Smackdown Game Thread #3

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1st for /vp/

Cheese cake Nakamura

>>2837677
get up

Shinsgay BTFO

Who hates this blackie?

mella looks like this?
yummie

I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS

niggers up so I can take a snack break

>>2837677
Ellsworth is gonna show up as Doink

HEY NAKAMEME

Is Tamina taking Lana under her wing?

>>2837677
RIP Lana more like it

Lanarain is now with the ascension

Big Briefcase Baron

>You've failed the Organization too many times, Lana. We're going to see the Grandmaster

I guess we can all agree that SmackDown has been shit so far

>>2837677
Wow, I haven't watched professional wreslting in a decade

Did Val Venus rape Ken Shamrocks sister?

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Did tamina rape Lana or something?

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Post Mellas

So Ellsworth is suspended 30 days. I wonder if he got popped for wellness and they used the storyline to hide that fact. My uncle works for WWE and they apparently had big plans for Ellsworth. I'm talking winning this years rumble plans big.

why does /asp/ hate blacks and homosexuals?

When is Rusev going to save his waifu?

>>2837777
Thanks for filling my head with that idea now quadman

>>2837780
We bought what our local Imam was selling

>>2837777
>>2837786
MINDQUAD

>>2837754
/vp/ reporting

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Can anyone tell me WTF was that Lana bullshit?

Lana is going to be the new Carmella for Nattie's harem
I mean stable

>>2837780
you must be new to the 4chans

rusev deserves better than this

>>2837780
I only hate homos

Rusev confirmed for burying

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First for /sp/

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CRINGE AS FUCK

>>2837780
I only hate blacks.

WHALE!

>What's up
stealing R Truth's gimmick?

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>Rap Battle

Did they really just have one match in an hour and ten minutes? I dont count that Lana thing as a match

Literally who?

i hate niggers so much
why is lana jobbing again?
my feet hurt
tfw mella is gone
i want to watch njpw

It's cringe time

>tfw the Uso's are more black than actual black people

The Usos are good as heels desu.

Nigga battle time
Keketty KEK

Usos starting their own bullet club.

>Day One-ish Minute Warning

>Usos are now gang leaders

WTF I was told Wall-E would be here. Why isn't that adorable little shit cleaning this garbage out of the ring?

Where is sweet beets?

>wearing Washington Redskins chains

WTF I love Wale now

Who the fuck is Wale?

Sanity's main roster debut

is this a Black Lives Matter gimmick?

>>2837780

I only hate black homos.

>>2837815
>>2837818
They need to keep them. I like this a lot.

The only good music segments in the history of wrestling was when Curt Henig and the West Texas Rednecks sang Rap is Crap and when Disco put himself in Konans shitty rap video

>>2837780
Hating blacks is an old wrestling tradition but homosexuals have been an active part of wrestling as performers, bookers, promoters and the audience

>fourth of july
>a bunch of niggers and quasi-niggers

HOLY FUCKING SHIT I JUST FOUND OUT I FUCKING HATE THE NIGGERS AND JEWS

when did the Usos become BLM

>Nigdown

the UCEs have a posse>? this is some WCW 2000 era bullshit

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>>2837780
But /asp/ love gays

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What went wrong?

What is this? The Latin American Xchange?

>>2837783
already did it, he's running a shadow organization to save SmackDown from Shane and Bryan. He has Tamina in his ranks among others, but he still can act because Gay Cops got TOO CLOSE to the truth.

Why is WWE only bringing niggers as guests?

Nig day segment. Time to change the channel back to the Twilight Zone Marathon on Syfy

>>2837838
Welcome to Islam, brother. Ah-Salami Lakers

Is this what the Rosebuds are doing now

>>2837833
18+

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mfw Ellsworth is one of Usos crew

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wtf is a flag match

oh fuck

Just came back from work.
Are they feeding Rusev to Cena all over again? My god, we are back in 2015.

>>2837849
desperate for the youth audience and single white women demographics

WELP FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

Yes one actual match so far. GG smackdown. Shame how much worse it got after the shakeup or whatever the fuck it was called.

This is lame.

