Lana thread
>>2843331
So you guys think she's in TaMiNa's rape dungeon getting strapped to a wooden horse right now
>>2843331
Please post gifs and webms of this girl getting choked and submitted, thanks.
Need it for a project I'm working on.
>>2843331
I need to worship her fishnets
Finally a good use for Tamina. I'm not holding my breath, but this could be good. I've always wanted to see an angle where you have a wrestler who is clearly trying hard, but they're not able to get the job done, so either by themselves or with the help of another wrestler/manager, on a weekly basis we see vignettes of them training, working hard, etc. I hope that's what they're going to do here, it could get Lana massively over. She's already sort of over with the crowd but she's also a heel so it's mostly just a small portion of the crowd.
>>2843331
Her ring gear is horrible. Her entrance music is cringe. She needs to go back to managing RuRu.
>>2843331
White blonde who can't wrestle...I'm actually surprised, Vince hasn't given her the title already.
>>2843367
>Her ring gear is horrible.
It's actually great, when's the last time a female wrestler in WWE has had a one-piece bathingsuit as their gear? I guess Aksana but hers was kinda weird.
>Her entrance music is cringe.
The music is great, it's the walk that's cringe, hopefully Tamina will whip that out of her though
>She needs to go back to managing RuRu.
Yawn. Time to move on.
>>2843372
>one piece
That's the problem. I've always associated them with hamplanet grannies at the beach. Those silver hooker boots are awful too.
>>2843387
OK. If you think hamplanet granny when you see this, that's on you breh.
>>2843331
>Married to an incredibly thick man who's lost 40lbs, got a solid haircut, isn't afraid to show off how good he looks and likes mowing the lawn while drinking a beer and smoking a cigar.
She really married up.
>>2843408
She would look better with Nikki Bella ring gear.
>>2843590
I'm jealous of Lana. Rusev is my husbando.
>>2843615
This. Nikki's gear is hot. Lana's is incredibly... old fashioned.
>>2843615
She definitely would, my only problem with her having the booty shorts and sports bra gimmick is almost all of the women do that and I think wrestlers should have a little bit of variety in their ring gear.
>>2843625
>tfw you'll never be able to kiss rusev's biceps and admire his quads
>>2843372
are she and Ru Ru divorced in kayfabe?
>>2843871
No, that's never been a thing and won't ever be considering they're still on Total Divas.
She's just wrestling now and isn't his manager.
>>2843875
oh last I remember in the storyline Lana tried to cuck RuRu with Enzo. I thought they were separated like miz and maryse
>>2843877
Nope! So, the way that story line ended up going was Lana and Rusev actually set Enzo up. Lana sent him nudes or something, idk, and asked him to come to her hotel room. She got him out of his pants, and then said something in Russian and he was like "lol what does that mean" and she goes "you're a fool" and Rusev shows up into the room and completely kicks the shit out of him.
gotta be posted
>>2844113
If she wasn't wearing tights, we'd be getting a full view.
>>2844113
web of this
>>2844174
Damn
Lana hijacked Rusev's IG (for what I'm guessing is for an episode of total divas) and I'm not even mad
T H I C C
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ir1E0TdmLNc
>>2844113
Muh dick
>>2844113
Then she changed her gear after this. :(
>>2843331
I'm in love with her and I haven't watched wrestling in 10 years.
>>2847788
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>ywn be those flip flops
>>2843408
This one is kind of bad due to the fire crotch design of it.
>>2847788
>let's take this ridiculously hot chick that's already over and bury her in boring squashes
>brilliant
>>2847960
Muh dick
>>2844241
A miracle of tit technology.
>>2848202
Same as burrying her charismatic huspand in another foreign heel vs white babymeat American feud.
>>2849607
Daaaaaaamn.... She needs to be lead woman
>>2849622
Based
>>2848202
It's a wrestling show you virgin, not a fucking bikini contest
>>2849961
it also isn't real
>>2849991
Nice hat.