Monday Night Ram thread #3

Let's go Miz

>>2832533
Both. Stop settling in life.

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>>2832533

>>2832533
Both lucked out

>Ball family run in for Heath to win

>8 hours and 45 minutes left

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>it's just 9:15

I'd be so dehydrated from cumming on Maryse so much.

who /kissless hugless handholdless virgin/ here?

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boob's

Boypussy > girlpussy

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this is a more realistic storyline than heath getting an ic title match

how is raw so fucking based. i also drank a $5 coffee today and it was bulllshi

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>black and white

>Dean playing the race card with Booker

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>>2832579

Does anyone else like the Dean banter? He gives me a little chuckle

>>2832533
Maryse desu

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>>2832574
>>2832575

>>2832582
this

>>2832589
i do but you are not aloud to admit that here

>>2832575
I literally cant take this anymore.

anyone else feel slightly nauseous watching ram and samckdown?

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is backpage a meme?

>Corey making a subtle small dick joke
Nice

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>>2832579
>hugless
how? chicks hug you for random reasons

A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?

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>Dean on commentary again

>>2832579
im a wizard and a leaf

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based

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>>2832602

>>2832614
Aquí

>>2832579
me but I've had hugs though not in 5 years. also spoke to a female face-to-face for the first time in 2 years recently

>>2832579
This time next week I'll be that plus a level 31 wizard.

Miz needs to end this before his balls fall out

Miz split his pants. lol

wtf was that muisc on that coke ad

Who else wants to fuck Alex?

>>2832614
cambio el canal luego de ver al Miz

When I split, my pants. I thought everyone was on my side. Then I blew my chances all sky high.

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>>2832614
here

MIZ PANTS BTFO

>>2832630
>not liking bix nood music

SHADES OF AJ STYLES

Slayer with the GOAT selling

>>2832626
his great balls of fire? ;^)

>>2832579
I'm a virgin, but at least I've had a kiss and hugs

>>2832611
it implies a lack of female friends

>Dean not being a wacky autist on commentary

Huh

>>2832646
Are you Deanetty?

>>2832614
Acá papi sufriendo mucho con esta porquería de ram

Who else wants to fuck Rhyno?

>>2832630
I agree that song is just fucking weird for some reason. Black women write strange songs.
>>2832631
The hot lifeguard or the one who looks like a Hispanic who just escaped Auschwitz?

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any other edgelords here literally unironically drunk?

I RIPPED MY PANTSSSSS

CMON SLATER

Based Dean BTFO'ing Maggle

SLEATH SLATER

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>>2832648
man...that's fucked up

>>2832656
gotta work tomorrow but i'll probably drink during smack

dean just shit on great balls of fire name burial when?

>>2832656
right here senpai, starting 4th of july earlydeinking ancient age

>mfw this is a better match than any fucking deanetty/miz match in history

wow

What is Slater's finisher? A small package?

Dean BTFOing Great Balls of Fire

Slater is damn good senpai

>>2832658
I knew a queer that ripped his pants at a party running through a forest, he cried and went home

HOLY SHIT BASED SLATER

>>2832670
supah kek

>>2832672
fuck yeah he is

That was actually a pretty damn good match

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>mfw miz splits his underwear and we see his GREAT BALLS OF FIRE™

holy shit this match is fucking good

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behold the new Miztourage

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>It's a "heels get an endless amount of heat" episode

>>2832681
yep it was so fun it felt like a smackdown match

Axel kinda late on the drop there.

Miz and Ambrose have been feuding with each other for two years now and it has been boring

Boo slater should have winned

>>2832579
right here

ring ropes are forcefields

Goddamn Skull Crashing Finale looks like shit

>>2832686
cuckdown is fucking garbage

>>2832684
the state of them

>an actual good match

I hope heath gets added to the ic match

or a ladder match that includes the miztourage

Deanetty is going to take the title back? fuck that shit

>>2832696
>there will never be a "the floor is lava" match

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When did grow dallas gain 30 lbs?