Sometimes i hate the new day so goddamn much I can't sleep

>anons dad walks in

>>2837794
>tfw Mandy will give me this look if she saw me naked

Gay Sailor is best

>it's a rap battle
just turned off my television

Raw wins this week

wew, they're fucking horrible

>PG Rap Battle

>they squashed Gay Cops for this
Niggers were a mistake

/asp/, how would your dad genuinely feel about finding you watching this?

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Jesus fucking christ

MANLET WOODS BTFO

USOs actually drop bars

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Will the GAYCOPS interfere and save this shit segment?

>>2837780
it's fucking 4chan you nigger

THESE ARE SOME FUCKING TRASH BARS

STEP YOUR GAME UP BIG E

>watch njpw over the weekend
>check out sdl after a long break
>come back to this garbage

MANLETS BTFO

Not gonna lie. /uce/ is pretty damn good.

Sooooo are Samoans naturally ghetto in the wild?

Holy shit

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>2837869
Yep, raw wasn't that bad yesterday

OHHHHHHHH SHIT

BRING UP PAIGE LEAKS

OH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

FUCK

SMACK WINS

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA

OH FUCK THEY DID IT

XAVIER RATED R

>bringing up the porn tape
ok, top kek

This was a perfect time for Cena to come back as his white rapper gimmick.

OH ME OH MY LEL

What did the baboon say?

OH SHIT
PAIGE TAPES REFERENCE

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHIT

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HOLY SHIT THEY WENT THERE!!!

SHEEEIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT

we need daily USO rap battles

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Where's this God when you need him?

Holy shit, this is actually good

Who /usos/ now

>island boyz blacker than the blacks

That was fire hahahaha shitting on Paige getting Blacked.

HOLY SHIT

Oh fuck

THEY DID NOT JUST SAY THAT

Man... I cant watch this, even if they end up all rapping well enough, the cringe is just too strong to sit and find out.

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Wew
This segment went from -10/10 to 10/10 in one line

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

My dad literally just walked in, shook his head and walked out. I just got a phone call from my mom telling me to move out of the basement and get a job. Fml and fuck this segment for ruining my life!

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>5'3"

ETERNALLY BTFO

>Paige references

HOLY SHIT

WTF I love the Uso's now

Did they just reference the sex tape?

HAHA HOLY SHIT XAVIER WOODS BTFO OUT

THEY WENT THERE (SORT OF)

ohhhhhh no

IT'S OVER NEW DAY LOST

Did they seriously just reference a sex tape on PG programming?

Vince seething.

USOS ARE THE GOAT

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>USOS

>>2837909
Always been /uce/ desu senpai.

HE DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT...
TELL ME, HE DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT.

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SMACK IS SAVED

Wait, I had this on mute, what'd they say about Paige?

>these struggle bars from kofi

Who here /USO/ now after this segment?

>the fucking city of kofi

>>2837934
What exactly was the quote? I missed it.

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>>2837928
>implying he's not laughing his ass off rn

>Coconut niggers beating actual niggers in what has to be the blackest competition imaginable.

>the coconut niggers are better niggers than actual niggers
What timeline am I living in

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>new day trying desperately to come back from that burial to woods

>R-Rated
>sex tape reference
I don't understand why you retards have a lower standard for comedy with wrestling. Porn is rated X. That line is fucking stupid.

USOS HAVE BTFO OF THE NEW DAY

>>2837938
/uce/ about to kill them.

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Are the uce, dare I say it, /ourguys/?

this is REALLLLY pushing the PG limit

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Did somebody say Muffin Top?

Holy shit....sponsors are not gonna be happy

KEK

fuck it im /uce/ now

*snaps fingers*

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All the fat jokes can't save you now New Day.

>JAFAKIAN

I kek'd

>weeniedo
>jafakin

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>usos putting new gay in a bodybag
good times

Ja-fake-an

Usos are destroying the New Gay

>the guys that cant rap are the black guys

Raw absolutely BTFO

>>2837954
T H I C C

kofi is woat

USO FUCKING DESTROYING NEW DAY

what the fuck these niggers are still going

Daily reminder WWE are looking for new sponsors and this is the shit they're putting on their programming.

TOPPU KEKKU

NEW DAY ABSOLUTELY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>new day getting murdered
geez

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WHO /WEENIEDO/ HERE?

