*Heavy breathing*

hided

>>2819643
WORKED

>>2819643
Do English promos go over well in Japan?
If not then I can't see CM doing all that well since isn't ultra good in the ring. Would he willing job out to Okada?

Isn't Chase Owens a thing anymore? Good.

>>2819669
kek

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>>2819643
Never ever njpw cucks

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>>2819656
B..b..but best in the world...

>>2819643

Jizz Clizz

>>2819643
Wtf I hate bullet club now

>>2819643 Which one of them is CM Punk, I can't tell these midgets apart?

>>2819759
the cuck with a noose around his neck

>>2819643
who's this raging group of gay fuck boys..

I have a huge feeling Batista will show up front row at the G-1 special. Someone big will show up this year events and it has ton of surprises.

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>>2819680

>>2819643
Who?

>>2819803
>Superstars
You aren't even trying anymore
>>2819643
>*heavy breathing*
Cringe

>>2819643
HAPPENING.JPEG

>>2819643

Jeezuz the autism.

>>2819643
Even a huge cuck like CM Punk isn't pathetic enough to join a bunch of losers like The Bullet Club.

>>2819643
>AJ, Balor, Anderson and Gallows leave
>replaced them with twinks

>>2819643
WHERE'S MARTY

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>>2819643
Oh shit, I'd jizz my pants if he shows up tomorrow or something

>>2819643
Maybe this is related to the DM meme?

>>2819669
Please no bully

>>2819643
Stardust, Omega and some high school janitors

>>2819656
Irrelevant. Meme Club means you're instantly over.

If Punk does show up it will be to promote something for AJ.

>>2819643
The biggest selling wrestling t-shirt in the world.

>>2819643
Legit who are these people

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How would /asp/ mark on showing up this weekend

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>>2820008
Maybe this will jog your memory.

>>2820045
Meh...

>>2820008
a couple of roman reigns wannabe's, CAWdy, Ellsworth goody too shoes twin and The Bayley Boys.

a punk return would be utterly worthless to me unless he used his old theme

>>2820045
would mark big question who would he face, Tanahashi

>>2819680
>attendance=quality
The absolute fucking state of the E drones, everybody.

>>2820048
>Batista vs Naito
>Batista vs Tanahashi
>Batista vs Suzuki
>Batista vs Cody Rhodes
>Batista vs Omega
>Batista vs Okada

Think of all greatest possibilities anon

>marks want Batista to join NJPW

Batista is better than this than to join a shitty bingo hall company

>>2820140
>The company that is gonna take over the US when your precious E dies.
Yeah, no. plus NJPW is much closer to the type of wrestling Batista likes vs le sporty entertainment

>>2819643
Yujiro is looking good without the short blonde hair

New shirts are shit though and they all look like geeks even fale

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>>2819680

>>2820148
This, Batista joining the roster would be a huge push to elevate NJPW to the highest elevation.

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Batista recently joined his former fellow WWE Superstar Chris Jericho on his podcast Talk Is Jericho to promote Guardians Of The Galaxy 2, and noted that while he does miss actually wrestling, he doesn't miss being a part of the WWE (quotes via Wrestling-Edge):

“Yeah, I miss it a lot. … There’s nothing like it, you know that. There’s just an adrenaline rush that goes along with it.

"What I don’t miss is the company, to be honest with you. I don’t miss WWE. I miss wrestling, I just don’t miss dealing with the company and its bulls***.

"Yeah it’s the bullshit man, it’s just too much bulls**t.”

Jericho stated that he's surprised that WWE hasn't contacted him about a possible return, to which Batista responded that he himself has inquired about a return to the company - but only to run a program with Triple H.

The WWE, however, is not on board with the idea, thus a return for 'The Animal' doesn't seem to be in the cards anytime soon:

“I’ve asked, yeah, I’ve asked. Well, there’s… I’ve asked for what I want. I’ll tell you and I’ve talked to Hunter about it and I’ve talked to Vince about it.

HE'S COMING. And there's NOTHING E-Drones can do about it.

>>2820208
It'd be great if he does appear but the smarks will shit on him just like they do cody rhodes because REEEEEE MELTZER SNOWFLAKE DEFICIENCY

>>2819952
>Devitt was replaced by AJ
>AJ pushed to infinity and beyond
>Devitt becomes the biggest twink

>>2820085
Didnt ya know /asp/ stood for Attendance Status Professionals. It's like saying "I have more friends than you" in an argument desu.

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>>2819643
>kenny omega and a bunch of nobodies/jobbers/spot monkeys trying to appeal to a glorified jobber

i believe it.

>>2820216
If he does join the NJPW would have a legit roster with veterans and potential rookies for Batista to look over.

>>2820208
Why is he so sour on the company? He got everything handed to him on a platter.

>>2820235
even new japan knew that devitt was just a twink manlet
he never got anywhere near the level of AJ and Omega as far as push and opportunities

>>2820148
This. Batista doesn't give a fuck about cutting promos, he just wants to wrestle.

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>punk arrives at njpw
>his mystery opponent is revealed
>the music hits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkYZKqmxaro


"NO MISTER GALL NOT AGAIN, PLEASE DONT HIT ME AHHHHHHHH"- cuck man phil

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>>2819643
>*heavy breathing*

Trip on Kenny OmeGOAT

>>2819643
The only guy who look like a badass wrestler is Bad Luck Fale. This is embarrassing; they look like a high school kid wannabe NWO.

