Seth Rollins copypastas

>>2833949
No.

inb4 dick pics and apology pic. -___-

As enzo would say....ZERO DIMES

That shit stopped being funny ten years ago. Besides, you can google them and get them from wreddit, where you should go back to.

>>2833980
Really? Prove it by sending the link, faggot. I think you're lying.

I met Seth at burger king and he bought my food

>>2834007
I saw Seth Rollins at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>2834263
Thank you.

Jasethy copypastas suck because they have no basis in reality. For it to be funny it would have to have some truth to it. Despite his below average size tool, he seems to be a major player IRL.

Once upon a time I sucked Seth Rollins 3 inch cock. I then went to town on his tight little ass until it bled and drank the blood. I told him he should steal Kenny Omega's knee for his finisher and the next week on Raw he was doing it. Now Kenny has BTFO Rollins in interviews and with his DM, so that totally backfired.

not related to Rollins but, Anyone have the Meltzer reviewing Paige leaks copypasta? Shit was hilarious but can't find it anywhere

EL PAPAUPA DE LOS POLLITOS, EL DADDY DE LOS PIO PIOS, THE A+PLAYER, THE UNDISPUTED FUTURE OF WWE, MR SEXY ASS LOTTERY, THE ARCHITECT, THE MAN WHO BUILT AND DESTROYED THE SHIELD, MR MONEY IN THE BANK, THE NEW DAY CAPTAIN, THE WHITE RANGER, THE CROSSFIT JESUS, THE FIRST NXT CHAMPION, THE MAN WHO DID THE HEIST OF THE CENTURY, THE GUY THAT RETIRED STING, THE 2015 SUPERSTAR OF THE YEAR, THE FIRST EVER WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT AND UNITED STATES CHAMPION, THE GUY WHO MAKES YOUR JINGLE TINGLE, THE UP UP DOWN DOWN MADDEN CHAMPION, THE FIRST PICK OF THE DRAFT, THE FIRST MAN TO PIN ROMAN REIGNS CLEAN, THE GUY THAT FINN BÁLOR IS A CHEAP SECOND RATE KNOCK OFF, THE MAN THAT BROUGHT MOLTRES AND HO OH'S SACRED FIRE IN A TORCH TO WRESTLEMANIA, THE MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER, THE COVER BOY OF WWE2K18, THE GOAT, THE KINGSLAYER, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND, THE MAN

SETH
FREAKING
ROLLINS