Smackdown Game Thread #2

>>2837320
Why do you faggots create new threads so early?

THE BIG DOG STANDS TALL

ok now all boards check in, the last thread died immediately

Becky is fucking cute

based big dog

A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?

BIG POP AJ

>>2837330
>300 posts
>early

it's common knowledge that you should wait until 300 posts to start a new thread

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>>2837340
/v/ here

The way cole says "the big dog" is cringe

>>2837340
r/squaredcircle here

dead crowd

>>2837348
I feel it should be at 350 and above.

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>>2837340
Greetings from /vp/

>>2837350
>Tifa is one of the hottest girl in vidya and nicest personality
>Nothing but rape doujins
What is wrong with nips

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>AJ has to win a match to get into the battle royal

>>2837351
THE BIG DAWWWWWWWWWWG

What the fuck is Chad wearing

>with jason jordan

>>2837345
Papi este smack es muy basado

why do americans celebrate being fat?

Is AJ Styles a redneck?

>>2837340
/wooo/ here

isn't Chad Gable MEXICAN?

>>2837340
/tv/ /o/ /x/ /bant/ /asp/ here

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>>2837340
/jp standing by

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>>2837340
/vp here

>>2837369
yes and he also has farmer strength

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They're FINALLY having some fresh matchups

>>2837350
More Tifa pls

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>>2837340
/m/ here

I remember saying Gable would be the next D Bry...

>No Jordan
>Horrible ring gear

what went so wrong lads

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>>2837340

/pol/ here

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>>2837340
/vg/ reporting in

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>>2837340
/b/ here

>>2837369
if thinking the world is flat and homosexuality is a disease, i guess so

>>2837368
>biggest pop of the year was when rusev mentions cheeseburgers

embarrassing

>>2837369

Just a country boy, wit the farmer strength

>>2837345
Papi extraño mucho a Huguito :(

Was that supposed to be a three amigos?

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>>2837368

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>>2837340
/toy/ here

its going to be revealed that AA trashed breezangos office tonight

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>>2837340
/pol/ standing by

>>2837380
weeb redneck

>>2837388
based

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS COMMERCIAL BULLSHIT

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>>2837340
/sp/ here

>>2837388
Joking about the former while the latter is a fact.

#GodBlessGRID

WWE should have an Olympic rules wrestling match once

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>>2837340
The /a/ in /asp/

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>>2837345
aca papa

>>2837360
>false flagging
>knowingly eating shit
>thinking pretending to be retarded makes you right

cringe

>>2837393

>tfw this guy is probably crushin some pusy right now & im shitposting

Nothing is more American than commercial breaks.

>>2837368
it's all we have left

He did an armbreaker on his arms twice then put it in an arm lock. what the fuck? Since when does E have ring psychology?

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>>2837340
sup

>>2837368
Body positivity

>>2837340
/v/ here SGDQ is too boring today except for naming a Pokémon TitusBrand

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>getting ads run during your match
AJ Styles is a jobber

LITTLE LUNGS BURRIED FOR THE THIRD WEEK IN A ROW HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER

ready for bed desu

>>2837409
The US G-1 special was easily 10x better than any Wrestlemania, E-drone.

>>2837345
Acá, esperando que tan mal traducen la pelea de rap

Smokers are dirty manlets

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>Little Lungs BTFO

RIP little lungs

How over would Little Lungs have been?

>wasting time with Cena and Rusev talking, ending with no match
>as soon as some wrestling starts, cut to ad break
B-Based Smack...

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Threadly reminder

>The main event of Wrestlemania featured two RAW superstars
>The Universal Championship is listed BEFORE the WWE on wwe.com - signifying its higher status and the higher status of RAW overall
>SJWdown's "superstars" are manlet indies designed to appeal to autistic neet weeaboos

what have i missed?

>>2837423
if he gets buried any more, he will be competing for the IC title

>tfw sasha will never make fun of you for being small

>>2837427
Carlitos lo hará peor que con memenzo

>>2837426
The delusion is sickening.

>>2837427
SABROOOOOOOOOOOSO

>>2837435

30mins of Trumps America via Super Cena

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>>2837340
/sp/

Gayble is one ugly motherfucka

>>2837435
Massive pop when Rusev mentioned cheeseburgers

ANGLE LOCK BURIED

when's the shitty rap battle so I can leave and get my snacks

I'm rather sports entertained by this match. Gable needs more air time

GOD DAMN THAT THROW

Based suplex

Did cena already come on? Is he the main event tonight?

