>tfw nuclear heat with the IRS

>>2822839
Based tax collectors drawing dimes.

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>yfw this guy shows up to your door

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>tax day
>turn heel and don't pay taxes
>IRS challenges me at the next PPV
>lawyer comes in and interferes in the match, so i retain
>debut my stable of me, my lawyer, and an accountant
>IRS beats my accountant at the next PPV
>he challenges me again
>IRS goes over
>GM with a Judge gimmick comes out
>is about to declare IRS the winner, and suspend me
>lawyer returns to a pop, and attacks both the IRS and the GM
>Lawyer vs IRS with GM as special guest referee
>IRS wins, and gets all of my Money in the Bank
>boss finds out, and future endeavors
>at least i'm not a jobber anymore
>go working the indies with an inmate gimmick

>>2823357
That's a nice way to put it.
This board needs more mundane shit written with wrestling lore.

>>2823357
top kek

>not drawing dimes at all
>am the janetty of my family
>creative not booking me with a love interest
how to i get back into the midcard bros?

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>>2822839
>tfw upcoming program with attorney general

>>2823357
The IRS had such a shitty face run, they're a natural heel. It's a shame that angle where they BTFO the tea party didn't go anywhere.

>>2822895
>Based tax collectors drawing dimes.
taxation is theft!

>>2823943
You gotta reinvent yourself, brother.

>>2823954
>>tfw upcoming program with attorney general
>remember you won an immunity battle royal 10 years ago and never needed it

>Midcarder heel police gimmick
>Kill a nigger to do a face turn
>Work the reddit faggots into shoots
>Become top babyface on 4chan
>Tweener irl
>Dropped down card because of backstage politics

>>2826127
St. Darren vs Darren Young was a good feud.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0RebubZ3f4

I got worked pretty hard by Obamacare, anons. I had a job as a temp, got hired after six months, then received superior health insurance. The heels at the IRS still took like $600 bucks from my return, even though I didn't have a hospital visit in there.

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>heel chad challenges me at Bedroom Brawl PPV
>pregnancy match for the pregnant gf title
>me and chad double pin
>i'm declared the winner but chad may have gotten the three count first
>me and gf feud with chad over who won the match right in the middle of the ring
>suddenly GOO GOO GA GA hits
>babby comes crawling out the entrance wearing my signature t-shirt
>crawls into the ring and begs for me to pick him up
>bend over to pick him up and cradle him like the greatest gift
>turn around to hand him to gf
>she slaps me
>babby hits me with finisher
>i'm laying flat in the ring
>babby tears my signature shirt off, has a chad t-shirt underneath
>gf shares kiss with chad in the ring while holding babby
>don't show up on tv for three months and get FE'd while chad does a double heel turn and leaves gf's stable

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>>2826205
>cuck angle

>>2823943
>Take a shower
>Hit the weights
>Have sex

>>2826205
this is why the third man always needs to be black, so you know whose babby it is