Kingslayer versus eater of ass.
How do they avoid bleeding these days?
You kids know this is fake right?
who /carm/ here
zzz
Hows the match guys?
I despise nothing more than suicide dives
>>2854248
If Seth loses to Bray, is it checkmate for atheists?
the commentators are so fucking annoying holy shit.
also this match feels like a tv match
What's everyone snacking on?
I might order some wings from Pizza Hut soon.
>>2854260
blood thinners
>*licks nigger lips*
>BIG D!
>*white bois share uncomfortable silence
Literally wtf did Booker T Washington mean by this??
GOODNESS GRACIOUS GREAT BALLS OF FIRE
I did some work in the Bridgestone Arena in Nashville, setting up some of the lights the WWE use during the show. Most wrestlers I had any interaction with were cool guys.
Except Seth Rollins. He has to have autism or some shit. While I was trying to set this shit up, he wanders over and starts asking me how much I think he can lift. I mentioned I've seen videos of him deadlifting nearly 500 lbs, and he starts bragging like "Damn right, I did that for reps son!" Then started trying to challenge me to a fight, which I tried to downplay as not being any match for him and having work to do, which got him to lay off.
THEN he points at a light bulb and asks what it is. I'm there explaining what a light bulb is to a grown man. He asks if he can hold it. Before I can tell him to be careful and that these bulbs aren't cheap, he has already dropped and broken it. He just paused for a second before running off. Nice use of a $25 light bulb.
Ambrose saw the tail end of this circus and apologized for Seth, saying he's just a weird guy. No kidding.
>>2854265
F A B A L O I D E A T H E R A S S
>>2854280
Has Michael Cole always been as bad as he has been lately?
Fuck im hungry bros
What snack can i make thatll go good with wrestling?
>>2854287
I just put some fish sticks in the oven
>there are yuropoops staying up until 5am to watch a show designed to trick american children into buying teeshirts
>mfw
Why is Booker being so sexual???????
>>2854305
Caffeine, lots of it, might keep you awake through this match.
>>2854305
>ketchup in the fridge
>peanut butter in the fridge
>pepto bismol in the fridge
bad news, lads, the betting odds swung from Based Bliss to The Hoss right before the PPV started
Who /jimmyoceanwrestlingschool/ here?
Bray vs Seth
Give me Seth Rollins vs Drifter and have the drifter go over clean as a sheet.
>>2854287
Nacho with queso and bacon wrapped cocktail hotdogs
>>2854305
mix up your peanut butter with your katsup
>>2854305
Slather it in this shit, batter and deep fry baby.
this is cringe
> eating a pan fried steak
guys steak aint that expensive go get some.
>>2854260
They are all LMD's.
WYATT WON
anybody's audio out of sync?
>>2854314
I don't believe this nobody had reached that level of pathetic
>Booker T on commentary
>>2854303
>implying cole was ever good
>>2854318
wtf
WTF
That was anticlimatic
Also I am out
JASETHY BURIED
ATHEISTS BTFO
>>2854318
Go back please
>state of Jasethy
JASHETTY BTFO
fat dirty wizard wins
damn i lost my predictions
HES THE EATER OF AAAAAASSSSSSSSS I TOLD YOU KEKS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2854312
get rekt kido
WYATT WON
WHAT'S GOING ON?
>no kiss
gay
>losing to bray
LOS
> bray wyatt actually wins a match
maybe it is a new era?
>>2854335
did not expect
>>2854333
What cut?
LET ME SHOW YOU JUST WHAT
I'M
MADE
OF
>>2854324
Sasha will win by DQ so the feud and our boners can live on
>>2854318
Ganzo Bomb.
>Poke to the eye
>Can't kick out
>>2854341
He wasnt this bad though was he?
>>2854287
>mom put too much mayo in my tuna, cheese cube, pasta, tomato, celery and olive salad
>this is bitch single handily ruining my great balls of fire
SETH BTFO
>BRAY GETS A WIN
Well there goes the predictions.