Dis some gud shit

calf slicer still legit as fuck

/SPOILER/

>Cena wins match
>burgers fall from ceiling
>fireworks over the ring

NONE

>>2837453
yeah he shilled america and called everyone bigots for not accepting refugees

>>2837434
dRAW >smarkdown >that bingo hall calles memext

I'm secretly happy whenever midcarders get to look strong vs main eventers

Good ass match! Psychology and selling and chain grapplingd

Fuck gable looked great in that match.

>>2837457
>It's America's birthday
>implying Vince lets anyone win on their birthday

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>This shameless attempt to get cheap pops for Cena by equating the essence of America with him
>Those piped in cheers for Cena

The absolute state of SJWDown

This probably guarantees AJ ain't winning the Battle Royal

I could watch like 30 more minutes of that at least

BASED BIG FRIENDSHIP AJ

the commercial ruined that match

This is like that BikerTaker Jeff Hardy ladder match

>>2837434
dRAW > smarkdown > that bingo hall called memext

What's Chad Gables gimmick?

Great match. Gable getting a push soon?

Heel turn coming

>>2837478
Kurt Angle without Olympic medals

>>2837478

mike cernovich

>>2837478
the underground underdog

WHO IS TURNING HEEL BRAH

>>2837478
Kurt Angle but manlet

>>2837478
He's just happy to be here

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>>2837330

>Smackfags trying to inflate the number of threads to seem less shit tier

>>2837480
I really don't want to see punished Ryder 2 Electric Boogaloo

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Oh my god Mojo's going to win it isn't he?

>Ryder turns on Mojo
>Wins Battle Royal
Please let this happen

Mojo heel turn incoming

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>heel Ryder incoming

I can't wait.

BASED MELLA

>>2837481
kek

>>2837468
But will he let America win in it's hometown?

>>2837478
athletic manlet anti-draw

>>2837466
This.

Ellsworth still selling the dick injury. Based.

>>2837490
It's probably the other way around :(

Nice tag team there.
I see you guys are pretty over.
You are practically best friends and work well together
It'd be a real shame if one of you betrayed your partner for no reason...

KO looking jacked baby in that DVD promo

>>2837488
Vince hates Zack Ryder and Cena is back, that may be a sign.

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>yfw Carmella cashes in the briefcase and pins Mahal for the WWE title.

I just want Harper to win

>>2837478
He's damn good at wrestling.

Is anyone else really bored of Kevin Owens? I just dont care anymore.

Crowd is dead i'm a smacklad but i think ram wins this week

>>2837478

>Charlie Haas wanabee

>>2837491
>tag team gets over
>WWE breaks it up
WHY

>>2837481
>you now remember AJ won Kurts medal in a ladder match

Time to set up Becky vs Ellsworth

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>>2837506

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I'm concerned, broskis.

What'd I miss so far SmackDawgs?

>>2837510
nice try rawtist

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>>2837340
/sp/ here

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who's turning heel?

>>2837511
Nobody wants to be Charlie Haas

>>2837521
Gronk.

>>2837508
American Alphas had that Benjamin/Haas vibe. They had some really good matches on NXT

>>2837521
mojo

>>2837515
Could you imagine being married to this thing and having to listen to it scream at you everyday?

>>2837524
Is Shelton still on the shelf?

>>2837521
Mojo

>>2837522

Never said he WANTED to be him. The fact still remains that he's still a Haas wanabee.

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

BASED MELLA AND BIG HOG

>Carmella back to getting crickets

lel

>>2837512
Bryan Alvarez was right, WWE doesn't know how to make faces anymore

>>2837521
Muhtadi

>>2837518

Cena will be on Raw and Smackdown
Based RuRu is back
AJ beat Gable

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>Carmella in shorts

tummy time

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I'm ready!!

>>2837528
Yes

BASED MELLA

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>>2837537

Dem legs
Dat ratio

>Carmella in shorts

MUH DICK

Carmella looking GOOD

HOGSWORTH

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>those shorts

*boners unironically*

is carmella getting cuter what the fuck

anyone else fapping right now?

BASED BIG HOG

My nigga Ellsworth

who is that faggot flying a palestinian flag?

>dat laugh
Best since Rollins's

she didn't call him bro this time!

>Getting worked by Ellsworth
What a time to be alive

Oh shit the belt finally glows

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Oh I'm at attention Ellsworth.

>>2837553
Sami.

