ITT: Karma

Imagine being as much of a POS mark as OP

>>2818155
Sup Meltzer Magoo!

>OP being worked by doctors

>>2818147
Yeah how dare he report on wrestling, the cunt.

Based Cancer working Dave's father into a shoot

Wow OP. Youre so fucking edgy. Hope karma dont come around to fuck you in the ass.

>>2818147
Man, there is Dave's years shit and Mom have a body, some of his close friends pass away and now this with his Father.

I hope he takes the time she needs. will understand if the Observer everyone for several weeks, even though the other side keeps power through and write 2,000 words on display Friday night the CMLL ...

>OP this mad because he heard that Dave said mean thing about his beloved WWE

>>2818170
In making the bait.

Nope.

You do it.

>>2818174
>>2818155
You know that replying to give him the attention he wants right. Do not be the reason that many people feel the need to be able to just downvote him instead of bringing attention to him.

>>2818147
You beat me to it.

>>2818147
>karma

the guy is 90 years old

>>2818189
He was in great health until Meltzer slandered Russo and then went on Cornette's show

Textbook karma.

>>2818147
The wrong Meltzer got cancer to be honest

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>>2818191
what the fuck dickhead

>>2818147
People are gonna act shocked to see this on 4chan? Like we didn't see people in JR's wife's thread making fun of that situation? How new could you possibly be? Obviously most people wish Dave well, not even every person cracking jokes in this thread is sincere about it. At least 50% of this thread is a meme.

More like Dave Cantzer amirite

>>2818191
He's an arrogant smug prick sometimes - never admits when he's wrong. His plebbit fans are worse though - I personally hope they get cancer.

>>2818199
God forbid the most pompous personality in wrestling history gets harshly and cruelly criticized

>>2818147
Dave's yiddish father will die knowing that Trump won and deep down his son Dave is a hack

Too add he's supposed to be a journalist but only reports the version of the story he wants to be told. He's proved time and time again he's biased towards his friends and those who feed him info. When he reports something wrong and gets called on it by a wrestler he makes zero reaction or apology in his newsletter.

He's also afraid of guests who will challenge him. If I'm paying $10 a month then get some fucking good guests who will create interesting discussion/debate. Instead he just gets same old boring guests/co-hosts. That's one thing Vince Russo isn't afraid to do...he will talk mono e mono with anyone from Wrestlecrap author to Roddy Piper.

Lastly Melzer fanboys have become unbearable in recent years. They've recently discovered him and buy into everything he says! it's embarrassing!

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>>2818207
>most pompous personality in wrestling history
Not quite

>>2818215
>Roddy Piper

speaking of him, Dave was always afraid of him because Roddy used to call him on his shit.

>>2818188
gb2 your cuckcord Bretkuk

>>2818318

18+

>>2818318
>When did Reddit took over

learn English

>>2818215
He just was on Jim Cornette's show and it was sad how butthurt he got over someone not liking Kenny Omega and pwg

>>2818176
He said he was really fucking sad because this year has been horrible for him with Jan Ross and Frank Defort. Now this and he's gonna miss the G1 specials and the UFC Hall of Fame show. Really sucks :/

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>>2818147
wrong Karma, bud

>>2818327
>>2818329
Worked

>>2818352
>hee I was only pretending to be retarded

>>2818329
>Correcting people spelling
>On 4chan
It's nice to see that even in 2017, this site manages to bring new people, even if they are extremly autistic

How many stars will he rate the match between his dad and cancer?

>>2818360
>not knowing the difference between spelling & grammar

Oh, wait:

>people spelling

How is that WWE news? Fucking clickbait poos.

>>2818389
You did it again, you actually did it again. Everyone look how intelligent and based this guy is. He actually corrects peoples grammar and spelling on this Mongolian alligator rafting board. He is the hero /asp/ deserves. From this day forward Anon you will be Autism Boy, hero to all here on /asp/

>>2818397
>posted from Salt Lake City

>>2818399
But Autism Boy, I live in the UK.

>>2818207
>I don't like this fake fighting reporter
>I'M GLAD HIS FAMILY IS DEAD
Ahh, to be 14 again...

>>2818403
>lives in England
>can't speak English

>>2818408
Ah ha, Autism Boy I have caught you out. The UK and England are not synonymous, Oh how are we to cope if our one true hero Autism Boy cannot understand basic geography. Is /asp/ destined to crumble, are we all destined to suffer?

>>2818416
Imagine being this sour and vindictive over getting called out for grammar.

>>2818422
The problem is Austim Boy, I wasn't even the original poster you "called out for grammar" (A grammatically incorrect statement itself) I am just heralding the day that our hero, Autism Boy arrived from Reddit to teach us all the ways of grammar and spelling

>>2818436
>plebbit living in your head rent-free

CORRECTING PEOPLE SPELLING

>>2818457
Oh Autism Boy, you are trying to offend me with another anon's poor grammar. I am just wanting to celebrate our Redditor hero

>>2818170
Kek

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>the amount of clearly underage edgelords ITT
yeah yeah we get it, your Dad abandoned you because you were disappointments to them, so you take joy in others losing their fathers.

>>2818147
I knew this board was full of edgy teenagers.

Hope a family member of yours gets cancer for running your mouth faggot.

>>2818215
>Ass destroyed Russo marks
The absolute lowest of the lowest common denominator of wrestling fans. Subhuman at best based on their IQs alone.

>>2818463
>th-th-that wasn't m-me!

Holy shit you're fuckin' pathetic!

>>2818147
6 star match with cancer going over.

>>2818735
>e-Drones stooging for their company

>>2818735
One day your father will die too and you won't be such a tryhard edgy mark on that day.

>>2818463
Jesus Christ you got BTFO you fucking embarrassment

>>2818318
After the nudes leak

>>2818147
Poor form OP, his father doesn't deserve this. Only Dave deserves to suffer a career-ending and potentially life threatening injury

>>2818812
>hurr durr I got you to call me out for being a shithead

>>2818147
how is an old ass man dying in a routine way karma?

>>2818735
Based 4chan working the faggot redditors back to their safe space

>>2819271
Based

>>2818416
You seem pretty triggered with that damage control there.

>>2818147
Jerking off FURIOUSLY

Dave's had it rough lately. His mom has a lot of health issues too and he's lost a lot of friends and colleagues the past few months.

Bryan has lost some friends too. What a shitty year for the two of them.

>>2818147
Edgy little cunt.

>>2818147
>well... uhhh... you see...ummmm.. yeah cancer wasn't suppose to go over.. but uhhh... ya know.. plans change

>>2818218
wait this fag actually booked the title on himself? After all of the shit he gives russo he ends up literally doing the same thing?

>my dad died the same way bid dave's is going to die

BASED

>>2819448
Kek

>>2818147
Cringe

>>2819297
>Bryan has lost some friends too

Who friends he lost?

>>2819448
>According to sources...Vince really likes Cancer, like, ya know, and wants to give him a push, but uhhhh, I think the love interest angle they are developing between me and my dad is the real payoff, you know, the bigger draw, so Cancer is, uhhh...going to be held down so my dad can over. People really want to see that. This is what they are saying backstage at the WWE.
>Dad dies in Tokyo Dome
>Uhhh, things change and at the last minute Vince wanted Cancer to go over, but it was still a 5 and 7/8ths match.

>>2820135
Buddy wayne, a jobber that bryan paid to train him wrestle

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>>2819448

>>2818201
Kek

Daves pretty old himself, I'm sure his dad has gotta be like 70. Time gets all of us eventually.

>cancerous "journalist"
>cancerous father

Really makes you think

>>2818147
Fuck Meltzer and his fanboys.