smAckdown gAmethreAd #1

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Where my /RAWlpha/'s at?

>that Angle/Lesnar/Joe segment
>ratings up

I think we'll win this week lads

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Is Rusev gonna be there?

dark match was AA & Sin Cara vs Ascension & English

>>2866815
who won?

>>2866819
me

>>2866823
who are you then anon

Why is airport food so fucking expensive? $10 for a salad go fuck yourself

>>2866815
>Ascension & English
Kek. Gotch has no fucking chance at success in WWE at this point. He'll be future endeavored by the end of July.

>>2866819
The people that didn't have to watch it.

>>2866827
I paid 15 fucking dollars for a tuna sandwich at the airport last night man.

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>>2866810
Who let you in? Go away.

>>2866830
Ruru staring at Naomi's ass gets me every single time

>>2866794
synchtube.ru/r/cozytube airing here

>>2866828
Gotch was already released anon

>>2866830
>Smack is still boring as fuck because no Bork, Joe, or Braun
Kek. SmackDownies literally on suicide watch.

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BASED

>free agent John Cena
>didn't appear on RAM
what did they mean by that?

BASED AJ

>>2866810
we had brock and good brothers.
only thing we have to worry about is based jinder

AJ vs KO vs Nakameme for the US title at Summer Slam. How many dimes will be drawn?

>>2866838
What part of my post implied that he wasn't?

BASED MACK TRUCK

>shilling rasslin youtubers now

Fuck this company.

BIG MATCH AJ!!!!

>>2866847
several. would probably be motn

SMA+CKDOWN LITTY AF LETS GO BOYS

stream works fine through fag family but freezes and dies as soon as the wwe logo appears

>>2866847
>Indie manlet vs Fat indie manlet vs Le Ebic dancing gook
0 dimes would be drawn

It'll be a GOAT show until Charlotte the man bodied Harlot rears his head, mark my words

Pretty based opening.

>>2866843
Waiting in the wings to challenge Roman after he beats Brock at summerslam

inb4 some dWeeb posts a pic of the hard camera side crowd.

P1 OPENER SMACK WON

Who /BIGHOG/?

BIG POPS AJ

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>>2866859
kekd
>>2866864
shoo him off with mania pics

that belts looks good on him

THAT GEAR THO!!

0 pop for agay lol

>>2866848
>this damage control

The state of (you)

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Based flat earther

inb4 nakameme

STYLES US OPEN CHALLENGE

HOLY FUCKIN BASED

A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?

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>>2866877

THE FACE THAT RUNS THE STATES

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>>2866872
aj makes a very comfy champ.
/big guns aj/

Cena's gotta come out one of these weeks, right?

BASED AJ BRINGING BACK OPEN CHALLENGE

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who here /WOOWOOWOO/

is thsi a john cena promo

OPEN CHALLENGE IS BACK BABY

BASED US CHAMPIONSHIP
WWE TITLE AND UNIVERSAL TITLE BTFO

>BMAJ Open Challenge
Super based

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>>2866877
they're not wasting styles v bkoss on some random episode of smackdown

>>2866882
Based!

>>2866879
Papi estaba muy preocupado pensé que no venías hoy

Ryder pls

yes! open challenge is back!

/smack/ wins

OMG BMJ VS BMAJ

BMJ
M
J

NIGGA WHAT

>>2866882
That's pretty good, too bad cena is about to win the title

SMACK WINS

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>brrrrappledough

>Cena

Not again...

John pls no bully AJ

OH FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

AND HIS NAME IS

Cena vs AJ for the US title at Summerslam?

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

cuckdowns a joke

APPLE DOUGH

BMJ BMAJ popping the ratings

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ITS HAPPENING AGAIN

SMACK WINS AGAIN

YASS BITCCCH!!!

>>2866810
Here

Face vs face match?

SMACK WINS
>SMACK WINS
SMACK WINS
>SMACK WINS

HAHAHA WM Main event Title vs title Roman V Cena

GOAT FEUD AT IT AGAIN

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THE HERO HAS RETURNED!!!!!