I fucking hate this spastic nigger

Bring it to the flo

>>2837553
I've seen him before

mai glowing waifu

>Mella and Naomi

BEING WORKED INTO A SHOOT, LADS

>Im a Nig-nig-nig-nig-ger
What did she mean by this?

That belt looks tacky as fuck.

>that fucking belt

I hate how they always have this negress dance and shit. they should save that for ppvs

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Oh look it's Naomi.

I HATE NIGGERS

IF YOU ARE WHITE YOU ARE NOT AN ACTUAL AMERICAN

>that belt
naomi ding-dong diddly be the champion for the whole year

Time for the affirmative action champion to monkey screech another promo

SHUCKIN' 'N' JIVIN'

LOOKATAT BELT

>>2837557
Sorry snowflake, racist imagery of any kind is prohibited on this board. I must ask you politely to leave. Thank you.

-Anon

>>2837553
fuck off jew

I want Carmella to go Naito on that belt once she takes it from Naomi

Was taking the MitB from Carmela a work of they tried to do some damage control?

>>2837572
Atleast carmella tapped her watch and motioned for her to wrap it up. Thay was funny.

>>2837570

Niggers are tacky.

You just gotta live with it.

fucking tattletale gotta cry to Daniel Bryan all the time

Oh god I hate this black so much

>Daniel Bella

He doesn't even look like a wrestler anymore

>inb4 Carmella stripped of the title again

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That belt around Naomi's waist.

>>2837584
I think it was a work.

God Naomi is shit on the mic.

The Nigger vs The Wigger

The fuck was that laugh?

>James taller than the manlet

what

BASED NAOMI WORKING THE SMARKS

i cant wait until suzuki murders him

I actually like the belt.

This black is shit

ELLSWORTHLESS BTFO

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>this crowd

>This ((((((acting)))))

Reminder that daniel bryan will have a return match against james ellsworth

>GOAT Bryan still over than the whole roster

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>naomi on the mic

>>2837612
Fuck I actually want to see this

>suspending the best part about the pissbreak division

>Suspending Ellsworth
Smackdown DROPPED

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>We wont see Ellsworth for an entire month

>>2837320

If Becky whispered to "coom inside" while fucking her, would you do it, /asp/?

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How is he still so over

FUCKING RACIST ASS DBRY ITS BECAUSE HE IS BLACK ISNT IT>???

Thought I was done watching manlets for the week after G1

Hurray for bullying!

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Bryan worked this hard.

>it's a face unnecessarily bully's the heels episode

>Taking away someones livelihood and resorting to fines and the authorities

Isn't this what a heel GM does?

>HAHAHAH you're poor
Fucking liberals

>inb4 its to cover up that he abused the Wellness Policy

So, just like when she "won" the first match, WHY IN THE GODDAMN FUCK WOULDN'T CARMELLA CASH IN ASAP?

Well, see you in August my fellow Smacklads

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>>2837621
Right, because there totally won't be any shenanigans

>lana gets anothet rematch despite getting geeked and jobbed the last two

Who did she hurt?

>>2837590
He never did.

>>2837630
Fuck all of them.

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>Ellsworth goes to RAM where he's RAMmed by Big Casshole

>>2837631
is there a kind of steroid that makes you grow a chin

>bryan is shorter than ellsworth

Wow, the absolute state of that faggot.

there was zero reason for that. 4 weeks of no ellsworth is boring

>>2837630

What anon? you don't live in a Mansion & raise a vegan baby? what are you poor?

>>2837633
Lana didn't exactly wear Naomi out

can't wait for carmella to cash in tonight with ellsworth's help

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>If you break any of these rules I will illogically strip Mella of the breifcase instead of being logical and firing you

Nigga the fuck wrong with you

I thought Cena would do something different when he came back, but 5 seconds in he went back to his cornball crowd pandering bullshit. I want him to leave already

when did carmella get so cute

>>2837636
Didn't they say there was an issue with the second match and Naomi didn't win or something like that?

Shit, Naomi is hella ugly even for a black woman.

Cool now i dont feel bad about droppin wwe while i watch the g1

thanks dbry!

>>2837644
one is a former 3x WWE World Heavyweight Champion who main evented WrestleMania 30 (and won by tapping out one of the biggest stars in the last 15 years) and one is James Ellsworth. WBU?

>That reaction Ellsworth got out of the crowd

It's amazing how a comedy manager for a woman heel is able to get the biggest pops from the crowd.

