*works /asp/ to tears*

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>>2814756

Is his wife taller than him??

>>2814789
He's 5'5''

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>>2814793

>>2814793
when's he going to gain height?

>>2814756
>Literal who

>>2814793
WHEN

Based Brian literally skipping millions of years of Evolution.

https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=%23&ved=0ahUKEwiOq9GL4-LUAhVHJcAKHb3iBEIQwqsBCB8wAA&usg=AFQjCNF1sHlk2z9QIx28jtvfnGP_UlkifA

>Reminder that Bryan has been able to indulge his passion for pro wrestling as his full time job for his entire adult life, has a hot wife and a huge house paid for entirely by him screaming into a microphone about how much WWE sucks for the last 15 years.
He's got it pretty made tbqh, what have any of you GEEKS~! ever done with your life?

>>2814756
Who's the ugly lurch looking female?

He's right about WWE not knowing how to make another Hulk Hogan, though. They had it with Bayley, but then this is your bayley happened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgMtCpVmN4I&spfreload=10

his wifes so qt

>>2815283
>linking a google search
Holy fuck kill yourself newfag

>>2815365
He wrote a good book once (and updated it later) and that is pretty much his only real achievement.

>>2814756
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT!

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>>2814793

>>2814756
I'm 5'5" also but how did he get a cute gf?

>>2814756
Who?

>>2816338
Well he probably doesn't go on 4chan, for starters.

>>2816344
That's true :/, i'm a just a loser...

>>2814756
>implying
I love his rants

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*cuts you off mid sentence*

>>2816338
Its ok bro I'm 5'5 and I've managed to have sex. You can do it man

>>2814756
Who is this little kid?

>>2815530
>Bayley
>even close to Hogan
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, the only Hogan she's surpassed is Brooke

>>2814756
>how's it going everybody?