>fucking cringe Is Triple H autistic?

>>2848033
>stealing Omega's gimmick

NJPW living in Stamford wives' heads rent free

>>2848039
Who is that beta bitch boi?

>>2848039
>NJPW
What is that? No. I don't think Triple H likes anime.

>>2848039
>tfw Terminator Genisys was a fucking flop so there won't be a Terminator 6 and Kenny won't be able to do his own tie-in at Wrestlemania 35.

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>come to stoplight at an intersection
>pic related pulls up in the lane to your left
>you can hear his dadrock blaring
>he looks over at you with an anime grin
>"hey kid, wanna race THE GAME?"
>*revs engine*

>>2848033
No, but WWE forced the promotional shit on him since he and Arnold are BFF's.

>>2848039
>2015
>Omega was still a midcarder and didn't wear the half-mask

>>2848048
Triple H

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>>2848068
hop out of my car and proceed to suck his dick right there at the light

>>2848068
>they call me THE GAME not because I am THE GAME but because I am THE DAMN GAME

>>2848033
Triple H is last wrestler giving us kino at Mania

>>2848033
What wrestler isn't autistic?

>>2848068
I'd say "STAY IN YOUR LANE OR I'LL BEAT THAT NIGGA ASS."

>>2848078
back to plebbit kenny

>>2848087
>emmastone

>>2848033
It's supposed to be cringeworthy. It's part of the gimmick that he's incredibly full of himself.

>>2848087
Fucking file name.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57030ae970e3d

was it kino?

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Never noticed there are 13 skellington dudes. I suppose each one is represents one of his title reigns before that one.

>>2848193
Would have been more bad-ass if each one was holding the particular belt design he carried in those reigns.

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>>2848147
>>2848177

>>2848193
hurrr
durrr
ya think?

>>2848198
Or some indication of the person he beat. Like a Mankind mask on one, the Rock's sunglasses on another, maybe another dressed as Taker.

>>2848193
>being proud of winning 13 championships in a fake sport where your father-in-law decides who gets to be champion

>>2848230
It's a character, ya dummy.

>>2848193
Fun fact, Nakamura was one of these guys.

>>2848225
Man that would've been great. Like Taker at 31 had a coffin for each of the dudes he beat.

>>2848033
No, he just have to feed his huge ego, nothing special.

Cena's special entrances were far less cringe than HHH's shit

>>2848307
Like having someone else drive a mustang through a sheet of sugar glass?

>>2848033
He's on the spectrum for sure

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>>2848068

>>2848033

RuRu shitted all over this garbage with his tank entrance.

>>2848316
The one with the soldiers was far worse

>>2848057
They're rebooting terminator. Arnie still involved. Nice try though.

>>2848033
This was actually great, but it would have been much more suited for when it got dark. It looked kinda cheap and underwhelming in the daylight

>>2848068
>Sorry, grandpa, but... is that a fucking trycicle? lmao

>>2848033
>>2848068
Triple H is so cringe worthy nowadays.

>>2848068
>Nice Mario Kart tricycle nerd, your daddy buy that for you?

>>2848033
I think it's kind of admirable how much of a mark HHH is for himself. At least he cares about wrestling.

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>this thread

I'd rather have goofy shit like this than the bland UFC-lite snoozefest that is modern WWE

>>2850331
>had actual bullets in the machine gun

i mean it was probably a work but i was thinking in the back of my mind that he might turn it into a shoot

>>2848033
He's been nothing but cringe his entire career

Anybody who calls themselves 'the king of kings' of the 'cerebral assassin' obviously is on the spectrum.

>>2851633
>cerebral assassin
That was JR, you fucking mark.

>>2848033
You have to be austitic enough to want to be a pro wrestler.

>>2848068
I dont race dorks.

No, that just looks really cool to the target audience, which is people less than 10 years old. No shit you think it's dumb. The whole thing is campy character based half naked oily men fake fighting. Thats hardly fucking cool now is it.