Admit it, you tried to do this at least once.

I actually do it every day in the shower

Gets me fired up to get my day going

>>2845724
What year was this? I thought H was in sloppy shape during the spinner belt era.

>>2845731
This.
Just curl your tongue enough to collect some water on it and huff with all your power.

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>>2845733
No, after his return in 2007, his body was tight as a fucking gimp suit. He was also a lot leaner than he ever was before. This picture in the OP though was in 2008.

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>>2845733
Here is what 'based Hunter' looked like after the Signature Pharmacy scandal bust around 2007.
Really gets the ol noggin knockin..........

>>2845751
That was like 2010, when he wasn't wrestling regularly or getting tanned.

>>2845756
Nope

Would do the water spit at pool parties withbmy cousins. Triple H was over as fuck in the early 2000's pre reign of terror and pre-Evolution.

Also other autistic wrestling stuff I do in real life is superkick door in my house to close them.

>>2845764
Yes it was

>>2845814
I'll walk up and hug my GF from behind. It's adorable...until I spin her out and go for the Rainmaker.

I'll also randomly hit the Orton pose. Feels good.

>>2845824
No

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>>2845756

Pic related is from 2003, but idk if that one is from 2010.

>>2845833
I do the Orton pose all the time. It does indeed feel good man.

>>2845724
I like to play Triple H's theme on guitar and sing the vocals in my highly exaggerated Lemmy impression.
>TOMTA PLAETHA GHEIIIIIIIIIIM
>Uhuhuhuhuhuhu
*guitar riff*
> ISS ALLABATHA GHEIM, ANHAYA PLAYID
>allaba guddrole
>ANNIFYAGA TAYGID
>IF YOU LIKE TO GAMBLE I TELL YA I'M YOUR MAN
>YOU WIN SOME, LOSE SOME, IT'S ALL THE SAME TO ME
That's the same song, right?

>>2845911
Protip: all Motorhead songs are the same song.

"Once"?

>>2845916
*Motörhead

>>2845724
Trips is a spitter

>>2845724
Used to do that in Middle school with a bunch of my friends while waiting for P.E. to end

>>2845850
He probably got of the juice like macho man when he wanted kids. Look at the date when trips got fat and when his kids were born

>>2845963
Aside from during his first quad injury, he never did steroids. He even talks about letting himself go because he was on the road so much and was suffering from various injuries at the time (like during his matches with Goldberg and Steiner). That's also why he's so dedicated to staying in shape nowadays, since he's not constantly traveling and performing.

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>>2846045
>Aside from during his first quad injury, he never did steroids

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>>2846045
>he never did steroids.
>WWE cult members unironically believe this
LMAO

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>>2846066
>>2846071
>Being this upset when Hunter can naturally achieve the ideal male body when your indie manlets have to pump themselves full of steroids just to get top-heavy and then murder their families

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>>2846147
>and then murder their families
They just had to tap out, but they didn't wanna do it.

>>2846147
You are a legitimate cluesless mark if you think HHH hasn't been packing on the HGH and anabolic steroids for years.
Why do you think he cannot produce a male heir? That is by far the biggest red flag that he is a raging roid monkey.

I do it to this day.
As a kid. I'd do it constantly at the pool to the point that I got over af with all the kids there because they recognized it and would make me teach them.

However, Haitch really bellows out a huge mist, I can only muster a third of that.

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>>2845850

>>2846220

He picked the right time to form a stable with Batista. I bet even Flair didn't look that bad.

>>2845744
>>2845751

It's easy to avoid the wellness policy when your the top of the food chain. Of course then he got caught by the feds

>>2846232
I almost feel like he saw how everyone had a better body then him and scrambled to bring in Flair to take the focus off........ he was wrong.

>>2846210
Steroids have nothing to do with the gender of your offspring.

>>2846269
No he didn't. He was explicitly one of the few people that weren't on the list of wrestlers buying steroids. Fucking Funaki, Chavo, Hurricane, and Edge were on the list and Triple H wasn't.

>>2845724
>tried
I did it perfectly the first time and every time after, it's not hard.

>>2846197
https://youtu.be/5IG_CnvJxbA

>>2846666
BAW GAWD THROUGH HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE CHRIS BENOIT IS BACK FROM THE DEAD

>>2846220
What the.....
Was he trinking at that Time?

>>2846773
He had a ton of injuries, so he went a couple months without working out. It's also why so many of his matches were shit during that time.

>>2846210
>being this clueless about sterons

Confirmed for never making it. Go drink some more sips.

>>2846220
JUST

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The dyke teacher yelled at me for doing this during our terry fox run because she said i was wasting water and spitting was disrespectful

>>2845724
do it all the time when i swim

>>2848495
To simulate being a fat whale better?

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>>2845731
>Putting tap water in your mouth
>Under this government's assurance
>Shiggymiyamoto

>>2847520
Did you cut a "YOU SEE TEACHER" promo and then bury her class?