Can Bray ever win clean?
WTF BRAY NEVER WINS WHY THE FUCK OF ALL MATCHES DID HE WIN THIS? GOD DAMNIT IM GOING TO LOSE MY BET NOW
>>2854287
I'm thinking tendies here soon, lads.
>>2854370
lol
>>2854333
>$27 a pound ain't that expensive
pls donate
>>2854318
Lollins is officially buried
ATHEISTS BTFO
>>2854318
/o/ here
>It's a heels win every match PPV
Bray actually won?!
What the fuck am I watching?!
>SEFF BURIED
fucking lol. shit match.
>>2854341
I liked his commentary shit posting on diva matches.
fuck jojo get a push. vince seems to love people that cheat on their spouses
Since when did a thumb/rake to the eyes become a big match changer?
>>2854324
It's going to be a DQ win
>>2854357
YOU SAID IF HE WINS CLEAN YA DUMB FUCK!!!!!!!!! He gouged the eyes if you didnt watch.
Why tf do we keep getting new treads 10 minutes after each other? Fucking pointless.
>>2854318
she looks happy
Did Bray win to an eye poke?
BASED BRAY
>Naomi has purple gang make up
>Mace Windu has a purple lightsaber
>Ballas wear purple in San Andreas
>Purple drank
wtf did black people mean by this???
>Charly
C O L O U R S
>>2854375
Nigga Bray was one of the biggest favorites
>Bray Wyatt, former WWE champion
Oh, yeah, forgot about that...
>>2854394
The Goddess deserves to keep the title.
>>2854333
do you put worcisherehghere sauce on that shit
>that end
i dislike bray even more now
BATTLEGROUND = A real ppv name for a real American hero...
BASED AJ STYLES!!!
lol two guys that have fought for the WWE championship of the world at Wrestlemania were curtain jerking the Great Balls of Fire card
>>2854325
day 420: Beat Jinder Mahal for the IC title at When A Man Loves A Woman & smoke copious amounts of meth
>The coloreds tell their story
WTF WWE
Rate my supper.
It looks like they took the Battleground logo on a Color Me Rad run
>the absolute state of wwe
>>2854314
I have nothing else to do.
American NEETS stay up until 4am too, but they have no live ppvs to watch.
>>2854397
LET ME HAVE MY MOMENT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE
Does anyone give a shit about the Hardeez Boi until they go broken which will never happen?
>>2854377
That's what you get for betting on Jasethy
>>2854324
OH FUCK IM GONNA SWEEEEEEEEEEEP
>>2854418
Is this a famed munchie box?
>>2854411
She's shit
>>2854421
>Color me rad run
Wanna know how I know you're gay?
>>2854423
enjoy it
>Bray winning mostly clean
I just hope this garbage feud is over.
DELIGHTFUL
>>2854366
kekkeroo
DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE
>DELIGHTFULLY
SOON...
>promoting capeshit
>>2854418
fat/10
>matt keeps teasing broken
>still not broken
Why
>>2854418
Why the fuck would you want everything to taste like onions?
>>2854377
>BRAY NEVER WINS
He literally won the WWE Championship belt this year.
>>2854418
>G-GUYS HE SAID DELIGHTFULLY. I-I TOLD YOU THEY WERE BECOMING B-BROKEN AGAIN
anyone surprised that Rollins/Wyatt put on a pretty swell match?
Who /mattitude/ here?
>>2854418
would look good if it wasnt for the shit its covered in
>>2854418
Oil/10
Why are they emphasizing broken shit? I dont watch anything except WWE
>>2854418
you gonna be in a sleep coma my nigga
>Bray wins to an eyepoke
>Fued continues
does bray winning confirm he's laying pipe to jojo?
>>2854265
F A B U L O U S
I've always been a fan of Carmella and her goat tummy.
>Big Ass
Over or under 5 minutes on this match?
"Unbroken" Hardys? Bigger FAIL than Rollins career.
