name 1 ( O N E ) better pure striker

The Great Khali.
He could knock you out with one strike.

Unironically, Roman Reigns.

>>2865130
Best uppercuts in the game.

>>2865162
Imagine saying this while he wrestles on the same brand as Cesaro

>>2865162
Kane throws better uppercuts than Roman

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>>2865102

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P U R E BUTTER

>>2865210
kek'd

>>2865210
Damn

>>2865102
Undertaker sucks.

>The best pure cringer in the history of the game
>The best pure striker in the history of not meeting Lebron James
>The worst fake dye job in the history of the game
>The best married to an anorexic dyker in the history of the game
>The best older than a caveman in the protohistory of the game
>The best pure striker in the history of every match is the same
>The best eye roller in the history of the game
>The best such an old cunt he is losing his molars in the history of the game

Who the fuck can possibly like this old piece of shit?
He is an old useless piece of trash. The Undertaker has had less good matches per minute than any other wrestler in history. His only 'good' matches go for like 40 minutes. Undertaker matches can only be good if they have every single finishing move and fake kickout imaginable. Calling an Undertaker match 'good' is like calling a cake good because it is covered in Oreo cookies and Nutella and Syrup and Honey, there is no finesse it just has everything. The average Undertaker match is like Paiges nude leak. On their own the Paige nude leaks were just a skanky slag eating cum, the leak only got attention because there was cock sucking, gangbangs and anal and everything just like how an Undertaker match is only good because it has every finishing move possible. Undertaker only has good matches because he has so many finishes


Tombstone
Chokeslam
Last Ride
Hells Gate
Old School
Sit Up
Eye Roll
The Zombie Swanton
Deadmans Elbow
McCool Driller

He needs to do these to get a pop. Undertaker can only get a pop by abusing his 50 fucking finishing moves. fuck him

>>2865267
Lol

Based Undertaker working the /asp/ergers into a shoot even after he retired

>>2865267
This, this is quality bait. This is how you do it people. No pasta, just EFFORT. A little thought goes a long way.

Bravo, anon. Quality trolling.

>>2865162
>>2865165
>>2865184

Goldie has a good uppercut

>>2865267
>Actually took the time to type this on /asp

Nobody fucking cares about your opinions

>>2865102
Scott Hall

>>2865424
cringe

>>2865102
Ken Shamrock

>>2865443
Hitting the bottle does not make one a striker.
Takings shots of liquor does not make one a striker.
Hitting the crack rock does not make one a striker.
etc...

>>2865210
lulz

>>2865267
Nobody is taken the time to read this you literal autist

chris hero

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>>2865267

>>2865102
Wade Barrett

>>2865267

It's true that people forget Undertaker had a 30 year career and his resume of good matches is relatively small as hell. Compare him to actual GOATs with careers that long.

There isn’t no better pure striker and everyone who says things like taker is an anti-draw and things like that will never get close to a wrestling ring, The Undertaker is one of The most highly respected former pro wrestlers in history, everyone backstage respects the guy. Everyone who talks about him in podcasts says nice things about him even Jim

>>2865102
The Undertaker was a great character. He would not have made it on wrestling/promo ability alone.

>>2868058

No fucking shit, that's literally what it means to be a popular wrestler. Otherwise you're Dean Malenko.

>>2865102
I have a feeling they're building up Corbin for that role. Samoa Joe, I don't think 'Taker EVER got "Taker's gonna kill you" chants.
In the midget league, King Neville has been consistently pinning people with normal moves ala One Punch Man. His Serious Series Serious Red Arrow kills people.

>>2865633
Imagine if he didn't accidentally get a pointless Wrestlemania streak that accomplished nothing but working some retard marks.

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>>2865210

>>2865210
Beat me to it. No pun intended

Ken Shamrock

>>2865267
>imagine having opinions this terrible

>>2865267
>Undertaker can only get a pop by abusing his 50 fucking finishing moves
*gong*
*crowd loses its mind*

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>>2865210

conor mcgregor

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>>2865210
kek

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Hideo Itami is objectively a better wrestler than Undertaker

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>>2868758
he had an incredible match in 3 minutes, has Taker ever done that?

>>2865210
Had a good little chuckle over that

>>2868758
>>2868762
Hideo is also small as fuck, try to do entertaining flippyshit when you are a 6'6+ monster