Sammy Hagar in Cabo edition!
Take youe BIC lighters out and smoke a cigar lads
>>2823558
Jap shit is trap shit.
I was front row when the barricade busted. AMA
>wrestling for decades
>nearly always over
>reinvented himself several times
>iconic moveset
>iconic look
>drew many yen
>drew many peso
>drew a few dimes
is liger our guy?
>>2823558
Any hot Meltzer takes yet?
>>2823567
How close did you get to Billy Gunn?
>look at that empty arena
NJPW BTFO
thats a handsome chink, That is like 1 in a billion
Why the shit can't you disable comments on taima?
/wooo/tists flooding it with their trash literally ruins the stream with the constant updating.
You know, as a J-Drone, I hate having to fucking agree with him but he's absolutely right.
>>2823567
What's the smell in the arena?
>>2823568
liger always been /myguy/
>>2823567
IS IT ALREADY BROKEN!
>>2823568
LA barka
daily reminder Ace has already destroyed all of your favorite waifus
>>2823575
This jew is under wwe contract. With jews you lose.
>BASED RAINMAKER brought down to the midcard by the sheer shittiness of CAWDY
Feels bad lads
>>2823568
Yes, but this show is very mediocre.
>CAWdy
hopefully he doesn't win
>>2823583
im ok with this
Who /okada/ here?
represent based chaos
Wait what's his gimmick again?
>>2823568
>Not realizing real Liger died years ago
>There have been as 5 Ligers trough the years
Everytime one dies they just replace him lads
>>2823583
I'd let him fuck my wife if i had one tbqh
>>2823583
Mayu!
>>2823575
let us not forget Mr. Branmuffins is a confirmed E-drone who does pre-show commentary. what production errors is he referring to?
>>2823575
What was the first big AAA show for Americans with Striker and Vampiro doing English commentary and it was an absolutle mess from start to finish?
>>2823594
Son of a Son of a Plumber
This event is really good so far and the next 4 matches should be good, Naito/Ishii and Omega/Elgin are going to be really really good
Good Ol JR.
>>2823594
He can't escape his father's shadow. That's his lifetime gimmick.
>>2823594
>muh daddy
>muh kewl club
>>2823583
>>2823601
son of son of havoc?
sammy hagar is a fucking goof
Jap wrestling on suicide watch
It's one thing to watch a japanese show and see the well dressed salarymen and cute teenage girls in the crowd and think hey maybe wrestling isn't that lame after all.
It's another to see a bunch of fat mouth breathers worshipping five foot ten gooks by meme chanting at them in a poorly lit room
US expansion is dead in the water
>>2823606
based ace
>>2823594
never having a good match
>>2823594
Ted Dibiase Jr if he didnt quit
>>2823598
They've had the titantron videos fuck up a few times, and they had a weird moment in the last match's entrances where whatever music Assman and company came out to kept playing over Tanahashi's theme for about five seconds.
>>2823603
Old fuck needs to hang it up, he's fucking up more than usual
>>2823610
>3 hour merch line
Eat a dick e drone
>>2823595
he's not slash you idiot
the bingo hall is empty i repeat the bingo hall is empty
>there are actualyl people watching this jap garbage
this board is fucking dead
pls no jr on my japanesse stream
I swear I just heard Nakamura's music in the background
>UNITED STATES HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE TAG TEAM UNITED STATES TITLE WILL BE DECIDED HERE TONIGHT
Can you imagine if WWE had an intermission every week during the 3 hour show?
This show has been trash.
The worst New Japan Show in years.
Is Naito the third most over guy behind Okada and Omega on this show?
>naito and ishii tonight
>naito and omega tomorrow
why does this dumbfuck jr keep saying the us champion will be decided tonight? finals are on night 2.
>>2823619
Yeah gotta sell out all those XXXL t-shirts
>>2823631
i'd say second behind omega and above okada
>>2823631
Tanahashi
>>2823631
yessir
>I see the Stamford Wives are still SEETHING
>>2823631
yes
in terms of popularity tonight
Omega > Okada > Naito > Ishii
>>2823572
It's intermission time anon
>>2823631
Him and Tanahashi are pretty close.
Seriously do people unironically watch this? Is this like a the room situation where people watch it because it's so bad?
Cody is the dirt worst promo in the world.
>A
>FUCKING
>HALF TIME
>SHOW
>>2823633
if JR isnt in front of a wwe cam hes spiked 24/7
>>2823645
yeah i just don't get sami haggar in cabo
>>2823638
I hate WWE, but this show ISN'T a New Japan show, it feels like some garbage indie show.
Terrible.
