How far can Braun hit a baseball? edition
1st BASED BIG DOG
anal sex
>it probably still isn't gonna be a double turn
>attempted murder
>baby face
wew
>>2862774
A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?
How massive is BBD's face pop going to be tonight?
Pretty sure strowman won't be fucking with the big dog anymore. I'd say he's finished with him, now
grab your popcorn
>>2862823
hes not a good guy
>>2862824
Is having your name a turn off, /asp/?
>>2862820
Orton a face committed arson, Roman attempted murder, Enzo tried to commit adultry, shall I go on?
>>2862820
A man can dream ;_;
>>2862834
I have a very masculine name, so yes.
>>2862831
"piss break"
>>2862828
>won't even show tonight
>comes back next week
>still pushed as a baby face
>Seth is gonna commit more murder
>>2862832
He's not a bad guy, either..
>>2862819
Shouldn't have kekd, kekd hard
psst its angle
some hooligans blew up the latrine next door instead of staying home and watching ram, I missed the last match. what was it
Holy shit, Kurt Angle wrestlemania match confirmed.
>>2862820
IMAGINE IF THE GAME WAS AS BASED AS THE COMMERCIAL
>>2862852
nah summerslam against haitch or joe
2k17 or 2k18, which had the better commercial?
Are WWE games still shit?
based Maryse
>A 50 year old man rapping about shit
>Kurt Angle vs Seth
Based Truth over as hell
I love r-truth
>>2862860
Yes.
>>2862827
booyaka booyaka "619"
booyaka booyaka "thats my pueblo"
booyaka booyaka "619 hey"
booyaka booyaka "thats my pueblo"
booyaka booyaka "619 hey"
booyaka booyaka "rey mysterio"
booyaka booyaka "619 hey"
booyaka booyaka "thats my pueblo"
booyaka booyaka "619 hey"
what ya gonna do when we come for you?
ya yego el rey mysterio
el vato cabron de san diego
mash up on the scene like the brown crusadas blowin up screens like space invadas
to much damage for one to manage
Going 51, 50 speaking Spanglish.
aste un lado esto pesado vivo la vida peliando pecados
estado sunidos al otro aldo japon a canada 619 soledo do it for ma people
booyaka booyaka "619 hey"
booyaka booyaka "thats my pueblo"
booyaka booyaka "619 hey"
booyaka booyaka "rey mysterio"
booyaka booyaka "619 hey"
booyaka booyaka "thats my pueblo"
booyaka booyaka "619 hey"
what ya gonna do when we come for you?
And we the southtown generals Diego Don Originals hitman for hire,made wiseguys untouchable border bandits,running the streets and the canvas we live and direct,no reruns,that's what's happening,
blow up the mannequin,better go ask your friends again,terror in their eyes when they tell you "Here comes the mask again,"
no time for for talkin,dig the hole for the coffin,it's no mystery rey he's the dead man walking,(El dia delos muertos),say a prayer for the livin,ask god to take my soul in case I go unforgivin,(One shot), two kills you dont belive me now you will,and that's the realest deal homie since Jesus' last meal.
booyaka booyaka "619 hey"
booyaka booyaka "thats my pueblo"
booyaka booyaka "619 hey"
booyaka booyaka "gon mysterio"
booyaka booyaka "619 hey"
booyaka booyaka "thats my pueblo"
booyaka booyaka "619 hey"
what ya gonna do when we come for you?
>>2862854
I want the game to have a kayfabe story of the last years comicbook adaptation.
Also a lot of blow-offs tonight
Goldust has the greatest entrance of all time
>>2862861
Maria BTFO
JUST WEAR THE WIG GOLDUST. WE ALL WANT IT.
>>2862860
Maybe
god I hate this faggot
>>2862860
Yes. They haven't been good since No Mercy came out 17 years ago.
>>2862860
Yes
>the top and bottom black bars and lowered framrate as Goldie walks to the ring
K I N O
I
N
O
>>2862876
>yego
>>2862888
OOOOOH YEAH
Literal silence.
>>2862864
It's going to happen at Summer Slam, Seth wins, Kurt is fired; Kurt wins, Seth goes to SD
So what is the maximum potential that this version of Goldust can achieve?
>>2862895
It's called wide screen you cuck
It's meant to give it the movie theatre effect
did Corey just describe why people hate Bayley?
