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Also for you New Japan fags what do you think of your champions?

>>2848101
>1th

>>2848117
Nips were never good at English I guess.

>>2848096
>Bork
6/10 wish there was a more active champ, but it's Bork
>BMJinder
10/10 big poppa poo bringing it to you
>Bliss
6/10 ehh
>Naomi
7/10 same as Bliss but better ass
>Miz
?/10 we will see, at least it's off Dean
>AJ
9/10 couldn't wait till the next televised program?
>Cesaro and Sheamus
5/10 should be competing for singles titles
>Urban Uces
7/10 Bringing the hood to you, what you gonna do?
>Neville
9/10 point deducted for Neville being stuck in Cruiserweight hell, fucking let the guy Red Arrow Bork and give him the universal title
>Dunne
7/10 great wrestler but why is this a title?
>Roode
8/10 solid
>AoP
8/10 points deducted for NXT tag being a barren wasteland
>Asuka-chan
Sit on my face/10 also we may finally have more talent in the NXT women's division and she can finally put someone over

>>2848096
Brock good
Jindr good
Alexa good
Naomi bad
Miz good
AJ good
Cesaro & Sheamus good
Usos good
Neville who cares
Britain who cares
Roode who cares
AOP good
Asuka who cares

>>2848117
Lol

>>2848096
WOAT

>>2848101
GOAT

>>2848096
WOAT-tier except AJ and maybe Brock
>>2848101
Decent, War Machine are great

>good
Bork
AJ
Cesaro and Sheamus
Usos
Neville
Dunne
>meh
Miz
Roode
AoP
Asuka
>shit
Bliss
Naomi
>WOAT
Jinder

>>2848117
>this is the company that suppose to be superior
Kek

>>2848101
>Great tier
Asuka
Neville
Styles
>Good tier
Sheamus and Cesaro
Dunne
Roode
AoP
>Meh tier
Brock
Naomi
Miz
Usos
>Shit tier
Jinder
Bliss

>>2848101
>1th

>>2848096
> (((Bliss)))
BEST
Everyone else is an anti-draw goy

>>2848389
cringe

>>2848096
Both the tag champs are fine, none of the other main roster champs really make sense. The NXT champs are perfect.

>>2848096
What it should be:

Universal: Samoa Joe
WWE: Kevin Owens
RAW Women: Bayley
Smackdown Women: Becky Lynch
Intercontinental: Finn Balor
United States: Sami Zayn
RAW Tag Team: Gallows & Anderson
Smackdown Tag Team: Breezango
Cruiserweight: Noam Dar

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>>2848433

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>>2848433

>>2848096
Cringe
Meh
Good
Cringe
Good
Goood
Cringe
Meh
Good
Who?
Bobby who?
Dont car
Dont care

>>2848101
GOAT
BASED
GOAT
Who
Who
Who
Cringebucks
Who, who, based ibushi

>>2848219
>that suppose to be superior

Look who's throwing stones...

>>2848433
>becketty
lmao fuck off

>>2848450
BUSHI isn't Kota you dumbfuck

>>2848101
>WWE has 13 belts for 4 different shows
>NJPW has 8 for one
>people will complain that WWE has too many belts

>>2848096
>Bork
Good but parttimer
>Jinder
Shit with a little bit of shit on the side and a piece of shit on top
>Bliss
Fine.
>Naomi
Ok but whatever.
>Miz
Based.
>AJ
BASED as fuck.
>Sheamus/Cesaro
Keep getting better, surprisingly ok with it
>Uso's
Meh. Never liked them much.
>Neville
Based.
>UK Champion
Who?
>Roode
Based.
>Authors
Big fat meh
>Asuka
Good. Should be allowed to go full Kana.

>Bork
Based, but needs to be around more.
>Big Poppa Poo
Based
>Bliss
Eh.
>Naomi
Eh.
>Miz
Based
>AJ
BASED
>Sheamus/Cesaro
Eh. I'm bored of them and the Hardys
>Uso's
Never liked them.
>Neville
Based
>Dunn
Eh.
>Roode
Based
>Authors
Cool, I guess.
>Asuka
Eh.

