CLANGIN & BANGIN

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>only man to get a good match out of Undertaker in the last 5 years
>only man to get a good match out of Brock Lesnar in the last 5 years
>only man to get a 5 star match out of Big Match John
>only man to sell more tshirts than Big Match John
>more over than Triple H ever was
>refused to work with Triple H at WrestleMania
>refused to piss in a cup until Triple H did
>regular threesomes with AJ Lee and Kaitlyn
>not insecure about his wife's sexual history
>boned Maria
>boned Lita
>Paul Heyman Guy
>most famous pipebomb in history
>boned Kelly Kelly
>boned Mickie James
>most famous podcast in history
>best friends with Colt Cabana
>name chanted during every boring segment for the last 3 years
>made Vince pay big money for Cult Of Personality
>boned Becky Bayless
>boned Traci Brooks
>lives in Stephanie's head rent free
>one of UFCs biggest draws
>created The Shield
>worked Ryback to tears and a mental breakdown
>worked Dr Chris into a lawsuit
>marks love him
>smarks love him
>longest reigning WWE champ of the century
>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'2
>Big dick
>Married AJ Lee
>Is straight-edge; completely toxic free
>Got out of wrestling before he destroyed his body
>Anti-smarks still obsessed with him years after he left
>Exposed The Rock
>Exposed Vince
>Exposed Chris Jericho
>Most important indy wrestler of all time
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream and made it cool again
>Was the first to endorse Antonio Cesaro and Seth Rollins before they even got to the main roster
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event status in just 6 minutes
>Was the best part about the show anytime he was on
>Had the best theme songs in wrestling history
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to WWE's bullshit
>Is the reason based DBry had his WrestleMania moment
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance

>This meme is still going.

>>2839850
>refused to piss in a cup until Triple H did

I thought this was Steiner.

>>2839850
>Bar(45lbs)
>2(20lbs)inner plates
>2(15lbs) outer plates

His Overhead Press is only 115lbs? I've see tiny Asians do more.

>>2839898
They are kilos, but there is no way he OHPs 200 pounds, so it's probably a really crappy clean and jerk.

>>2839898
those are kilos fat boy

>>2839895
It was Big poppa pump no one thought Waffle House boy had muscles let alone enough to be on the gas