>>2854448
No. They're both phenomenal workers
Knew they'd put on a good match. It's the lead up that was so fucking shit
>>2854424
I know its hard for you to be wrong but when you say, "MFW Braid wins CLEAN"
and I say , "lol if you believe that"
lemme ask did Braid win clean? Yes or No? Because thats what you said... not me
>>2854447
Man, stop getting worked.
>Enzo and Cass
>a promising team
>friendzone a-boring
>this right here is bland ass
This Enzo and Cass thing is shit. DIY did it better before them.
release enzetty
>>2854430
Does anyone care about this trash?
alright /asp/ over under 2 botches by enzo
>Be Enzo
>Try to sleep with Lana
>Get buried
>Be Bray
>Cheat
>Get pushed
wtf wwe
My problem with this feud is the same problem with Lesner vs Owens. I don't find this shit credible.
Also, why was Corey Graves so into this shit??
MY NAME IS ENZO AMOREGAY
AND I'M A BONAFIDE V AND A CERTIFIED CU.CK
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.
AND THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS IS BITCH ASS.
AND HE'S 3 INCHES LONG.
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.
BADA BOOM. REALEST FAGS IN THE ROOM. HOW YOU DOIN?
THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE OUR COCKS, AND I'M GONNA SPELL IT OUT FOR YA
S A W F T
>>2854423
Buy him a Lego set to thank him
>promising team
>>2854473
over
> 118 people eliminated
44 people remain.
What could they possible do in this Enzo vs Cass match to make it good?
>>2854418
A fellow Scot staying up until stupid o'clock for this tonight?
BADDA BOOM
SADDEST GUY IN THE ROOM
>>2854476
>Queers
What did he mean by this
>that single tear
>>2854444
quads confirmed the extra onions have ruined it
>>2854461
I like Carm too, but after years with Big Cass... tappin dat poonanny is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
>>2854450
Who's this cute boy
>>2854476
kek'd heartily
>>2854473
They match will probably be very short and only be a couple of minutes so I predict two botches
>>2854480
Holy shit
>>2854482
kill vince mcmahon
literal mandrama
>>2854480
>>2854431
Because I'm not so autistic that I can identify things even if I don't like them?
>>2854480
Still in it!
>>2854480
>118
That's a big number
>>2854480
LOL
>>2854487
enzo is love
>>2854480
>i have enzo instead of cass selected
wtf is wrong with me
Do people seriously like the Hardy Boy'z'?
I never have so im curious
Who /wagecuck/ here?
>tfw work tomorrow morning
Bray and Seth put on a decent match tb.h f.am
>>2854483
>>2854423
I mean, at that point, why stop him? Just enjoy it.
>>2854480
LOL 118 people picked Jasethy?
>>2854500
4 u
>>2854480
>Based Bray cucking people out of a clean sweep
>>2854500
It's Bray.
>This is one of the last times, if not the last time, you'll ever see Enzo on PPV again.
Press f to pay respects.
>>2854473
One by Enzo and one by Cass, neither particularly bad.
Calling it, Hardyz are breaking up this PPV
>>2854506
>Unironically being a wage cuck
>>2854506
yeah but not till midday sissyboi
>>2854480
Damn, elminated the first time i do this. Oh well.
>>2854480
Yasss slay. How many people actually bet on Seth ffs?
YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK
>>2854480
:^(
always lose on the second fight
>unironically watching wwe in 2017
why?
>>2854480
I'm confused, seemed pretty clear Bray needs a win while Seth doesn't.
Cass get a new theme tonight lads??
>>2854480
we're so fucked
>Editing out the part where Cass had trouble picking up Enzo.
>>2854524
Look at you
If Enzo loses...where does he go from here? He's never held his own once.
So are they going to do half a promotion each??
SAWF
>>2854524
To piss you off
Do you guys mark out for this Jersey Shore shit? Really?
