Joe is based edition
samoa joe exposing the promo ability of wwe ""talent"""
anal sex
>Main event is a match from last night
FUCKING WHY
>Brock on the mic
That's how you know the entire segment went offscript
What up with graves?
Wait what just happened with Graves?
>>2863223
>corey gets up and leaves
>>2863232
>DUB-UB-EE
NJPW sucks
>Seth and Bray unironically in the main event
RAM is kill
Brock on the juice again
Why is one of the worst matches from last night happening again tonight?
Based Joe better go over. He's actually getting over.
So Braun is interfering in the match next week making it a fatal four way at Summer Slam right?
roman is one of the best of all time
>still a face
>still cheered
SMARKS BTFO
>>2863223
Joe made Roman look horrible comparing their promo skills. Hell, even Bork did a better job than Roman
Y los /Smack/ hermanos donde están?
>>2863230
Reminder that the outcomes of the matches are predetermined and the exchange of wrestling moves are rehearsed between the performers
>>2863251
I seriously think Brock was drunk and just winging it. They did good tho.
WHAT DID I MISSED LADS? I WENT OUT TO BUY SOME KFC
Boypussy > girlpussy
>>2863272
It's simple
HHH wants Joe
Vince wants Roman.l
the second Mil Muertes became a thing in LU, Bray became irrelevant. That's a cultist angle done RIGHT. Then the Hardys got in on the action and double btfo of bray.
Yikes, wyatt needs to retire.
>Annabelle 2
Someone should be fired for this
Joe just trashed on both these fools. How based can one man be.
GRAVES BTFO
it will be a triple threat
>>2863280
It felt like everyone ended up winging it in that segment. It was rough around the edges but it was good.
Crowd could tell too
>>2863284
WWE universe wants Braun
joe grabbed that brass ring.
vince will want it back
I want a Champion Joe. He's been killing it for this feud.
>>2863274
Sup Dunn. Is this what you do while it's on commercials?
>>2863284
Vince always gets his way
>Seth and Bray
Nobody understands or wants to understand the reasons behind this pointless feud.
>>2863276
Yeah, Roman is bad on the mic when he's by himself; he was tamina-bad out there just now.
>>2863277
Acá papi observando ram
samoa joe literally taking over roman reign's promo
god hes so good on the mic
>>2863295
the color of everyones skin made it feel like the tint on my tv was fucked up
>it's fatal 4 way with Roman pinning strowman
>Roman wins the feud and University title at the same time
Luckily G1 is 2 weeks away for me to escape this possible shit
Brock looks like he is having fun out there.
Joe can go on the mic and makes it feel real.
Roman fucking sucks still. Damn I want to like the guy!
>posting like a madman all night
>not a single (You)
>>2863281
Everyone started shooting because Brock went off script
>>2863288
Bray was good until his with Cena
When was Booker doing the "mmmm" shit last night? I wasn't really paying attention to commentary
Strowman interferes next week
SummerSlam is a fatal four way between Brock, Ro, Strow, and Joe
You can all go to bed for the next month.
Are they talking about the DM?
who keeps texting?
>>2863311
here you go anon
>>2863311
Here you go :D
>>2863278
How so?
>>2863277
>>2863304
speak American or leave
>>2863317
Hey Meltzer!
Fuck this storyline
>>2863319
ur mom
>>2863311
Here you are, anon.
What the. . .
https://twitter.com/seanrosssapp/status/884261913949069312
What are the odds that Brock influences Vince's plans for Summerslam?
this storyline makes me very uncomfortable
whatever the fuck it is
BETTER RUN THAT CHECK BETTER RUN THAT
>>2863319
Jesus
>Kurt's "acting"
So Dixie is going to cuck Kurt?
>steph coming back
just kill the ratings
Samoa Joe big hossin it
Roman just standin in the back lookin like a chump
Joe is a MUCH better rival for Brock than Roman and it's not even close senpai don't even argue
>>2863311
>(YOU)
Next week raw will be awesome
Paige leak is already leaked
>>2863226
And the crowd LOVED IT
Fugg why is Corey exposing everyone???
