RAW GAMETHREAD #1

BASED BIG DOG

do i watch this or the home run derby boys

SOMEBODY CANCEL MODERN FAMILY PLEASE

>Braun come to the arena, bloody, limping and muttering "Roman" under his breath
How hard do you mark?

>>2861593
Derb.

>>2861593
flip back and forth. I'm watching Ram, but I'm going to flip to the derby when stanton and judge are hitting

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First for SashA+ working me into a shoot

>>2861595
Worked

A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?

>>2861603
I have to watch a stream for both and my internet can barely handle one pixelized to hell

>>2861593
Derby
>fun, hip, cool, social
Sports-entertainment
>sad, pathetic, miserable, autism
What's the dilemma?

>>2861595
Better than Chrisley and his homosexual family

>>2861613
papa no puedo esperar a ver a A-Jota de USA Champ

>>2861613
Fierro pariente, arre con la que barre

>>2861611
FIGHT FOREVER

I fucking hate skysports give me an american stream you nigger!

>>2861621
*el

Not watching, watching the new alien film instead.

https://solarmoviez.to/movie/alien-covenant-20819/646970-7/watching.html

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>>2861613
here

damn brock was sweaty last night

>>2861593
DERBY HAS THICC LATINAS DANCING

>>2861613
>Falling for the brand split strategy

>>2861613
Acá papi esperando por ram el show B

>>2861635
>Not having fun with fake company wars

Who's ready for Roman to be treated 100% as a face?

>>2861629
Hope you pirating that trash movie.

>Raw has SashA+ and Based Big Dog

how the fuck did raw become so based

>>2861629
This shit is out on torrent. Quit acting like you've got some inside source faggot

>>2861634
pitbull is garbage my dude

>>2861638
*frantic* NoNONONONONO

Can't wait for them to gloss over Roman heeling it up.

>he was just being BADASS, not committing murder
>Braun NEEDED to be put in check
>let's not talk about it outside of it as a match

>>2861638
The fans will hate him even more than before if that's the case.

"What a loud reaction Reigns is getting tonight! The WWE Universe is really excited to see him!"

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>>2861642

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>get absolutely dominated by a monster among men
>suffer a fluke-loss in an ambulance match to protect my overall #1 star rating
>try to kill a heel in order to look STRONG
>will be portrayed as the FACE of the WWE.

this is MY YARD NOW

>>2861646
BUT THE DANCERS WERE NOT

>>2861638
alright after that promo there's no way he is still a face

how are they going to make Roman the face lads?

>title match now show to open the show

STILL HAVE TO MAKE ROMAN LOOK STRONG!

BIG ASS

JOBBER THEME

>>2861638
>I-I made sure there was a first aid kit in the Ambulance

So will Braun cost Roman the #1 contender match tonight?

BASED TERMINATOR CYBORG KINDA THEME

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THREE HOURS LEFT

That shitty music

Big Cass' theme is ass

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>>2861642
Pretty shit trole post. I rate it a 2/10. Try better next time.

>that shitty new music

Well at least they changed it.

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>>2861613
Acá papi con mis velas listas

Nobody cares.

THAT FUCKING THEME HYASHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHA

>Big Cass
Cringe

Small ass

What is this theme lmao

Big ass jobber

God, Cass theme fucking sucks. Was this really the best rhey could do?

how long until Enzo / Big Ass are released?

lads I got both streams going. don't spam the thread so I don't lag

I agree, bad theme

this gay ass theme

WOAT body does Cass even lift

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Who /Aaron Judge/ here?

>This theme
Once again what the fuck...Its literally TNA jobber tier.

>>2861679
CFO$ has been on fire lately but this one is really shit.

HOW YOU DOIN

so what is cass's gimmick now

>CASS IS A...BIG GUY
What did booker mean by this?

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>that new ring gear

dis nigga's voice is worse than Corbin

BASED CASS

>>2861691
He's tall

Sink or swim for Big Cassidy

Literally a muffin top. Big Cass sucks

Holy fuck, more like Big Stomach

>>2861686

Albino hills have eyes lookin motherfucker

Starting the show with Big Cass. Its like they want the ratings to tank

>>2861691
Manlets must die

Big Show incoming.