Is Finn /ourguy/?
HE'S STRANGE AND PECULIAR HAHA YOU COULD EVEN SAY HE IS QUEER? HAHA DO YOU GET IT YET HE FUCKS MEN GODAMMIT THATS FUNNY *ACHOO
Crowd is hot as fuck right now
SSSSSSSSSSSAASH
>>2862888
Favorite Dust variation.
>>2862901
So Seth is the one who has dirt on Kurt?
>>2862860
Fuck yes
ded crowd
>>2862903
Another Intercontinenal Champion run
Can you imagine Miz vs revived goldust?
Old Hollywood vs New Hollywood?
Holy shit I'm making myself mark out
He needs the damn wig back.
>>2862903
Same as always: jobber to the stars.
>>2862900
This feud has dragged on way too long and has gone nowhere. Goldust should have murdered Truth and move onto someone else by now.
>>2862888
I'M OLLLLL GREEEEEEEEEEEEG
>>2862906
not my guy, hes a faggot nazi.
>>2862910
u can literally here conversations liek it is an nxtmeme size venue.
mfw watching ram. also what's the main event
>>2862906
/ourtwink/
>>2862888
Holy shit this mofo got more chins than a chinese phonebook
He was FAT
crowd mode: bingo hall
>>2862847
hes THE guy
>>2862774
Damn this commentary is dull
People literally falling asleep in the front row
>>2862928
Not even a cricket cares about this match.
That was really gay.
Gayer than usual for ol' Goldie.
>>2862906
saved
I kinda miss Darth Maul Goldie when he came back and was working circles around people completlely outshining Stardust.
Final Cut is a top 10 finisher. Very impressive to watch
>>2862942
You mean the same guy that kissed Ahmad Johnson?
>>2862906
Yes
Goldust/truth iron man match when?
lol no one cares. can litterally here the fat guy eating his food
im getting sleepy
>these two middle aged men putting the crowd to sleep
JUST
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
This better main event summerslam
what ever happened to MVP?
tfw no one cares
Goldie vs Brock for universal when?
Based goldie
>The based guy in the crowd with Edges' WWE title
UNIVERSAL CHAMP GOLDUST WHEN?
GOLDED
the absolute state of this match, goldust is a leddit meme and is overrated af, even his brother is more relevant nowadays
75 minutes left
why does no one even give courtesy applause. it's not that hard
PLEASE RETIRE *clap clap clapclapclap
>still OVER AN HOUR LEFT
this is why I usually skip RAW baka
i still like Goldust
>special olympics
>>2862970
He really looks like a surfer in this pic
>had me more hyped than ever before for a feud even though it was two jobbers
>waste two months just airing vignettes, no actual screen time
>after I've lost all energy to care about the feud, air a boring match on fucking RAW
What is WWE's problem?
Charly interview segment when?
Why isnt special Olympics televised?
Id love to see those guys lifting?
>>2862978
its fucking mental torture raw is literally mind numbing.
>it's an every match is 12 minutes long with at least one if not two commercial breaks episode
>>2862990
why was the crowd so dead with these two?
both truth and goldust deserve much better
>>2862906
Yes.
>Boxing or MMA not added on the Special Olympics
Fuck this we need special needs adults to fight back against bullies and others.
Who's more retarded?
Those Special Olympics kids or the people who paid to see RAW live?
>>2862990
No one care about that generic bimbo
>>2862990
she got released after her penis shown through her dress during an interview so Renee will replace her
YOU SUCK
>>2862998
Would pay to see two tards unleashing their strength against each other
Based Kurt getting the crowd back in it
Holy fuck his head is getting even bigger.
>>2862998
Tards take shit too sreiously. They wouldn't be able to separate them
>>2863000
The retards who get to RAW tickets for free. Nothing beats that.
I hate Kurt and these shit chants
I always wonder how many people say "fuck you" in a "you suck" chant.
>>2862998
This. Most of them have retard strength anyway.
>Bork actually showing up
>>2863000
For smarks who watch wrestling weekly and post on a forum about it, you sure seem to hate wrestling
>hugely succesful
>le hop man
Are they gonna kiss again?
>company that has a retard repeatedly getting his ass kicked by regular people in its canon now plugging the Special Olympics
Lazer doesn't get fireworks anymore?