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2863319
Dixie dumbass
>>2863343
Hi Vince!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2863312
and yet this was a better promo then anything we've seen in years
IN
THE
DARK
I
FEEL
AT
HOME
O
M
E
>>2863311
FOXY
O
X
>>2863351
I swear to god if Dixie is the Higher Power I am gonna freak the fuck out.
How do they change the ropes so fast?
>>2863319
Triple cringe wants an "epic" return to TV.
>>2863311
Acá tienes el (Tú) beibi
sex tape with Sharmell
FUGGG THAT ALICIA
>>2863319
>"U tried to frame me"
>"I'm still here Kurt"
>"I'm coming back"
-Benoit
>>2863312
>Brock went off script
Ya got worked pinhead
ALICIA FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS
>Alicia
>>2863351
So WWE officially buying TNA?
How are the ropes purple?
Do they literally change the ropes for one match and then change them back or do they illuminate?
>>2863311
dumb frogposter
>>2863319
Double J Jefferey Jarret
Holy fuck Alicia
>>2863356
Agreed, shit was tense like it should be
>>2863326
Guacala, huele a rawtista
Calling it now, kurt comes out of the closet story line incoming
Screen cap this
>>2863369
>that thickness
MUH DICCCCCC
>>2863376
it's tape
>>2863362
IT'S ME KURT
>>2863376
blue lights/filter. Makes them look purple on your screen. They are sill red, don't worry
>>2863376
Tozawa's english is better than Nakameme's
>>2863376
>Do they literally change the ropes for one match and then change them back
yes
I have downloaded so many Miss Alice vids tonight. Thanks ram
>>2863376
They release spiders that have been genetically modified to produce bright purple webs
who's /TITUSBRAND/ here?
>Ares gets fired
>Literally no one cares
What went wrong?
>>2863376
Cruiserweights produce luminescent semen, and they spread that on the ropes.
does alicia even wrestle
>>2863396
ha ha oh fuck it will usher in another attitude era...
You have a booger in your nose LOL
>>2863385
>gay storyline
>kurt gets disowned and has to earn his family's respect again
>fights the whole roster while doing "Sexy Kurt" segments and flirting
The most Attitude storyline in years. PLEASE
I wonder if Noam genuinely porks Alicia Fox
She has a thing for white men in WWE
>>2863399
Because no one ever cared
>>2863376
The ring ropes are quickly spray painted before a match then repainted afterwards
>>2863376
They move the audience and change arenas for cruiserweight matches to a venue that has a ring already with purple ropes
>>2863399
>fired
That's a weird way of spelling quit.
>>2863398
small ball nigga baka
(((Noam Dar)))
>>2863341
He still tries to act like that goofy John Cena character sometimes. It's really apparent whenever two or more other guys are cutting promos as well.
>>2863409
How do they keep from getting paint on the wrestlers? Nothing quick dries that fast
>>2863407
>Jew
>White
Nice try Yoann
>>2863376
>posting this every single cruiserweight match month after month
Who's the twink looking mother fucker with the black chick
>>2863415
It's a special paint that doesn't rub off on Cruiserweights
>>2863423
Noam Dar
A jew raised in Scotland
>>2863406
Is Corey the boyfriend?
Do they really want humans to root for the apes in this new ape movie?
Enzo when?
>>2863423
The 'black chick' is a man and the twink is named Corey Graves.
what the hell is left? they got roman, brock, and joe out the way already. what the fuck is left?
I haven't seen any Planet of the Apes films but I hope the apes get genocided by the humans in this newest one.
>>2863426
Is he a jobber?
I want Alicia foxy to yell at my dick
>>2863421
The rope gimmick is achieved with hidden nano-LEDS woven directly into the ropes, moron.
