cringe.

How long will the HHH mid life crisis last

The new American Badass?

>>2841788

three wheel motorcycles are for fatsos.

>>2841788
Why does he do these obnoxiously cringey entrances every single year?

>>2841798
His one for WM32 was great. It's basically his regular "The Game" entrance with better lights.

>>2841788
If Gaytch never married Steph, he would've been a career mid-carder right?

>>2841812
No because he was already World Champ and in the Main Event scene when he was still fucking Chyna.

>>2841815
No matter what anyone says he will always be one of my faves

>>2841788
Sweet trike

>>2841788
Hairch should've been wearing a "if you can read this, the bitch fell off" shirt

>>2841788

>April 8, 2018
>Mercedes-Benz Superdome in New Orleans, Louisiana
>WrestleMania 34
>Triple H moments before pinning Kenny Omega clean in a match half the length of Triple H's entrance

>>2841788
>Not watched WWE in years
>See this image for first time

HOLY FUCKING CRINGE

>>2841899

It's worse than it looks.

Paul's entrance is the longest of the night outside of Taker and the match is a complete nothing where Seth Rollins wins but nobody remembers anything about it a week later other than Paul's entrance.

When it comes to Wrestlemania, yes Triple H will bury even his own fuckboys.

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>>2841788
I automatically thought on this

>>2841798
Because it's a theater event and the entrances looks neat, and his character thinks he's the king of kings or whatever the fuck so he does these grandiose entrances because he's so gud

>>2841798
He's an autistic mark

>>2841798
Because he's the game, the king of kings, the cerebral assassin, the asskicker

>>2841912
add the fact that they cut the Bray Orton match so Hunter can drive his trike

>>2842242
No, it got cut so Triple H and Jasethy could have a slow boring half hour match.

>>2841798
Because he's the boss and can do whatever the fuck he wants. He has to stop, though, it's fucking embarrassing.

>>2842233 He should wrestle AVGN next year, The Nerd versus The Game, H goes to grab the hammer, but it's Mike's dick from the other side of the ring.

>he literally rode a tricycle to the ring

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>>2841888
Based Nipple H

>>2841798
I've only been watching since WM25, but this year's was the only one that's been cringe. And HHH's entrances are consistently among the most memorable things about WM every year. I can remember almost every single HHH entrance over the past 8 years despite never rewatching any of the WMs (except the next day sometimes), yet I have to look on Wikipedia to remember most of the cards.

>>2841815
I think he would have been a jobber to the stars, he was used to put over Cactus Jack, and in the modern day do what Chris Jericho does with runs that only last a couple years.

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>>2841888
Please, god. Make it happen. I'm hard as diamonds from just thinking about it.

>>2841788
I legit feel sorry for Gaytch

>>2841788
Kek, I bet they only made the ramp so fucking long just so he could do this gay entrance.

>>2841888
>April 8, 2018
>888
what did anon mean by this?