Raw Gamethread #2

Too early you fag

why can't Sasha be my gf, bros?

Who wants to walk with Elias?

>ywn make creamy skinned babies with sasha

feels goodman

new thread when?

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What have i missed my dudes? also Seth taking another L tonight

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>>2861961
She's too good for you

>>2861938
Hope Sasha appears in Red Dead Redemption 2

>>2861938

When will Samson get the creepy edge of his gimmick back, when he used to get increasingly violent and sadistic throughout the course of the match? I liked that version. I like this one, too, but he needs something to make him more distinctive.

Derby boring so far lads. don't like Balor either

everything important on raw is on youtube within minutes now. barely a reason to watch

>>2861956
Rawtists need to end threads early so they can pretend that people care.

>>2861981

cass-show feud starting. nothing else.

>Sashabanks.png
*makes horse jokes*

>>2861986
Sanchez is hitting ropes dude!

why is Finn such an anti-draw? NJPW has literally never looked back since he dumped them

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whens the album dropping?

>>2861968
I will walk with Elias.

>>2861991
I /snack/, chat with you fags and enjoy some tv.
don't tell me how to entertainment.
Did you know you can just google any movie ending too?

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>>2861983
I'd rather see her in porn first. Leaks even.

Nice try there Kevin Dunn.

>>2861996
Based El Gary

Corey shooting

Did Book just get shot the fuck down by Corey? That quality heel commentary...

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>>2861993
>cass-show feud

stop bullying Booker

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MMMMMMMMMMMM

>>2861996
it's missing Bremen. don't like that spic girl. also I figure there'll be clips of 500 footers I can watch later should they happen

>>2862000
>he didn't pre order the cassette
I honk orders (the ones with the t shirts) start shipping next Monday

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>Cory thinks Ebonics isn't a real language

>corey shooting booker
Dumb niggers BTFO

>contentionship

I swear if that fag balor wins with the cup of grass again

why do I get the feeling Elias doesn't like Finn for real guys

thats not a word but i know what you mean

What cory said to booker

Holy shit I thought that was Seth the whole time. I'm high as fuck

what?

\o/

fucking hell boys

NEW BULLET CLUB

Did Booker walk off?

>>2862027
Called him a stupid nigger

Demon King injured again. Fire him Vince

>>2861998
Because he is a manlet poofter. He only got over in Japland for painting himself up as comic characters.

Where's Based Big Dog?

>>2862023
You'll wot m8?

>that sieg heil

Matt's lookin' real broken baby

>>2862035
What did Graves mean by this?

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>that Delete attempt that just ended up being a Sieg Heil

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>>2862038
>this

>>2862022
What did he mean by this?

lmao what a transition

Just got home. What have I missed?

>>2862038
fucking your mom lmao

>Da jews moist be ixtoiminited

What did Finn Balor mean by this?

Who else is only watching for Based Big Dog?

>>2862043

Just going through motions, we'll know he's broken when they start their singles careers. Them not having broken up after last night says not quite yet (legal proceeding still ongoing).

Reigns is a heel now

>GOAT Hardy's giving some rub to shit Finn
FUCK THIS

>>2862058
>still pushing this meme

>that sieg heil
Is Finn /ourguy/?

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Maryse lookin slick tonight boys

>>2862058
hes not a good guy

>>2862049
Big Ass, Big Show, Big Samson, Big Finn, Big Corey called Big Book a dumb nigger

>>2862062
>trying to murder someone
>still a face

Choose one

Matt will purposely bust open his eye and give a broken promo with the crimson mask

now joe and finn can tag together again

>>2862058
he's not a bad guy

I am guessing Bliss will face Sasha again in a cage or no DQ or some shit yeah?

Bliss is prob top of hour or next hour?

Where is everyone? There is only a few people posting

>>2862041
>>2862045
I fucking love Matt's broken gimmick because of shit like this. Seeing a whole crowd sort heiling splits my fucking sides.

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>>2862052
He's not anti-Semitic. He's fuckin a jew.

>>2862058
hes not a bad guy

>>2862058
he's not a bad guy

>>2862064
Nice feet

>>2862065
he's not a bad guy

>>2862058
Wrong. Still top babyface. Watch, he'll get his usual massive pop. No one cares about Stromeme.