>>2863432
Cringe Wyatt vs Jasethy
>>2863423
Finn fuccboi #3
>>2863432
Seff.
>>2863432
Did they do Big Cass yet? I missed the opening 30 minutes
Incoming Angle that Angle had sex with Dixie to stay in TNA when he was off the rails on the booze and pills?
>>2863437
essentially
>>2863441
Holy fuckin YUM
>>2863319
Queen Sharmell
>>2863432
They completely give up on the ratings with cruiserweight action and Bray/Seth to end the show.
>haven't watched WWE in years
>decide to check out
>a bunch of literal who's and underwhelming matches
Has WWE fallen that badly?
>>2863452
>NJPW-etty false flagging this hard
>>2863445
>he was off the rails
>ywn party with an off the rails Angle and talk about that Steph/Trips/Angle he had that got you hooked on wrestling.
>>2863452
You missed the best segment on raw in a while tonight though.
I hate corey graves and his fag tattoos and haircut
>>2863452
Yes - stay away, anon. We're all wasting our lives here.
>>2863451
>They completely give up on the ratings with cruiserweight action and Bray/Seth to end the show.
This. They seem to do Raw like the old SNME shows on NBC where the main shit was in the first half of the show & the rest was just filler matches & hype about the shit that happened earlier on the show.
>>2863452
>Has WWE fallen that badly?
we get it your dick hurts
So what's happening so far? Anything interesting?
who /AAAAAAAA/ here?
BASED SCREAMING JAP
HELL YEAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2863463
This is better than usual though
TITUS WORLDWIDE
>>2863451
why would they end the show? is this a tease for Bray Miz and Shield reunion?
>>2863468
nothing as interesting as that webm
Based Titus Worldwide
>>2863463
>trying this hard
>>2863463
WTF is this from tonight?
AHHHH AH. AH. AH AH. AH AH AH. AH AH AH AH.
>>2863479
yes
i missed that about an i quit match
TIME FOR 50/50 BOOKING
>Jasethy
>Eater of Pins
I'm out.
>>2863311
Muh nigga
>eater of pins
Did the WWE institute a steroid testing policy or somting? The wrestlers look like shit these days. The last fight looked like a spic they picked up at Lowes or somthing. I was a fan decades ago but was amazed all the wrestlers have mediocre form.
How do you feel about this nazi twink
>seth vs wyatt
well i'm out
Was there any diva shit tonight?
Is Tozawa's finisher no longer the bridge german suplex?
>>2863311
enjoy it
>>2863311
>>2863451
>Bray/Seth to end the show.
When did hating on Seth become the ""cool"" thing to do here?
still 50+ minutes left
>>2863319
Dixie calling for that gold medal D
>>2863490
Yeah only brock, randy orton, and jinder mahal are allowed steroids
>>2863490
>le oldfag
Go away.
>>2863468
Roman got a chance at the title for losing to Braun, then trying to kill him.
>>2863496
Just Woman returning to feud with Benoit who will be on next week Via Satellite.
>>2863501
MUH LEG gimmick
>>2863501
when he started boring everyone
>>2863490
>last fight looked like a spic they picked up at Lowes
>Smack would've ended 30 mins ago
>>2863492
HAPPENING
>>2863501
I've fucking hated him since i saw him in ROH as Tyler Black
>>2863501
Around the time he injured Balor
>>2863500
>tfw there are britbongs who literally stayed this late watching an American children show
>>2863510
How has he been boring?
>>2863497
cima took.it away when he left
no poppa poo tonight?
CHARLY!
>>2863277
Telosico wey como chingas
>Dean and Miz have been feuding since the shakeup
CHARLY TIME
>>2863507
All you need to do to get a title shot in WWE is attempting murder
>Charles
NO BULLY CHARLY YOU FUCKING POOF
>pun
cringe
>>2863518
When he puts in a mic in his hand, like now
>Charly
MUH
Seth is fucking shit on the mic
>CHARLES
Did he call her Charles?
