B A S E D

>>2811903
GOAT

>>2811903
Haha Literally no one on the bus cares a WWE "superstar" and the first and second womyns MITB winner is on it.

>No one on the bus gives a shit
>That guy next to her is more interested in looking at his phone
The state of pro wrestling in the US

>>2811913
Whoever is taking the picture cares

>>2811913
>>2811919
>early morning or super late tram taking people to their plane
Gee I wonder why and the guy taking the picture was marking out

>>2811903

Why the fuck is she riding a bus? I thought they got cars through the company?

>>2811903

>can't even afford a taxi

>>2811991
You pay for your own trans less you got something in your contract senpai.

File: lurk.jpg (118KB, 406x364px) Image search: [Google]

118KB, 406x364px

>>2811903
This is an allegory of Mella being an ordinary woman who has never let go of her dreams which is the briefcase.

>>2811991
It's an airport bus

>>2811991
Because kill yourself.

>>2811903
Carmella a cute. CUTE!

File: Goober WAT.jpg (32KB, 435x339px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 435x339px

>>2811903
>those glasses

HEY, is that the WWE MITB?

>>2811903
BASED

Why is there even a Divas money in the bank? The belt changes so often and there are so few divas its like having a money in the bank for the IC belt or the cruiserweights

imagine not getting a good whiff of her seat after she gets up

>tfw nobody acknowledges your existence

>>2811903
This is sad

Inb4 she gets raped by a pack of niggers for dressing like a whore in public

File: dwight.jpg (33KB, 639x553px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 639x553px

>>2812811
Who do you believe would be in the wrong, were that scenario ever to occur?

>>2811903
>I'm hungry
>My feet hurt
>I wish Cass is here
>He's probably delivering his Empire Tower on Charly

>>2812814
100% Carmella. She should be aware of her environment. If I went on a holiday to Afghanistan and got killed by some Muslims, you'd obviously blame me.

>>2812818
>that super false equivalency to justify that completely spurious leap in logic
Just gonna to assume this answer is banter and not what you actually believe IRL

File: 1496715510535.png (231KB, 424x318px) Image search: [Google]

231KB, 424x318px

>>2812799
>ywn spark a conversation with her and hit it off
It fucking hurts to live

>>2812821
WORKED

>>2811978
Cameraman is a plant. She's conveniently facing and holding the case in the right direction.

File: feels.jpg (131KB, 865x1600px) Image search: [Google]

131KB, 865x1600px

>>2812822
>ywn awkwardly glance at her out of the corner of your eye and she spots you and there is 1 brief second of eye contact and you get incredibly self conscious and your face turns red so you pull out your phone and pretend to check the time but your phone is dead so you panic and hit the stop button and get off at the next stop even though it's not your stop and you are still 5 stops from your house and have to wait 25 mins for the next bus to arrive

>>2812830
I didn't give you any money, so no, you didn't 'work' me.
Learn what these words actually mean, mark.

>>2812843
Holy fucking you are WORKED

>>2812811

hey mel

>>2812838
man that was would be awkward as fuck at an airport

>>2812838
>take out phone to snap pic
>forget camera sound is on
>snap pic
>her head turns in your direction
>fumble with phone and drop it
...

>>2812838
Kek I actually did this once in Highschool to avoid my ex gf

>spot her
>say Oh you already got a replica women's mitb
>she says no I won
>Oh I didn't recognize you, you are much more pretty in person
>oh you're so sweet
>we bang

This will never happen to me. I am sad.

>>2812866
>she walks over to you
>you try to avoid her in fear of taunting
>you hear her say "hi!"
>you stop in your tracks
>slowly turn to her and avoid making eye contact
>It's impossible to avoid because of her beautiful eyes
>"h-hi.."

>>2811913
>that time they had Ambrose, someone billed as a top star, get on the Subway and no one knew who he was

>>2812795
Because they want to draw feminist dimes and they don't know that companies who appeal to feminist lose money.

>>2812874
>She says get away from me you fat weeb
>She's insulted you didn't recognise her
>Cass beats you up while she sucks off Based Big Hog

Why even live Anon?

>>2811903
That's sad. Only one autistic fuck knows who she is. Everyone else probably think she's some random whore carrying a toy to give for her child.

>>2812860
kek

File: 615330546121403.png (275KB, 500x378px) Image search: [Google]

275KB, 500x378px

>>2812843
>I didn't give you any money, so no, you didn't 'work' me.
>Learn what these words actually mean, mark.
What a dumbass
>>2812856
definitely worked, lad.

>>2812843
You couldn't be more worked. Or retarded. Check it out bud, for all intents and purposes, when you see "worked" read "trolled". Stay in school.

>>2812880
Pics or any link?

>>2812880
Was that part of when he was tag teaming with Cena against Orton and Kane and bailed on the match but then came back with a hot dog cart and sprayed mustard and ketchup at Orton/Kane?

Because that was staged, in case you don't know.

>>2811903
>job description literally claims she is a "Superstar"
>still has to take a public bus

Travel for sdlive superstars has surely gone downhill.

The people on that bus don't car about. It's like a regular Smackdown audience.

>>2812795
Smackdown belt hasn't changed hands since Mania

>>2812818
Nope still would blame the brown people in either scenario

>>2812843
Time is money and you keep giving that nigga your time bro.
>worked.

File: based mella.png (2MB, 1911x1045px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1911x1045px

Is Carmella, dare I say it, our woman?

>>2813234
>Because that was staged, in case you don't know

And? Having a guy you consider a top star walk around in public and no one give a shit who he is says everything you need to know about the current appeal of pro-wrestling.
Fuck, they even had Ambrose on Swerved and NO ONE knew who he was.

>>2812795
It's called a gimmick. Welcome to wrestling.

>>2811903
GEE OP THEY SHOULD CALL HER MISS MONEY ON THE BUS

This thread is so pathetic, half the people are making up pathetic sex scenarios and the other half are just burying her as if they have more going on in their lives.

>the state of /asp/ and humans as a whole

>>2813897
Get a load of this White Knight

File: 1471383311432.jpg (57KB, 612x574px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 612x574px

>>2811903

> plot twist
> they're all texting their fat wrestling fan friend that carmella is on their airport bus

>>2813897
Hi William Morrissey!

Trying to strike up a conversation with a wrestler at the airport is pretty much retarded.

>OMG ITS WRESTLER A
>"H-hi...(please leave me alone, leave me alone, leave me alone)"
>OMG CAN I GET A SELFIE AT LEAST
>"O-ok...(FUCK OFF)"

Fuck she's gorgeous.

>>2813897
/asp/ decided shes /ourgirl/ whiteknight

>>2813907
>>2814568
You're using whiteknight wrong kids, what do they even teach you over at red.dit?