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>No kissing between Samoa Joe and Brock
I wouldn't be so sure, Maggle

I wish Heath would have won but WWE is too dumb to do something like that

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>>2832693
>winned

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>>2832703
oh my damn

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>taking a backstage tour
>open locker room door
>see this

what do?

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That could've been way worse for Miz.

>>2832616
This is the one you should really feel sorry for.

>>2832714
That's clearly a bathroom.

how did roman take that bump without injuring himself

must be because hes GOAT

KINO NEXT

>>2832714
Would masturbate until my dick fell off at home

>nothing that can hold you back
>DO NOT ATTEMPT

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>KINODUST

Literally the best thing on RAW.

>this cena commercial

FUCKING BASED

>>2832721
what bump?

>Is a SJW Cena commercial

>>2832714
Tell the patrolling Schutzstaffel that I found another one hiding

LITTLE LUNGS BURRIED

do all Americans really carry a Dale call?

wtf I like Cena bodyspray now

>>2832729
the bump on the side of the ambulance off the stage and to the floor below

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>>2832714

100 minutes left

>implying based Little Lungs didn't have a good career in the indy circuit
E drones need not apply

>>2832735
Dale's one concussion away from being a potato.

>>2832737
was it at the beginning? I jumped in at Enzo's promo

>lets get the reddit market

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>>2832533
The Miz is this generations Skip.

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>>2832740

:D

WORLSTAR WORLSTAR WORLSTAR!

>>2832744
no it was last week, they just replayed it

>>2832735
No, he's the biggest no dimes drawer in NASCAR.

CREWS CAN'T LOSE

BIG BALLER BRAND SPOTTED EXITING A LIMO

Godamn Titus is a god tier hypeman

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Fuck, marry, kill, eat out?

>titus found himself a new non faggot nigger

DARREN YOUNG BTFO

KINO
I
N
O

apollo had such a bright future

TITUS BRAND BABY URA URA #makeitawin

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Boring as fuck yo.

>>2832766
Marry Bliss, I don't care after that.

Is this a new Gold dust outfit? I can't tell.

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>yfw Summer returns as Goldie's new valet

>>2832766
marry bliss,fuck lana,eat out nikki,kill nattie

>>2832775
fucking this

>>2832766
Marry Bliss
Fuck Lana
Eat out Nikki
Kill Chisel face.

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>>2832714
Why, anon, surely you know what would occur next?

PURE KINO

>>2832766
Fuck Lana, marry Bliss, coin flip on the other 2

what chants are cancer

I'm bored

Goldust/Miz tag team when?

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>this shit promo

Wear is Marlena?

based goldust ending his career with this legendary feud

Based

>>2832766
marry Bliss
fuck Lana
kill Nikki
anal Nattie

>Two 50 year old men fighting over this shit

>>2832777
>>2832780

someone has to clean up that popcorn

Fucking ode to joy

Hey it's time for Shesaro and the HardyzZZ to fight again

>this feud
b a s e d

Kurt watching the DM

That was fucking kino.

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>only 30 minutes for an ironman match

WE ARR DE BARR

>hey this is me

>30 minute iron man match

>not having a raw cover and a smack cover to see what sells most and get the retards to buy both versions
Does Vince hate money?

raw has been god tier ever since roman returned

#thankyouroman

Wasn't angle supposed to announce something about 2k18=

>seth rollinzzzzz

>claudio vs fergal
FUCKING BASED

>>2832772
is that Jim from Virginia?

>>2832818
he already did. It was about having playable trans characters

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>>2832817
Bait as fuck.

>>2832818
He already did, it was like yesterday or the day before. All he did was confirm what we already knew.

>>2832820
honest cringe

Seth vs Bray

How many Zs will it draw?

fucking atheist

Is that the guy that was Miz's sidekick?