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who here /SMACK/

>>2861691
rat faced autist

>>2861697
and SAWFT

>still shots

Cass needs to get in better shape if he wants that push

based big dog

Did the show just jump 3 seconds for everyone else

>>2861705
Right here good brother.

>>2861705
>>2861705
>Reminder that hype bros feud starts tomorrow
Yamate!

>>2861709
Word. Right now all he's doing is getting Enzo super over

>>2861701
He looks like a mulatto face freak

Big gut needs to workout

That skip was weird

>inb4 inevitable Cass vs Show feud

>that glitch

That beatdown we'll be seeing more of enzo tonight

Ok you got heat for Cass. Whos he gonna feud with now? Do we have any faces on raw?

>>2861702

They figured they might as well get the boring shit out of way early. That way when people turn over from the HR Derby they'll stay.

>>2861711
Yeah, they must've censored something

Is Cass Test 2.0?

>>2861691
socially awkward bully

>>2861711
Yeah I was wondering if it was just my TV but yeah it did

>>2861711
yes

Haven't watched WWE since Wrestlemania 33. Whats happened?

>>2861686
/OURGUY/

tripfaggots take your trips off this is not leddit

>>2861711
Yeah RAM botched on USA

so am i the only who /glitch/ out there?

Why do I torture myself with three hours of this shit every Monday...

>>2861731
alright

>>2861711

I thought it was just my stream. USA network stream sucks ass but I guess its better than some illegal shit

>>2861724
yes

>>2861721

Big Show most likely.

Kek, you heard him guys. No dick riding.

>>2861705
Acá papi gringo

lol noone is supporting you cass

I can write a better promo than this.

TOTEM POLE

He needs to do roids if he wants to be the future of the World Wrestling Entertainment

>>2861705
Same. Just wasting time till preacher comes on.

>>2861711
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>>2861727
>>2861733
Same

>>2861724
Test was better.

>>2861724
Are his fans going to be called "Cassholes"?

WELLLLLLLLLLLLL

who's his first feud gonna be with lads?

Anyone else get Shatner vibes when Cass talks? Pausing after certain words?

o/u on the number rematches from last night tonight

WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW

also saw Dat /glich/

gonna be honest

Big cass is better than Ever on the mic, by a long way.

this has been one of the best big guy promos in a long time.

wtf i hate doubts now

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nuclear amount of heat
BASED

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>>2861705

Right here broski.

>I WILL HAVE MY FISH PLASTERED TO THE BANNERS

Why is it whenever a wrestler tells me not to like them that I start liking them? Is this why I'm single?

>>2861753
IT'S THE

WELLLLLL

WELLLLLLLLL

>>2861724
Test was far superior in the ring.

>>2861754
His diet

Big pops Show

CLOCKWORK

cass is just repeating himself

>Totem pole

>doubters

>I WILL

>Nobody

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>that BEEG pop

so like did cass's promo get pulled right out of one of the games?

>that pop for Beeg

what the fuck lol

Cass is now GOAT mic skills in the WWE

W E L L L L L L L

WELLLLLLLLLLLLL

>Cass is so shit Big Show actually got a pop

my sides

>>2861740
lol, it was fucking predictable...

BEEEEEEEEEEEEG

Big CM Punk

Ha ha time for Showkishi to put over then new big man. Might take a couple'a programs, but it'll happen.

am i retarded for being 100% sure it was kane coming out?

BEEG

Wasn't Beeg in shape like a month ago?

will someone interrupt him already

Based Cass

Yeah, that promo was leading straight to Big Show at the end

C L O C K W O R K

>>2861758
I agree, however it's sad that it was a pretty weak promo otherwise

NOBODY IS ALSO NAMED BIG -


WELLLLL

>Big GOAT saving us from a Big Fatass promo
BASED CLOCKWORK

>Beeg got a pop
FUCKING BASED

>I am 7 ft tall

but didn't Enzo say that he's over 7 ft tall and you can't teach that?

