Book a better Wrestlemania 34 card than this. (Protip: you can't)

>>2846438
if you were going to copy and paste the G1 USA format you at least gotta give me some multi man car crash matches to open the show

4.5/10

cringe

>>2846438
>Only one match that actually sounds like it could be decent
What did he mean by this?

>>2846438
ITT NJPW books WWE

>>2846447
kek. Which one?

>>2846438
This makes me want to fucking vomit

>King of the Ring at Mania
>Not a tournament where the winner gets a title shot at SummerSlam
I just don't understand you.

>>2846765
It's its own honor. A title you can't later lose.

>>2846438
>2 days
>still booking a man for your SD womans title
>gaybull and jordan still on the roster
>sinske v aj not main event
What a shitty WM that would be

>>2846438
>asgooka on the card
WOAT. Replace her with PeyPey

>2 days
fucking kys

>>2846808
>implying Big Momma Pump wouldn't finally get her revenge and walk out with the belt

>>2846810
PeyPey would cuck the horsetties later in the card. Learn to read.

>>2846815
So many fans complained that having a 1-day 7 hour show really took it out of them. They were so exhausted, bored, backs aching, that by the main event they don't even give a shit any more. Even Austin and Keller agree that splitting it would be better.

To save even more time
>no music, no celeb shit
>much shorter video packages
>no jobber battle royale
>no jobber ladder battle royale
>no Undercarder entrance, no Undercarder match
>no Haitch entrance, no Haitch match

>>2846438
shit card. piss off you fucking mark

>>2846438
Gay.

>>2846827
>">no music, no celeb shit
>much shorter video packages
>no jobber battle royale
>no jobber ladder battle royale
>no Undercarder entrance, no Undercarder match
>no Haitch entrance, no Haitch match"

Good suggestions except for the video packages, I don't watch RAM or Smackdown and neither do a lot of fans and usually the video packages are based. No need to play them multiple times though. Overall >>2846438 was bredy gud

>>2846438
You seriously think a TWO DAY Wrestlemania featuring a fucking bracketed tournament is a top tier WM card?

Nigga you retarded

>>2846438
This is the shittiest card ever thought

Kill yourself

>Roman Reigns wasted on the IC match
>John Cena wasted on some random gook
(lol

Tis a good thing smarks are never in charge of anything in the WWE.

Stick to bingo halls, high school gyms, barns and leave the booking to actual professionals.

>>2847064
>Roman Reigns
>wasted
what's there to waste? Though I will say OP's idea of booking heel vs heel for the IC is dumb

>>2846815
>>2846897
Isn't WM already like a two day event due to NXMeme Takeover?

>Smackdown Tag Titles
Gallows and Anderson (c) vs idk
They're now part of the new Balor Club, they're not trying to be quirky heels, have a 'don't give a fuck' attitude. The roster has been in a quick decline, but maybe American Alpha. Need a baby face duo
Gallows and Anderson win
>Unified Women's Title
Carmella cashes in on RAW earlier in the year because she's afraid DBry will strip her of the title. Causes huge complications which resorts in a tournament being held and the titles being unified for a cross brand women's division. Semi Final on the pre-show. Finals Asuka vs Sasha Banks
Asuka is still "undefeated" (on the main roster) at this point, still a tweener, potentially swayed more towards a face. Sasha Banks has been heelish.
Sasha Banks wins with an unclean pin
>RAW tag titles - TLC
Broken Matt and Brother Nero vs Authors of Pain (c) vs ??? Vs ???
Dont know who the other teams could be, don't know who wins
>IC Title - TLC No DQ
Samoa Joe vs Dean Ambrose (c)
Joe wins
>Balor vs Rollins
Both have wanted to be in the main title picture, complaining that Cena and Reigns are always taking places they shouldn't be in any more. End up with a feud to prove dominance.
Balor wins
>US Title
Bobby Roode vs ???
Roode is a solid heel, but I'd like to see him against Rusev. If he couldn't work as a tweener because BAD FOREIGN MAN, then djm
>Nakamura vs AJ Styles
AJ is also part of the Balor Club, which hopefully has a new name, and has tried and failed to recruit Nakamura who remembers what they were in NJPW. Rubs AJ the wrong way
>WWE Title
Owens (c) vs Zayn
Zayn wins the rumble? Don't like him much but the levels their feuds could reach is easily something marketable.
Zayn wins. Corbin cashes in to be the new champ
>Universal Title
Cena vs Reigns (c)
Reigns wins. Cena shakes his hand after the match. The Rock appears for WM moment. The
Balor Club, who do whatever they want and don't stick to a single show, interfere and beat the shit out of them. They take the title.

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>>2846438
>Dana Brooke

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>two day wrestlemania
Delete this thread right fucking now. Before Vince sees it.

>>2846438

Pre Show
>Andre Battle Royal with every one left

Team Raw vs Team Smackdown
>Alexa, Nia, Mickie, Dana, Emma Fooooxxxx vs Becky, Carmella, Naomi, Thicki, Lana, Tamina

Main Show

Grudge
>Sami Zayn vs Kevin Owens

Spookyboiz
>Bray Wyatt and Broken Matt vs Jeff Hardy and Demon Finn Balor

Winner Chooses Raw GM
>Shield vs Samoa Joe, Triple H, Big Cass

>Cruiserweight Ladder Match
>Neville(c) vs Rich Swann vs Brian Kendrick vs Cedric Alexander vs Drew Gulak vs Mustafa Ali vs Jack Gallagher

Raw Tag Titles
>Good Brothers(c) vs The Revival vs Sheamus/Cesaro vs Tozawa/Crews

US Title
>John Cena(c) vs Baron Corbin vs Rusev vs Luke Harper

Raw Women's Title
Sasha Banks(c) vs Bayley(Winner of Women's Royal Rumble)

IC Title
The Miz(c) with the Miztourage vs Heath Slater (Emotional build to Slater's first singles title win)

Smackdown Tag Titles
>New Day(c) vs Fashion Police

Universal Title
>Brock Lesnar(c) vs Braun Strowman(Winner of Men's Royal Rumble)

Smackdown Women's Title
>Charlotte(c) vs Natalya

WWE Title
>AJ Styles(c) vs Shinsuke Nakamura