HPW IS KURT HAWKINS STILL A THING JUSY STICK HIM IN SOME TAG TEAM

>RAW has made curt hawkins based

cuckdown is a god damn joke

Kurt Hawkins predicting his loss

Man the ratings have never been lower.

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>mfw i expected seth rollins to be the new legend killer after that 2k18 trailer
>mfw i worked myself into a shoot

I can't believe I actually thought WWE would do something good for once, instead we get bland face Seth rollins

>>2832837
The absolute state of you

BURRIED

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this show sucks

Kenny Omega nudes > Raw

What happened to the Bray Finn feud?

This faggot on the mic....

what does he call the knee strike

*teleports*

ive noticed every one is doing roman's tongue out pin. the black guy did it and now seth did it tonight. based roman is already an influence for all of wrestling

i swear if i have to hear bray's shitty laugh tonight

Did Seth just architect a rainmaker with a knee instead? Such innovation!!!!!

>>2832845
Get this gay shit off my board

>>2832848
"The Poor Man's V-Trigger"

>>2832848
The Raintrigger

Why is jasethy shit at every finisher he steals

>jasethys new gimmick is the atheist

LMFAO

>>2832846
Alvarez said Finn was too frail to work Bray they moved Seth into his spot

>>2832850
>roman did it first
It was Taker originally.

>>2832855
I agree, Get raw off my board

bring back the curbstomp god damn it

>bray lurking in a deep dark corner
fucking Jojo in the locker room confirmed

seth is such a cuck

>creates a combo of rainmaker and v trigger for indy cred
>has his old finish stolen by kushida, whines about it, and kushida tells him it's his now

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Who you got

>>2832866
Taker did it with his eyes rolled back

Not even The Rock could save the consistently horrendous writing these wrestlers have to spit out every week.

>>2832871
Fake fighting isn't this serious

>>2832863
this is a lie

>>2832855
Dumbass tou are begging for sissy poster to show up

>>2832873
the big one

Does anyone care about this Rollins/Bray feud

I'm bored

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>these horrible new wrestling games

Why don't they just release a current version of No Mercy?

Why are the threads so slow today?

>>2832873
joe wins
then lesnar murders him

BASED SENIOR JOE

>>2832883
no I didn't even remember they were feuding

>>2832886
Because Ram

Based Bork

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>>2832886

RAW fucking sucks.

>Brock talking
alright

this would have been recorded last week to save one of lesnars appearances

>>2832879
It was on the podcast right after Finn had that first match against the drifter

>>2832886
because it's a good show and people are focused on watching the quality show rather than shitposting and samefagging like on smackdown threads

NOTHING JOE

BASED BROCK WORKING THE FAT SAMOAN INTO A SHOOT

>>2832885
Because No Mercy is shite you nostalgia-blind faggot.

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What's happening here.... I'm turning into a Lesnar mark.

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This interview could be the source of many meme faces

This feels like a work shoot and it's pretty good.

HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUCKING BASED THIS RAW IS GOD TIER

>BROCK, I'M DOIN YOU NEXT
What did he mean by this?

>>2832900
hi vince

I fucking love Joe.

What's redder the Universal title or Brock lesnar's face

Brock's a bully

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Joe "did" everyone in the lockeroom

Joe is the face?

i love samoa joes 'gay' gimmick

the touching with paul
im gonna do u
i did everyone

BASED

>>2832913
somebody gon get they ass licked

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>Brock actually on the mic and not letting Heyman talk

Well it only took what...10 years?

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>letting brock talk
>brock being pretty good

>>2832913
his new gimmick is very rapey

>burying your entire roster for your absent champ
>again

Why are somoa joes sideburns on his neck?

>>2832910
They gave Samosa Joe villain lighting

>The Right Hand of Samoa Joe Destruction

How fucking stupid of a shirt is that lel

OUTLANDER OUTLANDER

guys this Sunday is gonna be fucking awesome

>>2832923
yes it did Jim yes it did

LET EM FIGHT YOU FUCKING IDIOTS I HATE THIS COMPANY

Jamie Noble sighting!!!