Any black people here? Can you confirm if this is how rap battles are supposed to work? Because I don't think this is how rap battles work.

holy fuck I wasn't paying attention and I thought that guy's shirt had Benoit on it

>>2837977
i've seen eight miles. i think this is legit.

Is Wale wearing a shirt with Benoit on it?

>Coconut niggas blacker than regular niggas

who /coco/ now?

Press F to pay respects for New Gay

>looking like a million bucks
>and you all came looking like some.....
subtle

>>2837977
Since like the late 2000s yeah.

These faggots are black and their rap game cannot hold a candle to Dr Thuganomics.

>>2837977
watch Wild N Out that is what will get you the experience

WE WCW NOW

This segment is legit lit af

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Give me one reason why are you watching this cringefest instead of celebrating 4th of July with your family and lovers?

TOTAL DIVAS BURIED

>>2837977
aren't they supposed to have a beat

i don't know about the underground black culture

>>2837977
I just asked my buttler and apparently it is not indeed how it is supposed to work

Xavier ain't bad

How the fuck is John Cena not included in this

wew

WOODAY WITH THE COME BACK

>xavier literally carries new day

>>2837977
Pretty much just Wild N' Out. Not having music means more people can do this.

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WEW
THIS FUCKING SEGMENT

CARRY ROMANS BAGS

What are the rose buds doing here?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY NEW DAY BURIED

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Holy shit this got personal

>>2837977
you're right usually theres a beat (though these days numales cant stay on beat so current rap battles are pre-written and acapella) and generally people don't fuck up their lines then repeat them

ROMAN BTFO

>rap battles
>eastern european immigrants

gee they only need to show some white women getting bbc and they will truly represent everything murrica stands for these days.

>Even the crowd know /uce/ buried the New Gay
This was breddy gud.

>>2837998
It's not 2005

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>DQ in a rap battle

>Crowd legit thinks Usos won

And they're right. You don't get much better than

>And don't get rated R like your boy Xavier

how come the coconuts are more black than the blacks?

Big E should NEVER EVER rap again

Were the Usos corpsing?

>>2838012
ITS THE USOS

>>2837993
i'm not american

>>2837993
I'm not amerifat

Uso's won that shit, new day cant be talking about that weeniedo with woods in the group

usos won it but xavier had some fire

That was actually pretty funny

The fact Smackdown can beat Raw every single week, even after a rap battle tells you everything you need to know about Raw.

>isn't even a member of the SDL roster
>is still the BIG DOG

>>2837993
My senpai is #basedaf and doesn't give a ding dong diddley about holidays

>>2838017
I mean, X-rated would have been a lot better because A) pornos aren't rated R and B) his name is Xavier
retard

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new day will never recover from that

>Snoreton
They love killing this crowd don't they?

BREAKING: New Day merch sales plummet
also
>poo jabber prison
lel

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>DQ'd for stepping on Walle's shoes
It really was an actual rap battle.

>>2838017
They should've closed with that one, not pretty much open with it.

is this true wrestlekino?

>>2837993
Im watching fireworks from my back porch with my girlfriend and watching smack. Why would i settle?

New Day got so fucking destroyed, the crowd wasn't happy they were declared the "winner"

I never thought the day would come where I'd actually enjoy the Usos

>>2838027
I'm a NJPWkun and even I can confirm Raw won this week

is day one 'h'?

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>>2837993
>/asp/ posters
>having lovers

why isn't Orton in India BTFOing Jinder's 12 brothers?

>raw guests: beat day nigga ass
>SmackDown guests: actually good and entertaining segment

Really gets the marbles rolling

>>2838027
You fags always have Raw on your mind, stfu and just enjoy Cuckdown

>>2838030
Calm your autistic tits. It's what the Uso said, not me.

I know the faces are always supposed to win but there's no way New Day could win after that bomb. All they had was Roman and they didn't even bring him up in a cool manner.

Usos didn't just win, they buried them right there.

R I G G E D

>>2838031
They both came out of this bad. How can the Usos live down Weeniedoo? Crowds are going to chant that at every Uso match now.

>>2838043
he bringing the video with him

>>2838047
That fucking crowd reaction told everyone who really came out on top

>>2838035
Yes.

