>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a Gracie Jiu Jitsu pink belt from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Weaseled out of a drug test
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Wets the bed
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>No athleticism
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
Cuck Man Phil should just kill himself.
>>2813090
>>Reads comic books
What's bad about that? Wrestling appeals to the lowest common denominator, you're watching terribly written soap operas with pretend fighting. So you shouldn't talk.
>>2813090
And you take time out to make this thread occasionally because?
>>2813112
Because he is eternally, perpetually gotten to and seething. And he will never recover.
Winners and losers folks.
OP is what a loser looks like.
>>2813090
WHEN I WAS
>>2813090
You need to take out
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
Because Phil predictably ran off the only actual friend he had in the world
Based Punk living in OP's head rent free
I love how CM GOAT hasn't mentioned wrestling in like the past 3 years but is still one of the hottest topics on this board and gets a thread dedicated to him daily? How does one achieve it, fellas?
>>2813890
By being a piece of shit and funny to laugh at?
>>2813108
>What's bad about that?
Grow up, you fucking fat manbaby.
>>2813890
Because he is the aboslute GOAT of all history and the one true Best in The World.
No one rattles the marks quite as hard as Phillip does. He's still got it.
>>2813890
He mentioned wrestling and cried about it a few months ago senpai.
Just accept that he's never coming back and move on.
>>2813890
Kevin Nash's prime was 20 years ago and he is also one of the hottest topics.
You think 20 years from now Punk will still be one of hottest topics? I'll answer that...no.
Nash = true star
Punk = flash in pan
>>2815416
>R A G I N G
>>2815416
That's because Nash is doing interviews over fucking Skype calls
good post
>>2813090
Mom wouldn't buy me parts to make a gaming PC and now i'm sad... i won't get to play modded wwe 2k18.
>>2813090
Rent free.
>>2813090
Whoever wrote this pasta out of spite seems to be obsessed with Punk and comes across as a butthurt woman
>Ultra-Sensitive
>Tragic Gluten-free diet
>Wets the bed
Also >Manlet
He is 6'2