>TURN IT OFF

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>WE'RE LOSIN' MONEY

>(there it goes, money walks)

>WE'RE LOSIN' MONEY

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I SEE NO LINES IN THE STANDS

TIME TO FIND OUT WHO WE CAN

LOOKIN BACK TO SEE ALL THOSE FANS

RUSSOLUTION

RUSSOLUTION

SEE MY NIELSOONNNSSS CHANGE

NO ONE EVER DRAWS A DIME

BUT YA KNOW TV14s THE GAME

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UUUUUUMMMMMMM

WHO IS THIS GUY?
(aww baby cmon)
WHO IS THIS GUY COMING DOWN NOW?

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>>2844546
>*wrestling boom shatters*

>>2844675
10/10

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TURN ON TV, IT'S THE MIND OF A MANIAC
DOOMED TO KILL THE RATINGS SINCE I CAME OUT THE NUTSACK
I'M A BOX OFFICE MONSTER, FILL EXECS FULL OF TERROR
THEY SEE BANKRUPTCY IN THE MIRROR

BLAAT BLAAT, THAT SUCKS
WHEN I GRAB MY SAWN OFF, TVs GET TURNED OFF (OH NO)
>HOUR ONE
TRASH MY MOTHERFUCKING SET
>HOUR TWO
VIEWERS THROW THEIR SCREEN OFF THEIR DESKS

I GET A FEELING WHEN THEY REMOTES GO CLICK
ON THEIR WIDESCREENS, THEY PRETTY KEEN NOW IT'S THEIR BEDTIME
ANOTHER BLAST FROM THE RATINGS BOMBER
CRASHING NUMBERS LIKE I WAS DALY CONNOR

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*fans cheer*

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>>2844675

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ITS MEH DAY

YES IT IS

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>sound of 10 obese NXT fans cheering

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I'M HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD MOTHERFUCKER

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>>2844867
more like Dolph T H I C C L E R

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>>2844546
>TURN IT OFF

STUPID IDIOT!!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEmdccVJGWw

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>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP

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AAAAAVEEERAGE

I CAME TO DRAW
NO DIMES TODAY
TIME FOR YOU TO STAND ON UP AND LEAVE

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>>2844546
>ON THIS DAY, FANS ARE SNEERING, NO ONE PAID TO SEE ME FIGHT

>>2844686

*stockholder confidence shatters*

>>2844546

>Not TURN IT DOWN

Noodlehead

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*ding*

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*BUSINESSMAN HOWLING IN PAIN*

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YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH
SOME ARE BORNE TO DRAW
SADLY THAT'S NOT ME
I WAS BORN TO JOB AND MAKE THE OTHERS DRAW THEM DIMES
SOME ARE BORN TO DRAW
I WAS BORN TO GET BANNED FORM JAPAN

>>2844713
My favorite one

>>2844943
Laughed out loud at this

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>>2844546
>Sell it
>Hold off
>Indebt
>Exclude
>Liquidate
>Don't Buy
SHIELD

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*Ice cream truck jingle blares*

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WHEN THE RATINGS COME CRASHING DOWN AND YOU DRAW NO DIMES

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>>2845000
"off" is phonetically closer to "up" and also carries the insinuation that the viewer is turning the television off

>>2844663
Were HHH and Batista off-cycle here?

>>2844943
Does he say "BRAUUUUN" during his entrance or is it just a primal scream?

I like the idea of a scream but I wouldn't put it above Vince telling him to "Just get out there raise your arms and scream your name, that'll get you over big fella"

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*guitar riff into bankruptcy*

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*Jalopy sputters*

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*Ratings drop indefinitely*
Yeah. It's comin' down

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*Money spontaneously combusts*

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SNOOOOOOOOOOZE

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*Ambulance rushes to save dying ratings*

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KEEP GROANIN' GROANIN' GROANIN' GROANIN'

YOU'VE DONE IT NOW
HIRING ME WAS A BIG MISTAKE
I CAN'T ALLOW THE RATINGS GO UP LIKE THE OLD DAYS

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>>2849381
of course i forgot the fucking pic

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No-oh-oh-oh-ohh
Nooo-oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh-ohhh
No-oh-oh-oh-ohh
Nooo-oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh-ohhh
(PLEASE GO!)

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>>2844546
YOUR RATINGS AND YOUR SUBS HIT THE GROUND LIKE RAIN

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HEEEEY MAN
WE CAME TO JOB ON THE PRE-SHOW

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DREW NO DIIIIIIIIIMES TODAY