BASED

>>2850153
pls let this happen, I need my KEKs

>>2850153
SEETHING

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HYPE

There's a point where this just starts to be a real bad look for him and I think he's passed it.

>>2850153
Based Alberto

>>2850153
Based big bucks Xavier

>>2850153
He's not wrong.

>>2850153
Can he be anymore JUST?

LMAO at all those drones getting WORKED

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>>2850153

>challenging six men to a fight

¿Qué quería decir con esto?

Why does he want to fight them?

>>2850171
He passed it ages ago. He's a drunken midcard primadonna who can't stop bitching because Haitch left him eternally BTFO.

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>yfw Big E takes him up on the offer and alberto pussies out

>new day
>no balls

Pretty sure I saw two when Xavier was plowing Paige. Sounds like he's just mad she got BLACKED back in the day desu

>>2850187
also curious. why is this spic so bitter?

>>2850203
They brought up Xavier banging Paige on Smack

>>2850153
This is so pathetic.

>>2850153
This guy is just the worst.

>>2850203
From the New Day/Uso rap battle:

>Yo Big E, let's just keep it PG, you know what’s good
>Just don’t get all Rated-R like your boy, Xavier Woods

Paige wasn't even actually mentioned, and WWE even edited the line out of later videos, but Cuckberto is so thin skinned and bitter he was bound to throw a fit over it.

I'm betting on a Kofi victory as the sole survivor of his team

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5 stars incoming

if they do show up alberto beats the shit out of them, guaranteed.

>>2850153
Who would win in a shoot fight? Gaytch or Del Rio?

>I'll be at my restaurant

LMAO

>>2850267
Del Rio has a decent MMA record IIRC, Triple H used to fuck Chyna at her most muscular so it'll be close

I would enjoy seeing Gaitch with his gigantic nose broken to be quite honest and the New Day lynched

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>>2850183
If you count ALL the participants in the rap battle that's 21 men + Triple H. Nigga really going to fight 22 men?

based EL JUSTO

how can del rio continue doing these things

Fucking kek, the spic is butthurt that Paige got BLACKED on camera because she is a whore. I wonder how bad he beats her because of it.

>>2850153
Does he not have heat with Vince? He never brings him up when he goes off on his usual tirades

>>2850288
Vince is barely involved anymore

>>2850288
Vince loves him

Thought he was money, which is why he was brought back for big money

>>2850267
del rio would destroy him easily

>>2850188
Well bitching about Haitch is one thing but talking shit about other boys in the locker room is like. What the hell did they do to you?

>>2850303
Fucked his fiance

I honestly hope Big E fuck this salty spic harder than Xavier fucked that slag Paige.

>entire lockeroom goes to his restaurant for lunch

>hey xavier I'll be spending the night in the restaurant so you and paige will have the house to yourselves come by after and I'll buy you a drink

>>2850321
cringe

>>2850279
And yet, jim cornette only got pissed at chucky t for doing actually fun spots at a small show

>I'll be in my restaurant

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>>2850153
>tfw El Patron is baiting Haitch and The New Day to come because he hired a Mexican mafia gang to slaughter every one of them

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>>2850305
This is a good post.

>>2850288
Based Vince would kill him in a shoot, damnit

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>>2850188
>>2850303
Yeah, at this point I doubt he even gives a shit. Everyone's got something to say about him, and Alberto El Pendejo is hardly original.

Not to mention Haitch is the one that made his fiancee, Paige El Putana, the undefeated NXT champion and had her debut on the main roster by winning the women's championship. He obviously lost face with Vince over Paige's repetitive fuck-ups, even though she got the world on a silver platter.

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Wrestlers like him and a lot of the older talent really prove that the real marks are always in the ring.

>>2850342
Hi Alberto!

>>2850370
Damn, never thought I'd see Mayuri on this board

>>2850187
Who are "them?"

>>2850202
kek.

>>2850276
Underrated post

told yall this dude hates rollins because seth fucked paige in developmental.

dude is petty af

I live in San Antonio

>>2850363
>implying La Emé would do anything for a cuck like Del Rio

Please let this happen and hope a San Antonio Anon record this
>>2850169
How many stars will the Taco Shop Tango receive from Meltz?

>>2850153
Alcohol Del Rio is pretty funny to watch from afar, but I hope he gets help soon.

>>2850420
Money talks

>>2850153
What the fuck is his problem?

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>>2850153
will they be there to back him up?

the absolute favela of del cucko

>>2850443
Yeah, and I'm sure an independent, freelancing, professional wrestler is just swimming in cash.

we need one of those mad men "i dont even think about you" edits with hhh and del rio brehs

>>2850466
He's rich

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>>2850153
Sorry, but unlike his fiancee, he can't handle multiple men at once.

>>2850443
And he doesn't have enough for them to do a contract killing in public, in the middle of the day for a fucking wrestling beef. It's almost like you don't know anything criminal organizations that are mostly concerned with selling drugs to broke brown people and blacks.

>>2850466
hes always been well off im pretty sure. got a huge contract from wwe on return.

pretty sure he gets paid a lot for working for combate americas.

