Jack Swagger sure is a big guy.

Holy shit elgin is a turbomanlet

"big mike"

Elgin is deceptively short, honestly.

Also, state of Swaggie's gear.

lmao Elgin fucking exposed

Swagger looks like he hasn't seen a gym in years

>>2820126
would you workout if ur wife did porn tho

>>2820122
Michael Elfin

>>2820113
FUCKING JUST

>>2820113
Im surprised NJPW didn't want him, he would be a perfect fit. Okada needs more opponents that aren't just muh workrate manlets

>>2820133
>Seeing unprecedented worldwide success with the way things are now
>"No, but throw in some tall guys, though"
Go to bed, Nash.

Shitposting aside, not even Swagger knows if he's gonna keep on wrestling full time, he's actually considering MMA.

>>2820126
>no longer under the wellness policy
Why isn't he on gear?

>>2820228
He's not on Vince's clubhouse anymore and in the indies nobody gives a shit about how jacked you are, he's not going to outroid Brian Cage anyway, so why even ruin his body with junk?

>>2820211
It's true though. Tanahashi vs Naito has been the big draw this year not Omega vs Okada and a big part of that is because Omega just isnt a credible threat to Okada.

>>2820246
Then why did Omega/Okada 2 drew twice as much as Fale/Okada?

Omega/Okada 1 drew four times that but that's not fair because WK.

>>2820279
Because Big Cuck Fale is a fat midcard geek

>>2820279
Your two examples of Okada/Omega doing good business have Tanahashi vs Naito on the card so it doesn't prove the point you're trying to make

Well, Swagger is like 6'7. Mike's listed at 5'11. Looks accurate

>>2820113
A visual metaphor of the difference between the WWE and njpw.

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>>2820113
i forgot both of these doughy nobodies even existed. what shitty little appalachian warehouse is this snoozefest taking place in?

>>2820279
>comparing Fale to Omega
wew lad

>>2820113
Holy shit, Swagger looks terrible.

>>2820113
He's going by "Formerly Known as Jack Swagger" because WWE owns the name Jack Swagger.

>>2820113

What went wrong?

Elgin was never considered big Mike because of his height though. Everyone that's in the mid to upper card is taller than him. It's his width and propensity for power moves.

>>2820651
He wasn't great nor good at being a great wrestler

>>2820122
>Holy shit elgin is a turbomanlet
>"big mike"
he's like taz but smaller.

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>>2820113

>>2820113
I never realized how important wrestling attire was till i saw this pic. It's like he he went to the gap to buy swim trunks and got a size too big.

>>2820113
Elgin would fuck swagger in a shoot fight.

>>2820732
That giant baby is looking pretty jacked

>>2820732
Wtf am I looking at? Was this a science experiment or is this a shoop?

>>2820246
Yeah Omega is so not much of a credible threat that he outdrew Tanahashi are WK and outdrew Naito for Dominion. Stop talking about shit you don't know.

>>2820732
Has science gone too far?

>>2820123
Met Elgin earlier this year,he is 5'7" tops. But seems to have some kind of lifts in his boots.

>not a single 'For you.' ITT
For same, /asp/.

>>2820113
For you.

>>2820807
It's from a movie, Big Man Japan.

>>2820750
>Elgin would fuck the former champion collegiate wrestler up in a shoot fight
>He'd fuck the guy who beat Cain Velazquez
Sure

>>2820133
lol nice try, Jack.

>>2820113
LIKE SHORT NIGGA MEMES ON FACEBOOK