Reality Pill

>>2830142
>baiting THIS hard

>>2830142
That's njpw anon

>>2830149
Living in your head rent free

I'm just surfing boards for fun and came across this disaster

Read a book. Get a hobby. Wrestling is something for literal kids, not grown ass men

READ A BOOK

>>2830251
This

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>>2830149
I see lots of chads wandering around with ironic WWE shirts.

If I see someone with a NJPW shirt I know they are into indie stuff that is not even in english
>>2830251
Wrestling is just live theater and pretty cheap

>>2830326
>ironic shirts
>"Chads"

>>2830326
>I see lots of chads wandering around with ironic WWE shirts.
Even you don't believe this Anon

>>2830445
I see lots of guys in the gym with macho man or hulk shirts

>>2830326
>I see lots of chads wandering around with ironic WWE shirts.
Why the fuck are you lying?

>>2830459
see>>2830457

>>2830464
You must live in the deep South or something.

>>2830457
>thinking anyone will believe you go to the gym
Nigger have you forgotten where you are?
Nobody is buying this line of horseshit!!

>>2830142
>maladjusted
Probably 1
>emotionally stunted
Male, so this one's a given. 1
>obese
25.8BMI so pretty much on point 0
>neckbeards
I have a full and luxuriant beard to match the bit on my neck 0.5
>take bi-monthly showers
Mostly once a day.... 0
>dine on hot pockets and tendies
I'm actually a really good cook. Eat lots of fresh produce. 0
>have never been in a relationship
In a LTR now. Very happy. 0
>have no friends
I have a handful of people I can hang out with, but no obsessively close friendships like most people. 1
>parents are ashamed of them
Probably, but only because they're idiot babyboomers who expected jetpacks. 1
>masturbate
Hell yeah! High five me! Actually, just let me wipe first. 1
>...to cartoon child pornography.
gross and illegal 0

5.5/11


As for the bro talking about ironic 80s WWF chad shirts: it's a thing. For whatever reason Macho man shades shirts are a bro thing.

>shut in neets don't know retro shirts aren't in especially as work out shirts
Get out more faggots.

>>2830445
>>2830459
>>2830483
>projecting so hard you think nobody in existence can go to the gym

sad sad sad!

my gf thinks NJPW looks like shit.

>>2831611
A fleshlight is not a gf

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>when some obese cringelord who still watches a redneck soap opera for babies tells you to have sex

>>2831623
i have those too.
WWE has entrances that are over as fuck and has better camera work and is easier to watch. she'll watch any women's match and live ppvs.

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Holy fuck, it's literally him.

He got a haircut, and he lost 60lbs, but it's the same guy.

>>2831774
>better camera work

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