Did he say "lets fucking go"?

>>2832927
Where else are they supposed to be?

>>2832907
Kys

This is going to be a savage beating.

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>>2832907

>being this jealous that he wasn't around for the pinnacle of WWE games

>A WWE payperview has an actual main event
What year is it?

LET'S GO CHAMP
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>LET'S GO CHAMP

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>this segment

>>2832940
Guess not since you fags arent sperging over it

>pre-recorded backstage interview segments

Joe got buried by Brock on the mic

>>2832907
18+

>Brock beats Rock, Hogan and HHH
>Samoa Joe did a bunch of manlets and no-draw Roman

WHITES WIN AGAIN

>more cruisercringe
S T A T E O F R A M
T
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R
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>>2832944
>pinnacle
In your mind only lmao.

>Cena promotion
>crickets in Phoenix
what an antidraw

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this needs to end with angle vs joe

Is Mustafa Ali's shirt design a suicide vest?

>Cruiserweights on Pre show for title match
>cruiserweights out on stage and commentators are only talking about Brock and Joe

When will WWE end this meme?

ISIS vs. Britain

lmao

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How are the ropes purple?

Do they literally change the ropes for one match and then change them back or do they illuminate?

I'm not watching this crap any longer, I'm off to take a nap

>>2832910
>>2832954
Somebody needs to shop cuck hair on Joe

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>>2832885
>this

>>2832969
ok normie get lost

>>2832968
Yes. Fucking watch a video or something.

you know you're shit on the mic when even Brock can bury you

>>2832955
>>>/r/eddit
>Le Dig Dig Diggity Dig Diggitty Dog xD!

>>2832979
fuck off dirty nigger, I rather take a restful sleep than watch RAM

>>2832968

Yes, they have an entire crew off on the side, they run in and replace the canvas/wrap the ropes while the ring is dark.

>>2832968
They are lit from the inside. If you show up to a taping early enough you can watch the tech guys fuck around with the color

>>2832968
The tape them very quickly. I not even joking.

>>2832968
The ring crew drink a special liquid that turns their cum purple and then they all collectively cum on the ropes

>>2832983
ok this was funny anon but fuck off really

"I've never been in a street fight, but i've been in a couple assaults" MVP's favorite Samoa Joe quote

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>>2832983

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ok im done

>>2832986
get lost nobody likes u fake fan faggot

>>2832968
Stop posting this shitty bait.
>>2832980
>>2832987
>>2832988
>>2832989
>>2832990
He posts the same thing every RAW with the same picture.

>>2832975
Saving that one.

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that's some ugly ass ring gear

Did the crowd leave? It's silent.

>205
>crowd dies

wtf at every house show these moves get huge pops whats wrong with the tv audience not being able to get hard for it?

>>2832968

They move the announcers and audience to another arena that has purple ropes for cruiserweight matches

>Neville seizing
that kinda scared me

>>2832968
They air drop a new ring with purple ropes in through the roof of the arena and fly it back out when they are done

>>2833012
fuck off /reddit/

>>2832972
>>2832972
>>2832972
>>2832972

>>2832968
They get Samoa Joe to choke the ropes until they turn purple. This is done during the commercial break

>>2833004
its a meme you dip

This is shit piled on shit piled on shit. This is truly a shit skyscraper. I'm done... I'm done....

>>2833015
>xD reddit
18+ ya dig dong diddly noddle head

>>2833021
A tired one

>>2833025
Sucks but this. Just watch the PPVs.

>>2832606
No but you need to do your research else you get pressured to fuck a 73 year old 200pound gook whilst her pimp watches listlessly.

>>2832907
>>2832907
Your opinion is so bad you deserve an additional you. It's a good game, one of the best on the 64.

>>2833066
the sequel is better and so are the wcw games on n64

>>2832703
Trandar going wild. It has a penis, doesn't it?