Meanwhile, in Ancient Greek /asp/...

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>>2823724
Dost though seeith, sethicus?

Sethicus the Armenian's manhood is quite aesthetically small.

Based big labors hercules working hera into a shoot

Roman strong style > greco weak style

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>>2823724
>be Ionian in development
>Athens challenged me at Takeover
>hit my signature Achilles Heel, but he kicks out, and I lose by submission
>put into a dumb slavery gimmick
>go into comedy gimmick, but thanks to my contract I can do gladiator fights in the indies
>get a good following
>Sparta attacks Athens
>thanks to an ancient tradition we decide who gets control of Mycenae by a duel
>represent the god Hermes, and get to fight for Athens (the GM is SEETHING)
>reluctantly outfit me with a small axe, and a short sword
>my Spartan opponent gets mega push: a massive spear and a mace
>looks like it's going to be another squash match
>he tries using his polearm to take me out, but I shove it to the side, and hold it under my shoulder, so he can't use it
>he tosses the polearm to the side and draws his mace
>I throw my axe at him, it misses, and lands on the floor behind him
>draw my dagger
>instead of fighting me, he turns around to grab my axe
>run and grab his spear and charge him
>he grabs the axe, and turns around
>spear him through a table
>mfw i just beat the face of the company with his own finisher

Sparta has always been shit at Underworld in a Cell matches.

>>2823724
Can't wait to see Hercules and Iolaus go one on one in Hades in a Cage.

>>2823900
Stix Dubs confirm.

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>Son of Zues
>Run trains on everyone in front of me
>Take down biggest face and heel in company
>live to see the day I become the villain
>moving on to more appreciated Nordic Pro Wrasslin

When will /n/drones learn?

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>>2823724
>Bellerophon
>Never the guy
>Never drew a drachma
>Only slew one shitty Chimera
>3rd worst rider of Pegasus
>2nd worst son of Poseidon
>Didn't even make the Argonauts
>Couldn't become a god
>Got worked by literal who human kings

>>2823900
This board doesn't deserve this level of effort

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HEY SOCRATES

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I've been using a regular rear waistlock suplex as my finisher, since Germany and the German suplex doesn't exist yet, but it's just not enough to put my opponents away. Thinking of switching to the spear instead. Pic related:

>>2824536
Where are my /thor/ lads?!?

>>2823813
Smaller dicks are more loved in Ancient Greece please look at a statue

>>2824542
>never drew a drachma
Kek

Sing, O muse, of the mediocrity of roman, son of haku, that brought countless ills upon the ratings

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/HoT/ Helen of Troy General, My Horse is Wooden Edition

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Who was the jannetty?

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>>2824678

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>tfw can't manage a pederasty stable

Based Big Kratos working the godlets into a shoot

>>2826050
All Greeks are janettys to Big Match Rome.

I swear I read somewhere that those matches would go on for 4 hours.

One of these days we will have a renaissance, brought to us by a Golden Greek.

>>2825831
does that you mean you 're going to get ten guys to ride it and then put it inside Helen?

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>conquered a thousand nations
>never drew a dime

>>2823724 where are their tats and bacne?

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>>2823724
>Meanwhile, in Ancient Greek

ancient Greek royal rumble

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>Not watching superior Roman Wrestling

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Leaks when?

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JUPITER'S COCK

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>>2827041

fuck off you're ruining this board with your wrestling bullshit this place was better when only my fellow Diskobolii were here now who wants to throw some javelins at these men whomst let dionysus have sex with their wives?

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>>2827148
This!
>watching naked man fighting
True patricians lik myself love dem javalines

Based new Rome pro wrestling btfo'ing Olympiadrones

IT'S THE NEW SLAVES , YES IT IS

NIGGERS WORK NIGGERS WORK

Greekan Reigns has never drawn a Drachma