>>2823645
NJPW is the only kind of wrestling that some of my non-wrestling fan wants to watch with me.
So no.
>so much oil
I like this commercial
Who is facing Ishii or Naito in the finals tomorrow?
>>2823645
The good part hasn't happened yet.
>>2823645
WWE is pretty bad, huh?
>>2823645
I just couldnt sleep and thought I'd watch for the memes.
>>2823654
omega
>>2823649
can't say I'd blame him
>>2823651
has been mostly roh guys so far when it was singles. These last matches will work a lot better.
>>2823654
Omega I think.
I can't believe they won't put Kenny on both shows.
>Naito
>Kenny
>Okada
Drones are about to learn something after this filler tag match.
Wait, was that all the preshow?
>literally an roh show
new jafag drones btfo
>>2823638
>laughing hysterically at this abomination
>yo-you are s-so mad kek
just enjoying the train wreck, my man
>>2823652
This isn't NJPW though it's a jumped up american indy show. The atmosphere isn't the same since american wrestling crowds are the worst in the world while the japanese are the best
>>2823654
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G1_Special_in_USA
>>2823670
Sure ya are
>>2823666
It's intermission at the moment
>Tomohiro Ishii vs. Tetsuya Naito
>Michael Elgin vs. Kenny Omega
How do you want this to go down?
I'd like to see Ishii vs. Kenny tomorrow.
Stupid fucking leaf
any of you fags gonna watch the free Manny Pacquiao fight going on in an hour or so?
Bassy voice: KING OF SPORTS
Treble voice: New Japan Pro Wrestling
(intermission over)
>>2823671
This crowd is really trying to be hyped even for undercard tag matches. I don't get the crowd shaming.
Where are the Jap diva sluts?
How has it been sop far? I forgot it came on at PM instead of AM
War Machine with the lol level warrior transmog armor
Is AXS producing this show? Seems to be a lot of little fuck ups
>>2823684
I wonder how bad they smell?
>>2823682
we like fake fighting when they tell us it's fake, not that mafia work bullshit
>>2823679
Naito Elgin in the finals
>>2823686
Average New Japan undercard, ZSJ/Juice was pretty good though
bootleg ascension kek
BASED USOS!
>>2823686
Garbage.
The worst "New Japan" show ever.
No demon guerillas? they must be losing.
>>2823686
Nothing special. The matches have been exactly what you'd expect thus far.
Notable is JR being complete shit, a good deal of production issues and Tanahashi doing absolutely nothing in his match.
>Josh Barnett has to relate every wrestler to what their football position would be based on their size
>everybody was Bullet Club
>>2823674
Highlighted for you
Roman, Usos and Tama Tonga could make a good stable of brothers, they look exactly the same
>>2823685
>NJPW
>female wrestling
pic related
>>2823688
yeah
GoD THEME SO GOOD
Ha dont worry I'm sure Punk and Batista are gonna show up any minute guys
>>2823686
The actual NJPW matches are starting now.
>NO DQ
>>2823696
Calling it the worst new Japan show ever when Omega/Elgin and Naito/Ishii is on the card.
>Ascention vs Usos
cant wait
>>2823703
Be a step down for tama to be honest
No DQ tag match = tornado tag rules?
WHAT'S ROMAN DOING IN NJPW???!?!?!
>>2823684
That fake hype is whats shit. If someone tells a funny joke you laugh, you dont say "That was funny".
Same with wrestling, if something cool happens you cheer you don't start chanting this awesome or some other gay shit in unison with your fat friends
>gimmick match
well this is now a glorified ROH show
>>2823712
technically speaking it would have to be because there wouldn't be a ring count for the non tagged partner
>>2823715
Have you listened to the crowd? They were awesome as fuck. this no dq chant was first shit chant.
>I challenge you to a time waster, call it on the fly, filler, walk and brawl!
>ACCEPTED!
>Tama Tonga and Tanga Roa didn't even bother putting on facepaint for this shit show
>DQ ≠Dairy Queen
HANSON IS A GOD!
>JR openly admitting he has no idea hat's going on
>>2823723
He didn't need to say anything we could already tell
Can we acknowledge this 0/10 camera work?
>Roman and Camacho came to save NJPW from this embarassment
thank you big dog
>>2823728
random camera guys who don't know how to use camera on pro-wrestling show.
>>2823728
G1USA was a mistake
What production errors have happened?
>>2823728
The production in general has been absolute trash. What a shame.
BASED HANSON
Better cardio than most of the E
Are these guys related to Roman etc?
>>2823685
>>2823704
>NJPW
>female wrestling
Soon
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa
Can't say much for New Japan but I have been convinced ring of honor sucks.
