PROTIP: you can't.
>>2839893
>autist with a plushie
>japanese rhyno
>decent but vastly overrated
>meme hair
>mr. I want to be a luchadore
I think not
Ah, so you're a fan of nWo/DX-lite?
>>2839897
Just getting into New Nip. Give me a basic gestalt on the factions. Is the following correct?
>Chaos
babyfaces
>Bullet Club
heels, but still liked for 'coolness'
>Suzuki-gun
heels
>LIJ
anti-heroes
>>2839893
That was easy
Naito and Hiromu need to form their own version of The Elite. Fuck those other dweebs.
>>2839949
Chaos - originally heels, but went cool heel/babyface. Not opposed to heelish thing, mostly avoid them
Bullet Club - heels and babyfaces, depending on who is in the ring. Kenny and Bucks are faces with heelish tendencies, Cody is heel, Fale as well.
Suzuki-gun - heels
LIJ - anti-heroes for the people against the man, heels to some, babyfaces to others. Will do heel things in the ring.
Taguchi Japan - pure faces
>>2839963
>I started watching NJPW in 2016~2017
>>2839949
>CHAOS
Basically non-existent as a group, it's just a name stapled to a hodge podge of people who aren't doing anything else at the moment. No idea why they haven't retired it yet.
>Bullet Club
Really tired act that's only over in the West because of the cool shirts, only The Elite get reactions in Japan anymore, even if not necessarily the heel ones they should be getting.
>Suzuki-gun
People fucking LOVE Suzuki, couldn't possibly care less about anyone else, but yeah, they're supposed to be heels.
>LIJ
They act like straight up heels all the time, so I never got calling them anti-heroes or tweeners, they're just so cool people can't help it but cheer them.
>>2839963
Sanada is legit badass.
>>2839893
BASED Los Ingobernables with the original leader RUSH
LOS~~ o_O<=
>>2840003
How are Los Ingobernables doing in Mexico anyway? The only OG members I know are Rush and Sombra.
>>2839963
BUSHI is over as fuck, WTF is wrong with you? EVIL is also great, you absolutely can't compare him to the BC members. SANADA is one of the best in-ring talents in L.I.J., he might not appear as anything special to the gaijins like you, but overall, he's a great talent, lacks the personality, but he possibly can be a future ACE candidate. The guy is an ikemen, and monster in the ring, they just need to send him to CMLL imho, make him develop a character there like Naito and Hiromu, and he'll be one of the greats.
>>2840024
Or maybe SANADA is just sitting there, raking up wins and being right side by side with Naito to get rub on him. This year its his second G1, we will see something new. Still not year for him yet, but next year he can be in running for a title. I don't think this year is his time yet.
But on New Years Dash I think he will start new storyline.
>>2840008
Sombra, made a CMLL appearance at a recent CMLL show (Obviously not the original Sombra / Andrade Cien Alma) I think they're either teasing him leaving NXT or they're making a Sombra II
http://luchanoticias.com/2017/07/04/el-regreso-de-la-sombra-en-el-cmll-detalles/
>>2840024
>lacks the personality
I disagree, he carries himself quite well and has a unique and cool look.
>>2840043
Nah cien is doing better on nxt and he's getting the hang of it now it's probably a new guy under the mask
>>2840069
>Being Austin Aries' wife's doormat is getting the hang of it
Whatever you say, man.
Okay
>>2840093
That would lock them out of all the AAA wrestlers they've been building on for the last 3 seasons, no Mundo, no Mil, no Drago, no Aerostar... I highly doubt it.
>>2840093
Does your asshole often tell (You) things?
>>2839893
Is that Bushi?
>>2840105
Your mother asshole tells me those things.
>>2840111
The first, second and fourth guy in this picture are Bushi, yes. The third is Zack Sabre Jr and the last guy is a fan wearing a Rey Mysterio mask.
>>2840112
>Your mother asshole
Learn English streetshitter
Is Tana an official member?
>>2840117
Shut up Basterd Bich!
>>2839893
Miztourage.
>>2840120
If he has a jersey with his name on I think so.
>>2840120
Anyone not in CHAOS, LIJ, BC is automatically part of Taguchi Japan
Basically, if you're a part of the NJPW home army, you're in
>>2840304
They have merch, they're an official stable, moron.
Would you fuck Sanada's sister?
WE ARE THE NATION OF DOMINATION.
>>2841118
it was dead when they put Rock in it.
>>2841092
Damn. What's her name?
>>2839893
i will name two bro\
Millionaires Club and the New Blood
>>2841132
Miki Sanada
>>2840008
They're meh right now. Sombra left the company and it's in NXT, La máscara was fired because he detroyed Ultimo Guerrero's car due to personal beef. Rush and Pierroth are the only remaining members, although they're recruiting. Rush lost in a tournament for the vacant CMLL Heavyweight championship just weeks ago, but he seems to be the logical option for the first contender, yet, they're ain't as over as they were
Corporate Ministry
>>2841092
Sauce
>>2839975
Correct me if I'm wrong, but Taguchi Japan also includes Tanahashi and Old man Blue Justice right?
>>2841120
>ROCK
>NOD
Nigga the Rock and Farooq beef was the best part of NOD