What would a Big Van Vader wrestling school be like?
Teaching you how to shoot because you can't actually wrestle for shit
>>2861334
Smelly. Very smelly. And the shitter would always be full.
Really clean and modern inside with good equipment in there but the place reeks of onion rings and bengay
>>2861334
It's an acting school and you basically get a guaranteed role for boy meets world
>>2861334
Day 1: students come in and Vader is fucking dead on the floor
Jimmy Ocean takes over the school
eating cheese and crying.
>>2861370
Day 1(evening): Jimmy Ocean immediately raids Vader's fridge for pork faggots. There are none.
Constantly walking in on Vader taking dick pics in the bathroom.
>>2861378
Day 2: no one has taken Vaders body out, it's just standing there rotting and smelly, Jimmy knows Vader was a faggot so he eats him
>>2861403
Day 3: The class learns what a worked shoot is
>>2861470
Day 4: Jimmy is passed out from drug use, class watches some japanese wrestling in hopes of learning how to put on a 5* match, 2 students break their neck preforming a pele kick to the outside of the ring, with theatrics
>>2861506
Day 5: the class learns how to pay a hospital bill with a hot dog and a handshake
>>2861732
Day 6: police come in to inveatigate the disapearance of Vader, but Jimmy as already hid the body in his stomach, still, he blames Mr. Anderson
>>2861868
Day 7: Anderson is in holding without bail for the disappearance of Vader. Jimmy brings the class by to show them the fabled Arm Bar through luring Anderson into a handshake and wrapping his arm around the bar
There'd be a stretch clinic on the second floor and a House Of Ribs and Chinese Food on the ground level.
Day 8: jimmy walks in and delivers a meth fueled punch so strong it erases this timeline and he returns to the jimmy ocean wrestling school thread.
>>2863848
Kys
Getting stiffed while dodging random potato chip debris from Leon's massive man tits
>>2861334
Damn he looks a lot different.