>>2848101
>Okada
BASED AS FUCK.
>Tanahashi
BASED.
>Omega
BASED AS FUCK.
>Suzuki
Good.
>Kushida
Good.
>Rowe/Hanson
Never seen them. Beards/10.
>Bucks
Funny as fuck and good in the ring
>6 man tag thingy
Who?

>>2848473
>Stamford Wife has chip on shoulder

Their situations aren't even remotely parallel

>>2848096
HOW CAN NEW JAKEKS EVEN COMPETE!

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>>2848096
>Vanilla Gorilla
Who?
>Mahal
Based Poo still working the smarks.
>Bliss
Queen of RAM, no one can touch her.
>Ass Goddess
Given how the belt is customized with strobe lights right now it looks like she'll be holding that belt for a long time.
>Miz
Still pretty based but that new faction is going to drag him down.
>BMAJ
GOAT, no other United States Champion from any promotion can touch him.
>Shesaro
Based, shame about the tag division though.
>Usos
Based, Smack's tag division can still be salvaged.
>Neville
Get out of that division ASAP. It's dead. Title is meaningless.
>Dunne
Good wrestler. Meaningless title.
>Roode
Time to drop it soon.
>AoP
Based af.
>Asuka
Drop it already.
>>2848101
>Okada
Based, meme all you want but Okada is in contention with BMAJ for wrestler of the year. Made me mark out like a bitch when he carried Omega through that last match.
>Tanahashi
Naito was better. ;_;
>Shitmega
WOAT
>Suzuki
Don't care.
>Kushida
Pretty cool.
>War Machine
Mastodons done right. Sad that there will never be a War Machine v AoP match now.
>Young Cucks
WOAT of WOAT's
>LOS
TRANQILLO
>>2848433
Terrible

>>2848485
>liking the young bucks
>not knowing LIJ
Reddit is that way kiddo

>>2848498
>New Japan's top champ is Okada
>WWE's top champ is 3MB's Michelle Williams

>War Machine > Cesaro & Sheamus
>Young Buck$ > Roman's bag-carrying cousins

>Tanahashi > MIZ

>>2848499
AJ isn't even close to wrestler of the year. He's done nothing to deserve that title. It's easily Omega or Okada

>>2848101
I keep hearing about what a god Tanahashi is but he looks EXACTLY like the Korean lady that cuts my hair

>>2848548
That's his gimmick silly.

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>>2848536
>He's done nothing to deserve that title.
Same could be said for Omega.

>>2848548
You're right, AJ isn't even close to wrestler of the year. He's more like wrestler of the decade. The real wrestler of the year is actually Johnny Mundo. He's tearing up the Mexican lucha libre scene right now, and he isn't sucking Meltzer's dick and receiving hyper-inflated star ratings.

>>2848096
>E-Drone

>>2848101
>Okada
Prob sucking gedo's dick a lot to get that long title reign, very good athlete and performer nonetheless
>Tana
Based
>Omega
Also Based, i like the old attire than the new ones though
>Suzuki
at first i hated him, but after reading his history and watching his MMA and older matches, he's really rubbing-it on me.
>Kushida
okay i guess, probably his last reign before began passing the torches to younger guys with Taguchi
>War Machine
sigh i wish honma was not injured so we could get a really based GBH vs GOD like in last year Tag League Finals.
>Bucks
well they are really nice guys and i hoped the best for them
>LIJ
probably going to hold the 6-man belt until they are disbanding

>>2848676
>Calls someone an E-Drone
>Proceeds to talk about only NewJapan
What did he mean by this?