>>2862049
>big cass promo interrupted by big show
>finn vs sampson

also finn balor just did the nazi salute

>>2862069
Braun tried to murder Roman, Roman is just paying back all of that.

>>2862064
Hnnnnnnnnnnnngggg. bring back divas pls. fuck """"""""""women's wrestling""""""""""

>>2862058
He's a dog

https://mobile.twitter.com/White__Machismo/status/883819005022265345/video/1

>>2862081
hes THE guy

>>2862058
hes not a bad guy

>>2862077
Why isn't he standing like a human suppository?

HE SAID IT

>>2862057
Nah, fuckin happening mate

I want to fuck Jeff Hardy's ear holes

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Just got in, did I miss anything important?

I'LL FADE AWAY AND CLASSIFY MYSELF AS OBSOLETE

are they breaking?

>>2862088
based Del Rio

MATT YOU SUCK
MATT YOU SUCK
MATT YOU SUCK
MATT YOU SUCK

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>he's doing the voice

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BULLET TIME

WE BROKEN NOW?

wew cringe

>>2862097
It's fucking Raw

Oh shit they bought to be Broken

HE SAID THE THING

TNA BTFO

Its the midcardy boys!
Oh shit its FESTUS

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BASED GOOD BROTHERS

>1 second short of drawing level, which means they still wouldn't have won the belts

NERDSSSS

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ITS HAPPENING

>hey man, we came to put the crowd to sleep man, 2 sweet me

Nerds BTFO

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THROW EM' UP, GOOD BROTHERS

cringe

NERDS

>>2862088
Jesus Xavier is bad at sex

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BREAK ALREADY GODDAMNIT REEEE

matt hardy can't decide what accent he is using

BROKEN

It is happening soon

>>2862119
BROKEN

IT'S HAPPENING.

BROKEN

IT'S THE BATTLE OF NON-WWE OWNED GIMMICKS

NERDS
E
R
D
S

HE SAID IT

NERDS

I'm marking out, not gonna lie

>>2862126
le club confirmed for lurking /asp/

>magic killers
What did he mean by this

>>2862135
Underrated

HOLY FUCK HE FUCKING SAID IT

BROKEN!

>>2862135
B A S E D

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>guys I'm gonna have the Broken gimmick any day now, just wait!

Just fucking stop until it's official

B R O K E N


HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE GREATEST RAW OF ALL TIME WOW WHAT A FUCKING LEGENDARY MOMENT

>absolute state of Who Japan Club

>>2862135
Ammo Guild vs the Fractured Hardys

>>2862064
When's the last time she looked terrible?
>Inb4 hi Mike!

cringing hard

V1 is better t b h

>>2862148
Pretty sad tbqh

What do I need to know about this Broken thing? Never watched TNA and I figured it would go away but obviously not.

Plz help

OBSOLETE!

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>>2862124

>>2862153
Hola Miz.

BASED EL GARY ELIMINATED STANTON FROM THE DERBY

they are pushing the hardys to wrestle too much

I marked out when Matt said obsolete.

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>>2862064

>>2862159
TOO SWEET ME

>>2862157

Just imagine a sentient meme walking into the wrestling ring and taking advantage of every exterior media to get over (like Ryder back when).

>>2862161
whaaaaaaaaaaaat?

>>2862160
I'm being serious tho. Was there a time where you just said "nope."?

>Stephanie is still injured from being pushed into a table

THE EMOJI MOVIE XDXDXDXD CANT WAIT OMG ITS GONNA BE LITTY AF

>In 2017 WWE, Not the Bullet Club proceeded to make the Broken Hardys happen again
BEST TIMELINE

>>2862164
me too, brah

>Emoji Movie

that old spice commercial

wtf?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNwywWQpUUY
Big CAW

>>2862161
Guy couldn't even cheat his way past the first round.

>>2862182

Drugs are bad.

>>2862178

I hope whoever shot that kitten video sues Sony.

>>2862175
When she was kissing you? GTFO nerd

Hey /asp/, can you handle a lil raunchy R-rated summer fun?

>>2862157
Just watch the first few broken segments and Final Deletion. It's great.

>>2862178
Vince can't keep getting away with this

Where is Matts titty wife?

>>2862190

Go away Rock.

>>2862183

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpZxikSKQJs

Which do you guys think is better, this shit new theme or his nxt theme?