Kurt/Brock segment
THIS IS MY YARD NOW
BASED BROCK WITH THE BIG POP
>Lesnar, Angle and Heyman in the ring at the same time
MUH DICK
This is what an actual champion should look like
The strap looks even more like a toy on Lesnar
I like Brock's strut. wish I was jacked baby
I swear last night better have not been the blow-off for Strowman/Reigns and Lesnar/Joe.
i wonder if Angle still remembers the time Brock kissed him
>>2863031
probably a shortage. there in texas a week after 4th of july.
>>2863031
They can't afford it even though they have RECORD HIGH REVENUE
kurt is such a manlet
Time for piss
fuck wm 19 was 14 years ago? damn
>the possibility of Angle vs Lesnar for SS
>inb4 BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BRRRRRRRROOOCK LESNNNNAAR
>No pyro.
What the fuck man.
>creative meeting
OH SHIT
>Paul Heyman didn't come out waving sparklers and shooting roman candles into the crowd
>using the term "creative"
P I P E B O M B
Pls Fatal 4 Way at SS
BIG DOG
BASED BIG DOG WORKING THE SMARKS
FUCK THIS COMPANY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THE BIC DOG
>Heyman
>Kurt
>Brock
2017 and these guys still around :')
BASED
I O
G G
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Booed Boo Dog working the smarks lungs!
tug o war
tug o war
tug o war
Wow lots more cheers than usual for Reigns
Meltzer said they were saving Brock vs Roman for Wrestlemania not The Summerslam
>creative meeting
>tfw exposing the business
BASED BIG DOG RAW IS SAVED
BIG DOG TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE BASED DOG
Inb4 BRAAAAAWWWWWWWWN
Roman godammit fuck off
Can't wait for the boredom.
HUGE POP FOR THE BASED BIG DOG
BASED BIG
DOG
>>2863047
>willingly stop watching this segment
If not for Angle and/or Lesnar/Heyman, who tf are you even tuning into this shitshow for??
EL PERRO DE GRAN TAMAÑO
Yep, still a face after all. Fuck this company.
>>2863066
Based Big Aog
>i boo roman reigns
THAT MASSIVE FUCKING FACE POP
ROMAN IS STILL OVER
HEEL TURN THEY SAID
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
how big does my head/neck have to be to pull off bork's hairstyle?
you all know roman is winning at summerslam right?
Straight into Reigns vs Brock when you could still do rematches with Strowman and Joe. Fucking gay!
>>2863072
He said the last thing he heard is that it is the summerslam main event. It got moved up for ratings. Cena vs Reigns is now Mania. Can't wait to be in that crowd.
>Allowing an attempted murderer to strut down to the ring
>loses to Strowman
>then almost kills him
>gets to be the #1 contender
fuck WWE
Who /Jimmy John's/ here
>>2863072
Then you're not following the latest wor
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KURT BETTER WATCH HIS MOUTH THE BIG DOG IS ALL BITE NO BARK
>Roman on the mic
>cutting to fans cheering Roman
yup, still a face.
>Wrestlemania 19 was 14 years ago
Time flies
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>>2863070
>>2863081
>not being familiar with the Bork piss meme
>Reigns admitting the Attitude Era was better
>kurt
>bork
>part of attitude era
>You blew everything up
Islami when?
Judge just hit another 2 dingers over feet
Lesnar wasnt in the attitude era. Fucking Roman
>>2863095
Damn I do actually want some now. Based Turkey Tom.
Brock Lesnar is brought to you by Jimmy Johns®
REIGNS STANDING ON TIPTOES
EPIC FEUD INCOMING
Based Borky on the mic
inb4 roman and kurt bring back attitude
BASED ROMAN JUST BTFO BROCK
Fucking kek
BASED
>lose om ppv
>instant title shot the granted the next night
> Bork
> Attitude era
FUCK YES LESNAR
BROCK HAS THE MIC
>>2863072
The plans changed a couple of weeks ago and Dave reported it.
I hope brock accidentally kills Roman at SummerSlam
>>2863114
Going tomorrow, thinking Vito
HE SAID THE S WORD
NOT PG
BASED BROCK
Roman doing pretty good on the mic.
is he dare I say
/ourguy/
Let's gooo roman
Cue the music
TV14 ANY DAY NOW
BROCK ON THE MIC
OH SHIT!!!!
