Book his main roster debut

>>2851971
Why is there cum in your moustache?

>>2851993
Worked. He got a friend to cum on his face to trick you guys into thinking he's gay

>>2851993
Cuckter has signs of bad hair structure. I'm 100% sure his moustache will never connect with his beard

>>2851993
It's grey.

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>monday night raw
>fandango is dancing
>Carter debuts, and challenges him to a match
>loses clean
>jobs to Curtis Axle, Zack Ryder, Gold dust, Dean Ambrose, and the rest of the jobbers in WWE
>gets off TV for a few months, people wonder if he's even still employed
>he shows up occasionally to dispell those doubts, but he just jobs to random people
>he's used as filler in the royal rumble
>down to him and Roman, winner fights Brock Lesnar
>Carter is standing outside the ropes, and hanging onto the top rope
>Roman goes to spear him off of the ring
>Carter's knee aches because of his severe weight, and he crouches down a bit
>Roman misses him, and flies outside the ring
>Carter wins the Rumble
>Vince is SEETHING
>Roman vs Carter at Fastlane, winner fights Brock
>Roman is booked to win
>Roman tries to spear Carter
> bad athleticism causes Carter to stand there, and not sell at all
>crashing into him, Roman breaks his neck against the behemoth Carter
>Carter gives CPR to Roman, but gets the pin
>Carter vs Brock at Mania
>Brock is squashing Carter
>clones of Carter, wearing different costumes all surround the ring
>they call each other by each of Carter's tripfags
>they smother Brock to death, but Carter isn't disqualified since technically only Carter is hitting Brock
>Carter wins the Universal Championship at Wrestlemania
>debuts his stable of Carters
>Carter is uninteresting, non-white, and can hardly speak or do anything athletic; therefore, he gets the universal support of smarks
>Carter merch starts to sell, and Vince likes Carter
>Carter retains his title all throughout the year
>at elimination chamber he is eliminated, and Jinder Mahal wins his championship; they book a rematch at Wrestlemania
>"The Shitpost vs The Poo"
>by this time Smarks lose interest like with anyone after they're champion for a month
>everyone is booing
>the arena falls into the earth, and is flooded with water
>God smiles as he flushes Carter, Jinder, and Smarks into the flaming loo

>>2852200
BASED

>>2851999
lmao that's why i love this site

>>2851999
>friend

Uhh, are we talking about the same guy here?