/asp/ Books an Episode of Raw

>Roman stands around for 15 minutes getting booed

>>2840935
*booing intensifies*

>Raw ends

>>2840935
*biggest pop of all time*

Stone Cold comes out, talks about he hates niggers and challenges Roman to a match.

*emergency syren*

HOLLA IF YA HATE NIGGERS

>>2840935
BRAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN

>>2840967
>>2840968

*Cesaro and Sheamus entrance*
Cesaro: "Hey, Roman, Stone Cold! You two think you're the best huh?"
Sheamus: "Well, fella, the truth is, WE DON'T JUST SET THE BAER, WE AER THE BAER!"

*commercial break*

*when the show comes back it's an impromptu tag-team match between Roman and Stone Cold vs Sheamus and Cesaro*

>>2840976
I read it in their voices

>>2840976
Roman hits an instant spear on Cesaro for the win. Austin goes for a handshake and Roman spears him, too. Sheamus runs away while yelling "whoop woop whoop!!".

Suddenly Trish Stratus' music hits.

"*Laughs* Oh, OH I HATE NIGGERS, OH THIS TIME IM DING-DONG DIDDLY LYNCH"

*Ad break*

>>2840935
Vince comes out and announces he's modernizing the show
Renames it Monday Night Charisma Vacuum

*Dean Ambrose music hits*

>>2841043
*Imediatelly drains ratings and gets raw cancelled

>>2841064
*Seth Rollins music hits in a attempt to save the show*

"Alexa Bliss coming out now to show her feet to the camera for an hour"

20 minute opening
*Commercial*
*Lesnerd no where to be seen*
*Commercial*
Totally wacky skit XD
*Commercial*
Recap of skit
Interview that goes nowhere
Recap of something that happened a week ago
2 minutes of wrestling

Repeat

*Bullet Club music hits*

>>2840935
>Marty Jannetty comes out
>becomes an unstoppable heel
>conquers even Lesnar
>Shawn Michaels is forced to come back from retirement
>an empty RAW arena in the next few weeks is echoed by a wild Jannetty running around and posing

>>2841094
*Vince sells WWE to Disney*

File: SorryBearRaw.0.jpg (170KB, 1200x800px) Image search: [Google]

170KB, 1200x800px

*a bunch of bears come out and starts dancing like furries for one hour of the show as the opener to trigger smarks*

*lights go out*

File: cooldad.jpg (123KB, 800x533px) Image search: [Google]

123KB, 800x533px

>>2841585
*walls come down*

*we sound just like animals*