>I pick woman up for 2nd date
>We get a few blocks from her apartment when this song comes on my shuffle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD316l1Bl_E
>She looks shocked and asks if I watch sports entertainment - I say no; I watch wrestling
>She demands I take her back to her apartment immediately
>Once inside she begs me to put her in the Red Ink and fuck her
>We had sex three times throughout the day
New Japan is the cool promotion now - you E drones need to get a clue.
Itt things that never happened.
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>tfw you now billed as the "Babymaker"
>>2817225
Big if true.
Usually when someone tells me a fairytale it starts with once upon a time
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