Ram Gamethread #1

WHO'S READY TO GET SPORT ENTRETAINED?!?!?!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYJUHaoNK6w

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>>2831750
First for SashA+

A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?

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>>2831779
Yo

>>2831758
kill me

>>2831779
Aca papi esperando una porquería de ram con mujeres como evento principal

>>2831779
aca papa esperando a que ya sea martes

How bad would the ratings have to get for them to rehire Russo?

Boypussy > girlpussy

>some top
model shit on before my mandrama
ROASTIES GET OUT

>>2831798
boipucci>boypussy

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The Revival on Main Event for the second week in a row

when the H*CK is triple HHH coming back???

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>>2831779

>>2831808
For Summerslam I bet

RAM BROS

WILL WE FINALLY WIN TONIGHT?

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Kill one Marry one

What's on the agenda tonight

>>2831750
airing live synchtube.ru/r/cozytube

>>2831797
Russo is already writing the show via e-mails to Vince.

Why is the mat green in the package?

>>2831814
Kill the ugly horse
Marry the chink, impregnate her, then divorce her

>>2831814
Marry Sasha, kill the other. How can anyone answer differently

ultimate bait

>>2831817
He shits on it each week on his podcast so I doubt it

>>2831815
diva shit
cringe big cass promos
DA BIG DOG

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not watching this kid show anymore

>>2831814
Sasha is the goner then.

>>2831814
Marry Sasha's feet!

BADDABOOM SADDEST GUY IN THE ROOM

>RAM opens with a Ruby Riot sign
What did they mean by this?

>Ruby Riot sign
Why?

I cant believe corey graves was the shill.

a fucking ruby riot sign

SaveUsCass.jpg

>Enzo solo career

KEK

>>2831825
That's the ultimate swerve, bro.

>enzo gets a pop
Lel cass buried before he even gets a push

Why aint Stridex or Karate Fighters sponsor WWE anymore?

Based Fugly Riot already drawing big dimes without being there

>>2831841
sounds better than a cass solo career tbqh

>best friend kicks the shit out of you 2 weeks in a row
>come out dancing

Big Pop Enzo

How fuck is Memenzo withoun Cass?

ruby riot more over than main roster

Why not just split them up but they stay friends?

Enzo is a cuck.

WHAT DID I MISS

Enzo Mic Skills are amazing though

Enzo would be such a good heel

>>2831860
>this
i just turned it on

I GET KNOCKED DOWN

>>2831860
A lot

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>yfw July 4th smackdown not only beats tonight's RAW but also last year's July 4th RAW

The SEETHING will be palpable

>>2831865
enzo is the brand's top face now

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>Taima used to have a 1k viewer last year every RAW

The state of WWMEME

>>2831860
Roman got over

>>2831867
BUT I GET UP AGAIN

2 HOURS 50 MINUTES LEFT!!!!

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>It's another I get knocked but I get up again promo

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>>2831874
tell me it ain't so

Guys what is going on with corey graves?

How come every week he has an anxiety attack and walks away from the announcing table and goes and shills to Kurt angle?

>>2831864

He originally was a heel, along with Cass, on NXT.

Naturally, EVERYTHING is better in NXT than it is on the main roster.

Why they starting with Enzo? Do they want the ratings to tank right away?

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>muh heart

i'd pay to see conor knock out enzo desu

>>2831879
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA DING-DONG DIDDLY KEEP ME DOWN

>they're still trying to make conor mcgregor pay attention to them

pathetic

What the fuck is Enzo talking about

Holy fucking cringe

>>2831884
Kurt's gay lover

Enzo is the next John Cena.. thats bad

this is faker and gayer than normal

someone cut his mic holy fucking cringe

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>>2831873
>mfw it happens again

there's no need for this promo to go this long

Brooklyn was a mistake

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayy

Just bring Cass out to destroy this dork

Whats the difference between Yaki Soba and Yaki Udon? Which tastes better?