>>2854516
idiot.shave your neck.
big casshole sign
>>2854524
CUZ WE A BUNCH A KEKS
AND YOU CANT TEACH THAT
>>2854533
Comedy jobber
I can't stop crying. Please stop this match from happening, Vince.
Enzo is so over
>>2854514
?
[Citation Needed]
>>2854524
CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
Enzo still over like a million bucks too.
>>2854532
manger for guys who can talk
>chicken scratching
...i-is Enzo's gimmick a rooster??
>>2854480
i dont know what this is.
I thought it was obvious wyatt was winning
>>2854536
>he didn't shit post in /js/ threads on /sp/
get out normie
>>2854480
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2854539
>watching 205 live
>>2854547
Gobbledeegooker return confirmed
>>2854546
I could live with this.
>>2854547
He does want to fuck that chicken
>>2854536
I mark out when your mother gags on my bbc.
Enzo speaking to the children...
>>2854548
predictions from the /asp/ predicts thread
>>2854318
Same board, waddup
1- Team Enzo
2- Team Cass
VOTE!
>life ain't fair
I'm just hearing about this now?
ENZO IS SHOOTING
Enzo is about to get BTFO.
Does Enzo have a story for every tattoo or does he have a tattoo for every story????
>THE
>ULTIMATE
>THRILL
>RIDE
Enzo has to be the guy to tell kids that life isn't fair in 2017 quoting Sinatra and shit
Big pop for Enzo t b h
>>2854476
love it
I swear this dude Enzo reminds me of Dennis Rodman.
>>2854561
you're a big cass!
>>2854561
Enzo
>>2854418
Literally kys compared to mine fampai
holy fuck is this promo bad
>>2854572
Noted
>>2854333
threw it away already, id say medium quality. i dont have a grill so i dont waste my money on the top stuff, but i make it good.
the fuck is this nigger talking about
Is he a queer?
my wifes son is crying because enzo and cass were his favorites.
What am i supposed to tell him...poor kid...
>>2854566
checked
CASS STOMPIN' DREAMS
>>2854579
He's quoting a song nobody knows.
>>2854561
bitch ass
>i dont sleep because my real life has become better than my dreams
who the fuck wrote this shit
>>2854561
1. Cass is nothing without Enzo, not the other way around.
>Enzo redpilled
>>2854578
Domino's?
END THIS PROMO
How big do you think Cass' dick is?
>>2854579
Props to Enzo because this shit would've been even worse from 99% of the roster.
END IT
Worst... promo... ever.
Nice job Zo, now I want that bitch Cass to murder your ass!!!
is this just another episode of RAW?
>>2854579
oh you can do better faggot?
Has anyone just completely stopped selling in the middle of a WWE match?
Odds in Beeg saving Enzo after the squash?
OVER
AS
FUCK
...i-is this promo coming to an end??? We're like in the second minute at least...
I do get the genuine feeling that Enzo is legitimately upset. He's doing a great job selling this feud 2bh.
>>2854561
Hobbit
>>2854596
fair enough
inb4 he loses
>40 minutes in and only one match so far
which one's gonna be the squash then? this one?
This promo sucks great balls of fire
WOAT promo
CM PUNK!!!!!!!!!!
CM PUNK!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2854584
MY WIFES SON
>>2854569
this is literally Vince putting words into his mouth
He's about to get fucking squashed
>>2854611
yes
Who the fuck is this Blue Eyes?
>all these oldie song references
bueno
>>2854584
tell him to get worked, kid.
Press F for Enzo
>>2854561
1 let's go memenzo
PURE KINO IF BIG CASS JUST RUNS IN AND BIG BOOTS, 1 2 3
>>2854611
especially since the tag has to go 30 mins
>he's still talking
>>2854605
faggot
Enzo is over as fuck.
>>2854588
I member it from one of the Tony Hawk vidyas
>>2854611
Truthetty is getting buried by Basedust.
DAMN ENZO!
killing that promo
his acting is pretty good
Anyone else hope Enzo actually wins?
