ITT worst bodies in wrestling

>>2827397
nice photoshop

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>>2827397

>>2827397
AN DIS IS BIG ASS

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>>2827469
How dare you.

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>>2827473
How dare you as well.

>>2827499
Idk he looks pretty fucking ripped to me.

>>2827480
AND HE'S 7 SHITS TALL

>>2827499
DUBS
Stupid Faggot.

>>2827522
DUBS
Stupid Faggot.

>>2827541
AN YOU CAN'T TEACH BRAP

>>2827423
It's real ya pinhead

>>2827397
shlubby body........rat fink face. What else do you need to be a star

>>2827397
Needs to start dressing like Kevin Nash. Singlet and long pants so he can hide his odd shape body as much as possible.

>>2827496
>>2827516
Quit seething sperg.

>>2828086
This.

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>>2827397
>dem child bearing hips
Would marry tbqhwufam

>>2827480
>>2827541
>>2827578
CRINGE

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>>2827427
JEALOUSY

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>>2827397
Looks like festus

>>2829604
I remember when this guy had a rat gimmick

a rat

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pic very fucking related

>>2829630

I've always thought Rhyno looks like a giant midget.
Seriously. It's his tiny arms. They barely reach over his head.
They should bill him as "The World's Tallest Midget".
I know people who'd pay money to see that.

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>>2827397

>>2827473
Would eat her fatty sushi like there's no towmorrow.

>>2829647
Best description I've seen of him t b h desu senpai.... i respect his character... but watch his entrance during Survivor Series last year... he's a 40+ fat manlet

>>2829624
i remember when his finisher was a leg drop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzbUYWbD94Q

>>2827473
SLOPPY
L
O
P
P
Y

This thread reminds me that I miss fatties in wrestling.
Not fake fatties like Samoa Joe. Actual fatties, who can do nothing other than be fat and punch and fall on you.
A good fatty match is awesome to behold. The opponent cannot pull off any of his moves because the fatty is too fat and you're anxious as hell because nothing works.
The fatty wins the first match by being fat at his opponent and pinning him with a fat move.
And then, at the end of the revenge match, a miracle happens and the good guy wins and pins the fatty because the fatty accidentally fell and can't get up.

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>>2827397

>>2829715
>282lbs is 'fake fatty'
Autism

>>2829724
He's a fake. He can move.
Actual fatties can only be fat.
They start the match by being fat, their wrestling moves are "I am fat" and their finisher is something which fat people do to normal people and normal people die.
So, yes, Samoa Joe is a fake fatty.

>>2829806
Wrestling needs a new Earthquake

>>2829630
>>2829647
He's a T-Rex

>>2829647
underrated

>>2829715
>>2829806
>I miss bad wrestlers

>>2829838
A wrestler can't be bad if he does what he is supposed to do, retarded smark.

>>2829630

Bah. You'd never go "does he even lift?" with Rhyno. He has a strange body shape, yes, but it makes him only that much more interesting to look at.

>>2829890
>he thinks being a fat, immobile shit is an accomplishment

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>>2829715
>tfw 4chan makes you think you could be in the WWE for 0.00001 seconds

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http://rubberric.ytmnd.com/

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>>2829952
You think that's bad? Check these out

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>>2830003

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>>2830009

>>2830003
>>2830009
Nothing wrong with being a thicc boi

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>>2830012

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I can't believe no one has posted this yet.

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>>2830262
FATBOI HUNTER

HE BIG
HE STRONG
BUT HE AINT GOT NO CUTS

>>2829951
Don't let your dreams be dreams, anon

>>2829838
>he wants some variety
>but muh workrate

>>2830293
Fat wrestlers don't have to suck in-ring.

>>2830262
jesus christ batista was roided the fuck out then

>>2829951
You could always time travel back to the territory days.
>some jobber bounces off of you for 3 minutes
>Sit on him for the 1-2-3
>collect paycheck

>>2828188

Worked HARD.

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>>2829715

>by being fat at his opponent

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This gangly freak

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>>2829715
So Cheex then.

>>2830680
And this pic doesn't even make justice to how weird his body was.

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>>2830707
Better?

>>2830018
Who is this lol

>>2830721
Nature Boy.

>>2828217
where did this body go?

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>>2829715
Wrestling needs less women and more fats and midgets.

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Baron Corbin takes the cake.

>fat
>shitty long hair
>shitty attire
>balding
>awful hairline
>ugly
>big nose

0 idea what Vince sees in this dude.

>>2830720
Yep.
Straight out of a concentration camp.

>>2830736

Did a crane lift him over the ropes? No way he fits through them.

>>2829715
>And then, at the end of the revenge match, a miracle happens and the good guy wins and pins the fatty because the fatty accidentally fell and can't get up.

Literally the finish of the Wrestlemania X main event

We need more fatties like Yoko

>>2833072
Wyatt is not bad.

>>2833072
Is that Cthulhu on his shirt?

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American Balloon

>>2829718
Holy qt3.14

>>2833209
How do you get a physique like this

Is he natty

>>2830720
Looks like a Titan.

>>2830741

His height

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>>2827397
Both of them

>>2833522
Holy fuck, Rosey was looking massive.

>>2830717
He looks like he would smell so bad

>>2829630
Literally a construction worker from Gumball

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>>2827423
>nice photoshop
Have you seen raw in the last two weeks??

>>2829652
Give uncensored version pls

>>2830273
This isn't even as bad as this >>2830262

At least in the later one he was old so being fat is understandable. Plus he doesn't have JACKED Batista making him look like a pinhead

>>2834552
Trust me, you don't wanna See it

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>>2835183
I wished I listened to you....

>>2835357
Bruce...........is that you?

>>2827397
How does this joke loser have a smoke show girlfriend?

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>>2835357

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>>2835357
Never thought vagina bones could be a bad thing

>>2835357
Is this some poorly made clay sculpture made by a retarded child?

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A fat thread this long without a Hero/Ohno mention? I am dissapoint.

>>2836521
WTF happened? He was like a taller Ryan Reynolds.

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>>2827397

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obligatory

>>2835690
tall

>>2836521
Look at that stud on the left. A little more muscle and he could be a WWE champion. Instead, he's Gaseous Ohno, too fat to wrestle without a shirt AND a tucked-in undershirt

>>2828188
>MAD

>>2827469
Her body is kinda hot tho

>>2827496
>Worst bodies in wrestling
>Posts the worst face

>>2829604
He has a muffin top on his arm band.

>>2829715
Brock Lesnar would just throw them around.

>>2830273
He was probably just bulking up his weight to cut down into muscle.

>>2833522
THE BIGGER DOG
Gee, no wonder that nigga dead

>>2835357
genetically
superior

>>2837696
But that's not Shawn Michaels

> le posts picture of wrestler with good body for the (you)s

>>2828086
Fuck knows what possessed them to keep a shirt off him, it's not exactly difficult to see how trash his body is.

>>2840979
>insecure fatbody gets triggered
How about you just not click on the thread

>>2841008
> Seething

>>2840964
had me fooled

>>2841431
Who is it though? It's on the tip of my tongue but I can't spit it out.

>>2841446
Tommy Dreamer

>>2841640
Thanks. It's pretty hilarious that RIS comes up with Shawn Michaels - Playgirl

>>2841612
Yuck

>>2839039
not at all

>>2841707
Yea it is

>>2830015
Thicc Ric!

>>2837696
TOMMY TOMMY TOMMY TOMMY TOMMY TOMMY TOMMY

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>>2830717
disgusting