Smackdown has already won.
How do they do it EVERY SINGLE WEEK?

Looks like aj is a transitional champion so cena vs ruru can be for THE STRAP

>>2866912
LEL

Cena vs Jinder at SS. Cena is going to win his 17th and Corbin is cashing in. Seems pretty obvious at this point

AJ still mad.

Cena is gonna pull a Heyman

B M A J
M
A
J

FUCK

SAME OLD SHIT

*mute*

I BRUSH YOUR MOUTH LIKE COLGATE

RUSEV FROM BULGARIA RUSEV CRUSH

Incoming swerve?

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>i boo john cena

>0 pop for aj and cenetty

KEK
is this just a shit town or what

>inb4 he introduces someone else

>>2866932
More like
B M J
M
J

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>eleven minutes in and smack won
Fuck yeah.

Ruru incoming

EXSPESSLY YOU

BIG MATCH LIL' NAITCH

cena looking like a generic created character

HE'S ACTUALLY GONNA DO IT

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

LIL NAITCH

BEST REF!

EXCELLENT MATCH INCOMING

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When is this fuckboi gonna retire?

Lil Naitch up in this bitch

well SD has won for this week

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BIG
MATCH
FEEL
please don't let fat man stop this

Rusev is definitely costing Cena the match

>>2866951
acts like one too

LIL NAITCH
BMAJ
BMJ

3 LEGENDS 1 RING
RAWTISTS BTFO

>Cena with less than 10sec on mic
I like it

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>lil naitch reffing
This is gon be a good match.

BASED SMACK WINS AGAIN

RAWTISTS ON SUICIDE WATCH

RAW ON SUICIDE WATCH HOLY SHIT

RIP IN PISS

FATBOI

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Work in progress, What should I add to it?

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>Fatso gonna interfere

>>2866959
YOU JINXED IT FAGGOT!

BASED FATASS

KO+Rusev vs BMJ+BMAJ is happening

BASED FATTY

>BMJ about to take the title off this redneck dwarf
>oreowens comes out

yawn, this guy's boring. why's he in BMJ's segment?

FUCKING FAT ASS

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK ITS A FAT ASS LEAF

THE FATMAN COMETH

>>2866959

YOU JINXED IT ASSHOLE!

ffs fat boy

FAT CANADIAN
Is this gonna be a TRIPLE SWEAT MATCH

>W O R K E D

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>Owens

FUCKIN WORKED SO HARD

>>2866959
Why you do this?

Why are we still pretending CuckDown is good?

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>>2866984
>TRIPLE SWEAT MATCH

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Oh fuck its Kevin Owens
You fat fuck.

>Scott Armstrong
>BMJ
>BMAJ
>Based Fatass
How can RAM be buried so fast?

holy fuck, RAW is getting absolutely ass ravaged. how will they ever recover?

Incoming bmj/bmaj vs KO/rusev

>>2866959
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Why doesn't Owens only speak in French to piss off everyone?

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>>2866959
>>2866959
>MELTZER DETECTED

>Michelin man
FAT ASS BTFO!

>Michelin Man
FUCKING BASED

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>MICHELIN MAN

Where is Smack at tonight?

>Tag Match
Fuck this gay Company

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inb4 triple threat...

/raw/ wins

The ghost of Teddy Long still haunts these ropes...

>Michelin Man
BTFO

AHHHH HE SAID IT

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>>2866971
>>2866981
wat have i dun ;___; sry

U CAN'T C ME

TAG-TEAM MATCH, PLAYA

Tag match bois

>>2866972
Wizard

Quick, name the Rusev/Owens Tag team?

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FATMAN BASED FAT FAT FAT

THIS IS HOW YOU GET HEAT

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>they actually thought this match was gonna happen


RAM is still the winner

yOu CaNt SeE mE

>spongebob.png

HOLLA PLAYA

jesus christ smackdown is awful

it was all a work, no 5 star match

RAM wins again

>BMJ vs. BMAJ
>BMJ vs. KO
We win either way

TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYA

BASED

Tag team playa.

TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYA

USA USA USA USA USA USA

Old school tag match set up. Always works like a charm.