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>yfw Enzo becomes Universal champ in 6 months

that's some tumblr shit going on what the fuck is happening

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nice mic work

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HIRE RUSSO ASAP PLS

SEVEN FOOT CATCHPHRASE


big cass is fucking DONE

YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A 7 FOOT CATCH PHRASE THAT I WROTE

Enzo is the next face of the company

literally what the fuck is he talking about

0 DIMES

0 DIMES

ZERO DIMES

Z E R O

D
I
M
E
S

ZERO DIMES

HE IS /OURFUCKINGGUY/

Enzo is the next head of creative.

pipe bomb

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>zero dimes

BIG CASS CONFIRMED TO BE ANTI DRAW

ZERO DIMES

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>The state of RAW

NO DIMES

ZERO DIMES

0 DIMES

ZERO DIIIIIMES

0 DIMES

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On a show without Dolph Ziggler or The New Day, who will get to make a reference to President Trump's tweet this weekend?

No Dimes Casshole.

#1 seller at hot topic!

0 DIMES

Z E R O D I M E S

>ZERO DIMES

THE STATE OF CASSNETTY

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>he's still talking

Ok that was good but what does this build to? Does anyone want to see Enzo vs Cass?

I ain't done

The seven foot catch phrase thing was pretty good

ENZO IS OUR GUY

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>tfw I like Enzo better than Cass

did ENZO AMOREGAY just become /ourguy/?????????

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ZERO DIMES

Z E R O
E
R
O

D I M E S
I
M
E
S

oh my god please end this shit

NOT ONE DIME

zero dimes

also what did he say at the end there before the music started

>new life

jesus christ

He just rekted Cass' solo run in one promo

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ZERO DIMES

why is this promo so long

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"Big" Cass BTFO

>15 minute Enzo promo
The state of RAM

He's been saying ZERO DIMES since he was in NXT lol

wtf I love Enzo now

0 DIMES

this is my first time watching raw in months and i already regret it

Based Enzo spittin fire

No dimes Cass is garbage

This feud is actually really good, they have a real face and real heel for once.

I'm kinda digging this feud desu

Big "black tee" Cass

RUN CHARLY

Big Colin will never recover from this

Holy shit Cass and Enzo are actually fighting lol

Big Cass confirmed anti-draw

Based "Big Dimes" Enzo attacking the anti draw.

Cass should never talk.

Cass needs to grab that brass ring and do some roids

Was that Billy Corgan?

>>2831970
Speaking of big black....

THIJS NIGGA ACTUALLY WEARS A FUCKING HALF DRESS AT ALL TIMES TO COVER HIS BOOBS LMFAO

That shit was awesome

>Boreley

Hold up....Enzo might actually show he has a possible future as a solid midcarder.

Trashed Cass and then sneaks him? Seems like a good singles start.

Andddddd dropped

I want Sasha and Bayley to KISS

>women "wrestling"
see ya guys next week

A piss break already? I havent even finished my drink.

HORSETTY AND BAYLETTY..

SMACKDOWN WINS AGAIN

nice, time to look at sasha's top tier ass.

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Great feud and story
Sucks it's wasted on these fools.
imagine seeing this with anderson and gallows or something. harper and wyatt.

>>2831979
That's a fast track to Sid 2.0 playa

>Horsey
>Autist
time to get popcorn

Botcha banks and bayletty are a tag now? Woe!

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Based SashA+ working me into a shoot.

Fuck off Bayley

can you imagine being a grown ass man holding "IM A HUGGER" sign

First Big Cass and Enzo and now the divas. Its like the want me to not watch

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>Starting with Memenzo

>Woemn """""Wrestling""""" next


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Memezo
Sasha
Hugger

Best start to RAM in years

>Enzo gets future endeavored after this coming PPV

You know it

huge pop for SashA+
0 pop for bayley kek

WTF Cass is over as fuck i'm a smacklad but I think ram wins this week

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welp

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Wow here from discord wtf happened to this place??? It's just woo and reddit shit now

>Horse and Jay Leno
Yeah, no thanks. Way to kill my hype.

>>2831993

>breaking up Anderson and Gallows

What an awful idea

These sluts together are so fucking cringe. Kill me

Give it to me straight, guys.