>>2837654
fuck off she's always been cute you faggots are just now realizing it tho

I hope this leads to a "occupy the ring" segment to make Bryan realize he became The Authority he fought

>>2837603
Based niggers working /pol/ into a seethe.

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>>2837360

>>2837662
she used to be more of a horseface than sasha

I don't understand what happened
is it the hat?

>>2837660
You know that wrestling is scripted, right?

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>>2837653
>he doesn't like based BMJ

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>its a lana Gets jobbed out episode

>Lana

*unzips dick*

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>mfw no Ruru run in

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>post yfw Lana jobs again

>>2837672
wrestling is real

poor crowd had to listen to that jiggaboo niggerboo music the whole commercial break

>>2837631
I thought we already covered the fact that Ellsworth has to smoke medicinal grade marijuana to alleviate the pain of his enormous penis. Their insurance plan even covers it.

when did Lana get thick?

She pregnant?

>that photoshopped tweet that has obviously gone over the character limit

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LANA

Anyone else really like Lana's entrance music?

>Reigns mains hanzo sign

I have never seen such a hateful sign.

FUCKING LOL

jesus the ass was fat

when did lana get so T H I C C

holy shit there's jobbing and then there's that

>>2837685
she used to be real thicc

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welp

>>2837688
Cacophony of braps

WHAT THE FUCK

So, the thing they used in Naomi's title is the same they use to illuminate the purple cruiserweights ropes?

wtf

wtf

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>>2837672
Please stop exposing the business.

>>2837688
I was going to say that I love Lana's theme.

What the fuck is going on

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what the fuck?

Jesus christ, Lana deserves better than this.

>Lana smacking Naomi's booty

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Wow

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>You will never tap out by repeated smacking Naomi's ass
Why live?

Questionable things are happening

Loving Every Laugh

>Lana looking sad and fearful
I am turgid

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Guys. . . I'm starting to hate Smackdown, please help me

is this some sort of weird lesbo dom storyline?

Is Vince still pissed at Lana about the engagement pic?

BASED BIG SISTER TAMINA

>Because Lana wont fuck Vince, he makes her get buried faster than any wrestler in history

What is this now, is tamema gonna take lana on to talk for her because she is a fucking verbal botchmachine?

I thought that was that fucking Jade chick from the Nick show for a sec

>>2837694
At least they gave Eva Marie a great entrance.

HEY SHINSUKE

>You've failed the organization too many times, Lana. You're being turned into a Dusk

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>tapping out on Naomi's ass

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HEY SHINSKE

HEY
SHINSUKE

WATCH YOUR BACK

>>2837717

why cant i protec her brehs?

When you were when the TAMINA BRAND was born?

HEY SHINSUKE

Why they burying Lana and Handsome Ruru?

>want to make a Lana post
>Lana's entrance and match is finished before the I get through the captcha

wtf is wrong with this autistic shit tonight, it's taking fucking 2 minutes and 20+ screens to let me post

did lana get literally raped or something

TA . MI . NA
SI . LE . NCE

Lana BTFO

Based Monkeywoman

BIG POP SHINSUKE

HEY SHINSKAE

Baron stealing Braun's gimmick

>>2837677
>>2837677
>>2837677
>>2837677

TaMiNa's bringing Lana to her rape I mean training dungeon

Haha the madman Corbin did it again

Is Lana a jobber?

what the fuck is happening?

HEY SHINSUKE

This is garbage, but still better than RAM

Tamina taking Lana under her wing?

>up next watch the rap battle

Guys. I'm done for the night. What a waste.

HEY SKINSUKE

>im gonna make you look like Ellsworth
>Shit up Charlotte or you're gonna start looking like Ellsworth

I fucking hate naomi, that glow nigger shit is a red.dit meme

>>2837736
switch to legacy

>>2837736
JapMoot is salty because it's the 4th of July.

>>2837720
Vince will never let it go.

>>2837755
She's keeping the belt because of the stupid show or whatever

>DB shows up
>SD immediately becomes shit and doesn't recover
I see a pattern emerging

>>2837738
I don't think syllables work this way

>>2837557
That's one of the funniest sheeit memes I've seen

Has there really only been one real match in an hour? goddamit they really are turning SD into RAM aren't they?

>wearing Redskins chains

Now that's what I call patriotism

Should've got Lil Boat for this shit

>>2837781
show?

I hope Breezango comes out and arrests everyone

YOOOOOOOOOOOO

DED

Woods should have cosplayed the nigger singer from rocky 4

>>2837403
It would really expose their shitty roster