*talks*

>>2865650
Holy shit this is a quality post

Bump

Partys over grandba

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*tries to talk but can't*

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Roman looked like such a retard, Joe and Brock fucking nailed that segment but my boy the big dawg needs to take some acting lessons cause he is fucking cringe incarnate

>>2865771
>It's my yard now
Gets the neckbeards riled up with so few words based big dog

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*enjoys the confrontation*

>>2865771
>>2865778
>Tries to kill a guy after throwing a tantrum because he lost a match fair and square
>Face of the company for the kids

:^))))))))))))))))

>>2865778
He wasn't supposed to, his rival is braun who will cost him the title shot next week, Joe will face lesnar.

>>2865650
*is better than majority of roster*

>>2865650
Based Bork putting Romanetty to shame with 5 lines.

>>2865771
>>2865778
*mumbles something about the Attitude Era*
*never emotes under any circumstances*

>>2865650
He’s dull in the ring, the whole act with him and Heyman is so old and stale. “Brrrrrrock Llllllesnar”. It’s passe. He’s not causing a ratings bump anymore. It’s this self-fulfilling prophecy though. If WWE treat you like a star, you’re a star, even if you don’t justify it. If WWE treat you like a scrub, you’re a scrub, even if you deserve better.

>>2865843
Still the best thing in wwe

>>2865843
>He’s dull in the ring
He's LITERALLY the most exciting performer in the ring. I'll give you I wish his moveset was a little more diverse. But aside from Goldberg he's the most exciting man in the ring in years. Nobody can match his intensity or recklessness.

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>>2865771
>"You got his number, eh?"
You probably couldn't hear him mumble that during all the fire being thrown back-and-forth by the actual main eventers.

Bork used to have awesome interactions when he was a regular. My favourites are with Angle.
Some of the segments were hilarious. He's pretty good on the mic when he's not playing scary monster.

>>2865828
>never emotes under any circumstances
That's his character you fucking mark. And the post you replied to is a pic of him crying.

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>>2865892
This. NJPW drones think all that matters is being able to do flips and suicide dives.

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>>2865911

>>2865911
>>2865915
wtf where the hell was i to miss Brock's gay tendencies

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>>2865915

>>2865911
Why doesn't Vince show up on TV anymore? He's legit one of the best mic workers of all time and he's still over as fuck.

>>2865915
shoot or work?

Brock needs to do one them Somoan dances next week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsOcoE9Vocg

>>2865771
"Hurr durr big dog durr my yard hurr sufferinsuckotash hurr durr"

>>2865774
This right here.
The moment a Roman-fag realises he is absolute trash.

>>2865926
Sometimes you've just gotta shoot your shot homie. Must've been a shoot then.

>>2865931
His only burn from last night was when he told Brock he wasn't around to take care of Braun. Everything else he said sounded scripted and Vinced.

>>2865771
>Mumbles a sly off script comment at Joe
>Based Smoj not having it

Best part of last night

>>2865923
He's old as fuck and last time he made a quick entrance to the ring he blew both his quads

>>2865650
Eek

LET'S DO.... THIIIIIIIIIIIIIS?

>>2865892
>Nobody can match his intensity or recklessness
Half the gooks at Dragon Gate do better.

>>2866044
That line was pretty cool, even with the voice crack. Brock can make anything seem legit.

>>2865892
I like the idea of him, but every match of his needs to be smoke and mirrors. I just wanted his match with Samoa Joe to be them stiffing each other for 15 minutes. I wanted a god damn legit ass real good match, and I got more smoke and mirrors.

He's probably too old now and just can't do much anymore. Gotta keep doing those unimpressive German suplexes.

>>2866054
>He's probably too old now and just can't do much anymore.
Doubt it.

>Gotta keep doing those unimpressive German suplexes.
He's toned them down a bit. Also it's one of the most over moves in the business right now, I don't see why everyone bitches about it. The crowd ALWAYS pops bigtime, and always starts counting.

>>2866063
I'm not into them. They look lame and they're repetitive.

>>2866063
He used to do more than Germans. Fuckin' A man, mix in a Fisherman or a Northern Lights or something.

>>2866068
He did some great belly to bellies. But nope. Le epic German repetition. His matches are all hype and no style or substance.

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>>2865650
*doesn't give a shit about your kids*

>>2865928
>The Ruthless Aggression Era was go-

>>2865780
You dumb mark Cena wasn't a Pg face either when he started.

>>2866592
WWE wasnt PG when he started
18+

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>>2865650
*I pay attention*

>>2865915
>implying you would refuse if Brock says he wants to kiss you on the lips

>>2866046
I dunno, though it rarely shows, things like his flying knee strike of ultimate carnage vs Cena a while back, that's the Bork we all love.

Roman looked so fucking awkward and pathetic standing in the corner trying to butt in but getting ignored while Joe and Brock were trying to kill each other.

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>>2866824
>though it rarely shows
That's why it's so great, because he only does things like that every once in a while.

>>2865915
>implying ANgle didn't enjoy it
he even closes his eyes

>>2865919
lmfao

>>2865928
>they swam a hell of a long ways to perform for you
holy fug brock was based

>>2865650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZrZOM7BiEw
goat

>>2865919
I got a strong Lords of Locker Room vibe here

>>2865774
"No"

>>2865780
hes not a good guy

>>2865914
>what is strong style

>>2865650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsOcoE9Vocg
tell me he wasnt based when he wanted to be.

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>>2865771
>See Sheamus
>I thought Irish people had potatoes
>Looks like you just smuggled in some tater tots
>Sees New Day
>I thought Blacks had fried chicken
>Looks like you just smuggled in some nuggets
>Sees Del Rio
>I thought Mexicans had tacos
>Looks like you just smuggled in some
>Sees Shinsuke
>I thought Japanese had Teriyaki
>Looks like you just smuggled in some baby shrimp
>See Sami Zayn
>I thought muzzie terrorists had suicide vests
>Looks like you just smuggled in a pressure cooker in the back of your cab

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>>2866788
*I like*

>>2868200
Hello Rebbit!

Brock obviously has a man crush on Roman. He went off script and talked just for Roman cause he wanted to talk to him and get closer to him

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>brock with roman
sports entertainment
>brock with joe
fighting

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>Brock/Joe tear down the house
>Roman stands in the corner like a literal child

Pretty sad, senpai.

>>2865650
I've actually never heard Brock talk.

>>2868656
Tbf to Roman, it was a weird "Lesnar, Heyman, and Joe do 90% of the mic, you just chime in periodically" promo. Roman needs to learn how to make that work, but it is a tough position to be in.

>>2868538
>he actually believes Bork gives a shit about wrestlers 10 years his junior

>>2868442
Rent free

>>2865907
>hurr durr that's his character
Why do Roman fuckbois keep making excuses for the big bitch?

>>2865650
Is this the best thread in /asp/ history? I'd say so