SPOOPY
Well that eye joke fell flat
God Bray sucks.
>>2863528
>miz has been carrying lazy dean since the shake up. austin was right
>>2863528
They were feuding before the shakeup
>>2863523
He's on Smackdown lad
>>2863407
>Alicia Fox
best line ever on RAW.. 'you got a booger in your nose'
>You can't erase your finest acts of betrayal
What did Brayy Lmao mean by this?
>CHARLES
Bray took Sef's asspussy virginity
>I'm here
And I'm out of here.
*changes channel*
>the shanty town of jasethy
Darn job darn g job
When are they going to repackage him? This spooky-talk shit is so fucking bad and no one cares anymore.
>>2863535
>Seth isnt good on the mic
So is 95% of the current roster, so again how has he been boring?
>>2863548
It was Miz/Cena and Dean/Corbin before the shakeup
>>2863553
Bray and Dean are right to not trust Seth. The dude literally tried to kill Edge and teamed up with Haitch, betraying the Sheild
>>2863554
Who is she?
So with Roman and possibly Braun in the equation for the WWE Universal title they a basically giving up on Balor?
>this feud isn't over until I lose
>>2863563
Bailey fucking Jay
pls save us Braun
>>2863563
guaranteedyous.txt
>>2863563
She? Anon, I...
>bray wyatt is a god
I didn't know god was a fatass neckbeard jobber who's been cutting the same boring ass promos for the past 4 years.
>>2863563
I'm just gonna take a guess considering where we are and just say:
>she
>>2863565
NOPE
>>2863530
Yep, just don't go full Jimmy Snuka tho or you will never get a belt with them.
is bray seth over, just got done shitting
>>2863563
>everytime
look at all them (yous)
2sweetmebro
>>2863584
Hasn't even started
Go back in
>>2863559
we give 95% of the roster shit over it to.
>>2863563
a degenerate
>>2863530
that explains it
DIXIE IS HOT AS FUCK I WANT TO IMPREGNATE HER
>>2863581
He didn't do nothing he was a good man
i really hope samoa joe wins next week
>>2863569
Dean was feuding with AJ before that
>>2863596
>Attempted
>faggot bray sitting in the corner
shameless shitty raven rip off
fuck this fat fuck
Where's free agent John Cena?
>thumb to the eye
thats a middle finger dumb ass
How many times do we need to see this match?
>come home from bar
>five whiskeys and two beers in
>put on RAM
>Bray Wyatt vs. Seth Rollins
>switched to All-Star softball game
>go to sleep
The Shield was a mistake
>>2863604
What? How did Dean feud with Corbin for the IC belt after Feuding with AJ for the WWE belt when Miz was the IC champ at the time? Did he just magically get it?
this match again
>>2863586
>>2863613
You just described my ideal night.
Bray is literally my least favorite thing to see. Followed closely by Deanetty.
>>2863411
He apparently got released but was happy about it.
Wow the crowd is DEAD, this what happens when Jasethy and Brayyy feud
>inb4 50/50 booking
Fuck
This
Company
Who is this Dollar Store Jesus and why does he have my last name?
>>2863599
Hi Tamina your father is still a murderer.
The shirt is using Bray looks to silly to take it serious.
I don't give a shit about Bray anymore after what he did to his family for some half breed with implants for an ass
>>2863490
they did. some still get away with it, but most are really only limited to gh at their own devices.
it's a shame
>>2863641
it was pretty shitty
>>2863641
White boy seething
>back of the bus
What did booker mean by this.
>>2863554
What's the name of the movie? I never got a chance to finish it.
>crowd dead
>thread slowed to a halt
>main event
LOL Matt Ryan will never win the Owl
this match is a fucking dumpster fire that god damn suicide dive was terrible
>>2863656
who
who
who
who
there's no way this match goes another 10-15 mins
I can't believe I missed pic related.