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>>2862161
Stanton hitting ropes my dude

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>>2862159
right back at ya famm

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>>2862183

>>2862064
FOOT GODDESS

I really wish I was miz.

>>2862198
Half shouldn't have counted.

>>2862198
He is still out of the Derby despite his pitcher throwing pitches earlier than the rules allowed.

Stanton BTFO

>>2862188
Okay ttyl

Jeff still trying to paralyze himself I see

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>>2862183

>>2862196
They're both trizzash

They called him Brother Matt. It's happening.

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>>2862201
same dude. wonder if he's into that

Cole - "Wow"
great commentating!

>>2862190
Depends if it's litty.

BASED GOOD BROTHERS

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HARDYS BTFO

ITS HAPPENING. HARDYS GONNA BE BROKEN.

>losing to the Club

Whoa the good brothers got a win?

>>2862206
i love when you post his semon demon

>>2862209
Probably not.

>>2862209
pleb tier feet fampai

BROKEN BOYZ JOB TO NOT BULLET CLUB ON DEBUT

Club actually getting a W?! SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

>>2862200
>>2862206
kek

B R O K E N

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Matt heel turn incoming

Based Bullet Club

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OH SHIT. TOO SWEET ME HOOTSKIS!

And the Revival, pretty good stuff.

TOP GUYS
O
P

G
U
Y
S

GOOD BROTHERS WIN

>>2862209
He is. They joked about it on ride along

FUCK THE REVIVAL

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>>2862226
ABORT ABORT

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Can't catch the actual show for work reasons but did Vince finally get his head out of his ass and let Roman go heel like he should have ages ago or are they just pretending he didn't try to kill a man for a clean loss at the PPV because muh swole babyfaces?

TOP GUYS BREAKING THE HARDY'S

NO FLIPS JUST FISTS

REVIVAL BREAK THE BOYZ

ITS HAPPENING!!!

BROKEN MATT IN COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BROTHER NERO!!!!!

CODY SEETHING

>>2862208
They are full throttle brah

SAY YEAH

That was a well done knee, looked stiff

>>2862234
HOLY SHIT HE SAID IT

MATT GONNA BE BROKEN

BROKEN LOOKING CONFIRMED!

Are all these beatdowns what finally break the Hardy's?

VINCE DOESNT HAVE TO BUY THE GIMMICKS HE JUST REMOVES EM, ARENAS ARE FULL NO MORE TICKETS TO SELL, RALLY UP THE INDIES SEND THEM TO HELL

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>>2862229

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Revival just look like chubby numale Club's tbqhwy

Why would people's music play when they are running out as a surprise?

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This is it! They're breaking!

>>2862000
What is this from

Crickets for the Revival

>>2862233
I don't believe you, but I'm going to watch anyway in case it's true.

Holy shit I'm actually hype for Hardyz vs Revival

>yfw the fuck FUCK THE REVIVAL movement is to get them over as heels

>>2862233
did they do more than one? I watched one with them in it but I don't remember them mentioning it. Just him failing at French

>>2862251
I would go to a show for the first time in well over a decade just to see broken matt.

BASED MIKE

ALL THIS TREATS MAKE ME WHO I AM

>>2862256
The guy at gorilla position is in charge of the sound and sees them walking out. The show isn't run by chimps, just written by them.

WHO ELSE /HYPED/ FOR THE MIZZIES?

>>2862259
Broken Hardyz fina give them the rub.
Actual good booking incoming?

I haven't bought a wrestling shirt since the 90s but I think I'd buy a revival shirt. Absolutely GOAT

>>2862261
Broken Hardyz VS Revival.

If tonight really was the start of the Broken Universe/WWE equivalent then shits gonna hopefully get fun.

>>2862261
you must be brain damaged

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>>2862254
true but they can wrestle

BABY ALL THIS THINGS

>corey said sports and entertainment
Fired

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>>2862262

>implying the fucking REVIVAL could ever be face

I think that it was just to keep their names on people's lips until THE RETURN

Are the Hardy Boyz the only face team on raw?

ALL OF THESE THINGS BABY WHO I AM

>>2862152
keked hard

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I cannot believe it!