>>2821023
Even Fale looks like a fat loser in a t-shirt, niggers should be shirtless or in singlets/vests

>>2821023
fale doesn't even look bad ass, he just looks disturbing
like the old models from the no mercy video game
a flat picture stretched onto a 3d head

>>2819803
>superstars taping
>still drawing over double of new japanettys big G1 cali show

Ding dong diddly cringe

>>2821077
Those G1 shows sold out despite New Japan's first attempt at breaking into the American market. Whereas WWMeme can't even sell out in their own market they've been kings of for almost 20 years kek.

>>2821089
Please point out the underperforming wwe shows in LA

>>2821094
Why only LA?

I don't get why this Bullet Club meme is popular or why it's supposed to be good. Can anybody actually explain it?

>>2821115
Just the usual internet hype thing. It's the redit mentality and I am not trying to be snarky here. It's "oh hey it's the bullet club there the best upboat pls" and everyone does because it';s the cool thing to do and they don't want to come off as contrarian faggots. And yes, I spelled they're wrong intentionally.

>>2821118
>Stable filled with great wrestlers and characters
>hurr durr reddit

>>2821125
No. AJ and Kenny can fucking go. The rest are, and have always been, either mediocre or straight up crap.

>>2821134
Young Bucks are the second best if not best tag team in the world at the moment
GoD are the best Heavyweight tag team in New Japan
Cody is great in the ring and can deliver when he needs to
Bad Luck Fale is great at playing the role he's been given
Yujiro and Hangman are good enough

>>2821134
>>2821142
Also Marty Scurll is amazing

>>2821142
You're just easily impressed. Young Bucks are just flippy douchy kids.

>>2821134
That is exactly what I thought it was.

It's almost like people recognise an attempt at strong branding and the t shirt, and they WANT it to be good. They want it to be better than it really is, so it becomes popular from that.

Weird fucking time.

Imagine these losers vs. Hall, Nash, Hogan, Giant, Savage, Steiner, Buff, Norton, Hennig, Rude

Literally boys vs. men

Is Bullet Club still supposed to be a heel faction? I renumber when Jeff Jarrett joined BC (which was awesome) and internet wrestling fans were crying about it which was hilarious since he was only heel who could get legit heat.

My point is if they're heels they should try to piss the internet fans by tweeting guys, losers smarks despise to join BC like Vince Russo, Roman Reigns, Hulk Hogan, Kevin Nash or somebody completely dogshit like JTG that IWC while cry about "ruins" the BC.

>>2821145
As a wrestling fans of 20 years I can confidently state Marty Scurll is not amazing.

>>2821164
Yeah they act heelish but they're ironic about it so they get cheers.

>>2821148
Agree. I don't get why any real man whould be a fan of small looking twinks who would get their asses handed to them in a real fight. High school kids who dress like 1990's Hardy Boys and pretend to be NWO/DX in 2017.

Meanwhile a real man "Walking Armageddon" Bobby Lashley; a real deal athlete, legit badass MMA fighter, who looks like million $, and has developed into a very good main event level performer in the ring & on the mic doesn't get anywhere near the plaudits because casual fans are gone and all we have left is dorky hardcore internet fans who like nerdy and goofy indie wrestlers.

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>>2821164
>guys losers smarks despise to join BC like Vince Russo, Roman Reigns, Hulk Hogan, Kevin Nash
>Kevin Nash
>Not the ultimate in being adored by contrarian loser smarks

...Okay....

>>2821172
Nice try, but they're just not good in the ring. period. They just do meaningless flips that look like shit and their super kicks are garbage. They don't sell either and make really stupid facial expressions.

>>2821109
Because that's where G1 shows are you tard, now stop avoiding the question

>>2821178
Nice try? I buried them. I agree with you.

>>2820991

Kek. CM Phil will never live this down and has practically given a lot of ammo for his haters.

BTW what happened to gall after that anyway. I though he was primed for big things.

>>2821185

He seems to have reading comprehension issues.

>>2821181
AMERICAN market, moron.

>>2821185
You were being half ironic.

>>2821172
>a real man

You're a faggot anon

>>2819803
Does anyone else think "damn, if we all started marching on Canada we could conquer it" when they go to large shows?

>>2821354
No. I always wonder how far we would get in a riot.

Being from MN, those hockey riots usually do some damage.

>>2821354
>>>/pol/

>marching on North America's Russian front

>>2821172
>being this insecure in your masculinity
I think you need to have an honest conversation with yourself Anon

>>2820355

>>2819643
No. Cuck Man Phil is done.

>>2820978
He doesn't like the PG, he doesn't like the management system, he got really upset about creative in his last run with the company because they refused to try any of his ideas, and he's probably kind of bitter that he wasn't a bigger star because he was out with injuries for at least half of his main event run (combined 2 years injured) and it killed his pushes.

>>2820050
Rent. Free.

>tfw based big hoss Captain Jack Swagger and the big guy Ryback will never join

Imagine those two big guys just dropping jap manlets left right and center

>>2822440
Actually believing that they can wrestle for more than 15 minutes without blowing up at NJPW's pace.

>>2822444
>muh workrate
This is why jap wrestling and manlets will never, ever be over

Enjoy your bingo halls

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*shows up unexpected front row at G-1 USA event*

He will bring NJPW to the higher limits

>>2821166
Agreed my ninja, The flapping arms gimmick and flabtastic mid section ala Asguka are revolting

>>2819643
WITHNESS

"Muh legacy"

>>2819643
Why is Cody here, isn't the bullet club supposed to be some elite stable?