Based War Machine.
>>2823735
not samoan, tongan.
>>2823733
Falling for the frizzy haired jew... pathetic.
WHEN'S OMEGA/NAITO/OKADA?
Those are the only people I care about
>>2823732
>JR and Barnett onscreen
>"Well JR we also have a great..."
>*cuts to random video package*
>>2823735
nah
>>2823745
Afrer this piss break ends we will have a GOAT string of 3 matches.
>>2823745
The next matches after this one
What's with all these edrones bitching about the production quality? Just because you were a little a/v club faggot bitch in high school doesn't mean you bring that shit here
>Diving Headbutt
Wait people still do that even after Benoit?
FLYING FATTY
>>2823735
i think through some blood brother shit
BASED CHASED
>>2823751
2 star production so far.
CHASE MADE IT TO THE SHOW
>It's No DQ, does that mean...?
>I don't know the rules here!
How does this still happen in pro wrestling?
Based Chase
>>2823754
Grow a pair. Also, DB used it as well. Only good wrestlers use it.
>>2823754
Nigga Daniel Bryan was doing that after Benoit in the wwe
>yoshitatsu
>billy gunn
>chase owens
what did they mean by this ?
>>2823761
We don't have a unified rules of Pro-Wrestling
>>2823728
>trash card
>trash production
>trash commentary
lmao
>>2823765
What did you mean by this? You think chase is there to rake in the tens of viewers smoky mountain gets?
so how are those two pineapple niggers related to The Rock?
>leg drop through the chair
>>2823765
NJPW bringing out the big money draws!
>>2823767
we wwe now
NJPW is really gunning for WWE's audience
Hansen is the GOAT
>crowd shots
you aren't supposed to copy the wwe, kidani
>>2823761
bennett's been hit in the head half in his life and JR doesn't give a fuck about NJPW, he's just here for the easy af paycheck
>>2823769
they are tongan not samoan
TOPE SUICIDA
>>2823776
They do it on all their shows, normally you see jap qts instead
>>2823575
DAMAGE CONTROL
>>2823769
Haku adopted Rock as his nephew and no one was going to tell him otherwise
I gave NJPW a chance but after 2 hours this shit just isn't good, it's too amateurish.
Yea WWE is also trash but I'd rather be served shit from an established company than from some unknowns
Naitooooooooooooooooo. (o)
Lol I think NJPW might know Bullet Club has no chance with Cody as the boss.
Biz Cliz getting buried.
>production errors
who gives a fuck
>Naito vs Ishii next
Thank fuck the NJPW part of the show can actually start
>>2823788
>Leaving before what will be the best matches of the night
How long is this shit? 3 hrs? 2 hrs?
ISHII
ISHII
ISHII
ISHII
>naito/ishii
>omega/elgin
>okada carrying cody
BASED
the problem about this show is the ROH setup, honestly I feel like I'm watching a ROH PPV
This is so boring which is a worse sin then being shit.
>>2823781
>Haven't seen a Daniel Bryan match.
y tho
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>>2823788
>failing at the casual filter
enjoy missing 3 GOAT matches
Who is sabotaging the show? Is Naito or Ishii coming out?
>>2823799
Its 5 hours if you don't count the pre show
>>2823799
4 hours if the TV time slot is right
THE ROH SHIT IS OVER
THE REAL SHOW IS STARTING
GET IN HERE
>watched 2000 Nitro earlier
>unironically better than this
where we at
>Runing Naito's pop by playing Ishii's music first
Ok now this production error shit is getting out of hand
Finally some jap guys, I don't watch a Jap promotion to see non-japs
>smudge on the camera
The absolute fucking state of this event
God I fucking hate ROH shit
STONE PITBULL
I BELIEVE IN ISHII
That's a fucking nice Ingobernables shirt
>>2823826
Naito brofisted that camera on his entrance
This show is shit, I can't wait until a real show like WWE Great Balls of Fire
What the fuck is wrong with JR?
>>2823799
wwwe is baby scared the scary wrestling show is gonna go past his widdle bed time :( Poor little faggot. This is professional wrestling bitch. It'll end when it wants to end. Maybe take your dads cock out of your ass and sit tight for a bit, you might learn something.
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT NWO JR
>>2823841
seething much?
>>2823841
cringe
Cant tell if this Ishi guy is 30 or 60
ZACKERY VS NAITO OR ISHII
>the fangirls are back
>>2823839
JR doesn't give a fuck about NJPW
>>2823846
You just got served!
LOLing at everybody getting worked by JR.