Holy shit, this is one of the worst promos I have ever heard.
>>2854584
>wife's son
C U C K E D
U U
C C
K K
E E
D DDDDDDDDDDDDD
>BIG ASS
>>2854619
65+
lol what is this garbage theme
>>2854606
Well yeah, he knows his career is over after this match. You'd be sad too.
BIG CASS
BIG THEME
>WWE about to squash one of the few over wrestlers they have
top l@l
NEW MUSAK
bitch ass entrance
the state of this music
>generic theme song for big cass
state of this music
Who said Shitzo is good on the mic?
>>2854601
Undercarder
This theme
ahahaha
NEW THEME
This theme is shit
>THE CITY OF BIG KEK'S THEME
Rate Big Cass' theme
>>2854633
I'm curious to see how is he going to win
Is this a rehashed Alistair theme?
What the fuck is this theme? Is Big Cass the new P R O T O T Y P E?
wtf this theme is aids
>all of that
>gets squashed in 2 minutes
>new theme
Well I guess Cass is wining.
Wtf is the music?! This theme is garbage.
>Heel turn
>Waste chance to change gear to hide his horrible flabbiness
>Give him a horrible solo theme song.
F For Cass and his career
this just in big cass released by wwe
what a generic theme lmao
>>2854655
Forgettable/10
Squash incoming.
Big dimes Cass bury this jobber
phil is here
Cass needs to get rid of that gut
BIG CAW
BIG TEETS
>>2854655
soft
Shittiest music in a while.
>>2854595
I don't know but I wanna watch him tear Carmella
RIP ENZO
>this suckass theme song
JOBBER MUSIC
If they removed the weird dubstep from it itd be good.
I actually really like that theme
It fits cass well
>>2854655
bitchass/10
B I G C A W
>>2854619
Dean Martin, but he ironically had green eyes
>edrones itt will and ARE defending this RIGHT NOW
>>2854654
I bet her boobs look weird
>big blue eyes
>massive heel
Wew
>>2854480
Based
whats his finisher?
>>2854588
18+
Even money that Big Show shows up and beats down Cass after Enzo loses.
EVERYBODY STOP BULLYING BIG CASS RIGHT NOW
>>2854655
CAW/10
>>2854638
even 65 year olds were babies when frank was relevant
>that theme
C U C K A S S is fucking DONE
>>2854561
i want it to be enzo so that my picks dont get fucked but its probably gon' be big ass
>Cass new theme
is this 98 WCW?
Upon hearing this new theme for Big Cass, I have contracted AIDS. There just wasn't enough time for HIV sadly.
>>2854688
LOL he talking about Frank Sinatra ya dumb kid
BIG CAW
>>2854619
Johnny Cash
>>2854655
shit/10
Imagine the promo Enzo will cut on Neville next week.
>>2854689
>wasting your time to talk shit on "edrones"
wew lad don't make it so obvious
>>2854619
blue eyes white dragon
big ass
i mean cass
hes thicc
>>2854689
RENTFREE
E
N
T
F
R
E
E
>Booker being a heel on commentary
what the fuck is he doing?
>>2854687
They're both CAWs, to be fair. Only Enzo is what you get when you select RANDOMIZE ALL.
>>2854741
SEETHING
>>2854619
Frank Sinatra
>>2854677
Dubs confirmed
Impressive heat.
TYBC
JUST
MEMEZO ABORE BTFO
What the fuck was that
10 bucks says this shit feud continues on RAM
actually not a bad theme now that I hear it the second time.
>>2854709
you just got worked into a shoot
DIXIE IS SO HOT
yo this angle documentary looks great. I wanna see this for real.
>>2854707
Haha I thought the same thing! Generic music for anyone not in the NWO, Hogan, Sting or Flair.
god 22 more minutes of this borefest?
>turn a nice moment into a cringe IS HE OKAY MOMENT!?
>continue the segment by burying two wrestlers
What a fucking waste of time.