SMOA JOEL
BASED BORK
BORK IS SPEAKING
>>2863136
BIG DOG HAS BEEN /OURGUY/
i love how when bork cuts a promo he just gets to swear all freely
Triple Threat confirmed.
JOE JOE JOE JOE
BORK STOP FILLING MY VIRGIN EARS WITH THAT LANGUAGE
>The Right Hand of Samoa Joe Destruction
What the fuck does Joe's shirt mean??
>>2862774
LOLOLOLOKIKOKIKOKOLOLOLOKOL
>>2863126
>Vince logic
DRUNK LESNAR SHOOTIN
VINCE IS SWEATING
>Roman/Bork/Jo/Brawny feud
It just keeps getting worse
Brock been getting a lot of stick time recently
Brock finally earning his paycheck
Based Joe with the ANCAP shorts
a joe roman brock triple threat would make my cock explode
SAHHH-MOA JOE
>GET ROMAN HIS HEAT BACK DAMMIT AHCHOOO
>>2863141
HES A LOOSE CANNON
Samoan DP
It seems as though Brock could be the face here
>all of this cursing
WHAT IS HAPPENING
>>2863139
kek.
>two high t alpha males about to go at it
>some bingohall butterball walks out
The indy meme was a mistake
Fatal 4 Way confirmed
>mentioning Attitude Era
>all this cursing
TV14 NOW
Joe with the ancap shorts
WILL THERE BE A 4TH PARTICIPENT?
Umppa umppa umppa *flush*
WE /ATTITUDE/ NOW?!
watch smarks defend why brock doesn't deserve 12 mil. XD
this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is awesome
>joe with hard disses
>Lesnar with hard disses
>even big dog with hard lines
>heyman and angle too
>Beating undercarder still matters
>losing a day ago doesn't
>>2863168
Attitude era flashback
Based Tribe Heyman working Joe into a shoot
ARE THEY SHOOTING RIGHT NOW
>>2863176
RRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2863176
Duh, Braun.
SAMOA JOE IS SO FUCKING BASED
Joe is fucking burying Brock on the mic
GOAT segment
joe is better than roman in every way
>the 3 worst guys on the mic in the ring at once
>>2863127
Bork came at the tail end
This is a great segment real heavyweights
>>2863168
>We bringing back the Attitude era
DAMN JOE
>>2863175
I noticed that too. He also has ancom and eco-anarchism shorts.
WHAT ABOUT ROMAN GUYS!
JOE LITERALLY STEALING REIGNS SPOTLIGHT
JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE
Roman is completely outclassed on the mic by Joe and Bork
You deserve it
>excommunicated samoan
K E K
holy shit guys whats happening
>Roman trying to bring the bantz
Cringe bbygrl
haymen went too JEW
u never go too jew
TRIPLE THREAT AT SUMMERSLAM
Why is roman not in prison?
BIG DOG THE GOAT
THIS SHIT FEELS REAL
JOE Get ready to job to roman
>>2863191
>Joe is fucking burying Brock on the mic
everyone in the ring*
Roman is so damn useless and shitty on the mic
Awesome from Joe tho
Why do I feel like wrestlers always fuck each other after their matches......
>Joe going to job to roman
FUCK
>Braun BURIED
THIS IS REALLY GOOD
>>2863213
wrestling isn't real anon
This script for this segment went out the fucking window
roman is just a lame duck
Samoa Joe literally exposing WWE "talent"
>>2863206
His stupid gay joke fell so flat
>>2863224
What do you mean?
Angle slurring a lot tonight
Was Angle always this bad at promos?
>>2863220
>Job
>not lose with an asterisk due to braun interference
where is my Braun scream!?
>>2863219
You might enjoy NJPW then.
Joe grabbed the brass ring again!
>Angle's music plays like he won something
Top keke
big dog got cucked hard by samoa joe
that segment
It's a match from the ppv is on raw episode
>>2863226
It's best for business.
>>2863194
Here's your (you). Don't spend it all in one place.
>>2863218
"You got his number?" Cringe incarnate
>>2863233
*win
>>2863226
Good. They should just let them be. It is so much better.
>>2863226
around the time bork said shit and heyman tried to salvage it but once bork got in joes face shit went off the rails.
I hope SJW is put down by based Rusev
>>2863256
He just fucking stands awkwardly in the background.
Tries to sound hip and cool, so fucking odd