WWE SMACKDOWN 7/4 - THE RETURN OF SUPER CENA

is /asp/ ready for the Cena? Can we handle it?

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>>2836797
happy 4th of July /asp/ have a patriotic pic from Naomi's latest shoot.

>>2836797
watch here synchtube.ru/r/cozytube

If Rusev doesn't return today I'll stop watching WWE until Summerslam

>>2836819
Can't wait to see this ugly nig drop the belt tonight

>>2836886
When was the last time a belt changed hands outside of a PPV?

>>2836902
Gotta be when KO won the US title from Jericho the day after Payback right? ~2 months ago

>>2836819
I will cum for her, she deserves it. Already erect and stroking steadily

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>>2836886
Oh u

BURY THEM ALL SUPER CENA PLS

Here we go lads

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?

>not even a minute in and already cringed at New Day

>>2837004
GET HYPED

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Sup, /smack/lads?

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

I need that American P1 shirt. BMAJ demands it.

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USA
USA
USA
USA

who getting a pie in the face

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>Uncle Sammi

>Uncle Sammie
Pedo gimmick when?

>>2837012
aca papu

>>2837012
Papi los gringos se la comen

CRIIIIINGE INTRO

FREE AGENT

>We're Ready Willing and Gable to kick Lass
Never say that sentence again

CROWD IS FUCKING LIT

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>not just hitting the music and having the monster pop

Why did they do this?

JOHN CENA SUUCKS

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THE ETERNAL GOAT

>Our lord's year of 2017
>Still booing Cena

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>July 4th
>rap battle
>shoehorned Cena because they know this'll be bad

NEW RECORD LOW TONIGHT LADS

APPLEDOUGH

goat red white and blue ropes

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USA USA USA

BIG MATCH JOHN

CENA WILL WIN WWE WORLD WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT WORLD BELT TONIGHT FOR MURRICA JULY 4. 1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN

>>2837031
They lookin' real jacked baby

>2017
>Still booing Based Cena

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>Roman Reigns sign
>At Smack

JOHN CENA SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS

So Jinder and Kevin gonna job today?

>>2837035
It's like people chanting "YOU SUCK" at Angle. It's respect at this point.

Jhon can just stand there and pose all night and the crowd would pop every time he cracks his knuckle

Where are they at tonight?

Jinder interrupting soon lads

Cena is based desu

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>inb4 MDM interrupts

lol that one swarthy child did not look excited to see Cena at all and they cut so fucking fast fucking kek

there is always a bunch of fat fucks that chant both cena sucks and lets go cena

>>2837051
my asshole

>starting with a promo for USetty
>following up with a 20 minute cena promo
I'm out

Who is he gonna bury lads

kek roman reigns gets a bigger pop every regular week than cena for his big return

How long has Cena been wearing the blue and orange now? This has to be the longest he's gone without a shirt change.

His hair is so just right now

>>2837061
POO

>we live in a timeline where BMJ is over
Best timeline, we miss you John

BMAJ BETTER COME OUT TO HAVE A USA BATTLE WITH BMJ

>america won the war
This truly is the worst timeline

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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

this nigga took a half year break so he could get a hair transplant LMFAO

>>2837061
Jinder Mahal

>USA built on an idea
>literally built on genocide of the Tatanka and slavery of Naomi

>Cena comes back and gives us a history lesson about Independence Day

Why do they always do this shit? We already know how based today is, John. Get to the point already

BIG BASED POO YES

HARD BODY MAHARAJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

/ourguy/ BMJ is back! HOORAY! GET FUCKED JINDER MASHIT

>>2837061
SDL

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>Trump tweets WWE gif
>WWE gives a 10minute USA #1 Promo

Best timeline

BASED JINDER INCOMING FOR N U C L E A R HEAT

>>2837073
/ourautist/

RALLY DA TROOPS CENA MAKE DEM NIGGAS TAKE A KNEE

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>mfw Cena jobs to Jinder tonight

Where is my Maharaja to receive big heat????