>>2863654
seth and bray confirmed not draws
>>2863641
Literally every man with any kind of wealth and status is cheating. It's easy to be loyal when you have no options. You'd do the same in Bray's shoes.
>>2863656
>yfw dak and the cowboys win this years Super Bowl.
>People paid to watch this shit of a show
I'm glad I stopped watching after WM, and fuck me for coming back tonight
>>2863667
Roman was the only shield member to get chanted for.
>crowd doing the wave
just end it
>>2863670
>>yfw dak and the cowboys win this years Super Bowl.
Oh, I don't think so.
>>2863670
>yfw Carr brings one to Oakland before they move to Vegas
wave during main event
smack and tna win
>>2863674
I'd never pay to go see today's wwe live. TVs good enough
>>2863664
>missing Joe calling Heyman a kike and saying he'd turn into a one man Holocaust if he didn't get a title shot
You really missed out
>>2863688
>>2863681
>Skins
>Cousins
Wait lemme laugh even harder
>thread is now completely dead for this match
Holy fuck, we may not reach the bump limit with ten posts to go
>>2863697
I can't imagine needing one
>>2863681
I don't think so friendo
>>2863697
Will we even hit bump limit before the show is over. Everyone stopped posting
True anti-draws right here.
>>2863699
>he fell for the black QB meme
>>2863683
I won't lie I'd actually like that. You've got marshawn lynch.
Seth now steals the Phenomenal Forearm
Is Rollins new gimmick stealing moves?
Please end
>>2863715
Is there anything in his moveset that isn't stolen?
Seth does the buff block buster now
>le picking up speed off the turnbuckle
>This is Awesome
Does does the michinoku drive now
I will say Seth sells Abigail pretty good
>muh knee
>muh eye
seth is a mess
>Bray winning two nights in a row
Is it autism?
>Repeat finish
>Rollins """injured""" AGAIN
Jesus that was fucking dull
>Bray with consecutive wins
>this is awesome
>Jasethy losing twice to the eater of pins
BASED MIZ AGAIN
clean
i like clean wins.
restling needs more of this
>>2863715
Clearly was clothesline, not the phenomenonal gay arm
Are they going to put bray and strowman back together as a monster heel duo that will run roughshod over raw?
Tag team confirmed??
Miz the only draw on screen in the last half hour.
>lose to eater of pins 2 nights in a row
>rewarded with IC feud with the miz
Fuck this compnay
what did he mean by this?
>Miztourage literally copying the shield
>dean runs out to make the save
HE'S REALLY GAY FUCK YES
ORGIE NEXT WEEK
Kurt's a faggot confirmed
KURT ANGLE IS HORNSWOGGLE'S DAD
So who is Angle's bastard child?
Kurt introducing his gay lover to the WWE universe angle next week?
>>2863763
who is this semen demon
Kurt/Dixie Carter confirmed.
holy shit Karen Angle confirmed next week
I thought you were all shitposting, but they're actually going to make Kurt gay aren't they?
>>2863756
Miz is ass bruh, stop telling yourself lies
>Triple H/Kurt coming out
Can't fucking wait
Kurt having an affair with Stephanie setting up a WM match with HHH
http://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/wwe-plans-integrate-lgbt-characters-programming-n627411
IT'S HAPPENING
I will kek hard if Kurt is gay.
>>2863788
Nah, he's gay with Corey Graves
>>2863798
>leaving over the most Attitude angle they've done in years
>>2863790
Why does Stephanie have to pander to SJWs so much? First it was "muh Women's Revolution", now gays?
If they make Kurt gay...it's just gonna be weird.
>>2863790
Are the New Gay not enough?
>>2863798
I highly doubt it. Everyone is aware of Angles marriage. They can't do a kayfabe gay couple.
>>2863810
It's the way businesses r gunna win
>>2863832
...or lose their main demographic while not attracting any new fans.
dixie carter is going to have a live sex celebration with kurt angle