Is /OURGIRL/ really going to lose to sasha banks at Big Balls of Steel?

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>Black people going through Popeye's Chicken Willy Wonka Factory

>>2832002
And a Popeye's commercial. RAM wins.

>big cass backstage promo
>bayley

do they want to do a sub 2.0 rating????????

How to kill a hype moment

desu Enzo is seeming pretty based

did he get a teardrop tattoo and NEW on his stomach to go with LIFE? I like it

>>2832001
All that means is BBD is in the Main Event which is great news

>>2832003
I could see him in an offscreen role

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>Memezo to the womemes "rasslin"

JUST

>>2832008
>discord

Owensmark you want next thread?

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>Bayley
>Sasha

Holy shit big Pop bayley putting sashetty in i'ts place

>>2832008

There was wrestling at some anime convention yesterday so the weebs are feeling especially emboldened

If you didn't like that Enzo promo you don't like sports entertainment

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Reminder that your Goddess has been HYPED

>>2832022
Full time promo writer for BBD

>>2832011
Bayley makes me ashamed to be a WWE fan

tfw 144p stream has to buffer

>>2831999
Yes because I held one while wearing my hugger shirt and also holding my womens raw belt the last time RAW was in town

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Nia and Lexi tag match?

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RAM TAKIN ANOTHA L

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UKfag here...fuck me every time I choose to stay up (starts @ 1am) to watch this, they have a shit promo to start the show followed by divashit

>>2832036
fag

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>advertisers trying to force memes

>>2832008
get over yourself nigger this place has always been garbage

NIA BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAP

>>2832037
>your champ and all

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Post YFW women """"""""""Wrestling""""""""""

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>Horseface and Bayleno in the 1st hour

Smug Nia makes my dick hard and that really bothers me

>>2832037
Nia confirmed for doing all the wrestling.

Someone screencap the ruby riot sign

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WHO /SISSY/ HERE?

>I'M NOT LIKE MOST GIRLS
>WHO ONLY EAT JUST WHAT THEY'RE GIVEN
>I WANT KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN
>LUCKY FOR ME
>I'M NOT LIKE THOSE GIRLS
>WHO ONLY TAKE A LITTLE SALAD
>THAT'S WHY MY WAISTLINE HAS EXPANDED
>LUCKY FOR ME
>I'M NOT LIKE MOST GIRLS

>>2832031
and then you get mad at the mere mention of "e drones"

>starting out with Memezo and Ass then Diva shit
Anything noteworthy tonight? This is already awful

Nia will never hold your head in a leg scissors.

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>>2832047

Bliss' theme is based

>>2832010
>break up
>epic feud
>only to reunite after the respect each other more now
nah it's a great idea, cuz

Yes its Bliss! Now I can take my penis out

BLISS
L
I
S
S

did sasha get face surgery or something? why is she so fucking hot now?

still find it hilarious that the only woman whose weight they announce is Nia's

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>THICCY Jax

bliss is GOAT

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>>2832059
Good

Imagine being so fucking samoan you have to get your fucking ring gear upsizee every two months. Stop eating, nia snax

BIG POPS BLISS

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>>2832047

>>2832062

People need to actually be interested in them as a team first senpai

>>2832053
Based but you belong in the /smack/ gamethread not here.

>>2832068
Piss is a goat

at least they're getting divashit out of the way first

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>Alexa

Well there goes my promise to my gf not to fap any more.

Its Alexa Bliss. Time to fap boys

>>2832065
yeah this is weird. maybe she'll start looking like her normal self as the match goes on

>>2832061
ba dum
ba dum
ba dum
ba dum
BADUMDUMDUMDUMDUMDUMDUM

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This Sasha and Bliss feud is going to be the best thing to happen to the women's division and my dick since muh revolution started.

Prove me wrong

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>>2832047

>ywn cum inside bliss

can someone post the seth WORRY meme pls

This shit is like 2006 diva shit what is going on?

where's the big dog promo at boys?