It's gonna be Owens

They don't want Jinder to have to face Indian hero John Cena

aHAHAHAHAHA HE IS ON BOTH SHOWS LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THIS MAN IS SO FUCKING BASED
MOUNT RUSHMORE

>>2837087
>MAYBE

>Allow me to Retort
What does Apollo Crews look like?

BASED BMJ

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>Roman gets BOOOOOS even on SDL

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I hate America.

DAMN ROMAN STILL GOT THAT HEAT

PYCEB FUCK YES

BASED RURU

We're actually gonna live to see

LET'S GO CENA

ROMAN SUCKS

chants. What a time to be alive

RURU IS BACK

based big pop big dog

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I unironically want two hours of Cena squashing Jabronis for America.

THERE HE IS

RUSEV

Based Ruru

RURU
U
R
U

NOT THE RUSSIAN WE WUZ BROS n SHIT

BASED RU RU SMACKDOWN WINS

Kek he is so lame on the mic

RURU
U
R
U

MY NIGGA RUSEV

BASED RUSEV!!!!

>>2837082
That's not my president, fucker

HE'S HERE
>HE'S HERE
HE'S HERE
>HE'S HERE
HE'S HERE
>HE'S HERE
HE'S HERE
>HE'S HERE
HE'S HERE
>HE'S HERE
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>HE'S HERE
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HE'S HERE
>HE'S HERE
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>HE'S HERE
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>HE'S HERE
HE'S HERE
>HE'S HERE
HE'S HERE
>HE'S HERE

BASED RURU

HOLY SHIT THAT DAVE SUCKS BANNER

LE MELTZ ON SUICIDE WATCH

based handsome ruru

OH FUCK LADS

OH FUCK

OH FUCK

BULGARIA #1

RUSEV IS BACK FUCK YEA
Wait hes gettin burried......

RUUUUUUSEV

R U S E V

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THEY BROUGHT HIM BACK TO FEED HIM TO CENA ONE LAST TIME

NOOOOOOO RURU NOOOOOOOOOOOO

RURU

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BASED FUCKING RUSEV.

BEST SHOW OF THE YEAR

>roman reigns
>eruption of boos

RURU

I'm hard here lads

ROMAN WITH THE HUGE POP
EVERYONE ELSE GOT CRICKETS

THE GOAT

FACE TURN INCOMING

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RURU AHHHHHHHHHHH

>>2837105
least Roman is fun to hate

HE'S BACK BOYS

>RURU RETURNS JUST TO TJOB TO CENA AND PROMOTE JINGOIST PROPAGANDA

Glad they're putting him to good use

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>BASED RURU

reeeeee why are they doing this again with Cena and Rusev

I MARKED

BASED RURU

>Rusev is back
>BURIED

RUSEV

>Cucksev

BASED RUSEV

BASED SMA+CK

RUSEV IS JACKED OUT OF HIS MIND

>>2837140
And Cena is fun to love

RURU
U
R
U

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>The Rock said he was never going away

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Ambrose beat Cena like 3 times and he didn't mention his name

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>4th July
>Rusev returns to get buried
Pls No

R U R U

RURUR looking a cute. CUTE!

HOLY FUCK MR. MONEY IN THE BANK IS HERE

SMACKDOWN IS SAVED

LOOKING REAL /JAKKED/ BABY

Ruru with a bigger pop. Shut it down.

Rusev shooting from the hip

This isn't good his first appearance is going to be a burial

BASED RURU /OURHEEL/ FUCK YES

>>2837125
THIS IS THE BEST TIMELINE

wow i thought this boring faggot was fired kek

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>RUSEV

BEST SMACKDOWN IN RECENT MEMORY

>tfw no Rusev comeback commercials

RuRu hitting the feels

RUSEV PUGTRIA
RUSEV KAUFMAN
(BASED MACHKA)
Tutututututuururu

>Jew lie

Face Rusev?

:(

GOOD OLE ANTI AMERICAN HEELS ARE BACK

I LOVE IT MAGGLE

>>2837109
Summerslam should just be one big gauntlet match where bmj runs through the whole locker room of both shows then retires holding all the belts

he is stumbling through this

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this was a good promo until they forced the "foreign invader" part.