Ok so kayfabe wise why is russev attacking cena? Cena just came back and russev was all "i hate america" again?

Holla Holla, TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYAS

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>No tag match

>usa chants

HANDSOME RUSEV

RAM BTFO IN THE FIRST 15 MINUTES KEK

HOLLA HOLLA

USA USA USA USA USA

CANADA AND BULGARIA BTFO

Why are the 2 worst talkers on Smack feuding with each other?

HEY SHINSUKE

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HEY SHITSTAIN

i wish owens would get endeavored

>Tye vs. Jinder
Huh, there's something new

le perfect ten vs wwe champion holy shit Tye is saved

>>2867032
yes..even have a flag match at the next ppv. doubted on 4th of july

>double swerve
Is russo back? I just got worked

HEY SHINSUKE

>tease the GOAT becoming US Champ
>take it away

I'm not even worked rn, just disappointed desu. KO is a snoozer, why's he in segments with main eventers like BMJ?

Le Ten man vs the champ?
Fucking why? what the fuck is this shit

Tye put on tv to get berried lmao

>Battleground gimmick is American vs Foreigner

>>2867032
They both had their "returns," and Cena received tons of advertisements and such while Rusev didn't. He felt it wasn't fair. Also Smackdown "Land of Opportunity" etc

>>2867048
Ok well at least it was on the 4th

>10 meme already jobbing on the main roster
JUST
U
S
T

>>2867049
There has been a lot more swerves than usual lately.

Shitskin nakamura

PUNJABI PRISON

>>2867046
Jinder needs talent to eat so he can level up.

Based Big Poppa Poo gonna squash the shit out of le 10 wigger

>>2867046
A Canadian fighting the Canadian champ with his two canadian buddies in his corner

>>2867053
Someone to make poo man look stronk before the ppv.

>>2867061
poojabi prison

I still can't believe we are seeing poo prison again after all these years

based Miz getting Tye a match against the champ after their spout on twitter

>Hey Namamura
>berun curbin i shiska
>shut up
>cam een ta wing

>>2867055
And trump is best friends with Vince
>really makes you think.jpg

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le ten meme already jobbing to high test maharaja

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>>2866810
fuck outta here

>poo in the loo man

>>2866972
Nigga called it before as soon as KO's music hit

How predictable is Smackdown?

HOLLA

Yikes, that AJ US champ photo needs a photoshop update.

Tag match is on holla holla

TAG TEAM MATCH

Can we please just have a 2 man power trip with Cena and AJ?

Will this be worst match of the year?

Absolutely Unhidered

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>>2867019
>ruru
take the L

POO

HOLLA HOLLA

NO REACTION AT ALL

>>2867075
Are you still considered high test if it comes from a needle?

>>2867090
IN THE LOO

and the crowd goes mild

>>2867086
would be very based.

If you are a newfag to rassling I bet Jinder looks actually legit

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POOO

DEAD SILENCE

>dead silent AGAIN
How many weeks in a row is this holy fuck.

POOJABI

wow smackdown facing heels against baby faces to get heat? what a concept!

BPP

>*sexy voice* TEN!

People
Order
Our
Patties

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BIG POPPA

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where's my fucking /perfect tens/ at?

DUDE 10 LMAO

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next champ btw

>Le 10 man
gay

10
>10
10
>10
10

>>2867110
is he still denying the roids?

Who wins lads?

K E K
E
K

>le epic ten man xD
Why is this gimmick even popular? Is it just another bandwagon crowd chant thing or what?

Who is this faggot?

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RKO to the save

ten confirmed OVER AF

Jinder about to knock another bisexual out.

I love Tye's theme, it's very disco-y (?)

MEME
MEME
MEME
MEME

>>2867110
GODDAMN PAL HE LOOKS LIKE A PUNJABI VINCE

>>2867121
got a louder reaction than the WWE champion

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Reminder

>>2867114
That homo will never be champion

>>2867114

Is that Mr No Days Off, Darren Young? He's looking real jacked, baby!

