 2-3" lifts and still looks tiny.

HEY SHITSTAIN

I miss New Day being off TV

>>2867316
Xavier can actually wrestle

still has a micropenis

>>2867300
Wake set a ground rule: no touching the merchandise.

File: th90Y2WB4E.jpg (7KB, 210x240px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 210x240px

>Usc lay down the sickest burn
>loses

File: prom10.jpg (42KB, 600x802px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 600x802px

>>2867300
>Isn't that what rappers do all the time?

No most of the time they just shoot each other.

Pic unrelated.

>3rd segment already done
Packed night for /smack/ lads

HEY
E
Y

HEY SHINSUKE

File: 1368983296281.jpg (502KB, 1354x412px) Image search: [Google]

502KB, 1354x412px

tuned in late. What did I miss?

>>2867322
WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT THE MINIONS MOVIE?

>>2867262
I do it sometimes to make sure my phone is working ok

lmao the fucking arena is empty

HEY SHINSUKE
SHUT UP

>US Open Challenge:
>Half the US wants to build a wall to keep out foreigners.

wat?

>>2867336
Based AJ Open Challenge.

>>2867321

He's 4-5 inches at best.

>>2867337
SHUT UP

>>2867336
>USA USA USA USA
>Poo
>Niggers

>>2867262
I did this the other day because I sent a few and never got a response. Turns out they were lagging while sending or something.

File: 1364422067306.png (612KB, 900x658px) Image search: [Google]

612KB, 900x658px

>>2867346

Sky Sports 5 is so comfy

File: zorak-space-ghost.jpg (120KB, 680x383px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 680x383px

desu. im just here foe Lana

Give me ONE REASON that Xavier can't wrestle in the Cruiserweight Division while still being in The New Day.

File: 1499644641033.jpg (57KB, 680x537px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 680x537px

>That fucking title

Can Charolette actually speak in any other tone

based that fag bryan isnt here

Not sure what's worse,
Kurt fear staring into his phone
or both GM's always talking on theirs
eh, probably Kurt tbqhwy

Ratings getting killed right now

>5way at Battleground

eh, OK I guess. Hope Becky shows her pits a lot

Lana's winning at BG

Based Tamina, just an amazing word-smith.

I can't do these segments anymore

So Lana is the new hanger on for the Welcoming Committee

File: 13583494535.jpg (13KB, 237x255px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 237x255px

>becky actually got a decent pop

Shut up Tamina.

>This middle school special ed class tier """"acting"""""

Can we please just have bra and panties matches back?

hA!

File: sweat.jpg (40KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 600x600px

Naomi

Lana is so fucking hot. God damn.

>that look Charlotte gave to Becky

They gonna fuck tonite

Mommy Natty is so Mommy

lol becky's squeak

i feel like becky doesn't wipe her ass properly.

Carmella looking nice tonight

holy shit wwe creative has no ideas when it comes to divashit ALWAYS MULTIMAN TAG MATCHES

>Its a Natalya calls out Charlotte for her dad then someone calls out Natalya on her Uncle promo

kek Shane

>>2867366
I can't wait for Kurt to bring in dixie as his mistress next week.

Remove Women's Wrestling

HEY RENEE

HEY SHINSUKE

HEY SHINSUKE

HEY CARTMAN

BASED RENEE

HEY SHINSUKE

HEY SHINSUKE

Shinske

>>2867374
Becky has always gotten decent pops. The only woman on Smackdown that consistently gets a reaction. The fans still like her for whatever reason

File: 1496189602677.jpg (154KB, 642x722px) Image search: [Google]

154KB, 642x722px

>dat BASED tummy

That shirt is dope, Corbin should always dress like that

>>2867364
Dat world class NXT promo training

>>2867390
No fucking way... he is coming out the closet bro cap this

HEY ROGAINE

File: 3desktop.jpg (13KB, 418x299px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 418x299px

Corbin looks so proud of that line

>>2867403
Mella is cute

>He didn't add -san

das raycis

SAYONARA NAKAMURA

HEY BOSLEY

>konichiwa strongstyle

It's actually Konbanwa at this time you fucking retard

renee is a cute lads

HEY NAKAMURA. SAYONARA.

>all of these things make me who i am

lil racist that

SOYANOORA NOOKAMURA

SAYONARA NAKAMURA
KONICHIWA STRONG STYLE

File: 4456474.jpg (108KB, 500x749px) Image search: [Google]

108KB, 500x749px

>>2867409

SAYONARA NAKAMURA

Why is TaMiNa protecting Lana exactly?

