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The Rock: "It doesn't matter if you matter! The only thing that matters is that you understand, you get it straight in your head that at Royal Rumble there ain't no way, and the Rock means NO WAY, you're gonna stop the Rock from becoming WWE champion."

CM Punk: Unlike a lot of people I'm glad you're back. I don't care what your schedule is. I don't care if you work here 16 days a year or 365 days a year. You could be Santa Clause and have his schedule, one day a year. I'd still kick your ass. I don't care how many movies you film every year. I know how hard that schedule probably is, but every time you come back, whenever you decide to grace us with your presence, I'm gonna kick your ass. Because this isn't candy land. I'm like nobody you've ever faced before. You can make fun of the color of my t-shirt and you can talk about pie and you can sing songs and you can rhyme and you can do your tired, lame-ass schtick. I just want you to know that come Royal Rumble, and you have about three weeks to realize this, I'm gonna kick your ass 'cause I'm the best in the world. I'm the best thing going today. I'm the best guy you've ever stepped foot in the ring with. And you need to understand, congratulations, Rock, you just graduated from the kiddie table, but you just bit off more than you can chew. You're playing little league with your little insults and your rhymes and your 'millions and millions' and your finallys. And I'm in the big leagues and I'm swinging for the fence. You need to understand that your little jabs and your insults, it's all kiddie games. You can't leave a mark on the champ's face. Come Royal Rumble, understand, when you step in the ring, your arms are just too short to box with God.

The Rock: Uh..CM Punk You may *tries to remember line* Boxing with god *resorts to childish insults* Cookiepuss, *john cena tier faggotry*
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>>2815776
Painus in Uranus!
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>>2815776
>Calm down you skinny little tramp, this is just pretend fighting and just because people like your crappy kayfabe style promos doesn't change the fact that if the cameras were off and we were in the street, I'd crush you like the bug that you are.
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>>2815776
Verbally tore Rock a new asshole... Heh.
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>>2815776
did this actually happen ? Lmfao why hasnt the rock taken a cyanide pill already ?
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HELLENA CELL, CAGE IN A CAGE, URANUS IN URANUS
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>>2815962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YxQ_b_VHyk
Way better to watch it. You can skip the cringe Rock parts
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>>2815776
This is not pasta.

But

This was honestly the promo where you realize Dwayne is no longer The Rock, he's just Dwayne The Cool Dad. And you question whether Dwayne was ever really good or if it was just nostalgia. The same thing dawned on me when he was getting BTFO by Cena.
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>>2815962
It's rocks karma for burying so many guys on the mic for years
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>>2816013
You just grew up and realized Dwayne was always corny as hell. Ever wonder why every promo he did mentioning shoving something up another man's ass?
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>>2815776
*gets beat up*
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>>2816004
at what part does OPs part happen
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I almost felt bad for Rock here. He rather obviously had to sell this overrated mark like he mattered. I don't think he realized how low the industry had fallen until someone like Phil was considered a god.
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>>2816035
Cena? Is that you? Did you use a time traveling machine to visit us from the year 2005?
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