>>2832085
bully ray and scotty was fucking gold

>>2832065
Clearly got a nose job.

>>2832074
even though they are my highlight to raw, i can't disagree with ya there famm

>>2832061
She has the second worst theme in the wwe behind Cesaro.

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>>2832090
His match last night was great fun too

>>2832091
yeah this might be it. fuck she is hot as fuck now. id probably cum in my pants if i wasnt 6 beers down already

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>>2831758
>ENTRETAINED

>>2832078
>Not masturbating side by side
You're doing it wrong, anon.

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Jesus christ I want to lick Sasha's sweaty shithole after a long match

>>2832088
Is that good or bad?

is bliss gonna walk out again

>>2832095
any way to watch slammiversary?

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Alexa's ass is too small

>>2832094
I for one dig the fuck out of the theme

>>2832104
$49.99

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>>2832105

Seek help virgin.

>>2832104
watchwrestlingup

Why do the divas always wear stockings why cant they have bare legs?

>taken out of the match for one barricade collision

Can Bailey get buried any deeper at this point?

>went to take a shit
>match still going on
I miss the 2 min woman matches

>>2832104
don't

Bayley please leave WWE already

>>2832111
>actually giving a fuck about any of this, besides who's hotter

sashA+ flnna make me cum

>>2832096
If only Summer Rae followed.

lmao the ref barely taller than bliss

god damn can we get a webm of jay leno getting REKT

Nia, you're my role model sign

Two weeks ago I got drunk and fucked a chick that looks just like Nia.
...I would not recommend it.

LET'S GO ENZO sign.

>>2832124
why did she crush you or something?

>>2832124
why not

FACE FIRST TO THE PUSSY LOL

Cool, so Alexa is winning sunday.

>that qt jumping for sasha
Thank you based Dunn

>>2832124
how sweaty was it?

>>2832131
No, fucked her from the back
>>2832132
Smelled like cheese

>>2832113
actually it was a pretty good show

BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+ BASED SASHA+

Is Bayley in the dog house?

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>>2832094

>>2832138
There will be shenanigans and they'll have a rematch at Summer Slam

>>2832133
Bliss was suppose to fall into the turnbuckle. She literally botched falling down.

AMBERLAMPS MATCH

>Banks getting the win before the PPV
She's so not taking the championship.

>bayletty

send her to gfw to be allie's foot slave

(((((sources)))))) BTFO

>>2832138

this

holy shit Angle's neck is getting bigger and bigger

Big Strongman saved this show by coming back.

THEY USED THE PIC
HAHAHAHAHAH

>>2832153
Dudes a thumb

Wtf why did they do that to bayley :(

>>2832147
Bliss is and always has been mediocre in the ring. I get her appeal visually and she's decent on the mic, but Sasha can make her look like shit in the ring

>that Lesnar face

>>2832144
They're just doing what they just did to Sasha. Dropping her value for the rise back up.

>>2832158
They had a choice...

Kairi couldnt do the Elbow Drop
OR
Write Bayley off

They chose the latter

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>free agent Cena
>first thing he does is show up on the same show he was on before

>>2832149
They are stretching this feud out until SS.
Banks will win the belt then.

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They used the face. bahahahah

>Free agent
KEKDOWN BTFO

If Stroeman doesn't win at the PPV I say we riot

>Dr. Peppetty

>>2832164
>>2832164
>>2832164
>>2832164

>>2832160
>mediocre

You are being kind. Bliss is shit in the ring, one of the worst females in the entire company.

Is Cena actually going to wrestle or just come out and jerk off for a minute then leave again?

JOHN CENA IS IN THE GLOBAL FORCE IMPACT ZONE

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>>2832169
bork makes the best face

>>2832169
>This guys fat
>I'm tired
>Why am I wearing the belt? This is uncomfortable
>I wonder what Bill's doing
>I hope my money went in, I can't wait to buy that buggy

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>>2832169
>the experience watching Raw

Fucking hell, why is the captcha now even slower and longer than usual.

>>2832200
Lol, instant meme status achieved

Fuxking hell Marrise