>>2850474
KEK

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>>2850474
Shit, wrong picture.

>>2850474
JUST

WTF me gusto Alberto ahora

>>2850473
He's not that rich. You're an idiot.

>>2850477
Too bad it all goes up Paige's nose

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>>2850474
GOT EM

>>2850153
Why even open a restaurant in San Antonio? Half them are fronts for drug dealers.

>>2850499
>Half them are fronts for drug dealers

gee i wonder

>>2850499
You answered your own question

>>2850153
Holy shit it's real.
Del taco got fucking worked.

>>2850499
Because ADR and Paige would NEVER be involved with drugs.

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>>2850499
why would a coke addict with a coke addict fiance need a drug front

>>2850509
El JUSTO and his chav fiance touching drugs? never

>>2850487
>not rich
>donated 10k to an orginization 2 months ago
>just bought a huge house to be built for him
>bought paige an i8
LMAO

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>>2850521
Context retard, he's not rich enough to hire one of the largest, deadliest criminal organizations, whose highest ranking members are either in supermax or federal penitentiaries, to commit a public killing. You're a fucking idiot.

>>2850521
EL JUSTO spending money like a nigger, broke within 2 years. Screenshot this.

Alberto Del Cucko cant watch SDL without seeing the guy who fucked his slag .

>>2850534
Especially on someone as important as the second in command of WWE.

>>2850474
FUCKING OBLITERATED

>>2850537
He lost a lot of money from the divorce his wife won the case

I though Dorito and Paige split up last week and was getting divorced. Why does ADR give a shit they mentioned the Paige shit ?

>>2850537
Probably. He'll end up burning bridges at TNA like every other company.

>>2850723
They broke up for one or two days.

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>>2850474
How will Alberto Del Taco ever recover?

Man, I'll never understand betas like Alberto DelJusto. When dudes fuck your girl... it's HER fault, not theirs.

If you're gonna stick with dat hoe, you best be prepared to eat some Ls.

>>2850769
>eat some Ls
Good post up until that nigger shit, go back.

>>2850279
Is that Ziggler standing next to Kofi?

>>2850279
holy shit the usos look like fags

>>2850777

Shut up Anon DelJusto! I'm gonna fuck YOUR girl and make her eats some Ds (Dicks, Dumps, and Deeeez Nuts).

>>2850857
>more nigger-tier shitposting
>>>Reddit

>>2850868
>doesn't know how crossboard links work
Found the reddit trying to fit in
>>>/killyourself/

>>2850857
>Del Justo
"Del hoosto"
What did you mean by this?

anyone else think this is just promo for the restaurant?

>>2850153
ADR GETTING WORKED INTO A SHOOT

>THis is a tna chamP

wtf

>>2850208
sauce?

>>2850183
He thinks hes an anime superhero kek

>>2850521
What young wrestler is going to buy his new house in 2 years?

>xavier buys it

>>2851309
.....watch smack

>>2850171
>expecting a spic to act civil

>>2850303
BLACKED

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>>2850153
>risking getting beheaded by mexican cartel affiliates

For someone who wants nothing to do with WWE, sure does talk about them a lot still.

>>2851425
Has Buritto gone off against Roman Reigns in any capacity?

>>2851435
He called him Basado Perro Grande in a shoot interview.

>>2850192
Offers food on the house.

When will Triple H be found beheaded by the Mexican Cartel and the video posted on /b/?

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>>2850276

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>>2850474
Nice

>>2850623
He probably can't watch any wrestling without seeing at least one guy who has.

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>>2851496
paige puts on music and he probably cant help but think she fucked one of the band members

>>2850276
kek

>>2850474
Neither can she, that's why Maddox had to sit back and watch.

>>2850267
I'd put money on Haitch. Dorito has a glass jaw, and I've seen trips wrestle a match with a torn quad.

>TNA had this guy go over based Bobby

>>2851446
What the fuck does that mean?

>>2851446
kek

>Newday and Usos fight Del Rio in a fight
>Del Rio wins
>Trips
I've got this
>Vinnie Mac
No... we must make Roman looks strong.
>A powerful OOOOWAAAAAAH is heard in the distance along with the ramblings of Michael Cole
>Alberto
What?
>Roman
Ayyeessir, sufferin' suckatash, OOOOOWAAAAH!
>Alberto promptly jobs to roman

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>>2850153
To be honest, it would be funny as fuck if they all showed up and beat the ever loving shit out of Del Taco. He's just asking for it. But yeah, never gonna happen since WWE wrestlers fear Mexican midgets.

>>2850153
>The "pride" of Mexico and your face champion

>yfw the cartels decapitate Paige because so justo tries to get them involved with this petty shit with semi high profile targets that doesn't affect their business

>>2850153
J U S T
U
S
T

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>>2852280
Please. If there is a god, let it happen.

>>2850153
>Throwing you career away for a coked up slut who literally fucked most guys on the roster before she got to you

Sometimes I feel almost sorry for how pathetic Alberto became. Almost.