>>2867129
this

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>>2867093
obv
can't get very far without gear, famm.
nothing wrong with it

Tye is a great talent enhancer. If jinder is still shit out of this match, jinder is unsalvageable

>>2867130
Holy fuck

>>2867130
SAVAGE

>>2867130
I really hope miz can shoot beat up tye

We win bigly this week. Get in here lads!

>>2867130

Miz/Tye feud when? I bet they'd work good matches together.

Why is a jobber still the champ? Memeing aside, this guy is such an insult to that belt

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>>2867130

Does anyone notice how shitily Jinder takes front bumps sometimes? Like, when he gets RKO'd or DDT'dby Orton he tucks his knees in. Looks like shit. He needs just a bit more practice.

I feel like Jinder should be in the US picture, not the WWE

>>2867131
Any homo will never be a champion (tag title doesn't count)

>>2867145
Dude can't sell for shit.

>>2867145
Kane bumping

>>2867130
BASED
A
S
E
D

>>2867145

He Kane sells so he can still walk at 60.

>>2867145
Everything he does is shit tbf

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BASED PUPPY MONKEY BABY

>Match so shit they went to commercial

>>2867143
They don't want to lose those sweet pajeet bux to Global Impact Force

>>2867149
Say that to Dwayne's face, bigot

>>2867076
>>2867076
>Bayley

Practically a jobber now, but who cares about divashit?

>Sawft

We've learned Enzo can cut great promos and Big Cass has a promising future as a monster heel.

>CWC

Doesn't SJWdown have an entire 1 hour show dedicated to Manletweights?

>Roman

Can perform sublime matches, improving his mic skills, and is bringing the attitude era back

Got anymore bullshit strawman you inferiority complex Smackdownie cuck?

>>2867143
He is India's Brett Hart even though he is from Canada and a mediocre worker

>>2867132
Is Jinder the only non-chickenshit heel champ? Fights every week, suggests stipulation defenses, usually doesn't duck. I mean he's the one Champ who you could understand being a chickenshit. I don't understand WWE sometimes.

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>We monitor the dark web globally.

>>2867151
You don't need to sell when you always looks like you are shitting your intestines out.

>>2867162
>divashit
um excuse me it's women's wrestling

>>2867166
He can back up everything because he can chicken shit out of loses with his entourage.

>>2867162
He didn't make it calm down you spaz

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>>2867076
>Implying Seth or Ramem are bad

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>>2867162
>Cass has a promising future as a monster heel
>Gets manhandled by Big Show after beggging him to let him go in peace.

>>2867166

It's so they can double-book. He's Heel in our market, and they broadcast/commentate so he's Face in other markets (read: India). They did the same thing with Khali, but Jinder is FAR more capable.

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>losing clean to jinder

go back to Orlando you meme

buried by poo

>>2867162
Holy fucking cringe. This fag thinks the brand split is real

>SJWDown
Keep spamming that, maybe it'll catch on

Why is his finisher so protected wtf. Has anyone kicked out of it since his push?

>lost clean
>people thought Tye was anything more than enhancement talent

TIGER KNEE

>>2867152
>>2867152
>>2867152
>>2867152

>>2867180
>>2867180
>>2867180
>>2867180
>>2867180

how the fuck is jinder mahal the wwe champion

>>2867157
WHAT IS PUPPYMONKEYBABY DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?

>>2867167
I cringe whenever this commercial comes on. They should hack these fuckers

He isnt fooling anyone with that acne, gyno, and those traps

>>2867193
LEL cucked by 1 post

>>2867192
>>2867193
which one is it /bros/? i can't make decisoins.

>>2867130
>jobber losers trying to one up each other's shittiness

Sad!

>>2867192
>>2867193
>Bex pits
>Spanish
Yeah I know which one i'm choosing

USA USA USA USA USA USA

I love diversity.

>>2867202
It's usually whoever posts first

>>2867202
Always first

>>2867110
>those legs

>>2867182
I just wish more heels were booked like him. Clearly heels but not scardeycats. Joe and Strowman are the other ones and probably the biggest drawing heels.

>>2867224
Needler Mahal

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BIG

JACKET

FEEL