>>2838044
wale is in on the business though, he might as well be a manager or something. not a fair comparison

Anyone else's dad walk in during the rap battle?

>>2838049
>Weeniedoo
I just watched the segment live and I have no idea what the fuck that is referring to. So that's how they live it down.

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>The city of New Day

On that note, when is Paige coming back?

>>2838030
You're overthinking it.

>>2838055

no im black

>>2838057
Never

>>2838055
yea, he said the Samoan guys were ok and the black guys were autistic faggots like me

>>2838045
>You fags always have Raw on your mind
They're unironically admitting Raw is the A show by always making it the standard

>>2838056
It means their dicks are so small that their fat bellies stick out further.

Damn they're really trying to push Little Lungs hard

why WWE buries Little Lungs so much?

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based AJ telling the kids not to smoke

based titus

>>2838046
That doesn't make it good. It's a shit punchline. You're all overrating it.

>English turned into a San Fransisco hipster singing on the street for money

So is Lana and Tamina doing a dyke angle or what?

>>2838066
>4''

He's beyond manlet status

BASED ENGLISH

who is little lungs? english?

how is Mozart not the Mozart of melody?

who's gonna interrupt this faggot again now? sami?

>>2838049
I bet you think people still chant Dwayne's childish insults to wrestlers too.

>>2838058
But I'm really not

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>>2838073
I sure hope so

Holy shit, based English

>>2838077
>mozart wrote melodies
Are you retarded

randy needs a new theme song

>post yfw randy jobs to english at summerslam

>Commerical break
>Match starts
>RKO outta Nowhere

also that cut during his singing KEK

>commercial while he sings
JEEZUS

What the fuck is going on?

BASED DRAMA KING

>>2838086
HEY

Resthold Randy should get BTFO more often.

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>commercials cutting off Aiden

Boreton BTFO

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>Aiden stealing Y2J's scarf gimmick

>throwing singing to commercial

FUCKING DROPPED

>they cut to commercial
REEEEEEEEEEE

>forced to listen to "rap battle"
>ad break when white guy sings
what did they mean by this?

FUCK OFF COMMERCIAL

oh my god they went to commercial in the middle of his song

AHAHAHHAAH KEKDOWN

>>2838057
I'm sure she gets cum on her back often with ADR

Orton getting BTFO by a jobber

>>2838093
NOTHING YOU CAN SAY

So are the Usos and their gangsters going to face the Fashion Police and their cops next week in another rap battle?

>>2838086
said nobody with a brain

jesus motherfucking christ there's like 20 ads per show now

Based PuppyMonkeyBaby

DONT GET HACKED

>>2838085
he literally did

>>2838089
>>2838090
>>2838091
they fucked up the timing. i'm watching a a UK stream wehre they have the picture in picture ads and keep the show going during the commercials.

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>extending that POS movie

>randy orton getting BTFO by a fucking jobber during commercial with 0 sound

holy shit this is hilarious

>>2838108
don't call it an investigation, call it a black lives matter

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>all these cucks that actualy got cut off from watching
Lol.

>>2838102
at least on american tv they leave a little box on the corner of the screen so you can see some of the show while the commercials are on

shitty british-gay-faggot-cocksucking commercials just don't let you see any of the match.

English dominating
based

>Whomever runs the /woooo/ stream is a fucking faggot.

explain to me how that ad was necessary

fuck off

>The Rock has to be put over, even during commercials

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>>2838057
Never

>Fucking Aiden English is a threat to Randy
>Chad Gable had a great match with AJ Styles
This is better than expected

>randy wrestling in a sweatshirt vest

>>2838124
holy shit tv does that nowadays?

maybe I should getting cable again

>>2838114
>>2838114
>>2838114
>>2838114

why do sleeveless hoodies exist. they serve no purpose in keeping your warm

>>2838117
I'm watching on cable and they do the same thing.

>>2838117
Its like that on usa too

>>2838126
said every anon ever

>>2838126
go back

>>2838122
That line would send the crowd into a frenzy.

>>2838137
not meant to keep you warm

>>2838137
I'd want my head covered before my arms if I were out in the cold

English has pretty good selling

Legend Killer RKO

>RAndy redpills the world

Kek

>>2837981

Thats very offensive! The proper term in volcano nigger.