Solid promo by the big guy

>>2861775
>he wouldn't pop for beeg

How big is Big Shows penis?
Imagine Big Show and Braun Stroman giving Alexa Bliss a dp

>>2861786
Yes.

is big show actually the world's largest athlete or is it a work

BEEG BEEG BEEG BEEG BEEG

>this pop

Fucking Cass looked like a moron talkng down to Beeeg

>>2861788
He's still in better shape than case the state of this lanklets upper body

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where's joe/brock/roman/braun?

>>2861799

obviously he wasn't taught it.

>Cass is half a foot shorter than Big Show
Kek

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

>>2861780
He's a good hell... by now.

>>2861799
Thats only kayfabe hrs actually 6'10

So after this feud is big show going to get one last tag run with enzo before retiring?

lmao show with some jiu jitsu

>cass buried already

Zzz

BEEEEEEG POPS BEEEEG SHOW

Cass might be tall, but there's nothing intimidating about the guy.

BASED BIG CHANTS BEEG

>"I'm 7 ft tall"
>noticeably shorter than big show
what did Cass mean by this?

Big Show. Anaconda choke!

>big show vs shaq never
was there every more of a missed opportunity

>>2861803
>"Bah gawd! She is broken in half!"

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Show looking real jacked baby.

Crowd is /MARKY/ tonight lads

Gonna be a good show

>>2861810
Based fatass

It makes me happy that Beeg is getting a good reception. :3

Well, Show DID say that if he had to show up, he wanted to get used. That's the best use they've had for him in ages!

>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THIS """"""""""FIGHT"'''''''''''''''

Cass is a weird promo

He sounds convincing but his face looks like a scared kid

big show is over

>>2861817
Kek that was some shit

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C L O C K W O R K

>>2861810
Based KO working his kids into a shoot.

>>2861824
Thank shaq for that

>>2861824
Austin pussying out on Hogan. 18+ detected

Godammit i always mark out when Show does scientific wrestling shit,

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When will Jeff get his face paint back?

>>2861835
Nice addition

>another chickenshit heel

>>2861835
I missed this shit

>>2861835
Like clockwork

Big shoe is building a new star.

>>2861838
Nobody cares about those midgets brother

>>2861824
The black man knew he just couldn't compete with the BWC and refused to show up. Can't be helped.

>Balor vs Elias Sampson
Wew

>>2861824
Sting v Taker

I bet Undercarder taught Big Show that jiu jitsu before he stranded him in the desert

did finn even have a match last night?

what a no name.

he no MAJA RAJA

is Strowman finished with the Big Dog yet?

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>Elias jobbing to that manlet tonight

>>2861827
This. Where's this based crowd at??

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>Punjabi prison match

>Big Show
>Big Cass
>Big E
>Big Dog
Vince is really into Big guys

3 hours left

>>2861841
Who is this semen demon?

>>2861617
And yet you're still here anon...we all are.

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Can't wait for the Punjabi Prison match.

>based Drifter about to job

Not fun.

>>2861853
They should have him join the cruiserweight division. Then we can have Cruiserweight King vs Demon King

>>2861856
Houston.

>>2861864
Her name is Weeb Drawing

>>2861852
SO I SAID, BROTHER PAUL

>>2861860
FOR YOU

>>2861867
POO

Why is Scott Stamford? Where is Cathy Kelly?

>>2861867
Based Poos hitting the gym and getting a clue

>>2861878
IN

>The Drifter will never finish his song

BASED AF DRIFTER

I cant tell if this nuclear heat or xpac heat

Why is there a singing gimmick on both RAw adn Smackdown? What the fuck

>the drifter and Double J will never team up

> mfw i left houston last night and missed raw today.

Driftcuck please go back to Orlando where your meme shit worked

DUDE JILLIAN LMAO

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>mfw I thought he was going to ask "WHO'S BETTER THAN KANYON?"

>>2861887
Why would there NOT be? Think about that.

>>2861871
Thanks lad. And El Vagabundo is honestly one of my top 5 things in wrestling when he can actually sing his song.