>bulge area

>Bulge area

THE
FOREIGNER!

BULGERIA BTFO

Anti-American foreign heel? Never seen this before. So fresh

Bulge area

KEK

>Bulge area
TOP KEK

BULGARIA BURIED

YOUR COUNTRY STINKS

RUSEV DOESNT DESERVE THIS

>BULGE AREA

OK FUCK THIS GUY AMERICA IS A PRETTY DECENT COUNTRY

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>A JOKE
based Zangief

kys Cena

>>2837178
10 million buys

>>2837158
Lana gets to fuck that all the time.

Lucky bitch.

JEE I WONDER WHO WILL WIN TODAY?

AMERICA BURIED

>We're not back in your comfortable home of BULGE-AREA

Kek

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>Bulge area

Why does management hate Ruru?

holy shit based Dolph has the american flag in his pants, maybe he can take a win today :-)

>bulge-area
cena

AMERIFATS BTFO

>WE BLOW STUFF UP TOO

FATASSES BTFO

>Yes chant for burgers

TOP KEK

Burgers BTFO

AMERICA CuCKED

AMERIFATS BTFO AHAHAHAHAHAHA

MURRICAN PIGGU EAT DA HOTDOGS

Based Cena

Cucksev marks on suicide watch

Burgers over as fuck

>>2837178
Would mark for that desu.

Damn....america getting BTFO

can streamfags fuck off

Amerifats btfo

>this pop for cheeseburgers and hot dogs

>hot dogs are over

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But who really wins?

>Blow stuff up
Islami when?

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>we want kozlov

>>2837185
And on Smackdown Live too! I hope he wins either the WWEWHC or the US belt!

>WE WANT HOT DOGS

THIS SHIT JUST MAKES ME LOVE RUSEV SO MUCH MORE

Rusev is getting buried to oblivion.

Casual reminder that less than 3 months ago he was in a mini-stable with Jinder.

Jinder got the skyrocket push. Rusev got so cucked that even his wife is getting more screentime than him.

Cena face looks old and life less

>>2837224
Rusev

>>2837178
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY DIMES

>cheering for hotdogs
what did Americans mean by this?

>A FUCKING FLAG MATCH

>>2837224
plz, Rusev and it's not close

BULGARIA ON A POLE MATCH BOYS

>>2837154
Rock didn't want to leave for real. That was Gaytch's politicks

FLAG MATCH INCOMING

>Rusev buried on arrival

Flag on a pole match

The fuck is a flag match?

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>mfw Ruru and Jinder reunite tonight to destroy Cena

BASED RURU NOT GETTING BURIED

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>not today
BTFO

>>2837238
frankfurters are gud you fuckin savaj

tfw rusev is gonna lose ;__;

a capture the flag match!

Fuck I hate this country

>he doesn't know what a flag match is
18+

SD Live has turned into Smoky Mountain Wrestling.

JINDER SAVES HIS BROTHER Y/N?

Why isn't Rusev a Russian nationalist anymore?

Vince doesn't want to hurt his friend Drumpfs feelings?

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>Cena's big comeback was a standard promo against evil foreigners

member when Bretman Clarke had a flag pole matches when he was the anti american

>RUSEV ''I WON'T BE BURIED TODAY''

Let's move to Bulgaria lads!

>>2837247

18+

Burger will always be over

That's not a song...

Bulge Area BTFO

For all non americans here what is your opinion of USA chants and all the "US #1" stuff?

>Battleground Flag Match
>Plus poo prison match
Where were you when Battleground became more of a gimmick PPV than Extreme Rules

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>rap battle

based RuRu saving the match for a PPV to avoid 100% sure burial

>Another rematch
Someone kill me
>Rap Battle Ft. Nigger
Please someone do it

Are you excited for Lana to win, lads?