HEY SHINSUKE NAGASAKI!!

>>2867410
HEY WEABOO

The Japanese Community

>tfw no one to share an Ice Cold Coca~Cola with.
Why even live?

Corbin being sort of shitty works for his character

I love Corbin so much

File: 1391624558745.jpg (33KB, 251x242px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 251x242px

>Strong Style

File: 0.jpg (24KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 480x360px

>ALL OF THESE THINGS MAKE ME WHO I AM

>>2867425
Tamina is a charisma vacuum but vince wants to push her because she's big and a legacy and her dad murdered a woman.

>>2867387
Hold on Playgirl, we gonna make this a Fatal Femme Fatale Five way. Holla Holla!

File: waifu pillow.jpg (63KB, 579x436px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 579x436px

>>2867415
(you)

STRONGU STYLE

>>2867440
Stop bitching, they're finally using her in a good angle, this could be interesting

BASED SEIZURE.

>Rocketty not even mentioned in that F&F ad
BTFO

File: tumblr_o238th1yBV1rf8p0wo2_500.png (238KB, 500x379px) Image search: [Google]

238KB, 500x379px

>>2867387
i mean...what can do with a limited amount of divas on payroll?

YAMAMOTO
A
M
A
M
O
T
O

dead crowd

>people are booing him now

File: jackie.jpg (26KB, 229x239px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 229x239px

What's Shitstain's gimmick again?

>STRONGTSUUUU STYLE

Why did they give Shinsuke this shitty new font?

I want this played at my funeral

>those timid chants

hehe finally this chink is getting the no-reaction he deserves.

>>2867449
Well he is riding the franchises coat tails

>>2867455
anime

Not even Mememura got a pop.

Where the fuck is SmackDown tonight?

I feel like they need to have home interview segments with Baron. An interviewer walking into his shitty rundown house while he's in the middle of beating his junkie girlfriend would be kino.

File: 1485496683457.gif (4MB, 290x218px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 290x218px

>imagine dragons song being a theme song for a wrestling PPV
>one named "battleground" at that
wrestling in 2017 folks

What's Baron Corbins gimmick?

File: bigsavingsdraw.png (58KB, 1110x422px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 1110x422px

BIG.... JACKET.... FEEL.

>>2867469
loud noise music guy

File: japanese-womens-wrestling-is-completely-terrifying-body-image-1468269897.jpg (133KB, 1000x1333px) Image search: [Google]

133KB, 1000x1333px

HEY CORBIN

>>2867469
Bully

>>2867469
Minions

>>2867469
American Badass lite

>That old lady getting excited for touching Nak

>>2867469
lone pup

SHINSUKE BTFO

>>2867469
Winner of the 2016 Gronk Battle Royal

Jamie Noble!

>>2867447
>good angle
>flubbing lines constantly, staring blanky into space and waiting for lana to bail her out

>>2867474
WHO IS DIS

>>2867438

What's that on her face?

>>2867479
was autistic teenage sperglord

good match guys

HEY SHINSU-

Actually let's forget about having a match.

>>2867489
>he doesn't know

THE BMJs

SUCK IT

>>2867489
A Salty Tear

File: 169bb3d0450076a5942b80c896fc08074dedfdb8_hq - Copy.jpg (55KB, 1024x682px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 1024x682px

>>2867487
kris wolf

>no match
didn't want to see that shit anyways though desu

How many matches are gonna get cucked out of

File: 0289637869763.png (94KB, 353x276px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 353x276px

>>2867469

that he's hiding his baldness badly

>>2867469

wwe's rockstar

So no match because they started fighting?
What a gay ass show. The crowd should be hurling shit into the ring.

>>2867489
Hot glue

>>2867469
balding

>>2867413

underrated

File: glow_104_01246r-e1498337712834.jpg (26KB, 780x441px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 780x441px

>>2867497
bitch pls

>Very short matches ending in shenanigans and DQs

ADD A CHAIR SHOT IN AND BASED RUSSO IS BACK

>more women shit
2nd hour ratings BTFO

>>2867506
this bitch made me angry

Is Tamina the female Corbin?

File: 1472552911281.jpg (302KB, 850x901px) Image search: [Google]

302KB, 850x901px

>HELLBENT ON DISTRUCTION AND THERE WAS NOTHING YOU COULD DO

File: IMG_9274.jpg (424KB, 2186x1242px) Image search: [Google]

424KB, 2186x1242px

>graphic

>>2867502
They'd get kicked out. Vincetty never liked that crowd interaction. WCW on the other hand...