>>2823849
Hoping it's ZSJ/Ishii so stone pitfall can stuff him
>>2823839
He thought vader was dead earlier, hes fucking out of it
So how exactly does Omega not win this since it NJPW doesn't like to do screwy finishes? Do power levels not matter in Japan?
>>2823864
Nope, upsets happen in new Japan, it's usually how they set up feuds or rematches
Kick his ass Naito!
>>2823864
They're not in Japan
theres over 1000 people in taima.tv I guess I dont feel as much as a dork not being out with all the good looking people
This is a great match
>>2823866
Toru Yano has built a career with this
any pic of that QT?
UBERHAXORNOVA
Is there a way to disable Taima comments?
THE CONSTANT UPDATES ARE KILLING MY STREAM
I want Naito to fuck my boipucci desu senpai
>>2823882
Get better internet or upgrade from windows 95
>tfw Honma and Shibata would probably be at this event if it weren't for their career ending injuries
He looks like George The Animal Steele
smiling naito is precious
>>2823886
I would like for you to be gassed out of existence t b h desu senpai
He's a god damn appliance
BS BS!
LOLNAITO
>>2823896
JR has reverted back to 'Big Show had hands as big as typewriters' style commentary
WHAAATTTTTTTTT?
WHAT
ISHII
ISHII
ISHII
ISHII
ISHII
WHAT
FUCK THAT
>No Naito vs Omega in the finals
I wanna die
Based pitbull. He's winning it all boys.
>>2823906
He's picked up his game for this match.
New Japan World is telling me that this isnt available in my area. Whats up with that shit?
What a stupid match it made no sense.
GOODNESS GRACIOUS
OUR GUY ISHII DID IT
INGOBERNABLE KEKS BTFO ETERNALLY
People upset that Ishii won. Ishii is awesome.
ZACKY
VS
ISHII
The last two matches are the first NJPW rasslin I ever watched live and it's bretty good. I used to watch Raymond Rowe wrestle in front of like 100 people around here. Now he is wrestling in front of 600 in a bingo hall for NJPW. Good for him.
NAITO GETS TOMORROW OFF
BASED NAITO RELAXING ON SUNDAY
The shantytown of the Los Incooggornablbebes
>>2823918
GREAT BALLS
ISHII VS ZSJ
NAITO CONFIRMED FOR G1 CLIMAX WINNER AND MAIN EVENTING WRESTLE KINGDOM 12
>Stardust Janetty BTFO by the GOATBull
BASED
Ishii has literally always been /myguy/
Elgin wins
>>2823915
Same with the first WK he called. The last couple of matches he found his groove and was obviously more comfortable calling solid 1v1 matches that cluster fuck tags or RoH style
As God as my witness Ishii broke Zack into half
Hopelly Reddit Omega doesn't win
>>2823936
JAMES
BEEG MIKE
>Omega not signing another contract
>Naito gets the push Omega wouldve had
>Omega going to wwmeme next year
hurts bros ;_;
>>2823936
Meh. Japan has better qts.
>>2823936
based NJPW bringing in the long island babes
>>2823942
strong style fatty is shook
>>2823922
I cant see this being good
So Kenny wins the US title and Naito wins the G1 now correct ?
alright fuck this I wanted Naito to win the US title, now it literally doesn't matter anymore
>>2823956
DIE
LET'S GO KENNY GIVE OMEGA YOUR STRENGTH
Bullet Cringe
ishii is so fucking based
>hasn't changed his gear in like 6 years
>5'8" and the best powerhouse in wrestling
>shits out 5 star matches
>can switch between no-selling and selling amazingly well
Kenny is gunna throw in the towel on Cody after he loses.
If he wins he is winning the belt
>>2823558
>Artificial Flavors
that's all you need to know.
>>2823963
Do it for your waifu!
K E N N Y
E
N
N
Y
/ourguy/ is here
>us iwgp title tournament
>only american left is ROH Jay Lethal
okay gedo
>>2823966
I liked when he suplexed Fale in last year's G1 and you could see his knees buckle but he still lifted the fucker up.
i swear if they dont start a USA chant this will be the worst crowd of 2017
>>2823974
Based retard
>>2823974
>meanwhile a canadian is US champion and an Earthling is Universal Champ
Really boggles the mind now
>>2823974
Adelaide?
>>2823974
>young bucks junior heavy tag champs
>neither are named Junior
wtf gedo?
He missed that kick by a foot.
>boooo
>>2824021
I just don't get Omega. He's just WACKY~! Dean Ambrose with more movez.
Okada was the reason those matches were what they were.
>>2823576
My wife kept saying the whole place smelled like sloppy Joes