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>All this people hating on based Suzuki

Literally kill yourselfs he is like the Undertaker of NJPW a legend bigger and more important than most of the roster combined

>>2848096
never on tv so he sucks
don't watch smackdown
qt
generic
based
faggot
don't care
why do they act like niggers
irrelevant jobber
literally who
he's in WWE??
literally who
fap material

>>2848631
Isnt Mundo holding 3 different belts at once in Mexico right now?

>>2848578
Except two best match ever contenders in the same fucking year. Dumb edrone

>>2848826
>is a meltzer drone
>unironically calls others drones
oh child...

> Bork
Great champ but bored of it now, give it to Braun or Joe
> Jinder
Warming up to the meme
> Miz
Great champ, keep it on him for a while
> AJ
Based as fuck, what can you even say
> Bliss
Why does everyone worship her, shes like a 4/10
> Naomi
Fuck off with your light up belt you dumb nigger, nice ass tho
> Beard boy and bald man
Who cares, give it to Luke and Karl
> Cryme Tyme
Warming up to them as well
> Neville
Way above that division, if anyone else were to have the title it wouldnt make sense
> Dunne
Seems like a decent champ but wtf is that belt even lol
> Roode
Bring him up to the main roster already
> AoP
Dont care
> Asuka
would eat ass/10

Styles is the only main-roster singles champ that isn't a joke.

>>2848096
>brock
I don't care about him being on Raw or not, I just wish he'd defend on every PPV.
>jinder
As far as entertainment and unpredictability goes it's great. Devalues the title, though.
>bliss
Really good. Don't want to see her hold it as long as Charles though.
>nay nay
Fine. Nice to see a babyface woman get a decent run with the belt. Her recent promos have been abysmal though.
>miz
Okay. Not bad, not good. Feels like the status quo for the IC belt.
>AJ
I guess we'll wait and see.
>Cesaro & Sheamus
They were so much better as faces.
>Uces
Pretty great, hope they don't drop the straps to New Day.
>Nev
Best Cruiser by a mile, should retain until someone worthy comes along.
>Peter
From the one match I've seen of him, really good.
>Roode
Mostly just an entrance theme. His matches have been boring.
>Autists of Pain
Botchy shit. I'm all for a monster heel tag team but these guys need another couple of years development.
>Asuka
Based but her reign is getting dull. Not entirely her fault as they gutted the divison in the draft. Don't dig her as a heel. Hopefully she drops it to the other Jap chick instead of Boon.

>>2848096
Neville > Everyone

>>2848101
Suzuki > Everyone

Did Owens get hurt? Not like WWE to do a title change at a house show. I bet the pop was huge: one because AJ, two because that shit rarely if ever happens.

Appropriate, Nia and Charlie need the red and blue titles, imo.

Looks good except for the negress, That UK guy looks like a huge step up from that queer they had before as champ, and I don't watch NXT

>>2848892
that or hes winning UC tomorrow after samoan joe has exhausted brock

>>2848909
Tyler Bate is weird. He has an awful look and looks like a twink but he's strong as absolure fuck. The look just doesn't suit him like it does Gentleman Jack.

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>>2848826
>being this much of a Meltzer mark
heh

>>2848774
>naomi is generic but bliss isn't
kek

>>2848839
Kys weeb

>>2848096
Authors of Pain are GOAT

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>>2848891
>Neville over BMAJ
Anon...

>>2848498

For some reason, i read that as New Jack, and chuckled at the thought.

>>2848499
Best taste on this board.

>>2848096
>Brock
fuck off
>Jinder
based
>Lexi
BASED AS FUCK
>Naomi
eh
>Miz
based
>AJ
WE SOME SOUTHERN BOYS
>Cesaro and Sheamus
Split them and make a team of Cesaro and le fat OHNO man, but yeah based
>Usos
Based as fuck after the rap battle
>Kang
Best champion in WWE now despite holding the shittiest belt
>Dunne
Based as fuck against Bate
>Glorious man
looks like a proper champ
>AoP
proper monster team
>Oscar
eh

>>2848433
with the exception of dar I could see ALL of these happening before the end of the year