>>2867514

Corbin can get some good promos but his delivery and the pitch of his voice just makes him sound like a giant child. Tamina has proven she cannot speak, I'm enjoying it though, it's becoming great in hilarious way. I hope fumbling and bumbling through promos becomes her thing.

>>2867516
Not one diva I would fuck even if I were high

File: kris bye.gif (2MB, 548x298px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 548x298px

>>2867502
I'd be seething. You get teased with BMJ v BMAJ and a Nakamura match and then get fucking nothing.

And then they expect you to stay and watch the manlets after the show.

>>2867514
Tamina is female Khali

>>2867516
Why are superstars growing their hair out so long now

>>2867516
>Natalya and Tamina's faces

>>2867520
Tamina should have been the Roman Reigns of Smackdown women

>IDIDNOTKILLTHEPRESIDENT

>>2867520
They both just say the most stupid, pointless and out of context things at the most awlward times and it is amazing.

>>2867516
>the state of nattie's eyesight

>>2867512
WORKED

>>2867514
Tamina is the female Charlotte

>>2867520
Honestly though, isn't that his character? A giant child bully?

DINDU NUFFIN
DINDU NUFFIN

>>2867522
They are not divas you asshole they are women wrestlers and they deserve more respect than their male counter parts. Did you know women only make 1/10 of the salary men make but do 3 times more work?

>>2867523
qt desu

WOAH OH OH OH OH

how is she still so over?

>>2867536
Too obvious, should have mentioned work rates and match time

Explain to me why Becky Lynch isn't the women's champion of smackdown.

I want to stick my peen in Becky

>>2867540
she's one of the only babyfaces who hasn't been completely ruined lately

>>2867542
Same reason AJ isn't WWE champ

>Cendric Alexander again
BORING

>>2867516
Damn Charlotte looks gorgeous here

>>2867540
She's got a sexy face and accent (even tho the accent is kinda shit)

>>2867542
diversity, you intolerant piece of shit

>Flair not even getting Woo chants

God damn Nattie's Natties

File: 1493565433039.gif (768KB, 268x268px) Image search: [Google]

768KB, 268x268px

>>2867540
pits

File: bf297008c409fde173ad9e6515a7ab4e--nxt-divas-total-divas.jpg (78KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 640x640px

>>2867540
She's beautiful and B A D A S S.

>BRRRRAAAAAAP.

>>2867542
they want a slow build not and not bumble it like they did on RAM

I miss tyson kidd

God this crowd is dead

>>2867548
Get your eyes checked

>>2867540
This, I hate all the stupid cringe faces WWE writes. Remember when faces were badasses and not cringy goody two shoes pandering to reddit?

Becky confirmed for best thighs

Yall niggas saw Becky looking at Charlies ass?

Got me hard desu

>>2867534

Fair enough, but they haven't given him jack to work with in that regard. It just looks funny when they do the badass heel routine with him action-wise.

>Advertising mid-tamina entrance

OH TAMINA.

>>2867559
I remember reading somewhere Tyson is doing backstage stuff soon
So expect him to get Finlay cameos

>>2867561
It's the divas what do you expect?

>>2867564
thicc becky was best becky :/

>>2867522
Fag

GIVE ME CHARLOTTE VS JOSHIS

I wish I could fast forward this trash

File: 743.png (231KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

231KB, 400x400px

>becks

>>2867573
There was barely even a pop for AJ.

>>2867571
>>2867569 nigger I didn't do it

>>2867571
Get out of here, Sullivan

>>2867571
Why the fuck did you do it? How do you sleep at night?

>>2867571
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!

>>2867571
Yeah, SURE he is.
Are you gonna frame ADR next, coward?

File: fef.jpg (17KB, 398x404px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 398x404px

>>2867571
YOU FUCKER!

>>2867571
KEVIN SULLIVAN FUCK YOU

>>2867578
people actually petition for more of this time waster equality shit

>>2867589
>>2867589
>>2867589
>>2867589

How come Raw doesn't do the split screen commercials like smackdown?

>>2867583
CONFESS

I think Becky is pretty hot. Just needs some implants cuz she stays so skinny her tits suck

I wanna see becky, seamus, and finn balor in a three way intergender potato eating contest match