ALL OF THESE THINGS MADE ME WHO I AM ALL OF THESE THINGS MADE ME WHO I AM ALL OF THESE THINGS MADE ME WHO I AM ALL OF THESE THINGS MADE ME WHO I AM

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>>2862220
ya trippin fambo

>2017 wrestling match
ALL OF THESE THINGS

>tfw no pizza

>>2862275
you are a fucking retard.

>>2862283
you lying little shit

>>2862283
Damn...

>>2862283
How long did you spend photoshopping this? Because it looks like utter garbage, but hey at least it got you a (you)

>>2862270

Shirts on sale, only 10 bucks on wwe's site.

>>2862283
holy shit it's true

>>2862254
not going to lie I'd love to look like Dash Wilder

>>2862283
W E W L A D
E
W
L
A
D

>>2862283

Imagine making this and then posting it

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>>2862283
>Future endeavours

>>2862283
fake

Don't believe anything unless you read it on CNN

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JUST CALL THEM THE ENTOURAGE REEEEEE

>>2861938
Maryse looks amazing

i WANT to ejaculate on maryse

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MARYSE

God damn Curtis looks smooth

B A S E D

HOLY SHIT /asp/ BTFO

Three awards. Miz, Axel, Bo.
Maryse forgotten and gets pissed off.

I'm glad Maryse wasn't thrown away like they were leaning. Dat cleavage.

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Maryse

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>>2862292
Pretty long desu

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God I fucking love The Miz

if I see Ambrose involved with Miz one more second i swear I'm going to off myself

where the fuck is roman?

This Ram sucks

>>2862318
based

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>tfw you will never win a mizzy

Only Miz could make something this lame so interesting

>>2862309

>not ejaculating in Maryse and breeding white children

>you deserve it chants

YOU DESERVE IT

>>2862319
They weren't leaning. That was normal heel stuff and dumb ass Meltzer thought otherwise.

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JUST

Maryse just gave me the jizzies

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Are they beyond redemption? They were my favorite NJPW tag-team, they were great, this is unfair

What even is Bo Dallas new look?

YOU DESERVE IT
*CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

>YOU DESERVE IT

>>2862324
main segment. kurt is gunna be talkin about braun.

>>2862323
got a handgun ready?

crowd on point tonight fucking kek

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now you remember Damien Mizdow

Lmao I didn't even realize that was Bo Dallas, he looks so different

>>2862342

Half man gang

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>You deserve it chants at a fake awards show

>APPLAUSE
Goddamn I love this shit

>>2862338
Attendance is increasing, nice

>>2862341
Beat it......NERD.

>>2862342
The one glove gives me life

Deano plz save this shit segment

>>2862349
>>2862349
>>2862349
>>2862349

>>2862348
I bet he does too.

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so 3 matches in the first hour?

HERE I COME MAN! I WANT THAT TITLE AND BROTHER BO AND AXEL!

What an actress lol

>Goes from Mr Irrelevant to Mizzie award winner
How the fuck does he do it?

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is Maryse preggers or what's the deal with her tummy

Based Miz

>>2862352
The Slammys are back?

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>>2862346
I'm currently searching for my rope, I don't live in burgerland so the gun is not an option.

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>Maryse's chest

how much creative control you reckon Miz has? The writers can't like him THAT much to make only his segments not-shit

>>2862338
>watching a kids show hoping it fails
what a sad creature

This is kinda cringy

I want what Miz and Maryse have.

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I WANT TO STEAL MARYSE FROM THE MIZ AND HAVE MULTIPLE HEALTHY BABIES WITH HER

That sounded like NSYNC playing there for a second.

steve harvey incoming

I swear this Ambrose/Miz feud better be fucking over!

Applause faggots

How long is the Miz vs Ambrose feud going to go for? It has been going on for two years now

>thought dean ambrose as a joke before miz did
>miz says dean ambrose a second later
>almost went fucking apeshit and cancelled my network subscription

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>>2862341

They're comfy and getting paid without having to live in the Tokyo Dome Hotel. They'll wait until they're bored, and then they'll either go off script and get themselves over or go back to Japan. Whichever suits their mood better.

>they're still going with this fued

Ughhhh fuck this, Ambrose/Rollins vs Miz/Wyatt at SummerSlam then!?

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>>2857996

DINDU NUFFIN
DINDU NUFFIN

BASED PUPPY MONKEY BABY

Fight my byttles

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>>2862183
>RAM is stuck with this