>>2861887

Smack's is just a lazy jobber gimmick

>>2861890
Roosterteeth cuck pls go

When I hear the tune of Elias's guitar, I tune out of my TV and browse my smartphone :^)

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>>2861886

Nuclear, because he actually gets reactions, not just BOOOOOOOOOOOO~

It's mostly cheap heat, but he still gets heat.

what is finn baylor's gimmick??

>>2861886

>muh X Pac heat

Literally no such thing if you're a heel

Why is Finn Ballor excluded from cruiser weights?

\o/

>>2861903
twink fuckboi

>>2861903
Gay manlet

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I AM SICK OF THIS TWINK ON MY SCREEN EVERY WEEK POPPING HIS COLLAR LIKE AS IF HE'S HOT SHIT. FUCK FINN BALOR. FUCK THE WWE FOR HIRING HIM.

>the Demon Midcarder

how does a cruiserweight win the universal title?

Bullet cub fighting daddy Samson.
JUST......

>>2861903
Gay stripper.

\o/

>>2861903
sexy twink

>>2861903

Manlet Fonzie wannabe

>>2861903

Bullet Club Boyo

>>2861904
There is if people literally just change the channel

>>2861909
WORKED

>>2861905
He's Hatich fuckboi

\o/

>>2861880
Meltzer hinted that Cathy gives Finn good luck blowjobs before every match

They sold seats this week. They are actually showing the other side of the arena

Who HR derby and RAM here

>>2861903
Homosexual cruiserweight who identifies as a heavyweight

>Balor Club
I still don't know what they mean by this

>>2861903
crotch shot

>>2861884
Maybe one day he and Aiden will be the musical show at Wrestlemania instead of some fag like Pitbull.

Tony Nese with long hair, M I Rite?

tfw you realize finn's jacket collar is in the shape of his logo

>>2861903

Like Liefeld with Deadpool. Pretending he was a major part of making the bullet club big.

If Finn had Sheamus's skin tone, he'd be Finn Pallor

>>2861911
You have a match at Mania then ask for your release 3 months later

>>2861918

They'll only do that if they're indifferent

>>2861905
Why is Kalisto?

what a fucking geek balor is

What's a Balor Club?

cole pls take a shower

>>2861937
Or if they are incredibly bored or irritated

is it just me of does Samson look like USSJ Seth Rollins?

samson's finisher should be called the Samson Option

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>2 hours 35 minutes

It's "wrestlers" like Finn Balor, and fans who cheer him, who are ruining the business.

>>2861941
A club full of fags.

>>2861940
>what a fucking greek balor is
ftfy

Samson has the physique of a champion, yet he's jobbing to a twink.

>>2861941
a gay pub in ireland

>>2861941
It's a nickname for the gay community.

>>2861949
Oh you wanna cry to mommy?

>>2861957
left is such a qt I wish I could talk to girls lads

>>2861960
yes?

>>2861930
Did you just blow my mind?

>>2861957

What the fuck am I looking at here?

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>>2861948

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>>2861962
I wish you could too, Anon.

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>>2861963
Come here!

>>2861957
Why they have beak shape nose

Anyone ever seen hotter chicks then out in Southern California? I have heard Eastern European chicks are hot but from my experience they are just skinny and have fucked up teeth.

Plz help.

>>2861957
who are these girls with Whoby Riot?

>>2861960
Your mommy cried my name alllll night last night

>>2861976
Beautiful women are everywhere, you just have to go out and find them. Beauty lies in the beholder though so you may find them in a certain place more than the others.

>>2861950
unironically laughed out loud

>>2861856
>>2861871
Boston.

>>2861965
they gettin dogged out nigga. did you not know about these? white girls like seeing their friends get blacked for the first time.

>>2861976

thats not a word

Graves is burying Booker hard tonight

>>2861949
I like most manlet wrasslers but Balor is shit. He was even shit in the indies.

What's the status on the broken gimmick lawsuit? Its gotta be close, right? Matt was going all "DELETE" during balls of fire, and even did the "DELIGHTFUL" thing. That's gotta be good news?

>>2861972
Who dis