>Rap Battle
It's over for Smackdown

>"America doesn't run away"
lmao except when they've been BTFO every country they tried to invade for the past 50 years

>>2837247
18+

>Wale

>don't run
>lost the last 3 wars they fought
kek

The rap off will be cringe incarnate

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What a FUCKING waste of a Cena return, he BETTER be on Battleground

>>2837274
>>2837278
i'll watch it for the boos

>America never runaway
>what's Vietnam?
>what's Irak?

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>wale
literally who

based Lana gonna bury the nigger

>no Cena/Rusev vs Jinder/Owens tag match

sad

>>2837272
Disgusting, necessary

BMAJ

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>>2837255
Then leave

>Rap Battle
>No Bo Rida
Whats the fucking point?

remember when the american alphas were over?

>>2837272
annoying

>>2837272
czech here, i think it is based

DBella looking real jacked baby is he coming back soon

>>2837272
Cringey but at least you're allowed to do it

>tag team rap battle
>breezango not participating

why

>>2837287

he made that one song in 2011

>>2837286
AMERICOWARDS BTFO

>>2837292
>implying he is in America

Huh, that's something I didn't see coming

Gable confirmed the Michaels
Jordanetty get fucked

>AJ not in his American Gear
What is this bullshit?

>>2837297
based Czech being USA's #1 bro

>>2837248
If only Cesaro and Sheamus could show up to help their bros

why did Owens bully Renee so hard last week?

>>2837272
I think it's obnoxious desu

Who would've thought Jason Jordan would be the Janetty?

>>2837272
nothing wrong with some patriotism

>Ruru back for a cheap pop/heat segment
>Another rematch for the Women's belt
>Rap Battle
They can turn it around, right?

fuck i really wished slater won yesterday.

he would've gotten the win on based smack

>>2837272
I love it maggle

>>2837279
>irrelevant third-worlder talking shit

Keep talking, kid, and maybe we'll come and blow off your irrelevant country off the face off the map.

I never noticed gable has permanent sad eyes

>>2837311
me

AJ's been cringe lately, writers trying to turn him into a jokester.

>>2837292
This. I never understand why people don't just leave if America is so bad.

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all boards check in for America day

So...that was it? Cena's whole return is teasing a flag match?

>>2837272
I thought after 240 years they would have gotten over the independence thing by now.

>>2837272
corny and embarrassing

>another championship match for lana
she must give good heads

>>2837279
Especially sad considering Russia did most of the job against the nazis. America's real military victory was against Japan, a third rate army that was falling apart since America expropiated the oil before getting into the war.

The fuck happened to Jason Jordan

I thought he was jakked, baby. Is he literally Black Swagger?

>>2837320
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>>2837320
>>2837320

>>2837324
/woo/ here

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>>2837272

Britbong here, I hate it

It constantly reminds me how we got BTFO by a bunch of farmers in the US Independence War.

>Rap battle

*sighs*

*laughs hysterically *

Great master show E drones, i'll just stick to my just slightly better foreign wrestling in a little tiny nation called Japan, but you ignorant herbs probably cant find that on the maps

*laughs more*

>>2837328
not good enough to get the belt apparently

>>2837332
No

>>2837317
the only country you'll blow off the map is your own when obesity sinks your land deep into the ocean and you increase the whale population you fat american pig

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>>2837290
>>2837296
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>>2837326
>>2837327
Pic related

>>2837297
>>2837312
>>2837312
>>2837334
Thanks, pals ^__^

>>2837335
do it then, no one cares

>>2837272
Latin American here
It's annoying how much they love their country

>>2837324
/tv/ /bant/ /x/ /o/ here

>>2837272
south america here

it's alright, every country does it.

>>2837335
>*sighs*
>*laughs hysterically *
>*laughs more*
cringe

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>>2837319
lol he does

this gonna be good senpaitachi

>>2837335

>false flagging
>knowingly eating shit
>thinking pretending to be retarded makes you right

cringe

>>2837362
That pic looks like bully AJ is back.

>>2837287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNzBkxrWetk

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>puppy monkey baby

This is a good match.

>>2837334
that's so fucking embarrassing

>>2837458
REALLY GOOD MATCH